Uncyclopedia:Best of/2010 (by date)

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January 2010

• Monitor 1 January
• UnDebate:Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? 2 January
• It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash 3 January
• UnBooks:My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson 4 January
• A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass 5 January
• Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here! 7 January
• Butter 8 January
• Why?:Not fly Air Zimbabwe? 9 January
• Red Herring 11 January
• Enhanced Interrogation Techniques 12 January
• The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care 14 January
• New Threat to Christmas 15 January
• Fascist Guy 16 January
• UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped 17 January
• A Tinge of Minge 18 January
• UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged) 19 January
• HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics 20 January
• Gangs of New York 21 January
• HowTo:Be A King 22 January
• Work 23 January
• Jose Mourinho 24 January
• UnScripts:Officers and Espionage 25 January
• Will Smith 26 January
• The Godfather Part II 27 January
• UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover 29 January
• Thin Mints 30 January
• The Hayes Family Newsletter 31 January

February 2010

• Amerigo Vespucci 1 February
• Little Adolf's School Report 12 February
• Anne Hathaway 13 February
• IPad 15 February
• The History of the War on Drugs 16 February
• HowTo:Change a Spare Tire 17 February
• HowTo:Smuggle a snow globe 18 February
• HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon 19 February
• Jewish Cuisine 20 February
• UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends 22 February
• HowTo:Be A Production Manager 23 February
• HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song 24 February
• Charles DeGaulle 25 February
• California Highway Patrol 26 February
• I Am the Walrus 27 February
• HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public 28 February

March 2010

• UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth 2 March
• Opeth 3 March
• UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign 4 March
• Mark Rothko 6 March
• UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock 7 March
• Creationism 8 March
• Game:Alone in the dark 9 March
• Death of The Author 10 March
• Mortal Sin 11 March
• Tropical cyclone 12 March
• Extreme Paranormal 13 March
• Battle of the Bulge in my Pants 14 March
• Chris Rock 15 March
• Lateral thinking puzzle 16 March
• McDonland 17 March
• UnNews:US Stimulus not enough 18 March
• UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon 19 March
• Faith 20 March
• Phrase 21 March
• UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall 22 March
• In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida 23 March
• Jihad Jane 24 March
• Damien Hirst 25 March
• Garage sale 26 March
• HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial 27 March
• Hollywood tour 28 March
• HowTo:Write Good Poetry 30 March
• Firearm attachments 31 March

April 2010

• Gay Pubs 1 April
• HowTo:Blow a dog 3 April
• The Radio Star Murder 4 April
• UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!" 5 April
• Robert De Niro 6 April
• Why?:Do I need to provide this? 8 April
• Sideboob 9 April
• Trench warfare 10 April
• Jesus' foreskin 11 April
• Occam's Razor 12 April
• Charlie Kaufman 13 April
• MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory 14 April
• Natural Selection 15 April
• HowTo:Date an Emo Girl 16 April
• HowTo:Get Married 18 April
• Nintendo 19 April
• Giant Jew Band 20 April
• Dylan Thomas 21 April
• Biology 22 April
• UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog 23 April
• Bruce Wayne 24 April
• Tooth Fairy 25 April
• British Sitcoms 27 April
• A wizard did it 28 April
• Ghosts never seem to play fair 29 April
• HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend 30 April

May 2010

• UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water 1 May
• You're Screwed 2 May
• Mecca Vice 3 May
• Gore Theory 4 May
• Did I really move to LA? 5 May
• UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase 6 May
• Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society 7 May
• Boyd's Law 8 May
• Lobster 9 May
• Dennis Kucinich's wife 10 May
• Sir Francis Drake 12 May
• Chatroulette 14 May
• Christian Bale 15 May
• Filial Piety 16 May
• Morning wood 17 May
• HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black 18 May
• Bob the Sperm 19 May
• HowTo:Create a sandstorm 20 May
• Warm piss water 21 May
• HowTo:Part the Red Sea 22 May
• The Six Wives of Henry VIII 23 May
• Hollywood values 24 May
• Obi-Wan Kenobi 25 May
• Spider 26 May
• Voidism 27 May
• The Importance of Being Earnest 28 May
• Daily News 29 May
• Gay whales in Darfur 30 May
• Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer 31 May

June 2010

• HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page 1 June
• Bitch 2 June
• His word writ large 3 June
• The Wildlife of England's Canals 5 June
• Shopping Cart 6 June
• John Milton 7 June
• The Wizard of Aus 8 June
• The Grand Canyon 9 June
• UnScripts:Michael Bay's The Godfather 10 June
• Frog 11 June
• UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual 12 June
• Kyle MacLachlan 13 June
• UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins 14 June
• GMT 15 June
• Salamander 17 June
• Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! 18 June
• George McClellan 19 June
• Why?:Reinvent the wheel 20 June
• HowTo:Staple toast to a wall 21 June
• UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel 22 June
• Tantra 23 June
• Takeshi's Castle 24 June
• Anderson Cooper 25 June
• Sparta 26 June
• Badly Drawn Porn 27 June
• UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females 28 June
• Bond Villain 29 June
• UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds 30 June

July 2010

• UnNews:Obama doodles random shit 1 July
• Homosexuality in the British military 2 July
• UnTunes:Stalker 3 July
• UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation 4 July
• Sunni days and Arabian Nights 5 July
• UnBooks:Where do babies come from? 6 July
• UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets 7 July
• BIBLE! 8 July
• X Japan 9 July
• Tim Burton 10 July
• HowTo:Survive the Titanic 11 July
• What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here? 12 July
• Animal Suicide 13 July
• V. 14 July
• Miss Teen South Carolina 15 July
• Gallows Humour 16 July
• Post Apocalypse 17 July
• Regular K 18 July
• Rolex 19 July
• Red Sea 20 July
• Dear Mr. Hornet 21 July
• Yes (band) 22 July
• Suddenly, Raccoons 23 July
• Marilyn Monroe 24 July
• Behind the Music 25 July
• Roger Ebert 26 July
• Diamonds & Rust 27 July
• Cracker Barrel 28 July
• Ol' Red 29 July
• TV Tropes 30 July
• UnTweets:Odysseus 31 July

August 2010

• Unreliable Narrator 1 August
• Portal (game) 2 August
• Interview with the Vampire 3 August
• The Fourth Stooge 4 August
• Arachnism 5 August
• Traffic sign 6 August
• Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot! 7 August
• HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters 8 August
• UnBooks:Bad Romance 9 August
• Bettie Page 10 August
• Anal sex 11 August
• Lens flare 12 August
• Dalek 13 August
• UnBooks:Keith Richards 14 August
• UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day 15 August
• The Doolittle Raid 16 August
• Chekhov's gun 17 August
• HowTo:Be Japanese 18 August
• Russo-Japanese War 19 August
• Evan Almighty 20 August
• Propaganda 21 August
• Cylon and Garfunkel 22 August
• UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged 23 August
• UnBooks:Conversations With My Father 24 August
• Cuban Missile Crisis 25 August
• Fluffy Bunny World 26 August
• UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop 27 August
• Beige 28 August
• Take Your Son To Work Day 29 August
• Terry Gilliam 31 August

September 2010

• Physics 1 September
• Xkcd 2 September
• Pointy Sticks 3 September
• Nancy Drew 4 September
• HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore 5 September
• Taco 6 September
• Until the Cows Come Home 7 September
• UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur 8 September
• UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero 9 September
• Monster Party 10 September
• The Last Man on Earth 11 September
• Laird Hamilton 12 September
• UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies? 13 September
• Tea and Strumpets 14 September
• UnMovie Review:Inception (2010) 15 September
• Hochkonjunktur, bumste ich sie verlobtes, ich hatte geschlecht mit Ihrem man 16 September
• Brittany Hensel 17 September
• Karate Kid 18 September
• Saki 20 September
• Office Worker's Rant: An Excerpt 21 September
• UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer 22 September
• Green Dam Youth Escort 23 September
• Unfomercials:Bulimic Barbee 24 September
• William Westmoreland 25 September
• Why?:You should get a new couch 27 September
• Chicken 29 September
• Don't Feed the Ducks!!! 30 September

October 2010

• Dragon Age: Origins 1 October
• Salsa (music) 2 October
• HowTo:Beat jet lag 4 October
• Dmitry Medvedev 5 October
• Jack Dempsey 6 October
• Shakespeare Authorship Debate 7 October
• Ann Coulter 9 October
• UnBooks:Fishing For Children 10 October
• Crossbow 11 October
• Norman Wisdom 12 October
• Prince Madog 13 October
• Boris Yeltsin 14 October
• UnReviews:The Merchant of Venice 15 October
• Marshmallows 16 October
• HowTo:Write a Beck Song 17 October
• Denise Milani's breasts 19 October
• Disguise 20 October
• Alfred E. Neuman 21 October
• Lord Christopher Monckton 22 October
• UnTunes:We In Da Club 23 October
• Dreaming 25 October
• Wrists 26 October
• Pursuit of Happiness 27 October
• John Connor 28 October
• Cemetery of the Absurd 30 October
• UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts 31 October

November 2010

• Cheryl Cole 1 November
• UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo 2 November
• UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness 3 November
• California Marijuana Initiative 4 November
• Whigs 5 November
• Battle of Grunwald 6 November
• A. A. Milne 7 November
• UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs 8 November
• Gastrorgasmic Cuisine 9 November
• Kettlebell 10 November
• Cancer (constellation) 11 November
• EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE! 12 November
• UnTweets:Noah 14 November
• United States of Earth 15 November
• James Broun-Ramsay, 1st Marquess of Dalhousie 16 November
• Bed 17 November
• Glenn Beck 18 November
• Punji Stick 19 November
• Tony Jaa 20 November
• Utopia 21 November
• The economic effects of retarded babies 22 November
• Suddenly, 'coons 23 November
• UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression 24 November
• UnNews:Sputnik is launch! 25 November
• Protagonist 26 November
• Egyptian Gods 27 November
• Weird 28 November
• Collective Nouns 29 November
• Fuck ChiefjusticeDS 30 November

December 2010

• UnBooks:The Bilderberg Group 1 December
• UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead 2 December
• UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland 3 December
• UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday 4 December
• UnNews:Local author gives up on dream 5 December
• UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) 6 December
• Wikipoleonic Complex 7 December
• Yogi Berra 8 December
• UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians" 9 December
• Never on Sunday 10 December
• Herod the Great 11 December
• Scraggle 12 December
• UnBooks:The Wait 13 December
• HowTo:Regift 14 December
• UKIP Manifesto 15 December
• UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon 16 December
• Saskatchewan 17 December
• The Threat of Festivus 18 December
• Mark Robinson 19 December
• UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment 20 December
• Skeptic's Annotated Santa 21 December
• Male Adolescence 22 December
• Freudian slip 23 December
• Uncyclopedia is almost full 24 December
• Whatcha thinking about? 26 December
• Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish 27 December
• Moby-Dick 29 December
• Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic 30 December
• Money 31 December