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Rapey rape rap!!!

You're gay now. /me leaves ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 04:38 26 May 2009

Sigh. Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Better made gay by you than some stranger in an alley I suppose. -RAHB 08:34, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
"sooner or later"? I was all over you like a paedo in a Nursery (hows that for subtlety?) I can't spell. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:36 26 May 2009
hi onion69 :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:57 May 26 '09
/Me shoves a skewer up Mamoosh's ass, right through his guts and out his mouth. /proceeds to spit roast You were warned. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:56 26 May 2009
No, please no, mr onion69, it hurts Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 12:59 May 26 '09
O_o -RAHB 00:36, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Rahb, if you still want... do the audio for Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, just tell me what I can do, or if you have any questions or anything... Thanks!   Le Cejak <16:21 May 26, 2009>

You can be so impatient sometimes Cajek. However, I can also be a real slacker sometimes. Today was not my fault, as my alarm didn't wake me up, and I didn't end up going to class. However, I can still probably finish it tonight if my roomate wakes up and goes to one of his crazy parties tonight. Otherwise, tomorrow for sure. -RAHB 00:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Ha, sorry if I seemed impatient RAHB, take your time.   Le Cejak <1:04 May 27, 2009>
Nah, that was a joke. I do feel bad about not doing it when I said though. I'll go ahead and play the "Star Wars audio was awesome" card to legitimately buy some extra time. -RAHB 01:05, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Damn that card!   Le Cejak <1:06 May 27, 2009>
I know, right! It's like almost having a royal flush, and then you pull out a joker! How awesome is that! -RAHB 01:07, 27 May 2009 (UTC)


Seeing as you clearly admire SunnyChow's Uncyclo-tan design, perhaps you'd be willing to endorse one of her higher quality depictions of the character. — KneeContributionsChee 05:36, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

I dunno. I think personally I'd prefer featuring this one or this one. I might nom the second sometime soon, but right now I think the bias is too much against Uncyclo-tan, it would get some negative voting just based on the volume of Uncyclo-tan images on VFP recently. I'll definitely support either of those in the future, but I don't think the one on VFP properly personifies the character on its own, what with the facial expression and all that such. I won't vote against on it, however. -RAHB 19:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Truro school

Has been recreated. Now with more vanity for your enjoyment! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:45, 27 May

Hot damn! I love vanity! Almost as much as a love huffing cock! -RAHB 22:47, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
LOL. Then you should love huffing the vanity image there as well! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:48, 27 May
Kind of looks like Amy Sedaris. And you know I'd love to huff her cock. -RAHB 22:51, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Music portal

Let me know when it's up and running - I'm doing the art portal, which is obviously a related subject so can have a link to music on it somewhere. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Righto, will do. -RAHB 20:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Dan Schneider

I am slowly building an article for Dan Schneider

Slowly build it in your userspace, if you please. We generally don't like to put fragments of articles in mainspace, and you can take as long a you like if you build it in userspace, because we don't have any deletion policies for userspace articles. To create something in userspace, create it at a page such as User:Neptune123456/Dan Schneider, or one with a similar naming scheme for any other sort of article. Then, when it's complete, you can move it out of the userspace to the mainspace. Also, please sign talk page posts with four tildes (~~~~). Any other questions, feel free to ask. -RAHB 09:44, 1 June 2009 (UTC)


Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:50, 1 June 2009 (UTC)


I'm extremely flattered by the WotM nomination! Thanks so much. I couldn't really accept it in good conscience as I do feel that Orian has distinguished himself recently. Maybe next month? Honestly though, just being noticed and welcomed back means a lot to me. Thanks for the EGA vote, and for having it on my page when I checked in. I was thinking I'd have to award it to myself after cleaning up the vote page.  :) --THINKERER 12:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC) --T. (talk) 12:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Heh, don't mention it. You can decline the WotM nom if you want, and I believe Orion will be winning it anyways, but judging by the volume of solid articles you'd been turning out recently, in relation to your long history on the site, I thought it only fitting that you be awarded again. Yours has been the most noticeable work for me in the past month or so. And that is of course what the award is about. -RAHB 18:51, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, I'd be gratified to get it again. I guess we'll see if anyone else notices.  ;) Your audios are hilarious BTW. I completely understand why Cajek begs you for them. My face hurts after listening. --T. (talk) 02:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you very much. Means a lot coming from an audio guy such as yourself. One of these days I mean to get back into it again. Since the last one I made I've enrolled and completed about a year of my Bachelor's degree in Audio Production, and have access to a nice amount of audio equipment, including ProTools and a decent SM58 microphone =) -RAHB 02:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Principle of Least Action

Hi. Why did you delete my page on the Principle of Least Action? It was a work in progress, so didn't have much text. The subject deserves attention as it is one of the leading theories of theoretical physics and is behind the whole of Quantum Electrodynamics. UncycloWebbie 19:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

You just answered your own question. "It was a work in progress, so didn't have much text." Either put a {{construction}} tag on it, or build it in your userspace until it's finished. -RAHB 19:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, it had been tagged with an ICU, but that expired because there had been no work on it for a full week. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:23, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Actually that may have been a mistake. I think I hit the wrong delete button in my browser. -RAHB 19:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for your response. I didn't know about the construction tag. I don't understand the ICU tag since I only made it this morning. UncycloWebbie 19:28, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, like I said, I accidentally put the wrong delete reason. No worries. -RAHB 19:32, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Are you able to undo the deletion? UncycloWebbie 08:23, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Here you go. I went ahead and added the construction tag for you as well. Good luck! -RAHB 14:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Teh Dick

"The Final Point: You're both dicks. Get over yourselves, and do something else. -RAHB 02:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)"

What is this self you speak of? ;] Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 09:15, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

The Bat Fuck Insane one, I suppose? It's so hard to choose between you and the seven or eight people who live inside your head. And then of course there's the seven or so people who live in my head. When they all start singing Christmas carols in unison, that's about the time I black out. -RAHB 14:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Those really are people? I thought they were disembodied voices. Would you like some excellent kif which will help with the blackouts? Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:48, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I certainly would. I doubt that's going to do much to help the people in my head, but if I ignore them long enough, they usually stop bothering me for a time. -RAHB 06:16, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, man... smoked it all, Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:00, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Rightfully so. I've got some resin to last me a bit anyway. -RAHB 22:29, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

So, I think it would be totally badass...

...if, like, you or someone else did audios for my MGS articles. Seeing as a lot of the humor is dependent on Codec conversations and the like, I think it's the sort of thing that lends itself perfectly to an audio. Just an idea. Lemme know what you think. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:01, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Come on. This HAS to happen. Please RAHB? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:03, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
(Damn you Woody and your edit conflict) I think it's a marvelous idea as well. At the moment, I'd suggest going for someone like Zana Dark or Todd Lyons, as even though I'd love to do it, I'm really swamped right now with finals, personal projects, and my roommate being a dick. I'd gladly do some audios after finals are over (in about two weeks), but until then I unfortunately can't guarantee anything. If I do get some free time between now and then, I'll try to get one done, although I've already promised Cajek one that I haven't managed to come through on yet. But yeah, I think Todd or Zana would love to help you out as well. -RAHB 21:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. Although I do know a guy with audio equipment, and I've got a few friends who might be willing to help out, so.... Although if that doesn't work out, I suppose I'll run it past one of those two. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:04, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Whatever works. I'd really love to work on it if it's still open when I get the time. I'll get back to you then. -RAHB 02:57, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:23, 5 June 2009 (UTC)


Rabbi Techno would like to honour you with the coveted

Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.

It's a penis convention

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:24, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:01, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for the suggestion

I shall do so. --Sockpuppet of Narcissus Black 17:30, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

You certainly shall. It's awesome. -RAHB 19:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Centrebus article

I was wondering why the Centrebus article has been deleted ? I was on my way to sorting it out and i am very annoyed with this! Could I have an explanation please thanks Costly 15:34, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Very sorry for the misunderstanding. I deleted that because it was short, and looked similar to some of the spam we've been receiving recently, if memory serves me correctly. I've restored it for you now so you can continue to work on it. Also, I put a construction tag on it for you, so that you may work on it with no disruptions from administrators or otherwise until it's finished. All the best. -RAHB 04:34, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Since you're here

Could you get rid of Mr. FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER? I have a feeling that before someone checks him out, i'll have to revert him some more... Saberwolf116 03:36, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. Taken care of. -RAHB 03:43, 22 June 2009 (UTC)


I thought to use the page "Outstanding science articles" for a list of articles that get dropped off the Science portal main page, eventually. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:33, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, okay....did I delete it or something? -RAHB 06:39, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes since someone had put a WIP template on it. No big deal, I'll just recreate it. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:00, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Ah, very well. Sorry for the initial messup. -RAHB 10:30, 22 June 2009 (UTC)


I was wondering if some one got banned, can't they make a new account--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll answer. Yes, but only by changing their IP, or yes if the admin doing the banning didn't disable account creation (but if an an admin doesn't disable account creation the reason the person was banned would have been extremely minor.). Hope I answered it fully and understandably. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Indeed, what he said. And they can always be banned again as well. -RAHB 07:17, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:02, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Hallowed be thy name, Hollowed be thy brain

How is thy name pronounced, sire RAHB? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:15 June 26 '09

Look into thine heart, and thou shalt fine thine answer. -RAHB 09:16, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Verily, is thy name pronounced myocardium? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:18 June 26 '09
Precisely. You hath learned well, young one. -RAHB 09:21, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank ye, master. Thy apprentice shalt ne'er betray thee :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:24 June 26 '09
Indeed. Thou art a much better apprentice than that sellout, Judas. You shalt obtain high standing within the empire. -RAHB 09:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Can I hath thy Treasury? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:44 June 26 '09
Nay, for I know not what-th you meaneth. -RAHB 10:07, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Hath anybody correctly guessed what thy name standeth for, yet? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:23 June 26 '09
Yeah, it's not really a secret, but it's fun to watch people who don't know trying to guess. Truth is, it means "Rob." Some of my friends used to call me "Rahb" in text because it sounds like it if you pronounce it out. I put it in caps because...I don't know why. -RAHB 12:09, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
I just wanted to say that the number of spinning objects in this one message is hypnotic. Wow. --T. (talk) 13:04, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
It certainly is. Now just sit back and relax. You are getting very sleepy. You are now under my control. -RAHB 13:18, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
make him stand on his hands and say F'gthangukhu'amulas'thet out loud 7.5 times :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:54 June 26 '09
Pff. Child's play. It's all about erotic hypnosis. -RAHB 13:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
You don't want to hypnotize a man for erotica. Do you? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:04 June 26 '09
I want to hypnotize everyone for erotica. -RAHB 14:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
World domination? The hard way? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:09 June 26 '09
Perhaps the hard way, but also the fun way. -RAHB 14:12, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, fun fun FUCKING FUN! But, srsly, dont hypnotize me, I want to have fun too Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:20 June 26 '09
I can easily take care of that. I'll merely hypnotize you to enjoy the hypnosis. -RAHB 14:22, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
I can haz hypnosis now? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:25 June 26 '09
You're already hypnotized, you just didn't know it. I'm that good. -RAHB 14:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
yes, master. also, click on that linky thing that says 18 and write something, lest the Eye of Ra smiteth thee Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:35 June 26 '09
You shalt not command thy master. However, I shall write something out of courtesy. -RAHB 14:39, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank thee, o great master :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:59 June 26 '09
Indeed. -RAHB 15:04, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Don't forget about me! The Lord of Spinning Things! Sockriken.gif Belgium orb spinning.gif Sexy spinning girls.gif SOCK Sexy spinning girls.gif Belgium orb spinning.gif Sockriken.gif 21:41, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Muahahahahaha! Spin, my puppets, spin!!! -RAHB 06:38, 27 June 2009 (UTC)


I was just in the process of adding content to the Louis Walsh article before you blammed it... Was there any particular reason why he can't have a page? I can't imagine why he doesn't already have one... By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

I'll restore it for you. I deleted it because there was nothing on the page. I have no idea who Louis Walsh is myself, but he has a wikipedia article, so there's no reason he can't. Just make it good. I'll also put a construction tag on it for you to save it from deletion for a week until you finish it up. -RAHB 21:21, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Will you be my admin-friend

'dillo, UU and Toddy, they're all on vacationz, I need an admin to hang around on his talk page.. will you be my new friend? The guy who joke bans me and stuff? *pulls out a sword* you'd better do Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 21:48 June 27 '09

Indeed. Checketh ye ban log. -RAHB 00:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
I hath checked it. Thank ye, me lord, thou who art most graceful, ye shalt regret it not :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 08:03 June 28 '09

Dear Dr. Rod Jenson (who cured cancer),

Thank you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 23:43 Jun 28, 2009

You see. I'm not just a one trick cancer pony. And more importantly, a cancer pony sounds...disturbing... -RAHB 01:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


Morning RAHB. The ICU on this is up. As I know nothing about the real KoL, and I don't intend to do any research, I can't tell if it has been changed sufficiently to avoid deletion, so do you want to take a look? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:47, Jun 29

Indeed, seems it was mostly given up upon. Deleted as is fitting. -RAHB 09:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


howdy there, RAHB. i've finally gotten around to doing some of these newfangled audios, and i've polished off my first one, for UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange. could you take a listen and tell me if it's acceptable? just wanting to make sure i'm meeting all the conventions and whatnot. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:35, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Very good. There are a probably a number of additions you could put in with DAWs, but as is it's definitely acceptable. You've got a clear mid-range voice and presumably at least a decent microphone or at least understand how to properly use it, as there's no popping or clipping or anything. Sounds pretty quality to me. Good job. -RAHB 02:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
hooray! what's a DAW? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Digital Audio Workstation. It's just a fancy term for "audio program." I like [ REAPER] myself. -RAHB 00:17, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
cool. i just went with audacity to get me started. is there any code of conduct as far as doing audios & unnews narrations (like asking the article author if they want one), and is there a good way to advertise my willingness to put my pipes to work? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Nothing in writing really, but it's always nice to ask I suppose. Most people don't really care if you just throw the audio up onto their page, especially in UnNews, considering the relation between the two. As far as "advertisement", if you do them really good, people eventually just understand that "Gerry will do good audios for you." However, you can always put an anecdote about it on your userpage, and such. Zim has an audio request page around here somewhere, but it hasn't been edited in ages. Mayhaps we should get that back into action one of these days. As far as audio programs, yeah, audacity is fantastic as a start, but it unfortunately doesn't have the usability of others when it comes to properly sequencing and cutting tracks in a user-friendly manner. If that doesn't make sense or matter to you, then audacity is probably just fine. -RAHB 11:20, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
cool. yea i was messing around with audacity, and i figured out how to do a few primitive things, but that's probably all i'll ever be able to do or care about. as long as it records my voice then i'm happy. thanks RAHB! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:26, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Best wishes! -RAHB 18:02, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:15 30 June 2009

Question about deletion

How come you deleted my article recently? Just wondering because you didn't leave a reason that I can see.

Thanks (non-sarcastically) for reading this – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jack danyells (talk • contribs)

If you're referring to West Edmonton Mall, I deleted it because it was short and looked random to me. I'll restore it with a construction tag for you, but make sure it abides by all the guidelines so that it doesn't get deleted after the one week trial. Good luck! -RAHB 09:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:37, Jul 9


Sorry, i didnt intend to replace the swearing, i have a Greasemonkey Javascript swear word replacer, unfortunately this meant it replaced the words in my edit. Sorry. I will remember to turn it off next time. -Clubduckling 08:41, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

No worries. Thanks for the response. -RAHB 11:27, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

About Glaucoma...

Is there any way to have a page un-huffed? I was working on the article you see, and *sniff* it was coming along so nicely, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED! Anyway, please respond, one way or the other.Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - SeanUser:YesTimeToEdit/mafia 00:25, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, it's quite a simple task to undelete an article. But just so I'm clear, the article entitle Glaucoma was deleted way back in December, and it was voted for deletion after a stay on the VFD page and a template was put on the page warning of it. Are you referencing a different, similarly named article, or am I just reading too far into that? -RAHB 02:50, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Grammar Police Needed

[[Template:ICU/short|This] template appears to be grammatically incorrect. And it has been for over 2 years. And it is a protected page. Soooo... yeah. Ellemonopy 15:46, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Wow, I just noticed that you were the one that just put this template on my (not really mine) Awesome Sauce page. I just picked a random Admin to complain to. Ellemonopy 15:53, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Wow, very nice spot. I've put so many of those on pages, I can't believe I never saw that. Duly changed, and thanks. Good look with your article =) -RAHB 21:45, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. Ellemonopy 22:42, 13 July 2009 (UTC)


Oh hai. Could we get a couple more days of semi-protection on The fact that you don't want a poodle? IP vandalism has been rampant. kthxbai Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:56, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Thou asketh, thou shalt receiveth. -RAHB 00:44, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:14, 14 July 2009 (UTC)


LolethLolethLoleth! O my Lord! All thy village belongeth to thy liege... *Ahem*.. Hi Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 06:17 July 14 '09

Oh. I saw this at school and forgot to respond. HI! I'm very drunk right now. Entertain thy liege!!! -RAHB 04:04, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
shalt i strip and do a pole dance? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 04:59 July 17 '09
No thou shalt not, but thou shalt suggest more funny instances for thine lord's comedic pleasure. -RAHB 05:19, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)


Could you or someone else fix "UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month?" Iwillkillyou333 won last month. --Docile hippopotamus 04:08, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Word, I'll get on that. It might be a while considering my drunkenness, but if nobody else gets to it, I'll be sure to update it sometime tonight. -RAHB 04:17, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Fantasy Football

Would you be interested? Message me back on my talkpage if so. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

League Info

League ID: 322847

Password: wilde

League URL:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:32, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

This like should help you decide who to draft.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:44, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
like = link, obviously.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
And we are drafting here. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes, we are doing an on-forum draft, because there's no way we could organize a time where we could all be on Yahoo! at the same time to draft. Yes, it will take a lot longer, but it's much easier logistic-wise, so yeah. This means that you're on the clock! Ahhh! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:53, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Very well. Well, I've never heard of Adrian Peterson, but the internet assures me that I would be a fool not to pick him. To the forums! -RAHB 00:31, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Some highlights of your pick. I was hoping you'd pick someone else.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:53, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
Now that is one impressive fellow. You see? I knew it was a good idea to do what the internet told me to. -RAHB 04:38, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:55, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Your turn

To draft!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:16, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

It's your turn

Again. 2 picks. Go.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)


You get two more picks? In a row? Are you cheating or something?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:20, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, Mr. Penis, get on that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:02, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
He hasn't edited since his last pick two days ago, so he's probably not around. Thus, telling him to hurry up probably isn't going to work (sadly). If you can track him down elsewhere, on the other hand...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Can we just like auto-pick? Ya know, give him the top WR and TE still available? Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 03:07,31July,2009
What, you mean like Dante Rosario and Brandon Jones?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:19, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Why not. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 14:57,31July,2009


A while ago you tagged HowTo:Sell drugs (formerly: Selling Drugs) as an ICU. I was told to see what you think before I took it off. The page has transformed into something that gets decent reviews now in PeeReview. Check it out, and send me response plz.


Looks like we're facing in the 1st round. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 19:54,30July,2009

All I have to say is, I'm gone for a week and Wikia somehow finds a way to fit THREE more ads in at the bottom of my page?! This is a travesty! -RAHB 00:17, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Thou must not whine. Thou art the admin. We art the poor regulars. Thou shalt declare war on wikia. AND thou shalt give me half of the loot. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 00:50 August 4 '09

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It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Your turn

In the football fantasy. Again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:34, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Wow, what a boring way to say that. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 03:45,5August,2009
Eh, I used up all my EP (excitement points) in the last alert. Then he didn't respond for a week. I figured I'd try the other extreme.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)


OMG! GO! IT'S YOUR TURN AGAIN! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)


It's your turn again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:52, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos on strategic picks. I would have done something similar myself, I'm sure. There's more strategy than just touchdowns dammit! -RAHB 20:48, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Two more picks

And you're done.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:23, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

If I may be so bold, you'd do well to go with WR Lance Moore of NO and TE Martellus Bennett of DAL. But of course you can pick whoever you want.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:39, 20 August 2009 (UTC)


I just came by wondering where you've been - and now I know. Hope your router gets fixed soon; but you'll no doubt spend the time away from the Internet wisely (ie; drinking, smokin', listening to Zappa 24/7 and so on). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:30, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, I believe you've hit the nail very squarely on the head as far as what I do away from the interwebs. As far as fixing my internet issue, I assume it'll be a while, but I've got plenty of other sources in the meantime. Thanks for stopping on by, I hope to be hanging around aimlessly in IRC with all of you again soon. -RAHB 09:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, what else is there that's worth doing...? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:00, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Watching King of The Hill always works for me, though it helps if I'm doing all those other things simultaneously. -RAHB 10:05, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Spooky. That hasn't been on British television for ages, but they showed an episode last night which I watched. I'd forgotten just how good it is, actually. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:11, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Mmmm, indeed, one of the few gems still in production within the cesspool of the American animation industry. Though I hear it's being canceled. Luckily, the demons who run FOX are being kind enough to allow the series a proper ending. -RAHB 11:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
I watched Beavis and Butthead Do America the other night, speaking of US animation. I'd forgotten just how good the trip in the desert bit (which I believe was designed by Rob Zombie) actually is - got to be one of the best representations of a trip in any film, IMO. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:36, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Ah yes, I bought that on DVD a while back. Coincidentally created by the same guy who created King Of The Hill. Coincidence? Even though I just said it was one, I still think not. -RAHB 11:41, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Article For Deletion

Hello this is Legolas 11 and you recently set my Dookie article up for deletion. I completely understand if you want to proceed with the deletion process, although I do want to mention that it is my belief that while the article may have a few made up lies, it is also filled with truth about Green Day I am only saying this because I am a Green Day fan and know a lot about the band. Thanks for your time-Legolas 11 9 August 2009 (UTC).

Well, I didn't actually put it up for deletion. That would be done here. What I did was give you a week trial period to improve imperfections with your article. The ICU template covers what I thought was the most glaring imperfection with the article, but overall it simply sounds too "Green Day are big sellouts", and not enough genuine funny material. While I'm not a huge Green Day fan anymore, I was quite obsessed with them in early high school. I've heard most of the stuff in that article before, and most people with their hand on the pulse of popular rock and roll have heard it as well. "Green Day are sellouts" just simply isn't very funny. The article is also a little sloppy. Anyways, you can work on it and save it from deletion, or you can copy it to your userspace and work on it there, or you can merely allow it to sit until I delete it. Being that it's as long and well filled out as it is, I wouldn't merely eliminate it, but would simply move it to your userspace, where, as I said before, you could continue to work on it to make it better. Nice thing about userspace is that the content stored therein is safe from deletion. Anyways, do whichever of those you prefer. You could also get feedback on your articles at UN:PEE. Also, ask if you need any help with userspace and the like. Cheers. -RAHB 01:30, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for your advice I think I will accept your suggestion and make a few changes on my user space. I would appreciate if you could move the article there for me if that is possible because I am not sure how to. If you cannot do this then just let me know and I will ask someone else for help. Once again thank you for your time- Legolas11 10 August 2009 (UTC).
Here we are. Good luck on any edits you decide to make. Just ask me if you need anymore help. -RAHB 08:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

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Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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Oh hey, yeah! I remember that! Good times, man. Good times... -RAHB 01:51, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Poo Lit: The Judgening

We're looking for judges for Poo Lit. Are you game? Are you?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:10, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Probably not going to be able to judge this time around, although I'd like to. But my internet situation is unstable right now and I'm not sure I'll have a good connection by then. Then again, if I do get a connection soon and judges are still needed, I could probably do it. Then again, I haven't entered in a while. Then again, I could always do neither. Then again, I'll probably do one or the other, most likely the entering. Then again, again. Then again again, again. -RAHB 01:54, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. That thing you said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?

I think I know why. You huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D). Thanks! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I just noticed you've been taking a bit of a break, so I'll post this on Sir Mod's talk page too. Whoever gets there first wins! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:16, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that's been a minor issue for a bit. I just try to let the other admins handle it. Ordinarily I would go in right now and relink the red links to the new links, but being that the Poo Lit Surprise is about to restart, all of that's going to be taken off the page soon anyways. Though Modus may still wish to change things around, but I'll just leave it there for now myself. -RAHB 01:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Sir Mod said it's history anyway. But my idea was like yours--make it a redirect instead of double redirect. But I'm not an admin so would probably get in trouble for doing that, so I just posted a note on Guildensternenstein's talk page so Guildensternenstein can do it. Also there's user pages that link to the red link too. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:33, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
You wouldn't get "in trouble" per se, for making it a redirect. But what it comes down to is really whether it needs to be done. The only pages that link to any of those pages are in userspace and the PLS page, which, as we've mentioned, gets rewritten twice a year anyways. The policy with userspace articles (though far from actually being a "rule" of any sort) is generally to delete the userspace redirect after moving the page into the mainspace, and I deleted that one for that very reason, which was actually the request of the user who wrote it. But if it's his consensus to go ahead and recreate the redirect, there's absolutely no problem with it, and it can continue to peacefully coexist with all the rest of Uncyclopedia as well. -RAHB 02:43, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! I told the users who linked about the dead link and the live one. I don't know why I'm doing this anyway--sometimes I have a urge to fix things. :) Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:50, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
All very well and fine. After all, somebody has to =) -RAHB 02:52, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

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I hope you can help

You probably know the Brooke Shields article was featured a couple days ago. But now where it says "Recently featured" on the front page it's not even listed. Is there a problem or is there something I should do? Thanks. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:58, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Spang knows more about the Main Page code than anyone, if there's an issue I'd ask him or post something on the main page talk. Recently Featured is some mish-mash of coding that he frequently has to deal with. Naturally, I'm all for increasing his workload. -RAHB 20:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

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Check out this video

At 1:26 this guy says something that immediately reminded me of you. I laughed so hard. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} 07:28, Oct 3

Hah! He exists and his name is Rob. That's great. -RAHB 02:33, October 5, 2009 (UTC)


Give me a hug! (I'll snatch your wallet) FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:08 October 5 '09

Joke's on you! There's nothing in my wallet! -RAHB 23:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)


Give me a hug too! Or at least a back rub! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:30, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Return my box of black lambskin condoms, and then we'll talk. -RAHB 23:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

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Hi Rahb,

I'm not doing anything of the sort. My first UN was rsbj66 - later I forgot the PW, so made another account, i.e., the account I use, viz., funnybony. And that's it. I later recovered the first rsbj66 PW, but I don't use it nor even want it. I only use funnybony. You're welcome to cancel rsbj66.

I don't know about the other two accounts you mention "Rickbrown" and "Rsb"- so do as you like. I only use one handle for long time: funnybony. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Y/s,--Funnybony 08:52, October 26, 2009 (UTC)


Penis FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:51, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Rod? -RAHB 13:10, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

VFH & PEE Club: Who should "get fucked"?

Hi there. Now, after being falsely accused, I would like to make some “genuine” complaint on the tiny VFH and Pee gangs. You have about 7 nice guys, 4 flaming ass holes, 8 other people who disagree completely on humor with the others, and one stone-cold “hitler youth” with a rotten superiority-complex. So that = 20 people in all?? Man, that’s pretty damn weak to be so freakin puffed-up. Cub Scouts in Paris, Texas, is bigger than VFH.
One solution is people should state-admit their bias, and not allowed to vote in those categories which they hate, nor against handles they hate. The guys who always vote against handles are doing just that. And he/she are just one crazy ass-holes who are envious or just angry at life. So, against biased ass-holes you should have some way to complain or accuse them!!!
Somehow you must have QUALITY CONTROL IN YOUR GROUP, RATHER THAN BY THE GROUP. Otherwise a lot of people, with much less patience than me, will say, "FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA" after a couple bad experiences, and your tiny group will never grow. It is mostly a RUDE EXPERIENCE to be involved. Don't burn people out (which you are doing, no doubt).
If some expert editors work-help me and they say it's good, and another editor (with some bias?) says just the opposite, then ONE of them is wrong.
Aren't you supposed to be an attractive web site, and not a repulsive one? Personally, getting a feature is NOT going to pay for my goddamn rent, nor anything else. And if I have to swallow much more shit, then I’m eventually going to say, “fuck it!” – and never come back . I wrote 22 articles, all of which are considered shit by half the tiny-group. So I more than did my part, and for fuck-all!
BTW: Yes, my name IS Rick Brown, and I’m not hiding anything. I'm former lead singer of Classic Psychedelic band, The Misunderstood. Look us up in Wiki. We're in Wikipedia from the very start because they based their initial music section on the book, All Music Guide, and we have a chapter in that (and many other) books. Wikipedia even has a page on one of my songs because it’s so notable and highly honored even now. And yet I was accused by ignorant and envious VFH people of putting my band on Wikipedia?? What a crock!! So can you see how thick is the BS at tiny VFH and PEE!?--Funnybony 11:53, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Funnyboy, next time try to leave a message without blanking the whole talk page eh? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:21, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Jeez! How the heck did I do that!??--Funnybony 12:25, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Too passionate on the matter at hand. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:27, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
You see, now you've gone and ruined our nice little rapport with this tirade of yours. First of all, I don't care what band you were a part of, who knows about it, or why you believe yourself to be so notable. Evidently your band is indeed notable, and that's just fantastic. As a musician myself, I can't express how envious I am of that. Especially considering we're speaking of the genre of psychedelic rock, which I'm particularly fond of. What I fail to see, however, is how any of that relates to comedy, this wiki, or me. I also fail to see why you posted this tirade on my talk page when I've already told you that I have no idea what's going on with this situation, and am not personally involved whatsoever. And perhaps moreso than all the rest, I fail to see why a 62 year-old man who is a previously successful rock vocalist and published author sees it as necessary to take the time to express his hardly coherent rants to an innocent comedy website whose average age is in the late teens to early twenties, as though your late-breaking opinions would suddenly shine some sort of holy light upon an organization that has had its policies and mode of operations in place for five years and has seen every sort of rant from every whiny bitch you can imagine of every age, trying to change our policies to some inane set of standards that evidently people give two shits about.
To be honest, I don't believe a word you say about being Richard Brown. Rich Brown has published thirteen books that have titles containing several-syllabic words. And your little hissy fit has more spelling, grammatical, and punctual errors than a three year-old's transcription of Paradise Lost. If you have anything civilized and intelligent to say to me, feel free to express yourself as you see fit. Otherwise, leave me alone, or I'm not going to be bothering with you anymore, and will simply ban your account and every subsequent one you decide to create upon first notice. I'll be banning your other accounts regardless, due to a strict set of rules that we heavily enforce, that you have no chance in hell of changing with your little revolutionary paragraphs. Good day, sir. -RAHB 12:59, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
How silly! Here I sit, Richard Shaw Brown, and you don't believe it!? Because of being 100% true it should be easy to prove in any manner you prefer. What can I do to prove it to you? If it's true then I'll take that gin and tonic you offered. For starters, here is my personal website AND if you like Psych Music then you'll like to hear this: - just click play! Best wishes--Funnybony 13:09, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
WTF? Funnybony we don't give a flying fuck who you are or who you think you are. So some people voted against your article. Live with it. It happens to us all. Stop being an ass. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:13, Oct 26
Hey, the gin and tonic offer stands whether you're really Richard Brown or not. It is a cocktail not to be reserved for psychedelic singers alone. But yes, per MrN, and my previous statements. In the real world, I'm sure that who you are really matters. Perhaps you are Richard Brown. I don't know man. We had a crazy in here a year or two ago who kept trying to convince us he was Weird Al Yankovic. The point is, he was being an ass to everyone, so it really didn't matter whether he was or not. And that's what you're doing. You're being an ass. And no matter how important you are, and no matter how many books you've published about jewelry design, the point stands that you have to earn the respect of people, and you've done very little in that regard in the time I've been talking to you. Just because you're "somebody", doesn't make you any more pleasant to be around. And you currently hold absolutely no weight in any argument you become involved in around this place. -RAHB 13:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, thanks! I already donated 22 articles - your welcome. So I'll leave it at that. No more VFH or PEE or new articles. It was fun writing those articles. Plus I learned a lot from friends, like MrN too. Writing satire is totally new to me, although I've always had a sense of humor.
Now if you really like psych music then I encourage you to please check out "My Mind" (my personal fav, even I wrote it). It's not our best song, but I'm curious what you'll think about it, specially it was recorded in London in 1966, and you probably never ever heard The Misunderstood music - let me know what you think - Best wishes--Funnybony 13:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
The HARDEST part about learning to write satire, or creating anything (for many people) is accepting how other people regard their work. The secret is... "Don't give a shit what they think" ... Honest. Create things for yourself. That's what I try to do. Coarse these days I remember to bribe the judges beforehand also... ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:48, Oct 26
What's going on here? Seriously. I'm extremely confused now. -RAHB 15:21, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea either. Who invited you to this conversation anyway? /me shoots self MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:44, Oct 26
RAHB Dude, let's talk music - check the song mentioned above. I suggest it because most younger Psych players are MORE than a bit surprised that they never heard anything quite like the Misunderstood (this only applies to Psych music lovers). Please do let me know if you enjoy it. When recording we had nothing and no one to copy, so it's the original psych music. You said you're a Psych musician, and ours is some of the best psych ever created - according to John Peel, Rolling Stone, Mojo, Record Collector Magazine, and lots of other critics. You would already know our sound if I hadn't gotten drafted for VN war, thus ruining the band in mid-launch. But the sounds got recorded, thanks to technology, for which I'm thankful. You won't be disappointed. BTW: Are you a player? Do you have MySpace music page?--Funnybony 15:45, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Simple answer to all this. Funnybony should look at UnTunes:Main_Page. Then record something. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:44, Oct 26

I'm serious: psych musician to psych musician

RAHB, you're a Psych musician who never heard The Misunderstood. Most of our 5000+ MySpace members are Psych musicians. So, if you don't mind, here's it is...ENJOY THE TIMELESS ROOTS. RAHB, I understand and appreciate your Uncyclopedia messages, now lets hear some psych vibes...

Check Out The Misunderstood in London - 1966
Right, right, I've been listening to the group, reading up on the history, etc. Got a nice raw classic psych sound, I imagine very groundbreaking for the time. I can see where a lot of later psych groups could have drawn a lot of influence from The Misunderstood. Certainly good to know where it all began, in a sense. Cool to know the group was originally from Riverside too, as I'm from around that area myself. Certainly no slouches in the innovative music department, that's for sure.
My own music can be found at, if you care to take a listen. It's much more experimental than psych, but certainly takes some influence from the genre. Let me know what you think I suppose.
For the record, I still have no idea what's going on... -RAHB 01:46, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Hi RAHB. So you'll have an idea what's going on: We're both psych players, talking tunes and "How to PLAY on the Job (And Get Paid For It)" - Music. Thanks for checking out the sound. As a Psych player I'm always happy to share Psych music.
Speaking of Riverside Area, you might be surprised to hear they NOW have a Rock&Roll Hall of Fame. Just this August 29 my band was inducted into the IEMHF (Inland Empire Musicians Hall of Fame) - which was just started. Some of the guys could attend the occasion, and Glenn Ross Campbell (who was visiting from New Zealand) accepted the award on my behalf because I live in Sunny Bangkok. I don't know what to make of it: any award is fine by me. But being #6 in the book, "100 Greatest Psychedelic Records" (pub by UK's Record Collector Magazine), putting us ahead of Hendrix and Pink Floyd, is the kind of recognition I prefer - International Recognition. And being with Beatles & Hendrix for 1966 in Peelenium: John Peel's "Greatest Songs of the 20th Century" list, are much more tasty. Now with a movie script using our actual recorded music (with young actors) - about the 'little band that Didn't Make It!' - under consideration, if successful, would ironically cause us to finally make it anyway.
Now it's my turn to check out your musical vibes, and get back to you. I'm glad you play "experimental" Psych - the ONLY kind. Thanks for getting back to me. Sorry for the mis-start, but alls well that ends well.
BTW: I started an article a while ago on Psychedelic music that's just, OK. It could be a lot better if you or another Wiki-expert finished it off making it really great. It has a lot of potential and is your own subject. For starters, someone put a goofy picture at top, and it should be Zappa (whose Mothers are the real fathers of Psych (no pun intended).
If you wonder why a 60 year old dude would be into all this, then just think what you would prefer to be doing when you get to be 60. It happens REALLY fast...
I positively will let you know after I hear your sounds. You should make a MySpace Band page and put some of tunes and info-pics up (if not already). It keeps track of your song-plays every day and totals. We're going on 54,000 song plays in two years. What do you play?
And that's what's going on!--Funnybony 03:17, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Word, I can dig it. Interesting that you mention Zappa's Mothers, who I happen to be an enormous fan of (and Zappa in general). Interesting to hear that there's an IE music hall of fame. To be honest, most of the music that I've heard coming out of this area has never really impressed me all that much. Though I suppose I haven't given much of a listen to some of the more classic tunes from here. As of right now, the music scene here is pretty stale, in my opinion.
As for recognition, that's always well and good, but I really like to play music just to play music. About the highest level of recognition I really need is enough to get me a following that will buy my records, so that I can make a living on it. But any higher level is always nice too. As far as I can tell though, most people have a very limited understanding of music and its potential, so I don't like to put too much stock into what professional music critics and the like say. When you look at some of the artists who are winning multiple Grammy awards nowadays, earning that kind of recognition almost has a negative connotation to it in my mind. Then again, that's all just personal opinion.
I do have a myspace, as it's sort of the obligatory thing to do for musicians. I like's music organization system a little better myself, and I also have a profile on a great little site called soundclick. I think you can find most of those links at the bottom of my userpage if you feel so inclined to view them. In the meantime, have you been working on anything new since The Misunderstood went under? You're never too old to rock, as they say. -RAHB 04:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and I forgot to answer that last question. I mostly play the guitar, but I also play the bass and drums, clarinet, saxophone, keys, and do a lot of my work using computer production techniques (though usually not any computerized instruments). -RAHB 04:10, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Heard em

Dude! THAT IS WEIRD. It's actually like listening to normal music while stoned on DMT. I couldn't make out a single instrument. Do you play the drums? Is that a guitar playing in Zoomba? We used to use volume pedal on steel guitar which sounded like a French Horn on "I Can Take You to the Sun". You play the kind of music like, "who needs dope" to feel blasted? I remember my first "trip" in London, in 1966. This singer gives me a sugar cube. He asks if I ever tried before? And Pretty Things' Drummer, Viv Prince, yells across the room, "Of course he has! He's from California! They practically fuckin' invented the stuff!" Haaa! It was my first time. What a joke!!! Anyway, I remember that it was kinda/alot like YOUR music, really. So that's gotta be Psych.
It's good you have MySpace page too. When I tried to hear your stuff the website made me join, wait for an email, and then jump through hoops and bark, BEFORE I could hear the songs. It's just "click play" for anyone on MySpace. Q: What was the lead instrument on Zoomba? All the best!--Funnybony 04:34, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, glad you dig it. The lead on Zoomba is a distorted guitar, reversed and I believe reverberated. That one's a good example of how I like to use the more modern day technology to create sounds, rather than to smooth them out. There's some really great stuff out there that can be used to make some great psych sounding stuff. And as you say, I do sort of have the "who needs dope" mentality with it. I mean, it's no secret that I'm quite a big fan of all sorts of different intoxicants, and use them liberally, but I generally create music while completely sober. If I can get myself to freak out while I'm not actually freaking out, then I know I've made a tune I like.
So you guys were on the European scene with Pretty Things and all those sorts of groups, eh? I really love that era and genre of music, there's a lot of fantastic sounding stuff, including The Misunderstood, of course. Glad you came along then, as I probably never would have known about the group otherwise. As far as goes, that's strange, I don't recall them ever requiring registration to listen. Must be some new feature, can't say I'm a big fan of that. is a great music promotion tool though. I recommend using it or at least managing your band's name. Looks like you've got a decent following on there already. -RAHB 04:50, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Do you sing? I was trying to imagine your sound with meaningful spaced out vocals. It would be a Tomorrow Never Knows type of sound, which just about everyone loves.
You might be amazed to know that The Misunderstood were the first band to ever use reverse recording in studio. Our tune, "I'm Not Talkin'" on Wikipedia page was from Aug 66, a few months before Tomorrow Never Knows. It was this song that got us the major record deal with Phillips. Backward guitar and vocals on intro. Check it out (UK version).
Well, we just up and went from Riverside direct to London without any work permit. It must be balls to the wall because nobody else from IE ever did it. So in London we were in the very heart. If you read any bio on Jeff Beck it will mention his room mate Rick Brown of the Misunderstood, as we shared a flat in London after he quit the Yardbirds. WOW!!! He told me if I wasn't a fugitive (from VNam draft) then he would choose me over Rod Stewart as his singer. Cool! I replied, "If I wasn't a fugitive I'd be in the Misunderstood!" Haa!! - got a lot of good laughs with the Swinging 60s London, which was nothing at all like the USA. It was like the whole world was one city, LONDON. I used to trip with Viv Prince and Beck and Yardbirds and others. I was in the only American band in London, so we were automatically special. This is before Hendrix, and his band was more British than USA. They, along with us, are the only two American Bands counted by the UK Psych critics as "British Psych"; and the only two USA bands to be in the book, "100 Greatest Psychedelic Records".
Meanwhile, a potential movie could bring it all back bigger than ever possible before. Everyone already knows about the "band who made it" - so now it's time for the "Band-who-got-fucked!"--Funnybony 05:25, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Fascinating stories. I would have loved to have been around during the time of the great London psych groups. Sounds like just a blast. Left to raw enjoyment of life. Performing music, having fun, experimenting with drugs and life, hanging around like-minded individuals. Certainly the dream of the musician. Unfortunately today's world make little accommodation for the lifestyle, but I'd like to find a way to pull it out somehow. I'd definitely watch the film once it gets out there. Have you got a title for it? -RAHB 05:40, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
The script is registered as The Misunderstood. And the novel is published as "Like Misunderstood" - but the title may be "AWOL" or "Children of the Sun". I think that's kind of the last thing that we'll decide or maybe we won't have any say. You can check out the story line at Movie Synopsis. At least they will use the actual recorded music.
If you want to live a 'high and happy' musical existence, much like in London + the Endless Summer + Babalon - then you would need to move to Bangkok, Kingdom of Thailand. I don't live here by accident, I assure you. And in many ways it makes Rio look like a nunnery. Lots of bands, and music, and, like, what else in the universe do you want??? Bangkok has it. I'm not suggesting you mess up a good scene you have there. I'm just letting you know about unknown paradise. Keep rockin'--Funnybony 06:14, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Word, I'll be sure to look into it once I get things a little more settled on the homefront. -RAHB 07:22, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Yardbird's UNunquotes

“You're FIRED!”

~ Yardbirds to Jeff Beck

“I QUIT!!”

~ Jeff Beck to Yardbirds

“Someone said I should be proud tonight; and I bloody-well am! Because I kicked them out. Fuck me!”

~ Jeff Beck speaking at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction of The Yardbirds

--Funnybony 05:57, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

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