Uncyclopedia:Best of/2005 (by date)

Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia had to offer from 2024. Below are articles that were featured on the front page, during the golden year of 2024.

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March 2005

Date	Name
March 23rd	Ireland
March 24th	Pot v. Kettle
March 25th	All Your Base Are Belong To Us
March 26th	Seven Deadly Sins
March 27th	Mediocre Britain
March 28th	RTFM
March 29th	Spanish Inquisition (TV show)
March 30th	Mordor

April 2005

Date	Name
April 2nd	George W. Bush
April 4th	Scotland
April 5th	Senator
April 7th	Robot
April 8th	Air Guitar
April 10th	IKEA
April 11th	Livejournal
April 14th	MC Hammer
April 14th	Cabbage
April 20th	Pong! the Movie
April 22nd	National Try To Assassinate The President Day
April 24th	Vitamin
April 25th	Japan
April 26th	Lies
April 29th	Doctor Who

May 2005

Date	Name
May 2nd	St. Peter's Basilica
May 5th	Table of Contents
May 8th	Kitten hurling battle
May 10th	Nostradamus
May 12th	Teletubbies
May 16th	Phonics
May 19th	English-American Dictionary
May 22nd	Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition
May 25th	Bon-bons
May 27th	The Oldest Trick in the Book

June 2005

Date	Name
June 2nd	Idiotic Table of Elements
June 4th	KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand
June 6th	Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies
June 9th	You have two cows
June 11th	Game:Zork
June 14th	Cowation
June 17th	Anonymous
June 20th	Lord Byron
June 24th	Aesop's Fables
June 27th	Romania
June 30th	Greatest Inventions

July 2005

Date	Name
July 3rd	Banned from the Internet
July 6th	Fountainhead Earth
July 10th	WMD (Donuts)
July 13th	Kool Aid
July 16th	University of California
July 19th	The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
July 23rd	Banana Phone
July 26th	Incompleteness Theorem
July 29th	Fascist

August 2005

Date	Name
August 2nd	Kitten Huffing
August 5th	Fanfiction.net
August 8th	War on Terra
August 11th	Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
August 14th	Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape
August 17th	The Flintstones
August 20th	Terri Schiavo
August 23rd	Estonia
August 26th	Flying Spaghetti Monster
August 31st	List of weapons that don't exist, but should

September 2005

Date	Name
September 4th	Random humor
September 6th	World War I (video game)
September 9th	Wikipedia
September 9th	Wikipedia/old
September 16th	Dude, Where's My Time Machine?
September 20th	Quantum Economics
September 23rd	X Window System
September 26th	Certificate of Hitlertude
September 29th	Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions

October 2005

Date	Name
October 2nd	Missing milk
October 5th	Dake-Bonoism
October 7th	Orange construction barrels
October 9th	Bloodbath
October 11th	Redundancy
October 13th	Zombies
October 15th	Crimes inspired by video games
October 17th	Newmath
October 19th	Bar Mitzvah
October 21st	AAAAAAAAA!
October 23rd	Peer
October 25th	The GI Joe-Transformers War
October 27th	Styrofoam
October 29th	-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
October 31st	Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

November 2005

Date	Name
November 2nd	Much Ado About Yokels
November 4th	Founding Fathers
November 6th	British film industry
November 9th	Philip Glass
November 10th	Air
November 13th	Gibberish
November 15th	The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time
November 17th	Uncyclopedia Brown
November 19th	Niggers
November 22nd	Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One
November 23rd	Fecal E. Coli
November 26th	J.D. Salinger
November 28th	Afghanistan
November 30th	Barrel Clown

December 2005

Date	Name
December 1st	Euroipods
December 3rd	German grammar
December 5th	Emoticonics
December 7th	Attack of the 500 foot Jesus
December 10th	Red Shirts
December 12th	IPod yocto
December 14th	Poop Cuisine
December 16th	Poland
December 17th	George Bailey
December 19th	UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones
December 21st	John Seigenthaler Sr.
December 24th	North Korea
December 26th	UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas
December 28th	I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
December 30th	The artist formerly known as God