UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland

Poetry for people who hate poetry

People scream, are you listening?

People scream

Are you listening?

On the green

Blood is glistening.

A delicious sight

We'll drink some tonight

Walking in a Klingon wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird

All we have are the Warbirds

We'll sing a war song

As we fight along

Walking in a Klingon wonderland.

In the meadow we can kill some humans

And pretend that one is Captain Kirk

He'll say "Please don't kill me!"

We'll say "No, man

Because you've always been such a total jerk".

Later on

We'll conspire

To set

The Earth on fire

We'll burn all their brains

And delight in their pain

Walking in a Klingon wonderland.

In the meadow we can kill some Vulcans

And pretend that one is Mr. Spock

We will have some fun and pull his ears off

Before we bash his head in with a rock.

In the field

There'll be combat

My head looks

Like a wombat

I'll take your last breath

In a fight to the death

Walking in a Klingon wonderland.

Shows & Movies	Enterprise ~ The Original Series ~ The Next Generation ~ Deep Space Nine ~ Voyager ~ Online ~ III: The Search for Spock ~ The British Version
Captains	Jonathan Archer ~ James T. Kirk ~ Kathryn Janeway ~ Jean-Luc Picard ~ William Riker ~ Benjamin Sisko ~ Hikaru Sulu
People	Borg Queen ~ Data ~ Gul Dukat ~ Elim Garak ~ KHAAAAAN! ~ Mary Sue ~ Dr. Leonard McCoy ~ Kira Nerys ~ Red Shirts ~ Scotty ~ Seven of Nine ~ Spock ~ Deanna Troi ~ Tuvok ~ Weyoun
Species	Borg ~ Breen ~ Ferengi ~ Humans ~ Klingon ~ Q ~ Trekkies ~ Tribbles ~ Vulcan
Other Stuff	Captain's log ~ Data Protection Act ~ Gul Dukat Takes Miami ~ HowTo:Cook A Tribble ~ HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship ~ Kobayashi Maru ~ Lesser Known Technical Effects of Star Trek ~ Most overused 100 Star Trek episode plots ~ Prime Directive ~ Star Trek: Series Guide ~ UnNews:Basement dwellers less burdensome on parents as Star Trek Online goes free ~ UnNews:Politician seeks Klingon Votes ~ UnNews:Starfleet Academy graduate looking forward to tour of duty ~ United Federation of Planets ~ UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland

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