User:RAHB/Talk Archive 2

Talk Archive 1 (2/28/07 - 7/6/07) • Talk Archive 2 (7/6/07 - 9/8/07)
Talk Archive 3 (9/8/07 - 12/8/07) • Talk Archive 4 (12/8/07 - 5/18/08)
Talk Archive 5 (5/18/08 - 7/12/08) • Talk Archive 6 (7/12/08 - 8/20/08)
Talk Archive 7 (8/20/08 - 12/3/08) • Talk Archive 8 (12/3/08 - 2/19/09)
Talk Archive 9 (2/19/09 - 5/25/09) • Talk Archive 10 (5/25/09 - 10/26/09)
Talk Archive 11 (10/26/09 - 12/9/09) • Talk Archive 12 (12/9/09 - 4/25/10)
Talk Archive 13 (4/25/10 - 8/26/10) • Talk Archive 14 (8/26/10 - 8/13/11)
Talk Archive 15 (8/13/11 - 1/30/12) • Talk Archive 16 (1/30/12 - 7/12/12)
Talk Archive 17 (7/12/12 - 1/10/13) • Talk Archive 18 (1/10/13 - 7/11/13)
Talk Archive 19 (7/11/13 - 8/15/14) • Talk Archive 20 (8/15/14 - 5/27/18)

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Let It Be

Thanks so much for the image! I awarded you a cookie, which is in your Cookie Jar.--Sir Manforman 12:04, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice

But the idea i thought that most article names start with capital letters and i thought where it's needed for lower case in links that i thought doing like [[this]] would produce a red link if the article starts with a capital t so i thought it be best doing [[This|this]] instead and as in that article might explain why i did [[This|this]] alot of the times . I just realised i said that in one breath if you count the full stops Richardson j 22:31, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Well if there are capitals in the middle in names i just might be worth while to do [[THIS|this]] then if not that i find articles much which it's title is in full capitals Richardson j 22:54, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:41 Oct 22, 2023 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Flute Hero

Can you be more specific on the subject of "long spells of no laughter"? I didn't actually think this could have been feature material, but now that you mention it I might spruce it up. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:22, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

/me rambles on

So, as I was saying, I got this feature, and you helped it out with your vote, so I'm going to give you this template, which is, hold on, it's right here:

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:08, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

HO. LY. SHIT.

This is the UnNews audio that all UnNews audio should aspire to become. You took an alright print piece and brought it to life. It was nowhere near as funny in my head as it is now because of your audio. I had literally no ambitions of this one being featured, but because of your phenomenal achievement, I really think it might be worth it. Bravo to you RAHB. --THINKER 00:18, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Damn, that good huh? I wanted to put crowd reaction in after the doctor's response too, but my vast arsenal of sound effects didn't seem to have a good one. -RAHB 00:21, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Absolutely man. Its the total package with the voice and the good recording (you got a freakin Ribbon mic or something?!). The crowd reaction would've been more icing, but the judge's reading was the real meat of it. And while I always enjoy icing on my meat, I must say, this good as is. Right? Right. --THINKER 00:26, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

I use something along the lines of this. And I prefer ice cream on my meat. -RAHB 00:35, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:41 Oct 22, 2023 04:26, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:18, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, well, well...

It seems as if I have won Writer of the Month, as you prophesied. I must say, I'm flattered for the nomination. The reason for this is beyond my explanation. Perhaps it has something to do with the whole nomination thing. In any case, thank you very much.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

You done made me proud.

• Recently, I clicked a link much like this one and was overwhelmed by streams of voice and soundwaves and stuff. Hanging on to my seat, I reached the end, and was blown over by your inclusion of the signoff line that I had suggested. Wow. You did it just the way that it happened in my imagination. -- The Zombiebaron 21:54, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

• It means a lot to me to make Zombiebaron proud. Why does it mean so much to me? I don't know, this is just some site on the internet, right? Either way, thanks for the suggestion, I think I'll be using it on a semi-regular basis from now on. -RAHB 04:19, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Blessings be upon you

Kudos on UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men! It's about time I give you one of these...

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you! In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, I hereby confer upon thee a great, stinking, festering heap of evil. Thanks for sharing the work of producing audios with SPIKE and the rest of the team. You rock!'

Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

/me rejoices! -RAHB 21:11, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Heeeyyyy.. HEY!!! Ted HINKER!??!?! You calling me a heterosexual RAHB!??!!? :D --THINKER 07:17, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:06, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

RAHB/Talk Archive 2

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Lets get crackin on James Brown, baby! :) --THINKER 05:10, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President and UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel

Bravo! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

What did you do?

To your sig? What the hell? It's hideous now!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:06, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time. But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot – maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit! Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...), he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Please?

UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes

If this comes out as funny on track as it is in my head I'm thinking it might be going to VFH (like the sense of humor one should've.. oh and the straight men one should've also.. we're slippin over here RAHB!)

And just so you know, tomorrow = James gets some action from me. ;) --THINKER 02:00, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

RAHB? Real life activity?! What happened!?!? ;) --THINKER 05:32, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting

Thanks for voting, and for giving me a nice compliment too. So, I award you this award.

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Aug 17, 2007

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:42 Aug 17, 2007 22:17, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!(again)

For voting for my page, as well as for your kind words of praise, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:22, Aug 19, 2007

Thanks, bandmate!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Bwahaha! Thankie --THE 22:02, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I...

Was sad to see your discontent at Russian reversal (phenomenon). Though it made it to feature, I can't help feeling like it was a subpar effort seeing all of the opposition. I hope you enjoy my writing in the future as you did in the past, and maybe I can redeem myself sometime soon.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Don't sweat it man. I love your writing, just this particular article I didn't find main page worthy. I however didn't find it main page UNworthy either, so that's why I abstained. I plan on reading those other ones soon, so you may very well redeem yourself. Cheers! -RAHB 03:38, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

SRXT. 23/08 06.53pm

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

All hail!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:37, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:48, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:28, Aug 29, 2007

Bleh.

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:09 Aug 29, 2007

Also, greatest article you ever read? You make me blush #FF0000.

The greatest. -RAHB 06:20, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Want to adopt me? (wink wink)

I need a good home to learn the ways of the great RAHB! Otherwise I might go crazy and blank every page and then explode! Adopt a super n00b! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:42, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:44, Sep 2, 2007

Help on sources for Kansas whaling

I'm not really sure how to do sources for my unnews article. Any help would be appreciated!

--- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:47, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Pathetic?

Oh yeah.. --THINKER 05:08, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -RAHB 05:11, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capitol of the USA"

Excellent presentation! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you! In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, I hereby confer upon thee a great, stinking, festering heap of evil. Thanks for sharing the work of producing audios with SPIKE and the rest of the team. You rock!'

• Thanks a ton slave master RAHB! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 15:15, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you Reverend Zim Ulator, for bestowing upon me the greatest of blessings. It is a pleasure to serve you. The UnIdiot, you're welcome. -RAHB 19:41, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks!

	Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Even though you voted against the first time... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:50, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:43, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

New article

Hi, Sir RAHB. I'm an adoptee of yours, if you remember. I have started an article on india's main opposition party at User:SillyGuy/Sandbox. Can you please have a look at it and suggest improvements. You may need clarification on some points which may only be intelligble to a person familiar with India's politics. Many thanks. SillyGuy 14:52, 8 September 2007 (UTC)