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Bet you thought your talk page would stay a virgin forever, eh?
WRONG! - Don Leddy the Crunch 
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:42, May 19
- YOU MONSTER! How could you do this to such a poor young girl! .....I'm crying about it. -RAHB 21:36, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit  At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:16, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Remember your audio for your land without sun thing?
I remember how awesome that audio was, Rahb! Would you be willing to take on a slightly harder article to do audio for? • <6:40, 25 May 2008>
- Oh man, I'd love to. I'll get working on it tomorrow, being that it's 11:45 at night, but I'll take on the job indeed. I didn't win ANotM and likely getting a second for nothing! -RAHB 06:47, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
- Okay, but the article's not done yet! Ooooohhh, this is going to be so awesome! • <13:03, 25 May 2008>
- DONE!! • <14:01, 25 May 2008>
- I won't interfere unless you have questions about the style. I hope you can picture the type of music I had in mind: weird Eastern background music, mostly. When it talks about the orchestra, the music changes tempo and becomes metallic and so forth, but when it doesn't mention it, maybe just a lute or something going in the background? • <14:03, 25 May 2008>
- DONE!! • <14:01, 25 May 2008>
Rahb, the article is almost featured! We're all looking forward to your audio! • <23:54, 26 May 2008>
I posted this on my talk page, but this is probably where you would see it more clearly: "Rahb! In act 2, could you make sound effects in the battle scene? Like when Dark Vader is dancing in the beginning, that was really cool. Maybe people grunting and swords clanging?" • <4:11, 27 May 2008>
Nicely done audio, especially the seamlessness of the music & voices: looking forward to the 3rd act.--Sir Shandon 
(Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:50, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
- Holy shit, somebody else listens to these? Thanks Shandon, always nice to get some praise for my stuff. Third act is coming tomorrow for sure. -RAHB 04:52, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008
All your readers are belong to us
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
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Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site  According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
Letters to the Editor I am a female student from University of Nigeria, Lagos. I am suitable yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left my mother I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his death. I was a Princess to him and I and my brother are the only people who can take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth behind. He left up to USD $27,350,000.00 dollars (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLAR) with a security company, and I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact which I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure and invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box contaning the money out from the security company, based on your reply I will furnish you with more details on how we can proceed. I am ready to pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in securing this money and another 10% interest of Annual Income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickly as possible. Please, note that this transaction is 110% risk free. I look forward hearing from you soonest. Yours sincerest, Miss Lady Princess Irreverent
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:00, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
HAI!!!!!!
YOU IS AUDIO MAN? U KAN DO AUDIO FOR Insane! --a newb of some kind 02:07, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Stoat Molesting?? --a totally unrelated newb 02:08, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Game:Page 23?????!?!? --a new and different noob 02:10, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Wait in line over by the sparkling statue of me (which isn't made of fucking concrete!), and take a number too, just to be safe. Also, sign away your house and car to me. The three audios will then be mailed to you between 4 to 6 business weeks. -RAHB 02:36, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- SO SPARKLEE! YAY, NOW I GETZ AUDIO FOR MAH ARTICKLE FOR 7 E-Z PAYMENTS OF $9.99!!!!!1 --a noob that may be the same as all the others 04:41, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Wait in line over by the sparkling statue of me (which isn't made of fucking concrete!), and take a number too, just to be safe. Also, sign away your house and car to me. The three audios will then be mailed to you between 4 to 6 business weeks. -RAHB 02:36, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Game:Page 23?????!?!? --a new and different noob 02:10, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Actually, now that I think about it, I would do an audio for Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit if I had a microphone. That would be pretty fucking hilarious. • <6:18, 02 Jun 2008>
- I've thought about it several times actually. I might do it tonight as long as yelling "CUNT CRAP SHIT!" isn't too much to wake up my family. -RAHB 06:25, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Late thanks!
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Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:44 Jun 3
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!
June 5th, 2008 • Issue 6
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Sixth Issue Relies on Guest Writers For the sixth issue of Unsignpost, guest writers from outside the fold have been chosen to write a bunch of stupid crap. Among them are the illiterate administrator Zombiebaron and reformed drug mule ThePaleOne. The community's outcries were heard soon afterwards, probably. Jack Phoenix, a respected Wikia staff member, said of one of the articles "Nobody cares about Cajek trolling Wookiepedia anymore. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of Uncyclopedia for doing something like this. It's like I'm at a well-written version of ED." The Unsignpost staff, full of miscreants and malcontents, hung its collective head in shame and went to the corner for a sit down. Qua, who wanted to be in this issue of Unsignpost to whore his userpage, issued a statement at the press conference located at his Mayan temple: "Why didn't they do an injoke article on the fifth issue? Am I the only one who cares? Where have the lols gone, my friends? Where have the lols gone?" In response, the Unsignpost sent a secret "Fifth Issue Of Unsignpost" article directly to Qua, where it will be housed until his death. The Unsignpost writers, who have had a cut in pay since the leaving of Dr. Skullthumper, are now relying on the work of random people found on IRC for their inspiration. We now present to you an article in the Unsignpost by somebody else about a guy who works at the Unsignpost... /me headdesk [note: "me" refers to the entire Unsignpost staff]
It has been reported on #uncyclopedia that Cajek, our resident editor, has been banned from the "Star Wars Wiki", Wookieepedia. There has been an outrage in the star wars community, as they find Cajek to be a charming and respectable fellow [ed note: Cajek did NOT write this!]. Even us here at the the UnSignPost believe so, ( but don't tell Cajek that! ) [ed note: I SAW THAT! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!] I spoke to one Cajek fan, Darth Vader, to see what kind of impact this has had on the community. "It really is tragic to see him get banned," said a distraught Vader, with tears dripping from his helmet, "I just don't understand it! How can there be no Cajek?! We've seen his greatest and sometimes his somewhat lameness. But we will be EPIC FAIL without him" Vader's emotionally wrecked state shows the devastation caused by the Wookieepedia senate's unruly vote. I just hope Palpatine wasn't behind this, I voted for him too! I sat down with another fan, Jar Jar Binks, to discuss this radical move. "Mesa think its outrageous! Mesa no like Wookieepedia afta this! This beein worse than <insert name here>'s bombad faggotry!" And indeed it is. Personally, I denounce the Leftist Bias of Wookieepedia and their slander against Cajek. What did he ever do to them right? Personally, I hope Something really bad happens to those immature, pubescent, oxycotin sniffing children. In other news, 52% of Uncyclopedia agrees that Cajek should be set on fire on Sunday's Luau against 45% for drowned in his own discharge. 3% were undecided.
Alright. So. This is going to be cool. Because. You see. Therefore. Once upon a time. There was this really big house. Inside the house was a monster. Oh. This is a newspaper. Well, in that case, the monster was operating a grow op. Right. And the monster was named Skullthumper (because this is his fault, really, when you deconstruct it down to the last proton). Yeah!!!! But. Going onwards and upwards. The cops busted the grow op. It was fucking huge, man. THIS IS NEWS. IN THE UNSIGNPOST.
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:18, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
RAAAWR
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RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:53 Jun 5
Cookie!!!
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- You know, I don't think I've ever given out a cookie before. But yeah, you totally deserve one (if not something...umm...better...). Oh, and thanks for that three paragraph VFP thing. i lub u two. -- The Zombiebaron 15:52, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Don't be a dick.
Of the few things I like less than being insulted by a mouthy git who thinks he can talk down to whomever he wants, one that comes to mind is being insulted by a mouthy git who thinks he can talk down to whomever he wants while simultaneously pandering to the higher-ups. I respect ZB's contributions and I know that he's the authority on images around here, and I think I should be able to note to my amusement that he doesn't actually approve of any of the images that he features. Your high-and-mighty tirade against me over your narrow-minded interpretation of my vote makes me think you were just looking for something you could do to get on Zombiebaron's good side. Mission accomplished. No go play in traffic. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:36, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Also, if you have a valid complaint about me or my contributions, please take it to my talk page and explain it, rather than smearing some crap around for your friends to see. Thanks. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:38, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Ladies, ladies....lets calm things down. We're all here for the betterment of Uncyclopedia, and we know there's only so much Zombiebaron love to go around. I'd like you both to virtually shake hands and calm the fuck down. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Can I calm the fuck up? - [18:14 8 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Everybody's already fucked up 'round these parts. • <19:26, 08 Jun 2008>
- Well, it bothers me that RAHB flames me and then gets congratulated for it by Zombiebaron. But I'm willing to put it behind me in RAHB will be more diplomatic with his grievances against me in the future. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:47, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- I should clarify that I meant no specific insult against you in particular (though I did make a specific insult in my comment, that one was made as a specific insult, but I'm willing to take it back seeing as you seem to be as intelligent a person as anyone around here, and have taken time to confront me). Note that Zombiebaron gets a lot of shit on VFP for voting the way he sees fit. I must have interpreted your light humor the wrong way. I'm a bit edgy on the topic, of anybody, not just ZB although he does have it happen openly a lot, getting criticized for the way they vote, especially if, as I addressed in the comment, it is a style of voting that offers constructive criticism and keeps quality in check.
- Can I calm the fuck up? - [18:14 8 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- However, I meant no disrespect to anyone, although it was inevitable I would cause it. I do tend to get carried away with myself, being that the internet doesn't have anywhere near the repercussions of real life (not that I'm a timid little wuss in real life, but I somehow may have to keep my mouth shut). So I most sincerely apologize to you for involving you specifically in what was my generalized rage against naysayers, especially since you were just trying to make a joke. I'll be sure to ask questions first next time around.
- As for being praised by ZB, I just signed on and haven't seen any particular praise he's given me, and I don't plan on looking to the nomination to read it now. Not to openly insult ZB, but as a service to myself, knowing that I didn't leave that comment for praise. If I were going to pick any admin to suck up to, it wouldn't be Zombiebaron for two reasons: 1) He and I are already on relatively good terms on this site, and we've spoken many times, our difference in status taking no effect on our ability to effectively communicate. 2) Zombiebaron tends to be one of the less lenient admins. Being around here as long as I have, I think I'd know better than to go sucking up to the guy who gives less leeway, but then some people are idiots, and I could see how you may have interpreted me as one of them at the time.
- Well, you did make some statements specifically about my contributions to VFP that could have done with a {{cn}}. But who cares? I accept your apology and I'm sorry for making a big deal out of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Apology acceptance accepted. And you had every right to confront me about it, and I'm glad you did. That's the nature of my own remarks, being that if you truly feel something is unjust, you should speak out about it. You were only addressing your concerns, and rather than have to apologize, you should be commended for it. Cheers to you sir, I hope this whole thing hasn't hindered any future civil dealings between the two of us on here. -RAHB 22:56, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well, you did make some statements specifically about my contributions to VFP that could have done with a {{cn}}. But who cares? I accept your apology and I'm sorry for making a big deal out of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- If I might just clarify one little point here. The cookie was not a "congratulations". It was a "thank you for stepping up to bat for me without being asked, not just this time, but several times in the past". -- The Zombiebaron 21:04, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Okay, I understand, but it gave me the feeling that the admins were already against me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Pic ta
Yeah, ta for the pic in my South Park gallery. I do want to get as many of us as I can in there, but the inclusion in the UnSignpost didn't get as much response as I'd hoped. And then your pic turned up, which cheered me up. Hum, maybe I'll go make a forum topic about it or something. Everybody should be South Park-ated! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:33, Jun 9
- If I may make a small suggestion, I think there hasn't been as much response because a lot of people don't know where to go for it. If you could provide on that page a link to the whole generator thing, I'm sure people would find it much easier to get one up. That's what took me so long anyways. -RAHB 14:12, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm glad you saved it.
I liked it, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:41, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Damn right. I think Cajek saved it too though. Nobody could possibly write that and not like it. -RAHB 03:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, he saved it too. But, I saw were you saved it first so... SCREW CAJEK! And let me watch. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:48, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- You gotta pay a hundred to watch. -RAHB 03:58, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Not after I let you watch me and Miss Piggy earlier, I don't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Dexter, that quote you linked to fucking rocked my socks off XD • <4:06, 11 Jun 2008>
- Can you believe I've never been nominated to be made an admin? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:10, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- You're not an admin? -RAHB 04:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Nope. People hate me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:51, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- How does people hating you make you not an admin? -RAHB 04:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Er... Good point. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- How does people hating you make you not an admin? -RAHB 04:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Nope. People hate me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:51, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- You're not an admin? -RAHB 04:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Can you believe I've never been nominated to be made an admin? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:10, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Dexter, that quote you linked to fucking rocked my socks off XD • <4:06, 11 Jun 2008>
- Not after I let you watch me and Miss Piggy earlier, I don't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- You gotta pay a hundred to watch. -RAHB 03:58, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, he saved it too. But, I saw were you saved it first so... SCREW CAJEK! And let me watch. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:48, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008
You'd be crazy not to listen!
June 12th, 2008 • Issue 7
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Cajek banned - New, shittier writer assigned to this stupid job
Recently Cajek, an Uncyclopedia user who has been labelled as a mystical creature, was been given a one month ban by the council of Wikia. Users who feared that UnSignpost would not be written or delivered. But Qua, who is currently in a state of shock, said that "Cajek was a good guy, I didn't expect him to get banned for a month. He was about to help me, I don't know what he was going to help me with but he was going to help me with something.". Many Uncyclopedians that are known have a hold a grudge against Cajek celebrated his recent ban saying "While he might be back in only a month, we should take the time to celebrate and rejoice a Cajek-free environment."
 It has been reported that Flumpa, Uncyclopedia's very own pimply faced ginger-nut has left Uncyclopedia forever, due to irreconcilable differences. He cites the banning of users, fights between the two, the treatment of IP's as "real people" and the lack of cookies in mommas cookie jar. One of our reporters spoke to Flumpa as he was packing his wagon to leave Uncyclopedia "I like the holding hands and the fairy floss but Sophia has icky wiki germs and I just couldn't get past that. However I hear this new EDwina down the street is available, she may play in mud but I hear she has yummy yummy cookies." 127.0.0.1, leader of the "IPs are Real People, Too" Foundation had said that "Flumpa makes some great points on IP treatment, such as telling them that behind that string of random numbers lies an actual person; A person with heart. A person with brain. A person with spleen." When asked whether he would share his hard earned money on a badge from the Keep-the-IP's-out-of-Bannation-Foundation, this reporter simply told them to bugger off and get their own alcohol addiction gawdammit! We do, however, wish Flumpa the best of luck as he travels across the wiki-street with his trademarked brand of Off-topic forums to meet this EDwina fellow.
We at the UnSignpost would like to remind all Uncyclopedian editors that June is Internet safety month. Through the efforts of Uncyclopedia and other sites across the Internet, we can help protect innocent children and frail grandmothers from seeing offensive content GO COUNT YOUR DICK Uhm, we're sorry about that. The editor that wrote that previous sentence has been fired, in accordance with the rules of Internet safety month. UnSignpost would like to remind all editors to use extra padding in tables, because we don't want the little kiddies touching the sharp edges and getting hurt. As per Internet safety month, all uploaded porn will be closely monitored to see if the models are engaging in safe fucking. I mean sex. SEX! I meant SEX! We apologize for the previous two editors. They have been shot, out in the hallway, in the most safe method possible, we assure you. We even laid out cushions for them to fall on. Anyway, Websense and other Internet blocking sites will up its sensors to block over 99.99% of the Internet. What will remain is available is the Wikipedia article "Frog", weather.com, and anything unblocked in China. We at UnSignpost wish you a happy Internet safety month, and hope that you stay safe. Remember to always use a firewall. Websense has blocked this column for the following reason: This column contains "humor".
Difficult times lie ahead for schoolbound Uncyclopedians. A series of semi-challenging tests lie in the near future for many, and everyone's workload seems to be growing. Unfortunately for Uncyclopedians, finals are nearly here. However, luckily for Uncyclopedia, finals are almost here! This means that, as procrastination rates skyrocket, Uncyclopedia activity grows proportionally. Haven't been studying for your math final? Those fancy words mean that Uncyclopedia usage is going up, just as teachers pull out their hair worrying about keeping their kids' averages above the department bottom line so they can keep their jobs. However, here at UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia, we pride ourselves on allowing for multi-tasking. So, here is a series of brief study guides that are pretty much all you need: Science: For this final, you will be asked questions about science. However, simply remember a few facts, and your science final will be a breeze. These include remembering that ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny, pyruvate and phosphofruktokinase function as glycolytic enzymes, and the kidneys are located three ribs up from the malnuric sphincter. Math: Just prove to your teacher that 1=2, and any answer you give is automatically right. English: ENGLISH, MOFO, DO YOU SPEAK IT? History: To pass this, just try to remember a few important dates: 622BC, 394BC, 211BC, 5BC, 11AD, 24AD, 300AD, 906AD, 1102AD, 1619AD, 1791AD, 1963AD, and 2012AD. Tech. Ed.: Basically, you take a saw and cut shit up. Fucking A. Music class: Try not to fail and blow any notes. You'd sure look like a real tool, then, huh. Art: Just explain to your teacher how deep and misunderstood you are, and paint your feelings. Take a few pictures with a black and white camera setting and write a few "dark" poems, and if your teacher knows how often you cry then you'll have an easy A. Foreign language: THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN! Gym: If you're really planning on studying for this final, then only God can help you now.
 An article by Zombiebaron has caused a huge feud between the all-powerful admins that could ban me again. Thekillerfroggy has charged that the "Nonsense Watermelon Catastrophe" was not newsworthy enough, while Zombiebaron charges that the article is newsworthy, and therefore should not be deleted. In the fight, many people have cried "drama" and run for their lives. "Oh, this is deliiiicious!" said resident fucktard Drama. We spoke to Drama in his white linoleum mansion. He stopped seductively petting his gay snow leopard long enough to talk to us. "I loooove drama. I want their drama dripping all over my linoleum castle. I want their orgasmic screams of anger to rattle the walls! What do you think, Puffles?" "Oohh, puurrrrr" said Puffles. Some of the more regular users have claimed that the drama will bring unwanted side effects. RAHB has recently said to one of our reporters: "Remember, when there's drama, Ljlego touches himself." [Ed note: he said that on IRC, I swear. to. god. ban: banbanban.] Zombiebaron, an administrator who just happens to be a spectre of the unwept dead, spoke at his crypt this Tuesday dressed in his ceremonial black and red robes: "Hhhgggrrrr, I do not like speaking to the public: They give me a rash. As far as how random uncyclopedia is, we have two admins who are a balloon and a frog, so my article is perfect. The drama will not be settled until I taste the frog's flesh. Suffffeeeerrrrrr..." The Killer Froggy issued a statement soon after, with his frog army in the background: "ribbit? RIBBIT! ribbit. ribbit ribbit ribbit!" Both administrators have promised to ban the poor, misunderstood writer of this article if their statements were printed, but that's the risk we take to bring you the news. That's just how cool we are. Drama is the real winner here. As of this printing, he is planning to buy his gay snow leopard a fluffy red cape with the profits. And remember: every time there's drama, Ljlego touches himself. I'm not fucking kidding. He's all like, "oh yeah, oh, oh yeah I love you drama" and they're both in the love coven, snugglin' n' shit. I have pictures, guys! I swear it's totally ins AS OF THIS PARAGRAPH, CAJEK HAS BEEN BANNED INDEFINITELY. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:58, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
SRZLY
Rahb, you may actually like making an audio for the article I just wrote, Serious. Whatdya think? • <4:54, 13 Jun 2008>
- AHA! Yeah I'll do it. I'll probably do it tonight even. I'm running on three hours of sleep over 48 hours and having come of graduation, and I feel like dictating something. I'll let you know when I do it, thanks for the suggestion. -RAHB 05:02, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Hey, after you write how to have a wacky masturbation, are ya gonna do the audio for Serious, or am I gonna have to sick my meerkats on you? ...Thanks for doing the audio! • <1:00, 14 Jun 2008>
Politely: HURRY UP, YOU PITSTAIN! Now that that's done with, you don't have to do the audio if you don't want. It's just that... you're the fucking best at it! • <5:35, 18 Jun 2008>
- Yeah, sorry I've been so long with it man. I still want to do it, I love the article and I know I can narrate it right. If you'd like a speedier audio, feel free to ask anyone else, but I don't have any problem doing it. Hopefully I'll do it tonight. I will get it done, and I plan on nominating it for VFH after I do it too. If you don't mind. -RAHB 05:45, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
- Aww maaaan aNOTHER VFH? Okay, fine! See if I care! ...I'm glad you like it, Rahb! Coming from you that means a lot, and I would be honored to have it nommed if you do the audio!
audio? • <21:53, 19 Jun 2008>
- Does putting two small tags on it like that really work?...interesting. One audio coming up within the hour. I'm actually doing it this time! -RAHB 21:55, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
- OMG I listened to Image:Serious_One.mp3 and I was laughing so hard I was crying. Your serious voice is REALLY serious. I love it!! • <23:14, 19 Jun 2008>
- Wo, missed that when I was talking on your page. Glad you liked that then. What do you think about volume and all the other things? -RAHB 23:17, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
- Just for your convienence, I'm gonna post here. First of all, I can't hear ANYTHING wrong with the audio, volume and wind taken into consideration. Second of all, if you hear some kind of music where you're just like "OMG CAJEK'S ARTICLE", you can add it, otherwise don't bust your hump looking. Third, I'm glad you like my article! Your audio is what's gonna get this featured for sure. You want half credit? • <23:29, 19 Jun 2008>
- Absolutely not man, quality of narration aside, this article is still yours, 100% written by you. You came up with the idea and all the funny content, I just dictated it in an appropriate way. Go ahead and give me all the credit you wish, but the feature is all yours. -RAHB 23:37, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
- Just for your convienence, I'm gonna post here. First of all, I can't hear ANYTHING wrong with the audio, volume and wind taken into consideration. Second of all, if you hear some kind of music where you're just like "OMG CAJEK'S ARTICLE", you can add it, otherwise don't bust your hump looking. Third, I'm glad you like my article! Your audio is what's gonna get this featured for sure. You want half credit? • <23:29, 19 Jun 2008>
- Wo, missed that when I was talking on your page. Glad you liked that then. What do you think about volume and all the other things? -RAHB 23:17, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
- OMG I listened to Image:Serious_One.mp3 and I was laughing so hard I was crying. Your serious voice is REALLY serious. I love it!! • <23:14, 19 Jun 2008>
Okay, you're call. Oh, btw, I revamped the pictures a little. I found a picture of a really hilariously intense looking dude, and so I used it as a new theme in the article. Do you think it works? Also: your audios are even greater than I thought before! Your sighing, your cracking voice when you start to "cry" are really great. And that stuff at the end of Serious 2 was freaking hilarious. Anyway, tell me if you like the pics I added. Thanks again Rahb! • <14:13, 20 Jun 2008>
- Oh yeah, I saw those. I loved it. Particularly the continuity of putting the same guy's face on the t-shirt. And I noticed you through the whole video games thing into one of the captions too, that was cool. It is a great article. Thanks for the audio comments, I did think the sighing would be particularly funny. I tried to make it progressively more drawn out and unnecessary. Anyways, good luck on VFH, I don't think it'll have much trouble getting featured though. :) -RAHB 19:13, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
HAY RAHB
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(talk) Fk 21:15, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
Irish
For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:
19:59, 18 June 2008 (UTC) UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!
June 19whenever-th, 2008 • Issue 8
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Uncyclopedia's popular newspaper/tacky tabloid rag (delete according to preference) the UnSignpost - already floundering following the loss of founding editor Dr. Skullthumper - has been dealt another, possibly fatal blow, with the news that popular feature-machine and international diplomat Cajek has not been arsed to edit the latest issue. When thursday June 19th dawned without the by-now-traditional UnSignpost dropping onto their talkpages, Unycylopedians everywhere could be heard bravely dealing with the incident by pretending they hadn't noticed. We asked prominent Uncyc contributors for their reactions to the journalistic crisis facing their favourite wiki-based news delivery system. "SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON.... SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON!" said Don Leddy, obviously coping badly with the news. Sensing a possible catastrophe, DJ Irreverent bravely leaped into the breach and created a forum topic that galvanised the community, while UU declared himself too busy to help, then promptly wrote about half of the paper. While still suffering from writer's block, which explains the total lack of lulz and inspiration thus far. It's probably about time to link to nobody cares and close this story now, isn't it? Industrial mogul joins Uncyclopedia, promises great wealth to all.
Donald Trump, the man, the legend, the Tower, the hairstyle, has taken time out of his busy international schedule to create a forum topic promising affluence beyond the dreams of avarice to all on Uncyclopedia! Despite the impeccable credentials displayed on his userpage, so far only Qua and SysRq managed to take advantage of the popular billionaire's altruism before he was ruthlessly banned by noted anti-capitalist Codeine. UnSignpost was particularly impressed with Codeine's ability to resist the temptation to use "you're fired" as a block reason, as we are sure it would have been all but overwhelming. It is to be hoped that, on his return from bannination, Mr Trump will use his undoubted wealth and business connections to help Uncyc beat the ever-encroaching threat of Wikia's advertising plans. N00b ties knot
Popular recent NotM winner Cheapinitreal has further embarrassed the Uncyclopedia community by becoming all respectable and getting married. Confessing to his transgression, Cheap added "all and all, it was a right fine week". The UnSignpost would like to write something really funny here, then wish Cheap all the best, but this issue is being rushed out as it's, like, way late, so we just don't have time. UnSignpost resorts to blatant filler
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Audio
Are you still thinking of doing the audio for that page? It took longer than I expected to beat it into shape (hence my prophetic, future release date), but it's done, pretty much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:23, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, I could do that. Might not be tonight (then again, it might be), but if not tonight I can get it done tomorrow. Thanks for the heads-up. -RAHB 00:47, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- There's plenty of time. I'd have done it myself, but I had to shoo some kids off my lawn. They weren't actually on my lawn, but I could see from the look in their eyes that they were thinkin' about it. Pah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:50, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- Damned kids. Alright, well I will have it up eventually then. -RAHB 02:07, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- "Eventually" is exactly the timeframe I'm aiming for. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- Damned kids. Alright, well I will have it up eventually then. -RAHB 02:07, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- There's plenty of time. I'd have done it myself, but I had to shoo some kids off my lawn. They weren't actually on my lawn, but I could see from the look in their eyes that they were thinkin' about it. Pah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:50, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Can I grab an opinion or two?
Well before going on hiatus I was working on two articles. Unnews: COCKS embraced: Lawsuit filed against Cedric the Entertainer was the piece I was shooting to get up on VFH, but before I could get it finished, What Would Jesus Do? got put up. Personally I thought the former was more deserving than the later. I am very picky about calling a piece finished. What do you think of these two articles? Which one do you like better? By the way, thank you for being the first person to talk to me here. I have found it very warm ever since.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 23:37, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well, the UnNews was pretty decent, but it was pretty straightforward a one-trick pony. A dick joke, with very little more depth than that. That's fine, but I personally wouldn't feature it.
- What Would Jesus Do? is pretty great though. The concept and execution are good, though the only thing I myself would change (though, as it's on VFH it's up to you at this point), is the section entitled What Jesus flat out won't do . While that section in itself is good, I think it would just be better if it were less random. Particularly the second paragraph of said section could just use a slight tweaking, it could flow a little more coherently, and you could probably take out the second reference to midgets. The Bush/Rove thing doesn't seem all that funny either, but maybe that's just because Bush is included in all sorts of humor every day and I'm more tired of it than others.
- The proceeding section though (what jesus would do) I find to be increasingly hilarious. I particularly love the line "Jesus would covet the wife of a man just far enough away not to be considered a neighbor and then bare false witness against him." Also, the slight sprinkle of randomness on that section works out very well, as it's just kind of saying "these are some things he would do" and they might as well be funny in their own right. Also a very good ending. So I do believe I will be voting for that one. And as far as the welcoming goes, don't mention it man, I'm always here to help, and I'm rather glad I did, as it seems my kindness has brought in a valuable member to the site. (NOW YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! BAHAHAHAHAHA! etc. etc.) Cheers mate, glad to see you writing again. -RAHB 01:11, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Do you want to do more audio?
A few people think there should be audio done for Awkward Conversation. It's my article, but I'm not going to be able to do it for a while (and I don't have a clue as to what I'm doing), so Cajek told me to ask you. If you want to, I think it would be funny. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:54, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah I could give it a shot. It may not be all that immediate though. I'm likely going to do an audio for Modus, and I'm strongly considering re-recording the one I did for Serious. Other than that, the real world is beckoning me to do a few things outside of the internet here and there (having just graduated). Despite all that, I'll probably have some time to do the audio for you, I'll add it to my To-Do list. Thanks for the request, I'm always eager to contribute audios. Cheers!, and congrats on the award you're about to win ;) -RAHB 15:00, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, I heard you were the best at this, so whenever you get around to it, that will be fine. Thanks. But...a life...outside the internet? I think you lost me there. Oh, and the...award... yes. Thanks. I'm a bit confused as to what happened to Qua though. I looked one day, and he was scratched from the list for sockpuppetry, which I'm still not sure what it is. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Sockpuppetry just means when one person operates more than one identity on the same site. The person who operates the identity of Qua was a persistent pest in the past, and had operated several other identities. We were able to find out because Sannse is wikia staff and has a special function that checks...something about users, I'm not sure what it is to be honest, but it reveals stuff that would lead people to know the two were related. In short, sockpuppetry is when a person is more than one person, for evil.
- Yes, I heard you were the best at this, so whenever you get around to it, that will be fine. Thanks. But...a life...outside the internet? I think you lost me there. Oh, and the...award... yes. Thanks. I'm a bit confused as to what happened to Qua though. I looked one day, and he was scratched from the list for sockpuppetry, which I'm still not sure what it is. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Glad to know I'm so highly revered around here. Ever since I did Star Wars (Japanese Opera)'s audio (which I shamelessly recommend you listen to for a sample of my work and a bit of a self-promotion), I've been getting some requests for things. I guess with our former audio expert not very active anymore, things have fallen down to me. Oops, I'm rambling. I do that (though I'm not insanely well known for it). Anyways, I will definitely finish your audio at some time. Hope you're enjoying your stay at Uncyc. Don't let the whole Qua thing bother you, it's just a matter of untimely circumstances. You're already a promising writer on the site and I think you're going to become a well-respected member of the community very quickly. -RAHB 15:26, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- I wasn't too worried about the award anyway. If its coming to me, Awesome, but if it had not, I would have been fine. Thanks for explaining sockpuppets to me, I was a bit confused.
- Ahh, yes, the Star Wars article. I read that last week, I think I stumbled upon it somehow, but I'll check out the audio. There's no problem with shameless self-promotion if you got skills, and you do, so keep on. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:36, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep oooon rockin' me baaaabyyyy! Keep oooon rockin' me baaaaabyyyyy! -RAHB 15:46, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I just put it up for Pee Review, but you're not getting to it right now anyway, so it should be fine. I'll let you know when the Review, and any possible edits are done. Thanks again. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:54, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep oooon rockin' me baaaabyyyy! Keep oooon rockin' me baaaaabyyyyy! -RAHB 15:46, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Ahh, yes, the Star Wars article. I read that last week, I think I stumbled upon it somehow, but I'll check out the audio. There's no problem with shameless self-promotion if you got skills, and you do, so keep on. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:36, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Ok, I put it through the Pee, and did the edits I want to do. Whenever you can get around to it, she is yours for the taking. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:11, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
- Good good. I was thinking of doing my audios and things today or tomorrow, but that got pushed back a little, I'm thinking I'll get to it sunday. -RAHB 20:51, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome. Thanks again for doing this one. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:17, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!
June 26th, 2008 • Issue 9
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Recently. Uncyclopedia, in its maternal state. Is running out of interesting stuff as most users keep filling her with the same old stuff day after day. Most if not almost all of the staff at the UnSignpost panicked as this meant that their newspaper, which faced the threat of disabondement yesterday. Could be folded by the Uncyclopedia Penis Man returns!
 At exactly 12:29 AM Monday morning, some local idiot decided that it would be a great day to stir up drama and piss people off with some long forgotten shit. And with that, Penis Man made his way back to our great Uncyclopedia with the intent of vandalizing Boomer's userpage. Soon after, the Town drunk Eugene Kay decided to follow suit by uploading the same image by the name of Zombiepenis. Why he decided to make such an apparent strike at the admin who has beat him so much is currently unknown. We at UnSignpost give them both a 25000000:1 chance of being banned. Local Uncyclopedian starts up Devil-Worship Wiki
 In a recent devil-related press conference. Cartoon Diablo, the younger and sillier version of Diablo. Has started up The Devil's Wiki, a wiki dedicated to worship of Satanism and The Devil itself. In a recent interview, Cartoon Diablo has said personally that "The wiki's going to contain a lot about the devil, no seriously. There's going to be articles about the caverns of hell, the kind of foods the devil eats and also various artworks done by the Devil himself. And if your asking if it's going to be great. Well... Yeah!, It's going to be satantastic!". Immediately after this was posted on the UnSignpost, 2 people have joined the satanic wiki. The 2 people are described to be a Himilianian Yettie and an Male Amish Human. Both of them have pledged their allegiance to the devil in return for absolute power. In today's weather report, make sure to bring an umbrella as Hell may be raining over within the next few days. Uncyclopedia's Reign of the Newbs Begins
Interestingly enough, lots of new noobs (and old noobs) are getting featured articles these days. Somehow, the cult of the newbs has awoken, and Uncyc has felt its presence link to Double Entendre. Oh... did I say that out loud? "I don't trust the young 'uns," said Farmer O'Dell at his grain silo, "They write funny articles, yeah, but what do they contribute to the community?" Actually, writers like Hyperbole, Cheapinitreal, and The Woodburninator have stepped up, and are already commanders. Except that last one, who is close enough. Big time contributors like YesTimeToEdit, Qua, and Orian57 are cleaning up this pig sty. Older members of uncyc have become less active, and are paving the way for these rising stars to shine. Uh, speaking as myself? I've never been more proud of Uncyclopedia than I have in the last month or so. Keep it up, guys! |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:41, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for Voting!
-- Hanyouman 15:20, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Unused pics
Hey RAHB, no need to place unused pics under QVFD, they're all under unused pics category in the special pages. ~
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Kudos!
For this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- Heh heh. Every now and then I do something funny around here. Mark your calendar for August 9th, 2009. That's the next scheduled event if all goes well. -RAHB 04:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah. Kickass. • <4:34, 03 Jul 2008>
- I have a PdH in asskickery. -RAHB 04:47, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- So, you're a doctor? I've got this crick in my neck... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- I could take a look at it, but I'm not really sure how kicking your ass is supposed to fix the crick in your neck. -RAHB 05:02, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- So, you're a doctor? I've got this crick in my neck... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- I have a PdH in asskickery. -RAHB 04:47, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah. Kickass. • <4:34, 03 Jul 2008>
Hey, thanks!
I appreciate the review! Wow, I just noticed my "studio" looks a lot like yours, except I lost all my scotch tape in the divorce (no joke), so my mic is actually hanging from a coat hanger. I haven't heard your own tunes yet - obviously I need to remedy that right now. --Hyperbole 23:04, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
- Haha, I wouldn't be too eager to listen to mine. They were both made quite a while ago. Go ahead if you feel like it though. Though this whole thing gives me a desire to write some comedy lyrics and put up a tune. I might actually do that tomorrow. I probably could have done a lot more funny songs by now. Anyways, yeah, I do really dig your stuff though. And hanging from a coat hanger? Yikes. I guess before I got the idea to tape mine to the monitor, it was always just sitting on the desk, or tied to my fan or my bedpost or something. But I used to have a nice little adhesive sticky that came with it. That got stuck to my other monitor though. And then the desk stand broke...ramblerambleramble.....ramberefookeofk...... -RAHB 23:08, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
And then Otter Bear said "just don't get on the carpet..."
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Good Lorsh, that's a scary pic up top. Later... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:48, Jul 8
OMG!
Where's the audio for that page that I made that one time? Did you forget? That's all right, RAHB (/me pats RAHB on head). Everything is going to be okay. There there. There there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:57, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Heh heh. Yeah I'm doing it today. It'll be up sometime this evening. -RAHB 22:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'd complain louder, but it's summer, so no one will read it. Still, you shouldn't expect to be paid for this fiasco, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- You know, I'd try to come up with a witty response, but I stopped dead in my tracks the moment I left the Q-tip I was using in my ear to type, thus giving me a funny looking thing coming out of my head that just, for some reason, made me laugh. -RAHB 22:12, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Uh huh. Yeah. Good luck with that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:47, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Good audio. Kudos! But why two parts? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:11, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well it ended up being over seven minutes, and even at 96kb/s, it was too big for the server. So I had to split it up. -RAHB 00:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Next time I'll use smaller words. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well it ended up being over seven minutes, and even at 96kb/s, it was too big for the server. So I had to split it up. -RAHB 00:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Good audio. Kudos! But why two parts? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:11, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Uh huh. Yeah. Good luck with that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:47, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- You know, I'd try to come up with a witty response, but I stopped dead in my tracks the moment I left the Q-tip I was using in my ear to type, thus giving me a funny looking thing coming out of my head that just, for some reason, made me laugh. -RAHB 22:12, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'd complain louder, but it's summer, so no one will read it. Still, you shouldn't expect to be paid for this fiasco, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
I bet someone's already thought of this...
...but you need to do an audio for this. • <3:57, 10 Jul 2008>
- Except the article sucks – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:59 Jul 10, 2008
- Much like you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:59 Jul 10, 2008
- And your mom... last night. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:00 Jul 10, 2008
- No, wait, that was your dad. Your mom was Tuesday. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:00 Jul 10, 2008
- Okay, now I'm just editing to edit-conflict RAHB. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:01 Jul 10, 2008
- Betcha didn't see that coming didja – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:04 Jul 10, 2008
- I do leave my room... to visit your mom's room – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:04 Jul 10, 2008
- No, wait, that was your dad. Your mom was Tuesday. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:00 Jul 10, 2008
- And your mom has NO complaint about penis size – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:05 Jul 10, 2008
- And your mom... last night. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:00 Jul 10, 2008
- Probably because your dad's penis is so small – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:05 Jul 10, 2008
- Much like you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:59 Jul 10, 2008
- Obviously it's an inherited trait. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:06 Jul 10, 2008
If he did an audio of your userpage, he would basically say the following:
DR. SKULLTHUMPER... WON TINY PENIS OF THE MONTH. TINY. PENIS.
• <4:02, 10 Jul 2008>
- Maybe you should work out some more. Maybe that MIGHT cure your TINY PENIS. • <4:03, 10 Jul 2008>
Thanks and all!
Yeh...hi RAHB. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, RAHB! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
Do you HATE me?
Everyone on this site who has some sort of popularity (with the exception of Cajek) HATES me. Do you hate me? --Mgr. Readmesoon
my voice my work vote for me
- I most certainly do not hate you. However, some of the things you've done around here I don't necessarily agree with. First, there was getting all your little friends to vote for you on an award you didn't earn. Then there was telling Cajek, "I'll vote for you if you nom me." Quite frankly, we don't like that kind of thing around here. We write to get stuff out there. If we want feedback, we put stuff up for Pee Review, and if we think our articles looks like they could be nommed for feature or are just good, we put them on the recent articles template, or the recent UnNews template.
- We don't get awards until we've earned them enough for somebody else to nominate us for them. Sometimes people might put a link to their article in IRC or something. That's OK. And if you want to show your articles around, there's not problem with it. But most of us who do have a bias against you, have it because you're trying to cheat your way into getting things you haven't earned. And the rest of us earned them. The real way. -RAHB 23:22, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
- Nobody hates you, RMS. You just gotta learn the rules of the game. (Also, RAHB, if I didn't have a problem with him saying "I'll vote for you if you nom me," then nobody else should have a problem with it either!) • <0:42, 11 Jul 2008>
- Personally, that kinda vote for me and I will vote for you stuff does make me wince. No matter how forgiving Cajek is, I can't help it. I'm sure that in time Readmesoon will turn into a great editor. Just like Cajek says, he needs to learn how we do things around here, and that the awards and stuff are not really what it's all about. Do the good stuff Readmesoon, and the awards will come. In time... MrN
00:49, Jul 11
- Personally, that kinda vote for me and I will vote for you stuff does make me wince. No matter how forgiving Cajek is, I can't help it. I'm sure that in time Readmesoon will turn into a great editor. Just like Cajek says, he needs to learn how we do things around here, and that the awards and stuff are not really what it's all about. Do the good stuff Readmesoon, and the awards will come. In time... MrN
- Nobody hates you, RMS. You just gotta learn the rules of the game. (Also, RAHB, if I didn't have a problem with him saying "I'll vote for you if you nom me," then nobody else should have a problem with it either!) • <0:42, 11 Jul 2008>
“It's not about the awards!”
In other words, yeah, easy for YOU to say. • <0:54, 11 Jul 2008>
- Well, I'm just trying to get myself known. And by the way, Ih have written a bunch of UnNewses, and I think i could deserve that award. (look here) but there was no way any one else would even think for the slightest second of nominating me. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well that's the point then. I know you didn't know at the time that it wasn't right to do, and that's why further action wasn't taken. If you want awards though, if you do the things the award asks for, you will get that award. I haven't read your articles, so I'll take a look at them after I write this message, but in most cases if you do good things, good things eventually happen to you. I don't know whether you already do this or not, but when you finish an article, put it on the recent UnNews template. That helps people see it, and may give it a better chance at getting nominated. Trust me. If you write good things, and do good things around here, somebody will eventually notice it and you'll get your time to shine. I'll be watching your stuff for the very same reason. Keep in mind though that I'll only nominate and vote for you when I feel you deserve it, but if you do, I'll be the first to do so. -RAHB 01:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I'm just trying to get myself known. And by the way, Ih have written a bunch of UnNewses, and I think i could deserve that award. (look here) but there was no way any one else would even think for the slightest second of nominating me. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I write here because I love writing. I have no idea what you're talking about....none... /me goes to hide the three nomination templates on his page. -RAHB 01:34, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- What would be great for me is just somehow getting noticed like you do or cajek does or mordillo. Right now, that's my dream. And getting the foolitzer. But you don't want that. So whatever. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Let me tell you man. I don't know about Mordillo or Cajek, but I was here five months before I got my first feature. It takes time in some cases. But if you want to get noticed, if you want to get Foolitzer, if you want awards and features, just write good stuff. If other people think it's good, you'll get your awards. Trust me (also read the message above I was leaving before I edit conflicted). -RAHB 01:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- I think wanting to get "yourself known" is a lofty goal! He didn't know it was wrong! ...and was it really that wrong? Give me a fucking break. Asking a more experienced user if they would nominate you? No skin off MY nose! Anyway, yeah, shoot for awards, but don't be hurt if you don't get them. I wish voting against wasn't allowed. I just read a psychology article that said when people are criticized, they become less creative. /psychologist • <1:52, 11 Jul 2008>
- Oh I wasn't referring to him asking you when I said "it was wrong." I was referring to that fiasco on one of the award pages last month where a bunch of users made their only contribution to a vote/nomination for him, and none of those users had ever done anything else, and I do believe the award was Emannuel Goldstein, and Readmesoon had never even done an UnNews audio. That's the one I'm referring to. Though, like MrN, I do cringe when I hear "vote for me, I'll vote for you," I don't condemn it. I personally wouldn't vote for someone based on that, and I only vote based on whether I think something is good or not, but that's just me, and it's not a worldwide standard. But the whole Goldstein fiasco was over the line. It's just, he was new enough, that he didn't really know it was over the line, hence Mordillo didn't immediately cast him into the fiery lake of shame. -RAHB 01:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, RAHB, I agree with you when you say they need to be developed. I think up of an idea and say"Yes! This is great!" but when I get to writing it I do run out of Jokes. I can't seem to think of things to add into these articles, and when I see the UnNewses where you actually have to scroll down I think to myself "wow they know how to write". I can't always put enough things down into the article, and if I want to put something that will lengthen it it is ereally stupid and would ruin the article. God I'm a fucking n00b. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Don't beat yourself up man. Chances are, if you've never written before coming to Uncyc, like me, it'll take a while to develop the styles and stuff. But like I said, feel free to ask any of us writers when you're making an UnNews, and we'd all be more than happy to give you ideas. I'll say again, I was here for five months before I got a feature, however there's one difference between you and I. I never came up with an original idea until that fateful feature day. You on the other hand, already seem to have a great knowledge of what satire and humor are supposed to accomplish, and how to come up with something good for it. I don't know how much time you spend on your articles, but lots of us either spend hours on end (the method I prefer, though can't always do successfully) or spend time sporadically across a long time. I had an article featured a couple days ago that's been sitting in my userspace for like a month or two (can't remember exactly), and I finally got the right ideas to complete it. I have another article in my userspace right now that a few people have found funny, but I'm completely stuck for an ending. It's been there for months. I figure, one day I'll finally get it finished when the idea hits me. That's one of the keys to good writing, knowing when it's complete, and being able to let something go through several revisions and mull over a while before putting it out there. I wrote a bunch of shitty articles that nobody read when I got here, because I just created them in mainspace and started to type whatever it was that came to my head. When I got my first feature, I spent 5 hours one morning refining it and thinking, pacing around my room sometimes. It was a hard and long process, but I got it done. As I was here longer and talked to some of the writers and paid attention to the stuff that was getting featured, I got better at it.
- I think wanting to get "yourself known" is a lofty goal! He didn't know it was wrong! ...and was it really that wrong? Give me a fucking break. Asking a more experienced user if they would nominate you? No skin off MY nose! Anyway, yeah, shoot for awards, but don't be hurt if you don't get them. I wish voting against wasn't allowed. I just read a psychology article that said when people are criticized, they become less creative. /psychologist • <1:52, 11 Jul 2008>
- Let me tell you man. I don't know about Mordillo or Cajek, but I was here five months before I got my first feature. It takes time in some cases. But if you want to get noticed, if you want to get Foolitzer, if you want awards and features, just write good stuff. If other people think it's good, you'll get your awards. Trust me (also read the message above I was leaving before I edit conflicted). -RAHB 01:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- What would be great for me is just somehow getting noticed like you do or cajek does or mordillo. Right now, that's my dream. And getting the foolitzer. But you don't want that. So whatever. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- The last person you want to compare yourself to is Cajek. This isn't because I don't think Cajek is great, because I do. I think Cajek is one of the greatest Uncyclopedians right now. That's why you shouldn't compare yourself to him. He's literally abnormal. I don't know what it is that makes that guy constantly write such good material, on such a regular basis, but it's something most human beings just don't possess. You might possess it, but chances are that you don't. I'd say there are only two or three Uncyclopedians who truly have that ability. Mordillo and I are certainly not in that category. While Cajek is a great reference for writing, and also a great guy in general, he's not a great frame to compare your own writing to, this early on in your Uncyc career. Hell, I've been here for longer than him, and I don't even compare myself to him. Despite that, you could definitely learn a lot from him, so I suggest you continue to, but just don't have such high standards for yourself. I mean, definitely have high standards, it's a good thing that you do. But I mean, let's look at a metaphor, shall we? You can't pick up a basketball, dribble it, shoot it at a hoop, and expect to be drafted into the NBA. It doesn't work that way. Those guys spend years and years honing their skills, and I'm sure they're met with a hell of a lot of rejection along the way, but eventually they make it.
- Likewise, picking up a basketball and missing a few times is no grounds for quitting the game altogether. You just started. But look man, like I said on your talk, I think that once your writing style develops, you're going to be one of our most notable writers. Honestly, you have tons of potential, you've just gotta stop beating yourself up that you're not a huge name yet. It'll happen man, with time. Just give it some time, take time with articles, time, time, time....TIME! Sorry, got a little carried away there. Anyways, yes, as cliche as it may sound, Rome wasn't built in a day. And even when you get to the point where you're earning awards and praise, there's still room for improvement. There always is. There's always more you can learn, and you can always make what you do better. Like any other thing though, writing is hard. And comedy writing is possibly the hardest kind. It's not just a skill, it's definitely an art. One that must be perfected. One that must be built upon. And you can never stop learning. You can never stop progressing. And you most certainly should never give up. But at such an early stage, it's no surprise to not have awards. Now, guys like Cajek, and TheLedBalloon, and Dr. Skullthumper, all those guys managed to fit in really well here right off the bat, and they started writing well right away. I don't know if they had written before, or if they were just naturally good at writing, but most of us don't fit in either of those categories. Hence, it takes time. It takes a LOT of hard work. If that's something you're not willing to put in, then writing probably isn't the thing for you. If it is something you're willing to put in, then keep at it. Your time will come. -RAHB 04:56, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- RAHB, I just made this UnNews. Tell me if you think it is good, because I think it is the best one I've written thus far. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- It looks great to me, but I think it could grammatically use a touch-up. Prose is a surprisingly important part of this kind of thing. I don't mean grammatical as in like, spelling and stuff. What I mean is, it would be more interesting to read if it flowed a little better and was a bit more verbose. So I think you've got yourself a pretty good article after that. Also, as a random suggestion, do you think it might be funny if the men just "ride off into the sunset" perhaps? That idea came to my mind toward the end, but it is good as is too. Anyways, I'd be willing to touch it up for you after I get back from running some errands. Or if you'd prefer to do it yourself that's fine too. -RAHB 20:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Now What do you mean by Ride off into the sunset? And I will gladly accept help and suggestions after your errands, because I'm somewhat stumped on how to "touch it up". 21:09, 11 July 2008 ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- What I mean by "ride off into the sunset" is that in the end, the men literally all ride off into the sunset. It can be on horses from out of nowhere, it can be on weird gay things in swimsuits, it can be on the other men. I just thought that would be kind of funny, like you see in those old westerns "Who was that masked man?" kind of thing. Think about that while I'm gone, and I'll give the article a prose once-over when I got back. I actually have to get out of here real quick, so I'll talk to you when I'm back. -RAHB 21:17, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- I gave it off into the sunset, and I hope you like it. I tried to make it plausible so I used the bus/boat thing instead of randomly appearing horses or some gay creatures with swimsuits. Maybe they could have brought the horses with them, I don't know. But I think its pretty good. Tell me if you like it or not ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- And just out of curiosity, what state do you live in?~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I live in California. You? (I'm working on the article right now also) -RAHB 00:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, down in San Diego. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Oh cool, I live in Corona myself. -RAHB 00:46, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- I would call that a coincidence. So it's 5:50pm ish for you right now?~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- That it is. And I'm likely going to be around until the wee hours of the morning, having gotten my daily stuff out of the way for the most part. -RAHB 00:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'll probably go around 10 ish, that's usually when I conk out. And I'll be gone the whole week next week from Sunday to Friday. So you won't hear from me on sunday all the way until next saturday probably. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Damn, alright well I'll be done with this look-over by 10. I'll let you go ahead and revise it all you like then. Also, as a recommendation, I see an element in your writing similar to my own style, that being a story-telling element. You can write whatever you like here, and all the namespaces can make use of that equally, but I do recommend checking out the UnBooks namespace sometime. I've found I've had the most fun writing those, and my last feature was an UnBook that got voted in in one day. So you know, just a thought. -RAHB 01:05, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'll probably go around 10 ish, that's usually when I conk out. And I'll be gone the whole week next week from Sunday to Friday. So you won't hear from me on sunday all the way until next saturday probably. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- That it is. And I'm likely going to be around until the wee hours of the morning, having gotten my daily stuff out of the way for the most part. -RAHB 00:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- I would call that a coincidence. So it's 5:50pm ish for you right now?~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Oh cool, I live in Corona myself. -RAHB 00:46, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, down in San Diego. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I live in California. You? (I'm working on the article right now also) -RAHB 00:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- And just out of curiosity, what state do you live in?~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I gave it off into the sunset, and I hope you like it. I tried to make it plausible so I used the bus/boat thing instead of randomly appearing horses or some gay creatures with swimsuits. Maybe they could have brought the horses with them, I don't know. But I think its pretty good. Tell me if you like it or not ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- What I mean by "ride off into the sunset" is that in the end, the men literally all ride off into the sunset. It can be on horses from out of nowhere, it can be on weird gay things in swimsuits, it can be on the other men. I just thought that would be kind of funny, like you see in those old westerns "Who was that masked man?" kind of thing. Think about that while I'm gone, and I'll give the article a prose once-over when I got back. I actually have to get out of here real quick, so I'll talk to you when I'm back. -RAHB 21:17, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Well, I'm leaving right now and will be back maybe 8:30 ish. See-ya. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Peace. -RAHB 01:09, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I'm back earlier than I expected. How's the progress? ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Progressive. I'm juggling with some other things, but I'll be done within the hour. -RAHB 03:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Sure seems to take you a while. I would get in there, make the revision, and get out. But you are a better writer and approach it differently. Whatever. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Progressive. I'm juggling with some other things, but I'll be done within the hour. -RAHB 03:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I'm back earlier than I expected. How's the progress? ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Everybody seems to be talking on your talk page today...
...I'll bring the keg! - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
03:53, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, RAHB and I continue to talk about a certain subject closley related to writing things. In fact, that is the topic. But it never really seems to drop, so, we continue to blab away about UnNews and shit of that nature. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I prefer that we have a big party and that Enzo does, in fact, bring the keg. As long as it's full of vodka, that is. You cool with that Enzo? -RAHB 04:06, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- On the rocks, please. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Right, that goes without saying (I've edited your page now, take a look). -RAHB 04:10, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Damn, you make it sound more like a story! DAMN, you're good, son, you're good. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Meh, throw in some fancy words here and there, rearrange some things. I have two final suggestions that I've already adressed in my edit, but that are for future writing reference. First of all, linking everything to Oscar Wilde and well known figures isn't always funny. Come up with some other stuff, like how I linked the innocent bystander to anonymous. My other suggestion is pertaining to format. In the real news, people want to know what happened, so the format is mostly "this happened, this happened, this happened, this happened, this happened, some guy said this, some more happened, the end." However, part of what's great about UnNews is freedom to go beyond that. Little bits of personal commentary, or more explanation and less events can sometimes be better in a humor context. So yes, that's the end of my advice for the day. I need to refill my advice tanks now. -RAHB 04:18, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Damn, you make it sound more like a story! DAMN, you're good, son, you're good. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Right, that goes without saying (I've edited your page now, take a look). -RAHB 04:10, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- On the rocks, please. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I prefer that we have a big party and that Enzo does, in fact, bring the keg. As long as it's full of vodka, that is. You cool with that Enzo? -RAHB 04:06, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
PARTY IN RAHB'S TALK PAGE! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:21, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD!
-RAHB 04:24, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Party soft? -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
04:36, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey, PAHB, do you think couldd nom that picture for VFP? It's by SCHUlace, my now-banned evildoer, but it's a good picture. Click on it for a closer look. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I don't get it. What's the joke? -RAHB 04:43, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Look at it, it is harry, ron, and hermione phottoshopped to look goth. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well I know that, and it's very well done, it's just, what's supposed to be funny about it? You can nom it if you want, nobody will have anything against you for it. I personally don't find it funny myself, despite how well-done it is. And funny is an integral part of VFP. -RAHB 04:48, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I though it was funny, you could just vote against it if I nom it. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's what I tend to do I guess. Also, SCHUlace seems to have uploaded it over a picture that was already being used in the Harry Belafonte and Creedence Clearwater Revival articles. I'd revert and move that image to a different name (Harry_Goth.jpg or something), since it's pretty irrelevant in those pages now. -RAHB 04:52, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I though it was funny, you could just vote against it if I nom it. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well I know that, and it's very well done, it's just, what's supposed to be funny about it? You can nom it if you want, nobody will have anything against you for it. I personally don't find it funny myself, despite how well-done it is. And funny is an integral part of VFP. -RAHB 04:48, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- Look at it, it is harry, ron, and hermione phottoshopped to look goth. ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
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Hey RAHB, is there some way to make the content box on an article go away? Some code or something? ~ 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)