User:RAHB/Talk Archive 10
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Rapey rape rap!!!
You're gay now. /me leaves ~Orian57~ 
~Talk~ 
04:38 26 May 2009
- Sigh. Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Better made gay by you than some stranger in an alley I suppose. -RAHB 08:34, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
- "sooner or later"? I was all over you like a paedo in a Nursery (hows that for subtlety?) I can't spell. ~Orian57~
~Talk~ 
08:36 26 May 2009
- hi onion69 :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
09:57 May 26 '09
- /Me shoves a skewer up Mamoosh's ass, right through his guts and out his mouth. /proceeds to spit roast You were warned. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:56 26 May 2009
- No, please no, mr onion69, it hurts Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:59 May 26 '09
- No, please no, mr onion69, it hurts Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- /Me shoves a skewer up Mamoosh's ass, right through his guts and out his mouth. /proceeds to spit roast You were warned. ~Orian57~
- hi onion69 :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- "sooner or later"? I was all over you like a paedo in a Nursery (hows that for subtlety?) I can't spell. ~Orian57~
Hey Rahb, if you still want...
...to do the audio for Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, just tell me what I can do, or if you have any questions or anything... Thanks! • <16:21 May 26, 2009>
- You can be so impatient sometimes Cajek. However, I can also be a real slacker sometimes. Today was not my fault, as my alarm didn't wake me up, and I didn't end up going to class. However, I can still probably finish it tonight if my roomate wakes up and goes to one of his crazy parties tonight. Otherwise, tomorrow for sure. -RAHB 00:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclo-tan
Seeing as you clearly admire SunnyChow's Uncyclo-tan design, perhaps you'd be willing to endorse one of her higher quality depictions of the character. — 05:36, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
- I dunno. I think personally I'd prefer featuring this one or this one. I might nom the second sometime soon, but right now I think the bias is too much against Uncyclo-tan, it would get some negative voting just based on the volume of Uncyclo-tan images on VFP recently. I'll definitely support either of those in the future, but I don't think the one on VFP properly personifies the character on its own, what with the facial expression and all that such. I won't vote against on it, however. -RAHB 19:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Truro school
Has been recreated. Now with more vanity for your enjoyment! -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN22:45, 27 May
Music portal
Let me know when it's up and running - I'm doing the art portal, which is obviously a related subject so can have a link to music on it somewhere. Rabbi Techno kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 12:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009
I love it when the news comes together
May 28th, 2009 • Issue 49 • The kind of news your momma warned you about
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Going Portal
 What, some of you may ask, are portal pages? Well, rather than have us explain it laboriously for you (because that sounds like, you know, effort), why not take a look at the following highly sexy portals: Politics; Games; Science; History and Art. And with more to come including the intriguing concept of a Quaint portal from Cajek, one thing's for sure: there has recently been an increase in the number of portals on Uncyclopedia. What? Nile and Nile related articles invade Uncyclopedia!  We also asked the wealthy Egyptian and Babylonian antique collector Mr. Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar the 1st to comment and he exclusively replied: "Nile doesn't have any power. Now the Tigris-Euphrates, that's a different story". Not only does this tell us that the Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists are cooler than Nile conspiracists, but that Nile could not invade Uncyclopedia even if they wanted to, and you should be afraid of the Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists - very afraid. To sum it up, there is no Nile and Nile related articles invasion of Uncyclopedia, just as there is no cabal. |
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The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Dan Schneider
I am slowly building an article for Dan Schneider
- Slowly build it in your userspace, if you please. We generally don't like to put fragments of articles in mainspace, and you can take as long a you like if you build it in userspace, because we don't have any deletion policies for userspace articles. To create something in userspace, create it at a page such as User:Neptune123456/Dan Schneider, or one with a similar naming scheme for any other sort of article. Then, when it's complete, you can move it out of the userspace to the mainspace. Also, please sign talk page posts with four tildes (~~~~). Any other questions, feel free to ask. -RAHB 09:44, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks!
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Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Month | 
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—Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
RAHB!
I'm extremely flattered by the WotM nomination! Thanks so much. I couldn't really accept it in good conscience as I do feel that Orian has distinguished himself recently. Maybe next month? Honestly though, just being noticed and welcomed back means a lot to me. Thanks for the EGA vote, and for having it on my page when I checked in. I was thinking I'd have to award it to myself after cleaning up the vote page. :) --THINKERER 12:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC) --T. (talk) 12:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Heh, don't mention it. You can decline the WotM nom if you want, and I believe Orion will be winning it anyways, but judging by the volume of solid articles you'd been turning out recently, in relation to your long history on the site, I thought it only fitting that you be awarded again. Yours has been the most noticeable work for me in the past month or so. And that is of course what the award is about. -RAHB 18:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, I'd be gratified to get it again. I guess we'll see if anyone else notices. ;) Your audios are hilarious BTW. I completely understand why Cajek begs you for them. My face hurts after listening. --T. (talk) 02:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you very much. Means a lot coming from an audio guy such as yourself. One of these days I mean to get back into it again. Since the last one I made I've enrolled and completed about a year of my Bachelor's degree in Audio Production, and have access to a nice amount of audio equipment, including ProTools and a decent SM58 microphone =) -RAHB 02:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, I'd be gratified to get it again. I guess we'll see if anyone else notices. ;) Your audios are hilarious BTW. I completely understand why Cajek begs you for them. My face hurts after listening. --T. (talk) 02:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Principle of Least Action
Hi. Why did you delete my page on the Principle of Least Action? It was a work in progress, so didn't have much text. The subject deserves attention as it is one of the leading theories of theoretical physics and is behind the whole of Quantum Electrodynamics. UncycloWebbie 19:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- You just answered your own question. "It was a work in progress, so didn't have much text." Either put a {{construction}} tag on it, or build it in your userspace until it's finished. -RAHB 19:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, it had been tagged with an ICU, but that expired because there had been no work on it for a full week. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:23, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Actually that may have been a mistake. I think I hit the wrong delete button in my browser. -RAHB 19:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks for your response. I didn't know about the construction tag. I don't understand the ICU tag since I only made it this morning. UncycloWebbie 19:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, like I said, I accidentally put the wrong delete reason. No worries. -RAHB 19:32, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Are you able to undo the deletion? UncycloWebbie 08:23, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Here you go. I went ahead and added the construction tag for you as well. Good luck! -RAHB 14:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Are you able to undo the deletion? UncycloWebbie 08:23, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, like I said, I accidentally put the wrong delete reason. No worries. -RAHB 19:32, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks for your response. I didn't know about the construction tag. I don't understand the ICU tag since I only made it this morning. UncycloWebbie 19:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Actually that may have been a mistake. I think I hit the wrong delete button in my browser. -RAHB 19:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, it had been tagged with an ICU, but that expired because there had been no work on it for a full week. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:23, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Teh Dick
"The Final Point: You're both dicks. Get over yourselves, and do something else. -RAHB 02:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)"
What is this self you speak of? ;] 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 09:15, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- The Bat Fuck Insane one, I suppose? It's so hard to choose between you and the seven or eight people who live inside your head. And then of course there's the seven or so people who live in my head. When they all start singing Christmas carols in unison, that's about the time I black out. -RAHB 14:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- Those really are people? I thought they were disembodied voices. Would you like some excellent kif which will help with the blackouts?
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:48, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- I certainly would. I doubt that's going to do much to help the people in my head, but if I ignore them long enough, they usually stop bothering me for a time. -RAHB 06:16, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry, man... smoked it all, Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:00, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry, man... smoked it all,
- I certainly would. I doubt that's going to do much to help the people in my head, but if I ignore them long enough, they usually stop bothering me for a time. -RAHB 06:16, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Those really are people? I thought they were disembodied voices. Would you like some excellent kif which will help with the blackouts?
So, I think it would be totally badass...
...if, like, you or someone else did audios for my MGS articles. Seeing as a lot of the humor is dependent on Codec conversations and the like, I think it's the sort of thing that lends itself perfectly to an audio. Just an idea. Lemme know what you think. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:01, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Come on. This HAS to happen. Please RAHB? Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 4 June 2009 (UTC) - (Damn you Woody and your edit conflict) I think it's a marvelous idea as well. At the moment, I'd suggest going for someone like Zana Dark or Todd Lyons, as even though I'd love to do it, I'm really swamped right now with finals, personal projects, and my roommate being a dick. I'd gladly do some audios after finals are over (in about two weeks), but until then I unfortunately can't guarantee anything. If I do get some free time between now and then, I'll try to get one done, although I've already promised Cajek one that I haven't managed to come through on yet. But yeah, I think Todd or Zana would love to help you out as well. -RAHB 21:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Gotcha. Although I do know a guy with audio equipment, and I've got a few friends who might be willing to help out, so.... Although if that doesn't work out, I suppose I'll run it past one of those two. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost June 4th, 2009
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
June 4th, 2009 • Issue 50 • I love the smell of news in the morning!
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Todd not Lionised by all?
 Lyons himself was deeply touched by the tribute, exclusively telling the USP: "I'm a bit surprised (though not touched, like the WotM nomination this month), because I generally shy away from the snappy/nasty ban summaries that would guarantee me a spot in the UnSignpost. Really, RDB is my #1 pick for this, and richly deserves to have a hate group on Facebook (if not several dozen by now). :) Second, if I had any insecurities that I'd lost my touch with the ban hammer after being on hiatus, they're gone. The arm's feeling great. The surgery seems to have been a 100% success. I'm feeling good that I'll be able to finish out the season and hopefully garner some interest as a bureaucrat when I become a free agent this fall." The group's creator was unavailable for comment, probably due to being banned. Comings and Goings  As you may or may not have noticed, there recently seems to be a flurry of returns and hiatuses (hiati?) on this silly wiki that some of us like to call Uncyclopedia. This could be due to a number of things: the end of the school year and thus the end of studying and finals; the summer season causing new and strange emotions in internet comedy writers; the revolving door recently installed at the Uncyclopedia headquarters. Regardless of the reason, those returning have been 'welcomed', and those leaving have been warned that their userpages will be mercilessly vandalized should their vacation extend overly long. Popular aquatic creature user Finnius claims to have returned. His contributions since returning have thus far been limited to announcing his return in the forum (as required by Uncyclopedia Bylaw #435), but the Unsignpost is confident of a return laced with quality pee and other, less pungent useful contributions. The elusive Cajek, a mythical creature once thought to exist only in the surreal dreams of squirrels, has returned gloriously upon the back of a giant squirrel. So at least some part of the myth was true. Take that, science! Other returns include Dexter111344 after a brief hiatus and Gouncyclopedia!, who evaded a years-long block to announce his return in the forums (UB435 again). Perhaps the most noted of all, faithful new dog Dognewspaper returns from a one-month hiatus to appear in this story. Other users have seen a decline or all-out drop-off in their contribution level. SysRq remains on an indefinite hiatus. Gerrycheevers has seen his number of edits dwindle as of late. MrN9000 is still among the missing. Codeine is apparently gone as well, and Necropaxx will be losing his precious internet. We bid these users to hurry back, lest their userpages and works be smited with the hammer of pointless vandalism. |
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Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:23, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Award
BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.
It's a penis convention
Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~
15:24, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
June 11th, 2009 • Issue 51 • Also available in convenient suppository form!
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"Uncyclopedia Worst, Boys Smelly" Declares User  In a move that shocked the Uncyclopedia community, female user Kamikazewatermelon09 this week posted a topic in the lovable Pancake House of Benson. The shocking part of the incident was that an actual girl visited Uncyclopedia. Hooray! Our numerous virgin users can now cross off 'make contact with a woman (without giving a credit card number) over the internet, phone, or via smoke signal' from the list of steps towards achieving manhood. Though we can't help you with that face-to-face stuff...we hear that genre of contact is terrifying. The content of the post was too lengthy and riddled with cooties for the male, attention span deficient UnSignpost editors to actually read. Furthermore, the UnSignpost Executive Board refuses to add cootie insurance to the UnSignpost employee health plan. However, resident awesome potatochopper and known girl Sonje was recruited to read the message and react as if she had been asked a clever question by a hypothetical handsome UnSignpost reporter. From her exclusive comments, it seems that the topic poster was disappointed in the vulgarity and immaturity displayed by many of our gentlemen users. "I find the crassness rather endearing," Sonje responded, "in moderation." So, the moral of the story is: the users who really count will forgive us our occasional desire to cuss a blue streak or upload some boob-related images. So...go nuts! Cabal Criticism of the Week
 This week, lead Cabalist Mordillo blocked The Wizard Of Oz with an expiry time of Judgement Day, and did not provide a reason for the epic pwning. We here at the UnSignpost would like to call out Mordillo on this lack of explanation. Not as a courtesy to the user, which he certainly did not earn through his insertions of a weird version of a California article into several unseeming places. No, we would like to know why Mordillo did not take advantage of an opportunity that was ripe with comedic potential. Surely this poor soul's username could have resulted in a ban reason referencing shiny red shoes or flying monkeys? A statement concerning the location of the user being a place that is not Kansas? We would have settled for a measly 'looking for a brain' line. But instead, you left us hanging, Mordillo. We'd like to officially call you on it, and we take comfort in knowing that though you can ban the editors, and you can ban our freedom, you can never ban the UnSignpost. Though, on second thought, you could delete it. |
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I think I'm going crazy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:01, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for the suggestion
I shall do so. --Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black 17:30, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Centrebus article
I was wondering why the Centrebus article has been deleted ? I was on my way to sorting it out and i am very annoyed with this! Could I have an explanation please thanks Costly 15:34, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
- Very sorry for the misunderstanding. I deleted that because it was short, and looked similar to some of the spam we've been receiving recently, if memory serves me correctly. I've restored it for you now so you can continue to work on it. Also, I put a construction tag on it for you, so that you may work on it with no disruptions from administrators or otherwise until it's finished. All the best. -RAHB 04:34, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH
June 18th, 2009 • Issue 52 • Thinly sliced news, between two slices of humor, with lettuce and hollandaise sauce
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Votes for Sandwiches Officially Opens  This week, Votes for Sandwiches was established by Uncyclopedia Internetist and Lead Executive of Sandwiches, Spang. Previously some sort of secret cabal hazing page, lead cabalists have thrown the doors of VFS open to reveal thinly sliced meats on a variety of breads. Or they would have, if the cabal existed, which it doesn't. Official Cabal Spokesman Mordillo exclusively explained the new feature best: "The cabal, as part of its never-ending efforts to assert its all-consuming control over the citizenry, has now introduced voting for sandwiches. Each editor will be required to eat the elected sandwiches for the entire following month. Members of the cabal will closely observe voter's decisions to make sure that no vile sandwiches, such as BAKED BEANS ON TOAST WITH MELTED CHEESE, will be chosen. That's just vile. Editors will not be allowed to protest over the "democratically" "chosen" "sandwich". We're not Iran." Reactions to the new voting page were mixed. Some users were excited for the opportunity to express their fondness towards various lunches, provided that those lunches are a sandwich. "I'm glad that sandwiches, a comedy staple due to their low-priced nature and assembly so simple that even a writer can construct one, are finally getting their due on Uncyclopedia," said resident criminology term Modusoperandi. Others were not so supportive of the move, and point to recent disturbing trends since the introduction of VFS, the most disturbing being the raiding of the fridge in the Uncyclopedia break room and the subsequent theft of all sandwiches. Well, maybe not all sandwiches, but one specifically marked "gerry's. do not eat." So far no group has claimed responsibility for this act of sandwich-related terrorism. I will find you, you little punk! And when I do, you're making me another sandwich! Comebacks! Only $19.95! Call Now! 
Following a month and a half hiatus, resident VFD overlord and prince of pants MrN9000 is alleged to have returned to the wiki. According to reliable sources, MrN was spotted responding to his talk page and maintaining QVFD, among various other tasks. What other things he may do remains to be seen. We do know, however, that he has been welcomed warmly by the community, with Mordillo giving him the brand new nickname "fucker" and various users bestowing an award of reliability on him. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Call Now And Get 2 for the Price Of 1! 
Following in MrN's robotically symmetrical footsteps was noted keyboard component SysRq. After many weeks of inactivity, Sys has returned to once again putter the Imperial Colonization ship around Uncyclopedia Harbor. He has described his goals as "re-assimilate as best I can" and "Go to hell, Dex". We would like to welcome both of these users back to the loving Uncyclopedia family, and urge them to GET BACK TO WORK!! Things Brewing In IRC People are yelling at each other, stalking each other, and randomly talking to one another. What I am talking about is, of course, IRC, the highly controversial melting pot of Uncyclopedia, where users of all stands, races, and levels of activity can talk about unimportant issues. It has recently come to our attention that ruthless battles were being fought on the fields of IRC. Our correspondent decided to check things out for himself. He was confronted with gay dinosaurs, Star Wars references and general dickery. Though this one time visit cannot render a clear view of the complex nature of IRC, it might give us a glimpse into the mind of the common IRCer. The dark, mysterious character of IRC remains. |
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You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:38, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Since you're here
Could you get rid of Mr. FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER? I have a feeling that before someone checks him out, i'll have to revert him some more... Saberwolf116 03:36, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Uh...
I thought to use the page "Outstanding science articles" for a list of articles that get dropped off the Science portal main page, eventually. -- Style 
Guide 06:33, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Question
I was wondering if some one got banned, can't they make a new account--- 
06:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- I'll answer. Yes, but only by changing their IP, or yes if the admin doing the banning didn't disable account creation (but if an an admin doesn't disable account creation the reason the person was banned would have been extremely minor.). Hope I answered it fully and understandably. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Hallowed be thy name, Hollowed be thy brain
How is thy name pronounced, sire RAHB? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 
09:15 June 26 '09
- Look into thine heart, and thou shalt fine thine answer. -RAHB 09:16, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Verily, is thy name pronounced myocardium? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:18 June 26 '09
- Precisely. You hath learned well, young one. -RAHB 09:21, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thank ye, master. Thy apprentice shalt ne'er betray thee :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:24 June 26 '09
- Indeed. Thou art a much better apprentice than that sellout, Judas. You shalt obtain high standing within the empire. -RAHB 09:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Can I hath thy Treasury? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:44 June 26 '09
- Nay, for I know not what-th you meaneth. -RAHB 10:07, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Hath anybody correctly guessed what thy name standeth for, yet? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:23 June 26 '09
- Yeah, it's not really a secret, but it's fun to watch people who don't know trying to guess. Truth is, it means "Rob." Some of my friends used to call me "Rahb" in text because it sounds like it if you pronounce it out. I put it in caps because...I don't know why. -RAHB 12:09, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- I just wanted to say that the number of spinning objects in this one message is hypnotic. Wow. --T. (talk) 13:04, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- It certainly is. Now just sit back and relax. You are getting very sleepy. You are now under my control. -RAHB 13:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- make him stand on his hands and say F'gthangukhu'amulas'thet out loud 7.5 times :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:54 June 26 '09
- Pff. Child's play. It's all about erotic hypnosis. -RAHB 13:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- You don't want to hypnotize a man for erotica. Do you? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:04 June 26 '09
- I want to hypnotize everyone for erotica. -RAHB 14:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- World domination? The hard way? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:09 June 26 '09
- Perhaps the hard way, but also the fun way. -RAHB 14:12, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, fun fun FUCKING FUN! But, srsly, dont hypnotize me, I want to have fun too Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:20 June 26 '09
- I can easily take care of that. I'll merely hypnotize you to enjoy the hypnosis. -RAHB 14:22, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- I can haz hypnosis now? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:25 June 26 '09
- You're already hypnotized, you just didn't know it. I'm that good. -RAHB 14:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- yes, master. also, click on that linky thing that says 18 and write something, lest the Eye of Ra smiteth thee Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:35 June 26 '09
- You shalt not command thy master. However, I shall write something out of courtesy. -RAHB 14:39, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thank thee, o great master :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:59 June 26 '09
- Thank thee, o great master :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- You shalt not command thy master. However, I shall write something out of courtesy. -RAHB 14:39, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- yes, master. also, click on that linky thing that says 18 and write something, lest the Eye of Ra smiteth thee Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- You're already hypnotized, you just didn't know it. I'm that good. -RAHB 14:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- I can haz hypnosis now? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- I can easily take care of that. I'll merely hypnotize you to enjoy the hypnosis. -RAHB 14:22, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, fun fun FUCKING FUN! But, srsly, dont hypnotize me, I want to have fun too Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Perhaps the hard way, but also the fun way. -RAHB 14:12, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- World domination? The hard way? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- I want to hypnotize everyone for erotica. -RAHB 14:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- You don't want to hypnotize a man for erotica. Do you? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Pff. Child's play. It's all about erotic hypnosis. -RAHB 13:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- make him stand on his hands and say F'gthangukhu'amulas'thet out loud 7.5 times :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- It certainly is. Now just sit back and relax. You are getting very sleepy. You are now under my control. -RAHB 13:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- I just wanted to say that the number of spinning objects in this one message is hypnotic. Wow. --T. (talk) 13:04, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, it's not really a secret, but it's fun to watch people who don't know trying to guess. Truth is, it means "Rob." Some of my friends used to call me "Rahb" in text because it sounds like it if you pronounce it out. I put it in caps because...I don't know why. -RAHB 12:09, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Hath anybody correctly guessed what thy name standeth for, yet? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Nay, for I know not what-th you meaneth. -RAHB 10:07, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Can I hath thy Treasury? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Don't forget about me! The Lord of Spinning Things!
SOCK 21:41, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed. Thou art a much better apprentice than that sellout, Judas. You shalt obtain high standing within the empire. -RAHB 09:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thank ye, master. Thy apprentice shalt ne'er betray thee :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Precisely. You hath learned well, young one. -RAHB 09:21, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Verily, is thy name pronounced myocardium? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
Louis
I was just in the process of adding content to the Louis Walsh article before you blammed it... Was there any particular reason why he can't have a page? I can't imagine why he doesn't already have one... By Mykell - - Chat To Meh
- I'll restore it for you. I deleted it because there was nothing on the page. I have no idea who Louis Walsh is myself, but he has a wikipedia article, so there's no reason he can't. Just make it good. I'll also put a construction tag on it for you to save it from deletion for a week until you finish it up. -RAHB 21:21, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Will you be my admin-friend
'dillo, UU and Toddy, they're all on vacationz, I need an admin to hang around on his talk page.. will you be my new friend? The guy who joke bans me and stuff? *pulls out a sword* you'd better do Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:48 June 27 '09
- Indeed. Checketh ye ban log. -RAHB 00:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- I hath checked it. Thank ye, me lord, thou who art most graceful, ye shalt regret it not :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:03 June 28 '09
- I hath checked it. Thank ye, me lord, thou who art most graceful, ye shalt regret it not :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
Dear Dr. Rod Jenson (who cured cancer),
Thank you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:43 Jun 28, 2009
- You see. I'm not just a one trick cancer pony. And more importantly, a cancer pony sounds...disturbing... -RAHB 01:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
ICU
Morning RAHB. The ICU on this is up. As I know nothing about the real KoL, and I don't intend to do any research, I can't tell if it has been changed sufficiently to avoid deletion, so do you want to take a look? --UU - natter 
08:47, Jun 29
audios
howdy there, RAHB. i've finally gotten around to doing some of these newfangled audios, and i've polished off my first one, for UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange. could you take a listen and tell me if it's acceptable? just wanting to make sure i'm meeting all the conventions and whatnot. thanks! 12:35, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Very good. There are a probably a number of additions you could put in with DAWs, but as is it's definitely acceptable. You've got a clear mid-range voice and presumably at least a decent microphone or at least understand how to properly use it, as there's no popping or clipping or anything. Sounds pretty quality to me. Good job. -RAHB 02:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- hooray! what's a DAW? 19:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Digital Audio Workstation. It's just a fancy term for "audio program." I like [www.reaper.fm REAPER] myself. -RAHB 00:17, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- cool. i just went with audacity to get me started. is there any code of conduct as far as doing audios & unnews narrations (like asking the article author if they want one), and is there a good way to advertise my willingness to put my pipes to work? 12:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Nothing in writing really, but it's always nice to ask I suppose. Most people don't really care if you just throw the audio up onto their page, especially in UnNews, considering the relation between the two. As far as "advertisement", if you do them really good, people eventually just understand that "Gerry will do good audios for you." However, you can always put an anecdote about it on your userpage, and such. Zim has an audio request page around here somewhere, but it hasn't been edited in ages. Mayhaps we should get that back into action one of these days. As far as audio programs, yeah, audacity is fantastic as a start, but it unfortunately doesn't have the usability of others when it comes to properly sequencing and cutting tracks in a user-friendly manner. If that doesn't make sense or matter to you, then audacity is probably just fine. -RAHB 11:20, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
- cool. i just went with audacity to get me started. is there any code of conduct as far as doing audios & unnews narrations (like asking the article author if they want one), and is there a good way to advertise my willingness to put my pipes to work? 12:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Digital Audio Workstation. It's just a fancy term for "audio program." I like [www.reaper.fm REAPER] myself. -RAHB 00:17, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- hooray! what's a DAW? 19:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
June 25th, 2009 • Issue 53 • The newspaper that steals other newspapers' lunch money
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Users Campaign to Delete Vast Portions of Uncyclopedia  Several users have recently begun campaigns to rid Uncyclopedia of some of its oldest, cruftiest, stalest content, or so they would have you believe. We at the UnSignpost aren't here to report anything other than the facts, including but not limited to: opinions, speculation, and pictures of cats with funny captions. First on the chopping block was the Timeline series. This group of articles apparently chronicles the made-up version of history as recorded by people who aren't very funny. Dr. Skullthumper has taken the lead in the crusade against this unholy document, and reactions on the wiki were, as usual, mixed. Some users supported the good doctor, while others appreciated his sentiment but enjoyed the crisp, fresh smell of proper procedure much better. Noted deletionist Gwax made an appearance in order to streamline the effort to remove all of the unfunniness from the timeline, and he has been joined by several other users seeking to improve rather than delete the entire project. Next in line for the guillotine was Uncyclopedia's longest-running and only soap opera, The Young and the Uncyclopedians. At the head of this movement is prominent murderous amphibian Thekillerfroggy, who made such bold claims as "Vanity, sir!" and "Words words words!" As this project is not merely a page but an entire slew of pages, it was rejected by the Uncyclopedia Deletion Tribunal, but further actions may be in the works. When reached for comment about the situation, Uncyclopedia founder Chronarion responded, "AAAAAAAA!!!!" Usefulness of IP Contributions Called Into Question...Again The question of whether or not we should allow IPs to edit our precious humor wiki has been raised yet again, this time by plucky Der Unwehr founder Guildensternenstein. UnSignpost reporters were baffled by the concept of what an IP was, until it was explained that it is some sort of automatic vandalism robot designed to troll websites, post vanity, and ensure all articles make the proper amount of references to Chuck Norris. The debate raged fiercely, with many users falling on either side of the so-called "IP line". One camp decided that the contributions from these entities did more harm than good to the community and its collection of humor. The opposing faction took up the opposite view: that IP editors were harmless and at worst an annoyance. Modusoperandi, the lead counsel for the IP defense team, made several compelling arguments, most notably the case that IPs are adorable and thus harmless. In the end, it was decided that IP editing is something we must live with, mostly because Conservapedia doesn't allow it, and we don't want to be any more like them than we already are. When reached for comment about the situation, Uncyclopedia founder Chronarion responded, "AAAAAAAA!!!!" |
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We're not late you're just high! Orian57 Talk 
14:15 30 June 2009
Question about deletion
How come you deleted my article recently? Just wondering because you didn't leave a reason that I can see.
Thanks (non-sarcastically) for reading this – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jack danyells (talk • contribs)
- If you're referring to West Edmonton Mall, I deleted it because it was short and looked random to me. I'll restore it with a construction tag for you, but make sure it abides by all the guidelines so that it doesn't get deleted after the one week trial. Good luck! -RAHB 09:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009
Because Uncyclopedia is no laughing matter.
July 2nd, 2009 • Issue 54 • The newspaper with the name that's an anagram of "stop using n"
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The Young and The Uncyclopedians Cancelled After enjoying a long-running career and several writer changes, Uncyclopedia's fabled soap opera The Young and the Uncyclopedians was cancelled this week. And by "cancelled" we mean totally owned by Thekillerfroggy. It seems TKF finally had enough, and spent nearly an hour systematically deleting the entire series, which previously contained over 60% of all content in the UnScripts namespace. The newly freed electrons, no longer required for TYATU, can now be used for other Uncyclopedia-related tasks, such as boron smelting, and they may even be used to form a sort of crude bot that can edit The count to a million project automatically. Not content with merely obliterating the entire series, Thekillerfroggy apparently became bored halfway through his holy crusade, and decided to get creative in the deletion summaries. As can be seen in a memorial erected by what is presumed to be a jilted fan of the show, TKF nostalgized and ranted, remembered and forgot, loved and lost, all while expressing his inner thoughts through the medium of deletion summaries. An example can be seen at the very end of his effort, where Thekillerfroggy writes: "Sigh./Well here's the home stretch/It's been real/We've had some good times/some bad times/But in the end/All we are is dust in the wind/So goodnight, sweet prince/Farewell TYATU/Fin." Reactions on the wiki were, as usual, mixed. Some users held a candlelight vigil in userspace, where some of the episodes have been resurrected in a zombie-like form. Entertainment editor DogNewspaper (pictured) wagged his tail, perhaps expressing hope that one day a new soap opera, sitcom, or crime investigation show featuring Uncyclopedia editors would once again grace this site. We can only dream... Main Page Suffers Spasms of Dickery  If you logged onto the Main Page sometime on July 2nd between 2:00 and 3:00 GMT (and if you can't figure out what time that is where you live, then don't expect us to provide it for you, we're not a bloody watch!), you may have noticed some subtle changes. Instead of the usual Wikipedia-like format, with carefully organized features, news stories, anniversaries, and vital information, you may or may not have found...something else. You may or may not have found an intruiging offer to reffer freinds to take some sort of mp3-player related actions. You may or may not have found some sort of story with a vague theme of respecting one's elders, and everything about those elders, and we do mean everything. You may or may not have found some sort of strange mix of the two that left you with conflicting feelings. These feelings may or may not have included, but not been limited to: fear, anger, jealousy, confusion, fear again, and a vague sensation of falling. The admins responsible for this will not be named here, due to their next probable course of action in the case in which we did mention them, which would most likely be something along the lines of turning every UnSignpost issue into a Euroipod, whatever that is. The only thing we can report on is that the shenanigans ended just over an hour after they began, with the Main Page being restored to its previous false information-rich state. However, this episode shows us that it will never be safe from the hijinks of that group of admins, who, again, will not be named. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 9th July 2009
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
July 9th, 2009 • Issue 55• Help! I'm trapped in a newspaper printer!
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Survivor returns to Uncyclopedia after almost two years
In late 2007, a man by the name of Leoispotter had the idea to bring his favorite reality show to Uncyclopedia. Thus, the first season of UnSurvivor was created. After five thrilling rounds of voting, Mr. Briggs Inc. managed to win against the other finalist, Thekillerfroggy, by a mere two votes. Flash forward almost two years. Kingkitty, a competitor in the first UnSurvivor, decides it's time for another go-around, and season 2 is born. In an exclusive interview with Mr. Kitty, he had this to say: "Well, I was bored ("and crazy", says one passing by civilian) and I thought: 'perhaps the community could do something fun, and stop with all this writing bullshit.'" When later asked what he thought about this current season, he said, "It's showing to be bigger and better than last season, with more betrayals, more violence, more whining, and more betrayals. Lots of betrayals. Mostly of me." Currently, UnSurvivor Season 2 is in its final round of voting, where the voted-off members of the game get to vote on the finalist they want to win. The finalists this season are: after last seasons defeat, Thekillerfroggy, and newcomers to the show, THEDUDEMAN and An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays. Voting is set to take place over 72 hours instead of the usual 24, and the winner will be announced sometime Friday July 10th. After this, according to Mr. Kitty, there "probably" will be a season 3, and it will be bigger and better than anything ever before.
Uncyclopedians pay crass tasteless tribute to Michael Jackson  Michael Jackson, the legendary King of Pop, touched many lives, and the news of his untimely demise has left a deep void in the lives of his millions of fans and victims. Fans all over Uncyclopedia, stricken by grief, flocked by the dozens to mourn their departed hero in the only way they knew how: through the medium of humour. They ranged from perfunctory to crude to mediocre, but each expressed a deeply profound sadness that the weird plastic rapist was no more. (Yeah, "weird plastic rapist". That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Tributes continue to pour in despite the fact that it is no longer funny or clever. With the stage set for a long, protracted battle over his kids and estate, Uncyclopedia expects that unfunny people will continue to get mileage out of this story for many weeks to come. Uncyclopedia admins plan to send a selection of the best "tributes" to the Jackson family, along with the number of a company that recycles plastics. (That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Editors emerge from woodwork, contribute to UnSignpost This week, when UnSignpost Active Editor Gerrycheevers brought up the Uncyclopedia page containing the currently in-progress UnSignpost, he suffered a minor heart attack upon finding that two stories had already been added to the paper. It seems both An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays and THEDUDEMAN, both newly given the title "Consulting Editor", took exception to being named "Consulting Editor" and took it upon themselves to blanket the UnSignpost with awesomeness. Unsignpost Payroll Manager DogNewspaper (pictured) bared his teeth at this development, indicating his frustration at having to re-issue new timecards to both editors. Gerrycheevers is expected to make a full recovery; flowers can be sent to the Uncyclopedia Infirmary and Shooting Range. |
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NOT CENSORED?
Sorry, i didnt intend to replace the swearing, i have a Greasemonkey Javascript swear word replacer, unfortunately this meant it replaced the words in my edit. Sorry. I will remember to turn it off next time. -Clubduckling 08:41, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
About Glaucoma...
Is there any way to have a page un-huffed? I was working on the article you see, and *sniff* it was coming along so nicely, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED! Anyway, please respond, one way or the other.Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean
00:25, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yes, it's quite a simple task to undelete an article. But just so I'm clear, the article entitle Glaucoma was deleted way back in December, and it was voted for deletion after a stay on the VFD page and a template was put on the page warning of it. Are you referencing a different, similarly named article, or am I just reading too far into that? -RAHB 02:50, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Grammar Police Needed
[[Template:ICU/short|This] template appears to be grammatically incorrect. And it has been for over 2 years. And it is a protected page. Soooo... yeah. Ellemonopy 15:46, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, I just noticed that you were the one that just put this template on my (not really mine) Awesome Sauce page. I just picked a random Admin to complain to. Ellemonopy 15:53, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, very nice spot. I've put so many of those on pages, I can't believe I never saw that. Duly changed, and thanks. Good look with your article =) -RAHB 21:45, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you. Ellemonopy 22:42, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, very nice spot. I've put so many of those on pages, I can't believe I never saw that. Duly changed, and thanks. Good look with your article =) -RAHB 21:45, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Savethepoodles
Oh hai. Could we get a couple more days of semi-protection on The fact that you don't want a poodle? IP vandalism has been rampant. kthxbai 
pillow talk 21:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Thou asketh, thou shalt receiveth. -RAHB 00:44, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
- You are a gentleman and a scholar. pillow talk 15:14, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
- You are a gentleman and a scholar.
PhallusPhallusPhallus!!
LolethLolethLoleth! O my Lord! All thy village belongeth to thy liege... *Ahem*.. Hi Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 06:17 July 14 '09
- Oh. I saw this at school and forgot to respond. HI! I'm very drunk right now. Entertain thy liege!!! -RAHB 04:04, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
- shalt i strip and do a pole dance? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 04:59 July 17 '09
- shalt i strip and do a pole dance? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
July 16th, 2009 • Issue 56 • This is a Pathetic Joke
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User Return Causes Widespread Panic  This week noted user An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays returned to the wiki, and immediately rendered that return "triumphant". However, other users are beginning to feel the effects of the presence of this primate whose quantum mechanical properties dictate that he be only during certain periods of the week. This incident left onlookers shocked, and worrying if something similar could happen to them. Not since the return of a scantily-clad Olipro has this website seen such a display of sheer terror mixed with complete confusion (and in the case of Olipro, a bit of curious arousal mixed in). The aforementioned incident involved one user who had AATOEOT embedded in his dreams. Most curiously, this episode seems to have happened on a Friday night, a time period when an An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays should decidedly not exist. Nearly a week has passed without further disruptions, although that may be partially due to Ape's ban after being kicked off of the Uncyclopedia island during a rousing game of Uncyclopedia Survivor. Regardless of the reasons behind the strange occurrences, users should be sure to keep an eye out for strange occurrences on and off the wiki...particularly on Thursdays. Flood of Crap Nearly Overflows VFD For the last few days, an explosion of nominations has inundated Uncyclopedia's waste removal system, Votes for Deletion. After a period of low activity, where there would typically be just a few to several nominations, things picked up last week. In the last few days, the situation has accelerated into what is being called by experts a "shit-ton" of undesirable content festering in the dark, unvisited corners of the wiki. Said undesirable content is currently being read, discussed, and dealt with accordingly, as is the usual procedure at the highly efficient VFD. Circumstances have escalated to the point of rattling a few relaxed admins. One such incident involved a user getting the customary one-day ban for increasing the active nomination count past twenty, when the user in question had, in fact, only increased the number of active noms to twenty. Owing to the normal tendency of the article count of VFD to stay in the low single digits lately, the lapse is certainly forgiveable, and was quickly corrected. Afterwards the two parties exchanged pleasantries and shared a S'Mores which was roasted over the open bonfire of newly deleted articles. Former poopsmith MrN9000 commented on the situation, saying, "Well you know I fancy the standards at VFD have improved significantly in recent times. Not so long ago it would often just be a quick "Short and Shit" vote from UU, and the latest stub was on for a huffing. These days we are spending more time voting on closer votes and are deleting much better articles than we used to! Something VFD is really proud of." In a final display of VFD patriotism, MrN added, "CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATING YOU BUGGERS!" Orian57 On Fire  Noted rainbow-colored user Orian57 has recently enjoyed a remarkable string of success (pictured on right). He has scored an unprecedented natural hat trick of features, with UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, and UnScripts:Trapped at Sea reaching the front page on consecutive days. Not since the time of such legends as Savethemooses and The Thinker have such lofty VFH records been broken. Although in the case of STM, there were probably mitigating factors involved, like wooden articles rather than aluminum, or something. Or aluminium, that strange substance only found in England by mining thousands of millions of other strange occurences, such as referring to the trunk of a car as a "boot". This god-like spasm of awesomeness is fresh on the heels of Orian's Writer of the Month win in June of this year. Since the beginning of that month, he has seen six of his works grace the front page, and he shows no signs of slowing down. When reached for comment, he explained, "Well I suppose it's down to being fantastic. And unemployed. But mostly being fantastic." The UnSignpost would like to congratulate Orian on his recent spat of win, and express hopes he will continue the pattern well into the future. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
hey
Could you or someone else fix "UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month?" Iwillkillyou333 won last month. --Docile hippopotamus 04:08, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
- Word, I'll get on that. It might be a while considering my drunkenness, but if nobody else gets to it, I'll be sure to update it sometime tonight. -RAHB 04:17, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Fantasy Football
Would you be interested? Message me back on my talkpage if so. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
League Info
League ID: 322847
Password: wilde
League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/322847
—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:32, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- This like should help you decide who to draft.--<<
>> 20:44, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- like = link, obviously.--<<>> 20:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- And we are drafting here. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, we are doing an on-forum draft, because there's no way we could organize a time where we could all be on Yahoo! at the same time to draft. Yes, it will take a lot longer, but it's much easier logistic-wise, so yeah. This means that you're on the clock! Ahhh! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:53, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- Very well. Well, I've never heard of Adrian Peterson, but the internet assures me that I would be a fool not to pick him. To the forums! -RAHB 00:31, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
- Some highlights of your pick. I was hoping you'd pick someone else.--<<>> 00:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
- Some highlights of your pick. I was hoping you'd pick someone else.--<<
- Very well. Well, I've never heard of Adrian Peterson, but the internet assures me that I would be a fool not to pick him. To the forums! -RAHB 00:31, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, we are doing an on-forum draft, because there's no way we could organize a time where we could all be on Yahoo! at the same time to draft. Yes, it will take a lot longer, but it's much easier logistic-wise, so yeah. This means that you're on the clock! Ahhh! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:53, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- And we are drafting here. Woody On Fire!
- like = link, obviously.--<<
UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009
The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11
July 23rd, 2009 • Issue 57 • The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...
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Uncyclopedia Users Form Fantasy Football League  This week, several Uncyclopedians banded together under the leadership of one Guildensternenstein to form some sort of "Fantasy Football" organization. What exactly this entails is unclear, but it appears that the football- and soccer-related fantasies of the participating members will be carried out in the semi-private confines of the forums. Reactions were mixed to this development, with some users expressing emotions ranging from apathy to indifference. Others voiced concern about children, decency, and lewd public conduct. "My little boy came home today saying something about going to another boy's house to perform football fantasies!" said one outraged and confused mother. Regardless of the small amount of negative feedback, participants are eager to begin fantasizing about their favorite football players, such as David Beckham. Bradaphraser had this to say: "The Fantasy Football League is a chance for Uncyclopedians to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday Uncyclopedia work and actually have some fun for a change. While I usually am busy with the administrating task of sitting on my lazy ass and doing nothing, this gives users a chance to see me in a more relaxed state." "I fully expect that this venture will be just as successful as my recent run for the Presidency," continued Brad, "which I lost to Bradford Lyttle of the Pacifist party by a mere 110 votes. I fully expect to win one or possibly even two games in this upcoming season, assuming of course that a draft is eventually held." Said draft is scheduled to begin immediately, and assuming only a small portion of footballers flee to Canada to evade this draft, the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League will be ready to hold its first game by opening day. Village Dump Suffers From Rash of Inactivity  In a startling development, activity on Uncyclopedia's main gathering place, the Village Dump, has all but ceased. With The UnIdiot registering the sole comment in the last three full days, the normal flow of important, relevant conversation in the Forums appears to have dried up. While an excess of users can usually be found loitering aimlessly in the halls of the Dump, it appeared all but deserted as of press time. Several theories have been raised, ranging from the intriguingly possible (July weather causes Uncyclopedians to go outside) to the exceedingly headache-inducing (Uncyclopedians are being abducted by giant space cabbages). However, one of the more interesting theories comes from our lead scientist and nature correspondant, DogNewspaper (unavailable for picture). He claims that while the Village Dump itself along with associated forums such as the Ministry of Love and the Help forum has seen a decline in activity, the so-called Benson's House of Pancakes has seen a shocking upswing in activity. In the same time frame that only a single edit was made in the Village Dump, sixteen different topics were edited in Benson's Breakfast Domicile. DogNewspaper, that earlier mentioned nature correspondant, calls this a migration. "Woof," he claimed, elaborating that many users were unable to adapt to conditions found in the normal Village Dump, and were forced to relocate to the more hospitable Benson-related location. It is here, in the BHOP, that users are free to create topics concerning their own birthdays, the anniversaries of their birth, and memorials commemorating the day they were born. Whether the mass exodus is complete or not has yet to be seen. |
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This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Your turn
To draft!--<<
>> 18:16, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
It's your turn
Again. 2 picks. Go.--<<>> 16:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Again?!?!
You get two more picks? In a row? Are you cheating or something?--<<>> 16:20, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, Mr. Penis, get on that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:02, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
ICU
A while ago you tagged HowTo:Sell drugs (formerly: Selling Drugs) as an ICU. I was told to see what you think before I took it off. The page has transformed into something that gets decent reviews now in PeeReview. Check it out, and send me response plz.
FanFoot
Looks like we're facing in the 1st round. 
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 
19:54,30July,2009
- All I have to say is, I'm gone for a week and Wikia somehow finds a way to fit THREE more ads in at the bottom of my page?! This is a travesty! -RAHB 00:17, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
- Thou must not whine. Thou art the admin. We art the poor regulars. Thou shalt declare war on wikia. AND thou shalt give me half of the loot. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:50 August 4 '09
- Thou must not whine. Thou art the admin. We art the poor regulars. Thou shalt declare war on wikia. AND thou shalt give me half of the loot. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
July 30th, 2009• Issue 58• Now Delivered Trendily Late!
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Uncyclopedia Users Alter Time Itself  This week: an update. As previously reported in an earlier news story, one month ago several well-known contributors went on a campaign to try and delete time itself. It is said they were trying to bring about an end to unfunniness throughout history, with the slight side effect of non-existence. But just as it looked as if their plan would come to fruition, cooler heads prevailed and stopped everything in its tracks. Since then, the plan has changed. Instead of deleting all that ever was, the users have decided it would be much more prudent to just change all of history to their liking. Several users have been seen spending their free time on User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild, in some cases changing events one year at a time, and in others trying to change entire millennia. How they are able to do this, no one is sure, though rumors of a DeLorean DMC-12 have been circulating. The outcomes of the project have, thus far, been very good Remarks from the community on the process have been nothing but positive. "In order to walk the road of peace, we need to climb the mountain of conflict," notable scholar TKF exclusively commented. We have our entire staff working around the clock to figure out what this means as we speak. Town drunk Dexter111344 was also heard mumbling about the subject. He blamed wizards for the whole thing, before stumbling away, probably to make more links to A wizard did it. Regardless, whether its wizards or time machines, the editing of the past continues as we speak, and will continue until all of history has been changed. Or until we get bored and move onto something else. Uncyclopedia Editors Conflicted Over Story Topic Owing to the large amount of things happening in the last week, and also to the fact that this issue is unforgivably late, the editors of the UnSignpost were unable to settle on a single topic for the second story of this week's edition. The editors were also unable to agree on either two topics for a rare three-story issue or how many UnSignpost editors it takes to screw in a lightbulb (the UnSignpost staff has been left to ponder this question in the dark). As a decision could not be reached, it was decided after much deliberation and petty arguing that all of the candidate stories be mentioned rapid-fire in a single story, so as to confuse and irritate the reader and cause him to be required to navigate back to this issue to click on all of the links. These stories are as follows: Zombiebaron returns and petitions to end voting. His effort is parodied, rebutted, and parodied again. A link to Requested Articles is placed on the sidebar and MadMax commences handing out badges to requested article creators. Zombiebaron returns again to demand reskins, which we understand means he needs to replace all of his undead flesh with "fresh flesh". Cajek returns, but not really. VFH maxes out at 23 nominations at press time, including some discussion-inducing selections. More events certainly occured, but we can't be arsed to list everything for you. |
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It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Your turn
In the football fantasy. Again.--<<>> 03:34, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Again
OMG! GO! IT'S YOUR TURN AGAIN! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!--<<>> 23:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Yep
It's your turn again.--<<>> 02:52, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
- Kudos on strategic picks. I would have done something similar myself, I'm sure. There's more strategy than just touchdowns dammit! -RAHB 20:48, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Two more picks
And you're done.--<<>> 00:23, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
- If I may be so bold, you'd do well to go with WR Lance Moore of NO and TE Martellus Bennett of DAL. But of course you can pick whoever you want.--<<>> 00:39, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
'Lo RAHB
I just came by wondering where you've been - and now I know. Hope your router gets fixed soon; but you'll no doubt spend the time away from the Internet wisely (ie; drinking, smokin', listening to Zappa 24/7 and so on). Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:30, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed, I believe you've hit the nail very squarely on the head as far as what I do away from the interwebs. As far as fixing my internet issue, I assume it'll be a while, but I've got plenty of other sources in the meantime. Thanks for stopping on by, I hope to be hanging around aimlessly in IRC with all of you again soon. -RAHB 09:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Well, what else is there that's worth doing...? Rabbi Techno kvetch
Contribs 
FOXES 10:00, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Watching King of The Hill always works for me, though it helps if I'm doing all those other things simultaneously. -RAHB 10:05, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Spooky. That hasn't been on British television for ages, but they showed an episode last night which I watched. I'd forgotten just how good it is, actually. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:11, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Mmmm, indeed, one of the few gems still in production within the cesspool of the American animation industry. Though I hear it's being canceled. Luckily, the demons who run FOX are being kind enough to allow the series a proper ending. -RAHB 11:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
- I watched Beavis and Butthead Do America the other night, speaking of US animation. I'd forgotten just how good the trip in the desert bit (which I believe was designed by Rob Zombie) actually is - got to be one of the best representations of a trip in any film, IMO. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:36, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
- I watched Beavis and Butthead Do America the other night, speaking of US animation. I'd forgotten just how good the trip in the desert bit (which I believe was designed by Rob Zombie) actually is - got to be one of the best representations of a trip in any film, IMO. Rabbi Techno
- Mmmm, indeed, one of the few gems still in production within the cesspool of the American animation industry. Though I hear it's being canceled. Luckily, the demons who run FOX are being kind enough to allow the series a proper ending. -RAHB 11:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
- Spooky. That hasn't been on British television for ages, but they showed an episode last night which I watched. I'd forgotten just how good it is, actually. Rabbi Techno
- Watching King of The Hill always works for me, though it helps if I'm doing all those other things simultaneously. -RAHB 10:05, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Well, what else is there that's worth doing...? Rabbi Techno
Article For Deletion
Hello this is Legolas 11 and you recently set my Dookie article up for deletion. I completely understand if you want to proceed with the deletion process, although I do want to mention that it is my belief that while the article may have a few made up lies, it is also filled with truth about Green Day I am only saying this because I am a Green Day fan and know a lot about the band. Thanks for your time-Legolas 11 9 August 2009 (UTC).
- Well, I didn't actually put it up for deletion. That would be done here. What I did was give you a week trial period to improve imperfections with your article. The ICU template covers what I thought was the most glaring imperfection with the article, but overall it simply sounds too "Green Day are big sellouts", and not enough genuine funny material. While I'm not a huge Green Day fan anymore, I was quite obsessed with them in early high school. I've heard most of the stuff in that article before, and most people with their hand on the pulse of popular rock and roll have heard it as well. "Green Day are sellouts" just simply isn't very funny. The article is also a little sloppy. Anyways, you can work on it and save it from deletion, or you can copy it to your userspace and work on it there, or you can merely allow it to sit until I delete it. Being that it's as long and well filled out as it is, I wouldn't merely eliminate it, but would simply move it to your userspace, where, as I said before, you could continue to work on it to make it better. Nice thing about userspace is that the content stored therein is safe from deletion. Anyways, do whichever of those you prefer. You could also get feedback on your articles at UN:PEE. Also, ask if you need any help with userspace and the like. Cheers. -RAHB 01:30, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you for your advice I think I will accept your suggestion and make a few changes on my user space. I would appreciate if you could move the article there for me if that is possible because I am not sure how to. If you cannot do this then just let me know and I will ask someone else for help. Once again thank you for your time- Legolas11 10 August 2009 (UTC).
- Here we are. Good luck on any edits you decide to make. Just ask me if you need anymore help. -RAHB 08:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you for your advice I think I will accept your suggestion and make a few changes on my user space. I would appreciate if you could move the article there for me if that is possible because I am not sure how to. If you cannot do this then just let me know and I will ask someone else for help. Once again thank you for your time- Legolas11 10 August 2009 (UTC).
UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
August 6th, 2009 • Issue 59 • Painfully Extracting Nuggets of Truth from the Teeth of the News!
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Uncyclopedia Triples Ad Revenue; Users Line Up For Paychecks  This week, Uncyclopedia's benign evil overlords, Wikia, shuffled the advertising layout on our fine website. Previously, the left sidebar contained just one Wikia spotlight. These spotlights are not advertisements as much as they are a way to whore Wikia and increase its position in some sort of Google rankings, since the links from the banner ads go from Wikia-hosted Uncyclopedia to Google and back to Wikia-hosted wikis on such relevant topics to users who are on a satire wiki as the Burnout Wiki and the Harry Potter wiki. These Google rankings are actually a series of thousands of monkeys at Google headquarters, who move beads around on giant abaci based on search engine hits. Users who click these cleverly disguised and probably illegal "double-switch" ads cause the monkeys to alter the beads in Wikia's favor. However, in recent days this Wikia spotlight was moved to the bottom of each page rather than the sidebar and multiplied by three. A cursory look at any of the wikis linked in these spotlights results in a brutal assault of the senses, as they are all swimming in banner advertisements, sidebar advertisements, advertisements in the content, and links to highly useful Wikia features such as Wikianswers. While the increased number of spotlights on Uncyclopedia has not directly resulted in any cash flow, the increased Google bead rating has indeed caused Wikia stock to jump by six beads (the stock market is also organized using giant abaci, only it is operated by goats rather than monkeys). Wikia has decided to share credit for this jump in value with the users of Uncyclopedia, and all users will be receiving checks for equal amounts next Tuesday. The line forms behind Olipro, wherever he happens to be on Tuesday when the stock market goats arbitrarily decide to stop working for the day. A Hell of a Time at the Village Dump
Recently in the forums, BHOP's activity has arguably skyrocketed. An IP has started a new rhyming craze, and the cheesy, crunchy snack food CheddarBBQ has revived many topics that were getting rather aged, such as Fantasy Football, a Shakira-esque topic, and even his own birthday's topic. Back on BHOP, fruity user Neox's random storytelling and serious user YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans' serious, dramatic storytelling have made Forum:Who HATES MochiAds? 2's story a complete, random mess. Also, Optimuschris and Modusoperandi have been having one hell of a time discussing the much-anticipated failing of the new G.I. Joe movie. Finally, users have a had a heated battle over whether to ban the Abstain feature on VFH, which is ending up as off-topic and random as an episode of Lost. Are there any cool discussions going on? That's the forum news in your area, now here's Mr. G with the weather, only on |
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Hand delivered by MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!
The Newspaper that just got hijacked by Woody and Ape. Mwhahahaha!
Date August 13th, 2009 • Issue 60 • Taking the News, Making it Better
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UnSignpost Editor Disappears; UnSignpost Suffers Mysterious Drop in Quality August 10, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy. Gerrycheevers, the UnSignpost's handsome, talented, and, often times, only editor announced his leave of absence in order to head west, and make a name for himself. In an UnSignpost Exclusive, Gerry talked at length about his final destination and the exciting journey he expects. "[I'll be heading to] north dakota. [I reckon I'll take the famous Oregon Trail, driving a horse and buggy, herding cattle, planting seeds of injustice wherever I may.]" How long this move out west will take is unknown by all but our best psychics, and since Gerry has them trained to bite anyone who come near, we'll go with Gerry's approximate date of August 21. If all of our readers miss Gerry (and we have a feeling that, one paragraph in, you already do), please drop him a line. Tell him how much he is missed. Tell him that if he ever leaves again, we won't be so forgiving. Just tell him something. We don't want to have to do this without him again. In an unrelated note, the UnSignpost - usually a shining example of grammatical correctness, good spelling, and hilarity - seems to have hit a drop in quality for this week's issue. The reasons for these changes seem to be a mystery to everyone. As far as we can tell, the problems that have arisen are completely arbitrary. The reasons for this change in quality have been the talk of the community this week. Some have suggested the recent meteor shower has caused an influx of gamma radiation into our atmosphere, creating a negative energy all over the Earth, and thus causing our writing abilities to falter. Under User stupidly blamed all of this on the change in editors, saying "Good to see we're keeping the time-honoured Signpost tradition of the revolving door to the editor's office alive and well. Although now Woody's in there, that should probably be a 'revolting' door." Bastard. Uncyclopedian creates Trivia Bot, ruins everything
EMC let loose his bot on the nerds, perverts and middle-aged alcoholics of #uncyclopedia, leading to even less constructive conversation then usual. Instead, the channel is mostly filled with dozens of people shouting random words in the hopes of being awarded meaningless points. Some, however, have pointed out that the only real difference between this and the way things were before is the awarding of points. Not content with destroying one channel, however, EMC subsequently decided to bring his bot to ##turtle,the exciting new channel with the dubious honour of being "the BHOP of IRC" (but with less Bad Shroom), which also served as a staging post for a recent troll invasion of Yahoo! Answers. EMC was unavailable for comment when I was throwing this piece together in five minutes. He is presumed to be sitting in a cave somewhere stroking his large red crayon and laughing dementedly. New Editors Have Trouble Matching up Left and Right Sides In a startling development, the newest editors of the UnSignpost are proving to be quite inept at lining up the left and right sides of Post's template. It seems that our penchant for placing more and more boxes on the right side of the page has defeated the natural aesthetic of the Post's two-even-sides strategy. While this is a problem, it does seem to be fixable. Namely, by adding this headline and story. Is this just an obvious cry for help, that we are unable to do this without Gerry? Probably. But since our hostile takeover has proven quite |
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Draft Done
I've put players on their teams, so we're officially go on Yahoo!. Go to your team to edit your starting roster etc. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:20, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!
The Newspaper that WILL win Zombiebaron back, damn it.
Date August 20th, 2009 • Issue 61 • Where no news is normal news
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Fantasy Football Draft Finished  After four weeks of red-hot eight-man free fantasy football league draft action, the first Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League (UFFL) Draft is finally at a close: Uncyclopedia regular and DiBiase's Millions general manager The Woodburninator made Arizona Cardinals' Kicker Neil Rackers Mr. Irrelevant on the afternoon of August 21th, 2009, a mere 26 hours after the previous pick had been made. Afterward, League Commissioner and noted Nazi sympathizer Guildensternenstein promised to make all subsequent Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League official actions run much more smoothly. He vowed he would "put the drafted players on their respective fantasy teams" at some point "after I'm done writing this story for the UnSignpost and before I go see Inglorious Bastards later tonight." The draft itself was varied, and picks ranged from the predictable (Vikings' running back Adrian Peterson taken first overall) to the even more predictable (Falcons' running back Michael Turner taken with second overall pick) to the fairly predictable (Drew Brees, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady being the first three quarterbacks taken) to the downright wild. Notable steals include Guildy's nabbing of Chris Johnson in Round 5, Woody's snagging of Aaron Rodgers in Round 6, and Bradaphraser's criminal steal of Dallas tight end Jason Witten. For every good pick, there was a bad one, however: in moves that would make Al Davis proud, LongLiverh3 took Philadelphia's No. 3 receiver while their No. 1 and No. 2 receivers were still on the board, made 30th ranked tight end L.J. Smith the second overall tight end picked, and made Baltimore QB Joe Flacco his backup quarter back while the likes of Matt Schaub, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning were still available. LongLiver could not be reached for comment. New UnSignpost Editor already having trouble filling up space; Falls upon pointless gimmicks, self-references, long article titles to fill void In a move that has surprised literally 0% of the Uncyclopedia UnSignpost community, the newest UnSignpost editor has already hit a wall in trying to think up new articles for the post. Well, that's not actually true. First he wrote a story trying to beg Zombiebaron to re-subscribe for the post. Then he actually looked at Zombiebaron's userpage to find out that he was actually leaving the site. Needless to say, the presses were called back, and more writing had to be done. Namely, this. Now, we at the post already know what you are thinking. But, since putting those things into print is outlawed in 36 states, two Canadian provinces, and all of Lithuania, we will instead reference the fact that there have been an awful lot of self-referencing in the UnSignpost lately. For that we are truly sorry. Also, we are sorry for self-referencing our own self-referencing. It is truly a problem that continues to build upon itself. We hope to soon continue with the top notch reporting that is so often found in our hallowed archives. Such as the time we wrote about Spang's village dump conquests, or the time we self-referenced how the UnSignpost's lovable mascot, "Dognewspaper" had not been in the Unsignpost for over nine months. Or that time we wrote about the Fantasy Football Draft being finished. Yes, all of those times were good. And we plan - nae, promise - to, in the very near future, continue bringing those kinds of articles to your doorstep. That is, if you don't mind finding a bit of drool upon it. |
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Award from UN:REQ
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This user created Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
Oh hey, yeah! I remember that! Good times, man. Good times... -RAHB 01:51, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Poo Lit: The Judgening
We're looking for judges for Poo Lit. Are you game? Are you?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:10, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Probably not going to be able to judge this time around, although I'd like to. But my internet situation is unstable right now and I'm not sure I'll have a good connection by then. Then again, if I do get a connection soon and judges are still needed, I could probably do it. Then again, I haven't entered in a while. Then again, I could always do neither. Then again, I'll probably do one or the other, most likely the entering. Then again, again. Then again again, again. -RAHB 01:54, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah. That thing you said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?
I think I know why. You huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D). Thanks! 
DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- I just noticed you've been taking a bit of a break, so I'll post this on Sir Mod's talk page too. Whoever gets there first wins!
DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:16, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's been a minor issue for a bit. I just try to let the other admins handle it. Ordinarily I would go in right now and relink the red links to the new links, but being that the Poo Lit Surprise is about to restart, all of that's going to be taken off the page soon anyways. Though Modus may still wish to change things around, but I'll just leave it there for now myself. -RAHB 01:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Sir Mod said it's history anyway. But my idea was like yours--make it a redirect instead of double redirect. But I'm not an admin so would probably get in trouble for doing that, so I just posted a note on Guildensternenstein's talk page so Guildensternenstein can do it. Also there's user pages that link to the red link too. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:33, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- You wouldn't get "in trouble" per se, for making it a redirect. But what it comes down to is really whether it needs to be done. The only pages that link to any of those pages are in userspace and the PLS page, which, as we've mentioned, gets rewritten twice a year anyways. The policy with userspace articles (though far from actually being a "rule" of any sort) is generally to delete the userspace redirect after moving the page into the mainspace, and I deleted that one for that very reason, which was actually the request of the user who wrote it. But if it's his consensus to go ahead and recreate the redirect, there's absolutely no problem with it, and it can continue to peacefully coexist with all the rest of Uncyclopedia as well. -RAHB 02:43, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Sir Mod said it's history anyway. But my idea was like yours--make it a redirect instead of double redirect. But I'm not an admin so would probably get in trouble for doing that, so I just posted a note on Guildensternenstein's talk page so Guildensternenstein can do it. Also there's user pages that link to the red link too.
- Yeah, that's been a minor issue for a bit. I just try to let the other admins handle it. Ordinarily I would go in right now and relink the red links to the new links, but being that the Poo Lit Surprise is about to restart, all of that's going to be taken off the page soon anyways. Though Modus may still wish to change things around, but I'll just leave it there for now myself. -RAHB 01:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 4th September
The newspaper that missed an issue and no-one even noticed.
Date September something-or-other, 2009 • Issue 63 • Nobody reads this bit anyway
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Left alone to write the entire UnSignpost, Ape delivers sub-par, mostly self-referential issue "What happened to the signpost?" was the question on literally nobody's lips this week, as Uncyclopedia's favourite newspaper which everyone loves to read but no-one can be bothered to write for took another step on the long slow descent to obscurity. However, our intrepid hero, i.e. me, soon discovered the enormity of the task that lay ahead of him. Boxes had to be filled, interesting and thought-provoking forums had to be discovered and linked to, block logs had to be accessed and trawled for witty comments (unsuccessfully, as it turned out) and this article and presumably another one below it had to be written. "I never thought it could be this hard," Ape told himself, with sexual innuendo very much intended. "How did Gerrycheevers keep finding stuff to write about? There doesn't really seem to be much happening around here. I mean, I could start whoring my newest articles under the flimsy guise of self-referential irony, but that would be shit really. Who wants to see that? Nobody, that's who." However, in the absence of anything funny or clever to say, our hero, (who is gradually being revealed to be more of an anti-hero, like Alex in A Clockwork Orange, except with no sense of style) proceeded to do exactly that, shamelessly whoring two articles (which, if anything, evince his decline as a comedy writer), eliciting a universal chorus of groans and boos from all who had the misfortune to read it. An appeal to the Uncyclopedia community Seriously guys, if you don't want any more shitty issues like this I'm going to need help, or else the signpost is going to die like all the other well-intentioned projects that nobody bothers with. What we need is:
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-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
I hope you can help
You probably know the Brooke Shields article was featured a couple days ago. But now where it says "Recently featured" on the front page it's not even listed. Is there a problem or is there something I should do? Thanks. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:58, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Spang knows more about the Main Page code than anyone, if there's an issue I'd ask him or post something on the main page talk. Recently Featured is some mish-mash of coding that he frequently has to deal with. Naturally, I'm all for increasing his workload. -RAHB 20:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost Randomber 87th
The only newspaper that Codeine's mum has randomized
Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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Random Headline
 At 12:33 a.m., hybrid engines pwned a disaster. While coffee was proving, an antibody suddenly proven. In case of atomic attack, prayer in schools will be OK. Oliver Twist bombs ! Prophet zooms a skyscraper! DANDELIONS' I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE'! On the contrary, duck zooms dessert spoons! Did the mongrel jump...
For instance, guide to appealing blocks zebra an evil secret Canadian mind-control device Germany 0 deterred kills whore homosexual infectious dren a Volvo red petroglyphs Chilean Catholic Hugh Hefner an US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet atop. ???????!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! 0. younger. |
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For instance, please think of the chubbily eebles! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:41, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost September 10/17
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
Date September 17th, 2009 • Issue 64 • Consistently Declining Readership Since 2008!
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Uncyclopedians Continue Hostile Takeover of Wikimedia
This week, noted user Electrified mocha chinchilla got a short but somewhat hostile reply from the lackluster Wikimedia Foundation. After telling truths to the company such as taking control over Wikipedia and how Uncyclopedia is 104% fact, a Wikipedia Foundation employee under the subtle disguise "Philippe XXXXXX" replied in a manner that was both honorable and robust. Confounded by the foundation's kindness, e|m|c quickly replied with a rebuttal seeming more like a terrorist threat like a thank-you note. Even though Uncyclopedia has not managed to even get off Wikia's back, some users have a bright, world domination-esque outlook to the future. UFFL Update Week One of the UFFL season was full of thrills, spills, birth control pills, and shitty rhymes. The John Curry All-Stars bested The Oklahoma City Storm 93.08 – 74.54 after a sub-par performance from offensive giants Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Turner on the Storm side, not to mention the controversial decision to sit starting quarterback and country singer enthusiast Tony Romo. The appropriately-named Dudes edged Cheddar’s Doritians 98.42 – 96.06, despite the fact that Dudes manager Frank Zappa was high the entirety of the game. Injuries to key Doritian players Donovan McNabb and LaDainian Tomlinson made the loss extra-hard to swallow. The not-so-domestic Domestic Team Name blew out DiBiase’s Millions 112.82 – 67.16—a loss which caused Millions’ manager Woody Onfire to question the not-sucking-ness of his team publicly. Finally, Sternensteinenstine annihilated the ironically-named Winnerz 123.92 – 0.00 after Winnerz manager Al Davis forgot to edit his team’s starting roster for the week. The lop-sided German victory was aided by a career day from Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees and round-the-clock Luftwaffe air cover in conjunction with concentrated armored thrusts at the enemy’s flanks. Lead Editor Returns to UnSignpost Office, Demands to Know Whereabouts of Bundt Cake  This week Active Lead UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers stumbled back onto the Uncyclopedia scene amid much celebration and hooplah. While settling down to his usual routine of getting UnSignpost issues polished off stylishly late, he noticed that his office at the UnSignpost wing of Uncyclopedia had been raided, and his delicious bundt cake had been mercilessly stolen. Gerry immediately declared a halt to the UnSignpost presses, which involved Sockpuppet of an unregistered user using several pints of holy water and a rubber chicken, in order to plea for the safe return of his tasty cake. Please, mystery pastry thief, don't leave Mr. Cheevers cakeless and hungry! |
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This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:34, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
September 24th, 2009 • Issue 65 • The Newspaper that Oscar Wilde Might Read Were He Still Among the Living
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UnSignpost Subscriber List Trimmed; Remaining Subscribers Urged to Archive Issues, Settle Outstanding Bills, Refrain from Tipping Paperbots  This week, the hideously long UnSignpost subscription list was hacked down even further than The Woodburninator and others apparently hacked it down several months ago. This has resulted in a mass decline in the number of useless edits performed by paperbots and brave, bored souls who have nothing better to do than manually edit dozens of userpages on a weekly basis. The dregs that were cast off included those who have not registered an edit in six months, those who are permanently banned or close to it, and those with large, scary dogs that prevent paperbots from completing their routes unchewed. The remaining faithful readers are asked to archive their talk pages if they are excessively long due to many hilarious editions of the UnSignpost, as paperbots are slowed down by the large load times of such pages, and paper-delivering users are likely to be distracted by uproarious back issues. Subscribers are also reminded that the monthly fee for talkpage delivery is seven Uncyclopedia credits. Extremely outdated Uncyclopedia currency, such as Yoinxx, will be subject to exceedingly unfair conversion rates. On a final note, readers are implored to avoid tipping paperbots, as it seems any sort of regular income tends to give robots inklings of sentience, and the last thing we need is Fnoodle organizing the paperbots into a rudimentary union again. UFFL Update It was another exciting week of UFFL action this past Sunday, with 75% of the league’s games qualifying as “blowouts.” Sternensteinenstine bested DiBiase’s Millions 161.54 to 78.94, with the one-two Nazi punch of Drew Brees and Chris Johnson outscoring their helpless opponents alone. The John Curry All Stars had similar success with the Philip Rivers-Marques Colston-Frank Gore combination, and knocked out Cheddar’s Doritians 123.74 to 71.64 in the fourth round. The bout between Domestic Team Name and Oklahoma City Storm went the distance, with Domestic “Team” Name coming away with the split decision 78.14 to 77.28. Finally, Frankreich “The Dude” Zappino demolished his opponent 126.42 to 0.00 in a spectacular first round knockout due to the fact that LL was once again unable to select his starting roster.  Standings:
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UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009
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October 1st, 2009 • Issue 66• Now With 40% More Pictures of Cats with Humorous Captions!
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Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness  The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes. This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy. Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest' This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball. Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia. |
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UnSignpost Sometime October 2009
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.
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The End is Nigh... Once Again  Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N. UFFL Update The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster. In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season. Standings:
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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
October 22nd, 2009 • Issue 68 • Semi-endorsed by Journalism Union #448
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Invisible UnSignpost Issue Confuses, Annoys Readers As a gag/publicity stunt/desperate cry for attention, last week's edition of Uncyclopedia's most beloved and 3rd most cherished newspaper, the UnSignpost, was rendered invisible before being delivered. After the issue was wrapped up, UnSignpost contributing editors Dexter111344 and Socky used their inherent superpowers or something to cause the issue to not appear on user's talk pages when delivered. In addition, further enhancements rendered each user's talk page history to not be altered upon delivery, thus completely erasing any evidence that the issue was delivered or even existed at any point. Feedback thus far has been overwhelmingly negative, with angry subscribers sending death threats and exploding telegrams to the UnSignpost office for the past four days. UnSignpost Executive in Charge of Sniffing Mail, Dognewspaper (pictured), luckily suffered only minor burns and a singed tail. The UnSignpost staff would like to formally apologize to its readers, and assure them that each subsequent issue will be at least partly visible. Poo Lit Report After giving the writers time to work on their pieces, and Modus taking time enjoying the disqualification of entries for failing the mandatory steroids screening, the 8nd Edition of the Poo Lit Surprise is in its final stages – judging. This is the time where writers who entered play with their genitals out of anxiety and nervousness, and attempt to bribe the judges with sexual favors and pie. This PLS saw a great number of entries in the Best Alternate Namespace Article. The reasoning for this, some believe, is that everyone is utterly bat fuck insane and forgot how to write regular namespace articles. Despite being held just prior to the Turkey Day Ball and Conservation Week, the turn-out was overall not bad; Modus' corporate-funded campaign for the PLS is primarily to blame for this. Speaking of corporate funding, it was indicated that there will be prize money for this edition of the PLS despite Wikia's refusal to hook a brotha' up. All irrevocable blame for Wikia's unfortunate decision has been directed at Sannse for good reason. UPDATE Winners have been announced; congratulations to all of them. According to Modusoperandi, the next PLS is expected to be held, "When the next guy remembers it's late." Fantasy Football Update Things are really heating up in the UFFL as midseason nears, and Week Six’s storylines were of upset, domination, and redemption. Led by Tom Brady, the always-solid In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine looks to stay atop the UFFL rankings against a resurgent Cheddar’s Doritians, Domestic Team Name looks to retake the #1 spot against a very solid John Curry All-Stars, Oklahoma City Storm and The Dudes face off, and the bottom-dwelling dog-fucking last-placers Dibiase’s Millions and The Winnerz will look to see which one of them is shittier. Standings: 
IT'S OVER 25,000!!! Maybe. Uncyclopedia just might make the mark of 25,000 articles. Sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow. Surely it's yet another milestone that only puts us that much more ahead of Wikipedia, Conservapedia, and Das Kapital combined in content. However, thoughts from the rest of the community on what this means for our beloved wiki have been varyingly expressed as joyous, apathetic, dismal, and downright nonsensical. "But even with 25,000 articles, we're still 65,000 short of being strong enough to fight Captain Ginyu," says the attractive Guildensternenstein as we stop him on his way to Planet Namek. Others offer real conversation of a possible reskin and doubts that the mark will actually be reached with Forest Fire Week probably happening sometime. Maybe. Discussion started by an attention whore in Miniluv over the Welcoming Committee and their welcoming template(s) has sparked the particular attention of many Uncyclopedians, most of whom by their own admission have never read the welcoming template, HTBFANJS, BGBU, any of the other things the welcome template advises new users to read, or have heard of Uncyclopedia. The recent round of QQ'ing and debating over the alleged poor quality of Uncyclopedia, as highlighted in the last edition's piece about the end being nigh and a Poo Lit Surprise nomination, can come to a close. It is this writer's observation that Uncyclopedia is the worst because nobody cares about editing guides which make confusing acronyms. Obvious correlation is obvious. On our final stop in our stroll through the Village Dump, to your left you will see that a n00b was just kidding, jeez, and to your right you will see that Rockstar Games reads Uncyclopedia. In the former, users urge the poor fellow to read HTBFANJS and BGBU (the same ones that they probably haven't read). If anything is to be drawn from this, it is that true editing comes from within. Or something. |
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funnybony
- Hi Rahb,
I'm not doing anything of the sort. My first UN was rsbj66 - later I forgot the PW, so made another account, i.e., the account I use, viz., funnybony. And that's it. I later recovered the first rsbj66 PW, but I don't use it nor even want it. I only use funnybony. You're welcome to cancel rsbj66.
- I don't know about the other two accounts you mention "Rickbrown" and "Rsb"- so do as you like. I only use one handle for long time: funnybony. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Y/s,--Funnybony 08:52, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Phallus
Penis • • • • 10:51, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
VFH & PEE Club: Who should "get fucked"?
- Hi there. Now, after being falsely accused, I would like to make some “genuine” complaint on the tiny VFH and Pee gangs. You have about 7 nice guys, 4 flaming ass holes, 8 other people who disagree completely on humor with the others, and one stone-cold “hitler youth” with a rotten superiority-complex. So that = 20 people in all?? Man, that’s pretty damn weak to be so freakin puffed-up. Cub Scouts in Paris, Texas, is bigger than VFH.
- One solution is people should state-admit their bias, and not allowed to vote in those categories which they hate, nor against handles they hate. The guys who always vote against handles are doing just that. And he/she are just one crazy ass-holes who are envious or just angry at life. So, against biased ass-holes you should have some way to complain or accuse them!!!
- Somehow you must have QUALITY CONTROL IN YOUR GROUP, RATHER THAN BY THE GROUP. Otherwise a lot of people, with much less patience than me, will say, "FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA" after a couple bad experiences, and your tiny group will never grow. It is mostly a RUDE EXPERIENCE to be involved. Don't burn people out (which you are doing, no doubt).
- If some expert editors work-help me and they say it's good, and another editor (with some bias?) says just the opposite, then ONE of them is wrong.
- Aren't you supposed to be an attractive web site, and not a repulsive one? Personally, getting a feature is NOT going to pay for my goddamn rent, nor anything else. And if I have to swallow much more shit, then I’m eventually going to say, “fuck it!” – and never come back . I wrote 22 articles, all of which are considered shit by half the tiny-group. So I more than did my part, and for fuck-all!
- BTW: Yes, my name IS Rick Brown, and I’m not hiding anything. I'm former lead singer of Classic Psychedelic band, The Misunderstood. Look us up in Wiki. We're in Wikipedia from the very start because they based their initial music section on the book, All Music Guide, and we have a chapter in that (and many other) books. Wikipedia even has a page on one of my songs because it’s so notable and highly honored even now. And yet I was accused by ignorant and envious VFH people of putting my band on Wikipedia?? What a crock!! So can you see how thick is the BS at tiny VFH and PEE!?--Funnybony 11:53, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Funnyboy, next time try to leave a message without blanking the whole talk page eh? ~
12:21, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Funnyboy, next time try to leave a message without blanking the whole talk page eh? ~
- Jeez! How the heck did I do that!??--Funnybony 12:25, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Too passionate on the matter at hand. ~ 12:27, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Too passionate on the matter at hand. ~
- You see, now you've gone and ruined our nice little rapport with this tirade of yours. First of all, I don't care what band you were a part of, who knows about it, or why you believe yourself to be so notable. Evidently your band is indeed notable, and that's just fantastic. As a musician myself, I can't express how envious I am of that. Especially considering we're speaking of the genre of psychedelic rock, which I'm particularly fond of. What I fail to see, however, is how any of that relates to comedy, this wiki, or me. I also fail to see why you posted this tirade on my talk page when I've already told you that I have no idea what's going on with this situation, and am not personally involved whatsoever. And perhaps moreso than all the rest, I fail to see why a 62 year-old man who is a previously successful rock vocalist and published author sees it as necessary to take the time to express his hardly coherent rants to an innocent comedy website whose average age is in the late teens to early twenties, as though your late-breaking opinions would suddenly shine some sort of holy light upon an organization that has had its policies and mode of operations in place for five years and has seen every sort of rant from every whiny bitch you can imagine of every age, trying to change our policies to some inane set of standards that evidently people give two shits about.
- To be honest, I don't believe a word you say about being Richard Brown. Rich Brown has published thirteen books that have titles containing several-syllabic words. And your little hissy fit has more spelling, grammatical, and punctual errors than a three year-old's transcription of Paradise Lost. If you have anything civilized and intelligent to say to me, feel free to express yourself as you see fit. Otherwise, leave me alone, or I'm not going to be bothering with you anymore, and will simply ban your account and every subsequent one you decide to create upon first notice. I'll be banning your other accounts regardless, due to a strict set of rules that we heavily enforce, that you have no chance in hell of changing with your little revolutionary paragraphs. Good day, sir. -RAHB 12:59, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- How silly! Here I sit, Richard Shaw Brown, and you don't believe it!? Because of being 100% true it should be easy to prove in any manner you prefer. What can I do to prove it to you? If it's true then I'll take that gin and tonic you offered. For starters, here is my personal website http://www.richardshawbrown.com/main.html AND if you like Psych Music then you'll like to hear this: http://www.myspace.com/themisunderstood1966 - just click play! Best wishes--Funnybony 13:09, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- WTF? Funnybony we don't give a flying fuck who you are or who you think you are. So some people voted against your article. Live with it. It happens to us all. Stop being an ass. MrN
13:13, Oct 26
- Hey, the gin and tonic offer stands whether you're really Richard Brown or not. It is a cocktail not to be reserved for psychedelic singers alone. But yes, per MrN, and my previous statements. In the real world, I'm sure that who you are really matters. Perhaps you are Richard Brown. I don't know man. We had a crazy in here a year or two ago who kept trying to convince us he was Weird Al Yankovic. The point is, he was being an ass to everyone, so it really didn't matter whether he was or not. And that's what you're doing. You're being an ass. And no matter how important you are, and no matter how many books you've published about jewelry design, the point stands that you have to earn the respect of people, and you've done very little in that regard in the time I've been talking to you. Just because you're "somebody", doesn't make you any more pleasant to be around. And you currently hold absolutely no weight in any argument you become involved in around this place. -RAHB 13:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- WTF? Funnybony we don't give a flying fuck who you are or who you think you are. So some people voted against your article. Live with it. It happens to us all. Stop being an ass. MrN
- How silly! Here I sit, Richard Shaw Brown, and you don't believe it!? Because of being 100% true it should be easy to prove in any manner you prefer. What can I do to prove it to you? If it's true then I'll take that gin and tonic you offered. For starters, here is my personal website http://www.richardshawbrown.com/main.html AND if you like Psych Music then you'll like to hear this: http://www.myspace.com/themisunderstood1966 - just click play! Best wishes--Funnybony 13:09, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, thanks! I already donated 22 articles - your welcome. So I'll leave it at that. No more VFH or PEE or new articles. It was fun writing those articles. Plus I learned a lot from friends, like MrN too. Writing satire is totally new to me, although I've always had a sense of humor.
- Now if you really like psych music then I encourage you to please check out "My Mind" (my personal fav, even I wrote it). It's not our best song, but I'm curious what you'll think about it, specially it was recorded in London in 1966, and you probably never ever heard The Misunderstood music - let me know what you think - http://www.myspace.com/themisunderstood1966 Best wishes--Funnybony 13:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- The HARDEST part about learning to write satire, or creating anything (for many people) is accepting how other people regard their work. The secret is... "Don't give a shit what they think" ... Honest. Create things for yourself. That's what I try to do. Coarse these days I remember to bribe the judges beforehand also... ;) MrN 13:48, Oct 26
- The HARDEST part about learning to write satire, or creating anything (for many people) is accepting how other people regard their work. The secret is... "Don't give a shit what they think" ... Honest. Create things for yourself. That's what I try to do. Coarse these days I remember to bribe the judges beforehand also... ;) MrN
- RAHB Dude, let's talk music - check the song mentioned above. I suggest it because most younger Psych players are MORE than a bit surprised that they never heard anything quite like the Misunderstood (this only applies to Psych music lovers). Please do let me know if you enjoy it. When recording we had nothing and no one to copy, so it's the original psych music. You said you're a Psych musician, and ours is some of the best psych ever created - according to John Peel, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Record Collector Magazine, and lots of other critics. You would already know our sound if I hadn't gotten drafted for VN war, thus ruining the band in mid-launch. But the sounds got recorded, thanks to technology, for which I'm thankful. You won't be disappointed. BTW: Are you a player? Do you have MySpace music page?--Funnybony 15:45, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Simple answer to all this. Funnybony should look at UnTunes:Main_Page. Then record something. MrN 16:44, Oct 26
- Simple answer to all this. Funnybony should look at UnTunes:Main_Page. Then record something. MrN
- To be honest, I don't believe a word you say about being Richard Brown. Rich Brown has published thirteen books that have titles containing several-syllabic words. And your little hissy fit has more spelling, grammatical, and punctual errors than a three year-old's transcription of Paradise Lost. If you have anything civilized and intelligent to say to me, feel free to express yourself as you see fit. Otherwise, leave me alone, or I'm not going to be bothering with you anymore, and will simply ban your account and every subsequent one you decide to create upon first notice. I'll be banning your other accounts regardless, due to a strict set of rules that we heavily enforce, that you have no chance in hell of changing with your little revolutionary paragraphs. Good day, sir. -RAHB 12:59, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I'm serious: psych musician to psych musician
RAHB, you're a Psych musician who never heard The Misunderstood. Most of our 5000+ MySpace members are Psych musicians. So, if you don't mind, here's it is...ENJOY THE TIMELESS ROOTS. RAHB, I understand and appreciate your Uncyclopedia messages, now lets hear some psych vibes...
Check Out The Misunderstood in London - 1966
- Right, right, I've been listening to the group, reading up on the history, etc. Got a nice raw classic psych sound, I imagine very groundbreaking for the time. I can see where a lot of later psych groups could have drawn a lot of influence from The Misunderstood. Certainly good to know where it all began, in a sense. Cool to know the group was originally from Riverside too, as I'm from around that area myself. Certainly no slouches in the innovative music department, that's for sure.
- My own music can be found at last.fm, if you care to take a listen. It's much more experimental than psych, but certainly takes some influence from the genre. Let me know what you think I suppose.
- For the record, I still have no idea what's going on... -RAHB 01:46, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Hi RAHB. So you'll have an idea what's going on: We're both psych players, talking tunes and "How to PLAY on the Job (And Get Paid For It)" - Music. Thanks for checking out the sound. As a Psych player I'm always happy to share Psych music.
- Speaking of Riverside Area, you might be surprised to hear they NOW have a Rock&Roll Hall of Fame. Just this August 29 my band was inducted into the IEMHF (Inland Empire Musicians Hall of Fame) - which was just started. Some of the guys could attend the occasion, and Glenn Ross Campbell (who was visiting from New Zealand) accepted the award on my behalf because I live in Sunny Bangkok. I don't know what to make of it: any award is fine by me. But being #6 in the book, "100 Greatest Psychedelic Records" (pub by UK's Record Collector Magazine), putting us ahead of Hendrix and Pink Floyd, is the kind of recognition I prefer - International Recognition. And being with Beatles & Hendrix for 1966 in Peelenium: John Peel's "Greatest Songs of the 20th Century" list, are much more tasty. Now with a movie script using our actual recorded music (with young actors) - about the 'little band that Didn't Make It!' - under consideration, if successful, would ironically cause us to finally make it anyway.
- Now it's my turn to check out your musical vibes, and get back to you. I'm glad you play "experimental" Psych - the ONLY kind. Thanks for getting back to me. Sorry for the mis-start, but alls well that ends well.
- BTW: I started an article a while ago on Psychedelic music that's just, OK. It could be a lot better if you or another Wiki-expert finished it off making it really great. It has a lot of potential and is your own subject. For starters, someone put a goofy picture at top, and it should be Zappa (whose Mothers are the real fathers of Psych (no pun intended).
- If you wonder why a 60 year old dude would be into all this, then just think what you would prefer to be doing when you get to be 60. It happens REALLY fast...
- I positively will let you know after I hear your sounds. You should make a MySpace Band page and put some of tunes and info-pics up (if not already). It keeps track of your song-plays every day and totals. We're going on 54,000 song plays in two years. What do you play?
- And that's what's going on!--Funnybony 03:17, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Word, I can dig it. Interesting that you mention Zappa's Mothers, who I happen to be an enormous fan of (and Zappa in general). Interesting to hear that there's an IE music hall of fame. To be honest, most of the music that I've heard coming out of this area has never really impressed me all that much. Though I suppose I haven't given much of a listen to some of the more classic tunes from here. As of right now, the music scene here is pretty stale, in my opinion.
- And that's what's going on!--Funnybony 03:17, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- As for recognition, that's always well and good, but I really like to play music just to play music. About the highest level of recognition I really need is enough to get me a following that will buy my records, so that I can make a living on it. But any higher level is always nice too. As far as I can tell though, most people have a very limited understanding of music and its potential, so I don't like to put too much stock into what professional music critics and the like say. When you look at some of the artists who are winning multiple Grammy awards nowadays, earning that kind of recognition almost has a negative connotation to it in my mind. Then again, that's all just personal opinion.
- I do have a myspace, as it's sort of the obligatory thing to do for musicians. I like last.fm's music organization system a little better myself, and I also have a profile on a great little site called soundclick. I think you can find most of those links at the bottom of my userpage if you feel so inclined to view them. In the meantime, have you been working on anything new since The Misunderstood went under? You're never too old to rock, as they say. -RAHB 04:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Heard em
- Dude! THAT IS WEIRD. It's actually like listening to normal music while stoned on DMT. I couldn't make out a single instrument. Do you play the drums? Is that a guitar playing in Zoomba? We used to use volume pedal on steel guitar which sounded like a French Horn on "I Can Take You to the Sun". You play the kind of music like, "who needs dope" to feel blasted? I remember my first "trip" in London, in 1966. This singer gives me a sugar cube. He asks if I ever tried before? And Pretty Things' Drummer, Viv Prince, yells across the room, "Of course he has! He's from California! They practically fuckin' invented the stuff!" Haaa! It was my first time. What a joke!!! Anyway, I remember that it was kinda/alot like YOUR music, really. So that's gotta be Psych.
- It's good you have MySpace page too. When I tried to hear your stuff the website made me join, wait for an email, and then jump through hoops and bark, BEFORE I could hear the songs. It's just "click play" for anyone on MySpace. Q: What was the lead instrument on Zoomba? All the best!--Funnybony 04:34, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, glad you dig it. The lead on Zoomba is a distorted guitar, reversed and I believe reverberated. That one's a good example of how I like to use the more modern day technology to create sounds, rather than to smooth them out. There's some really great stuff out there that can be used to make some great psych sounding stuff. And as you say, I do sort of have the "who needs dope" mentality with it. I mean, it's no secret that I'm quite a big fan of all sorts of different intoxicants, and use them liberally, but I generally create music while completely sober. If I can get myself to freak out while I'm not actually freaking out, then I know I've made a tune I like.
- So you guys were on the European scene with Pretty Things and all those sorts of groups, eh? I really love that era and genre of music, there's a lot of fantastic sounding stuff, including The Misunderstood, of course. Glad you came along then, as I probably never would have known about the group otherwise. As far as last.fm goes, that's strange, I don't recall them ever requiring registration to listen. Must be some new feature, can't say I'm a big fan of that. Last.fm is a great music promotion tool though. I recommend using it or at least managing your band's name. Looks like you've got a decent following on there already. -RAHB 04:50, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Do you sing? I was trying to imagine your sound with meaningful spaced out vocals. It would be a Tomorrow Never Knows type of sound, which just about everyone loves.
- You might be amazed to know that The Misunderstood were the first band to ever use reverse recording in studio. Our tune, "I'm Not Talkin'" on Wikipedia page was from Aug 66, a few months before Tomorrow Never Knows. It was this song that got us the major record deal with Phillips. Backward guitar and vocals on intro. Check it out (UK version).
- Well, we just up and went from Riverside direct to London without any work permit. It must be balls to the wall because nobody else from IE ever did it. So in London we were in the very heart. If you read any bio on Jeff Beck it will mention his room mate Rick Brown of the Misunderstood, as we shared a flat in London after he quit the Yardbirds. WOW!!! He told me if I wasn't a fugitive (from VNam draft) then he would choose me over Rod Stewart as his singer. Cool! I replied, "If I wasn't a fugitive I'd be in the Misunderstood!" Haa!! - got a lot of good laughs with the Swinging 60s London, which was nothing at all like the USA. It was like the whole world was one city, LONDON. I used to trip with Viv Prince and Beck and Yardbirds and others. I was in the only American band in London, so we were automatically special. This is before Hendrix, and his band was more British than USA. They, along with us, are the only two American Bands counted by the UK Psych critics as "British Psych"; and the only two USA bands to be in the book, "100 Greatest Psychedelic Records".
- Meanwhile, a potential movie could bring it all back bigger than ever possible before. Everyone already knows about the "band who made it" - so now it's time for the "Band-who-got-fucked!"--Funnybony 05:25, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Fascinating stories. I would have loved to have been around during the time of the great London psych groups. Sounds like just a blast. Left to raw enjoyment of life. Performing music, having fun, experimenting with drugs and life, hanging around like-minded individuals. Certainly the dream of the musician. Unfortunately today's world make little accommodation for the lifestyle, but I'd like to find a way to pull it out somehow. I'd definitely watch the film once it gets out there. Have you got a title for it? -RAHB 05:40, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
- The script is registered as The Misunderstood. And the novel is published as "Like Misunderstood" - but the title may be "AWOL" or "Children of the Sun". I think that's kind of the last thing that we'll decide or maybe we won't have any say. You can check out the story line at Movie Synopsis. At least they will use the actual recorded music.
- If you want to live a 'high and happy' musical existence, much like in London + the Endless Summer + Babalon - then you would need to move to Bangkok, Kingdom of Thailand. I don't live here by accident, I assure you. And in many ways it makes Rio look like a nunnery. Lots of bands, and music, and, like, what else in the universe do you want??? Bangkok has it. I'm not suggesting you mess up a good scene you have there. I'm just letting you know about unknown paradise. Keep rockin'--Funnybony 06:14, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yardbird's UNunquotes
“You're FIRED!”
“I QUIT!!”
“Someone said I should be proud tonight; and I bloody-well am! Because I kicked them out. Fuck me!”
--Funnybony 05:57, October 27, 2009 (UTC)