Uncyclopedia:Best of/2005 (by date)

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On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles aren't as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.

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March 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
March 23rd Ireland
March 24th Pot v. Kettle
March 25th All Your Base Are Belong To Us
March 26th Seven Deadly Sins
March 27th Mediocre Britain
March 28th RTFM
March 29th Spanish Inquisition (TV show)
March 30th Mordor

April 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
April 2nd George W. Bush
April 4th Scotland
April 5th Senator
April 7th Robot
April 8th Air Guitar
April 10th IKEA
April 11th Livejournal
April 14th MC Hammer
April 14th Cabbage
April 20th Pong! the Movie
April 22nd National Try To Assassinate The President Day
April 24th Vitamin
April 25th Japan
April 26th Lies
April 29th Doctor Who

May 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
May 2nd St. Peter's Basilica
May 5th Table of Contents
May 8th Kitten hurling battle
May 10th Nostradamus
May 12th Teletubbies
May 16th Phonics
May 19th English-American Dictionary
May 22nd Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition
May 25th Bon-bons
May 27th The Oldest Trick in the Book

June 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
June 2nd Idiotic Table of Elements
June 4th KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand
June 6th Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies
June 9th You have two cows
June 11th Game:Zork
June 14th Cowation
June 17th Anonymous
June 20th Lord Byron
June 24th Aesop's Fables
June 27th Romania
June 30th Greatest Inventions

July 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
July 3rd Banned from the Internet
July 6th Fountainhead Earth
July 10th WMD (Donuts)
July 13th Kool Aid
July 16th University of California
July 19th The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
July 23rd Banana Phone
July 26th Incompleteness Theorem
July 29th Fascist

August 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
August 2nd Kitten Huffing
August 5th Fanfiction.net
August 8th War on Terra
August 11th Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
August 14th Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape
August 17th The Flintstones
August 20th Terri Schiavo
August 23rd Estonia
August 26th Flying Spaghetti Monster
August 31st List of weapons that don't exist, but should

September 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
September 4th Random humor
September 6th World War I (video game)
September 9th Wikipedia
September 9th Wikipedia/old
September 16th Dude, Where's My Time Machine?
September 20th Quantum Economics
September 23rd X Window System
September 26th Certificate of Hitlertude
September 29th Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions

October 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
October 2nd Missing milk
October 5th Dake-Bonoism
October 7th Orange construction barrels
October 9th Bloodbath
October 11th Redundancy
October 13th Zombies
October 15th Crimes inspired by video games
October 17th Newmath
October 19th Bar Mitzvah
October 21st AAAAAAAAA!
October 23rd Peer
October 25th The GI Joe-Transformers War
October 27th Styrofoam
October 29th -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
October 31st Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

November 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
November 2nd Much Ado About Yokels
November 4th Founding Fathers
November 6th British film industry
November 9th Philip Glass
November 10th Air
November 13th Gibberish
November 15th The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time
November 17th Uncyclopedia Brown
November 19th Niggers
November 22nd Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One
November 23rd Fecal E. Coli
November 26th J.D. Salinger
November 28th Afghanistan
November 30th Barrel Clown

December 2005[edit | edit source]

Date Name
December 1st Euroipods
December 3rd German grammar
December 5th Emoticonics
December 7th Attack of the 500 foot Jesus
December 10th Red Shirts
December 12th IPod yocto
December 14th Poop Cuisine
December 16th Poland
December 17th George Bailey
December 19th UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones
December 21st John Seigenthaler Sr.
December 24th North Korea
December 26th UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas
December 28th I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
December 30th The artist formerly known as God