User:Berry/t1

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 17:25, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

..Thanks. --Berry17:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

No probs -- -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?)

Hello

Hi, I'm YTTE and I felt like dropping by to say hi! No, don't close the door. No I don't know you, you don't know me, no I'm not advertising something (actually that's debatable, really). Can I come in? Thanks. Hi. I'm just starting you know a conversation here, so my mate can have a close look at your TV and stereo system. Hope you don't mind. - 15:21 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Why hello, YTTE. What brings you here except for those cleverly hidden wikilinks you've got there? -- Berry; speak to me 15:28, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Me? Clever? Hidden? I never hide stuff. And I'm not clever! If you even insinuate that I am in fact clever I'll suit the PANTS PANTS PANTS off of you! What actually brings me here is to say hi! HI! - 15:30 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh, in that case I must apologize most politely and respond to your greeting in the same manner. -- Berry; speak to me 15:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Good...So got any interesting information, gossip or saucy home made videos to share? - 15:39 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm going to have to let you down on that. Sorry that I let you down. -- Berry; speak to me 15:42, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Damn it! So you're not in any way related to Paris Hilton? - 15:44 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

A friend of mine slept there once. Was kind of expensive for a hotel in Paris. -- Berry; speak to me 15:46, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I'm sorry for the confusion. I was hoping to dig up some dirt on the Paris Hilton. I heard that's lots of people sleep there? - 15:47 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

That's what I've heard, too. Seems to be quite profitabe. -- Berry; speak to me 15:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes. I've also heard it gives away lots of parts of it, for almost free! - 15:51 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes. Especially the towels are very comfy from what I've heard. -- Berry; speak to me 15:53, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Mmm...yes...and the mints. - 16:02 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

This conversation isn't really going anywhere. -- Berry; speak to me 16:04, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

That's what you think. (Actually you're 100% correct, but yeah...) Actually I've recorded the whole thing on a tape recorder and there are some people with hats on in a car outside your window. They've bugged your talk page. They've heard every single word you've said and they're coming to get you. - 16:07 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh, you mean those people. I was just wondering what they were doing on my front ya- -- Berry; speak to me 16:12, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

OMG! They've got Berry! The bastards! THE BASTARDS! - 16:24 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I tought you were a part of this. And this isn't fun. At all. Well maybe just a little bit. -- // Berry; speak to me // 16:27, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

You're telling me that getting abducted by strange men, isn't fun?! Tu...you're just ungrateful. - 16:51 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It's getting better. I think it's the Stockholm syndrome kicking in... - // Berry; speak to me // 17:02, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, yeah. Unfortunately Stockholm syndrome leads to uncontrollable sexual desires and wants... - 17:11 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Have you been spying on me, YesTimeToEdit? - // Berry; speak to me // 17:14, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey a car! /me runs off - 17:23 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I see what you did there. - // Berry; speak to me // 17:25, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I would reply, but at the moment I'm sprinting as fast as I can down your road. - 17:28 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

"Run, Forrest YesTimeToEdit, run!" - // Berry; speak to me // 17:32, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

"Run, Fatboy (what, why was that crossed out?) Fatboy, Run!" - 17:34 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

That wasn't nice. if that was aimed at me - // Berry; speak to me // 17:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

No, berry, I would never say a thing like that about you! You're totally awesome! It was aimed at me! It's like slitting your wrists but for people who aren't allowed knives. - 17:42 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

My sincerest apologies, my lad. I tought you had turned your back on me! - // Berry; speak to me // 17:45, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

"Never" I managed to say, but only just because I'm squashed up hard against the right hand side of the page. Ahh! Help me out! And I'm not a lad anymore! Heh heh... - 17:48 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Maybe if we go back to the direction we came from we'll get back to safety. - // Berry; speak to me // 17:50, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Good idea! Plus it'll make a very nice wave pattern. - 19:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're right. So, what's the weather like at your location? - // Berry; speak to me // 20:28, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Here in London the weather is very patient, but at the moment it's buying nappies for it's child. It's a single mother, actually. - 21:50 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

The weather is sunny but cold here. I don't know of it's social status but I'll ask it when I get a chance. - // Berry; speak to me // 05:07, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Hmm...would you like some traditional English tea? - 07:47 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It would be nice. - // Berry; speak to me // 09:38, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Here you go, it's a little bit cold, 'cause I just found it next to be rubbish (trash) bin. - YTTE^(talk) 09:41 27 May

Thanks. Did you accidentaly drop your neat signature into the bin? - // Berry; speak to me // 09:43, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Well I'm torn between three different ones, now. There's this one. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 09:46 27 May

My original. - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! 09:46 27 May

And this one. - YTTE^(talk) 09:46 27 May

In my opinion /sig2 looks better than the others. - // Berry; speak to me // 09:49, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeh and it links to more stuff than the other two BUT (he he...but) it is a sig expanded (And so occasionally break wiki formatting, goes over the edge of pages, etc.) and also I got a little bored of it. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 09:52 27 May

True. I haven't got bored of mine yet, though. - // Berry; speak to me // 09:56, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yours is pretty god damn awesome! What would be cool, though is if you made the berry link to something like your contributions, instead of just to the image page. -Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! 09:59 27 May

Now that was a great idea. - // Berry; speak to me // 10:05, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I know, I'm full of them ® /me ego nearly explodes Also, here's another idea: why don't you use <span title="whatever you want the title to be"> to make custom titles for when you hover over the three different links in your sig to make it even more clear as to what they're linking to (Especially the berry picture)? - YTTE^(talk) 10:08 27 May

That's another rather fine idea but I can't seem to be able to do it with my limited skills. - // Berry; speak to me // 10:19, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Let me have a little go... - YTTE^(talk) 10:23 27 May

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. - // Berry; speak to me // 14:47, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yikes! A sword! Don't wave that thing at me! Be careful, it's pointy and maybe sharp (but probably blunt)! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 14:52 27 May

Ok, ok! I'll put it down! Calm down, you. - // Berry; speak to me // 14:54, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm trying to calm down, but you're waving that sword at me! ...Ah, there we go! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 14:56 27 May

We're four three colons from the left side of the page. - // Berry; speak to me // 16:16, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Awesome! When we get there we've got to go back again to the right! (I says with enthusiasm while Berry probably rolls his eyes and looks annoyed). Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:18 27 May

In the meantime, can you help me with this? - // Berry; speak to me // 16:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure....how do you want me to help? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:26 27 May

I want a black bar to the top and the bottom so that it would look more like a square. Also, this is the left side of the page. - // Berry; speak to me // 16:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

I've done the best I can...I think that's what you were looking for... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:04 27 May

Thanks, that was pretty much it. See It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. :-) - // Berry; speak to me // 17:05, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh well, it's gone. // Berry; speak to me // 04:59 28 May 2008

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Berry!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Berry, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

CMC

Welcome Berry to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, smelly. If you can help us recruit more people, you're likely to get promoted so read this on the quick way to whoring the CMC: this. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:10 27 May

EXCUSE ME

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Eh, I noticed that you and YTTE seem to be getting rather friendly. Any friend of YTTE is a friend of mine. I guess I just wanted to leave you a pointless message so that you knew who I was and stuff. Maybe we could be pals. I dunno. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:03 May 27

Well, it's quite simple, really. I'm Berry. Nice to meet you. // Berry; speak to me // 04:59 28 May 2008

And if you eat him it's all "healthy" and stuff... - [07:46 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

You learn fast. // Berry; speak to me // 09:25 28 May 2008

No, I fast learn. - [09:27 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Whatever floats your boat. // Berry; speak to me // 09:30 28 May 2008

I have a boat now? Oh shit, it's sinking! One sec...I've got to sort this out...oh actually it's gone. It was a nice boat for the five seconds I new I owned it. - [09:35 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I was talking writing figuratively, altough I must admit that I was expecting a response like that. // Berry; speak to me // 09:41 28 May 2008

Well I dear fruit-person am a very expecantableist person. - [09:43 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Expecantableism sounds like a religion. // Berry; speak to me // 09:45 28 May 2008

No...it's an idea for an article I've just had...back off, that's MY article idea! :-) - [09:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Thekillerfroggy huffed my lovely It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. article. :-( // Berry; speak to me // 09:52 28 May 2008

An outrage, I'm sure. - [09:59 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Maybe it's an inrage? // Berry; speak to me // 10:00 28 May 2008

Or a not-in-or-outrage? - [10:02 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

An... in-between-rage? Or perhaps just a rage? // Berry; speak to me // 10:03 28 May 2008

Or an agerage? Or maybe an average? - [10:14 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Or a "ragé?" // Berry; speak to me // 10:28 28 May 2008

BURN HIM! He linked to a wikipedia project! BURN, BURN! - [10:39 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

*poke poke* // Berry; speak to me // 10:48 28 May 2008

Jeese, don't do that! That hurts! /me collapses bleeding - [10:51 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

No! What have I done? I better clear the evidence before SysRq comes back and sees his friend whose friends are also his friends in a condition like this! // Berry; speak to me // 10:54 28 May 2008

*bleeds* - [10:55 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

/me hides the bleeding YTTE under the carpet. // Berry; speak to me // 10:57 28 May 2008

*bleeds from under carpet* There's not much else I can do, considering I'm bleeding to death - [10:59 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

/me sneaks away from the crimescene. I better not be here when SysRq finds him! // Berry; speak to me // 11:03 28 May 2008

...or Mordillo, who happens to have a ban spanner (that's an original way of putting it). *bleeds* - [11:05 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'd respond to this but seeing as I am in the process of sneaking away it'd be an odd thing to do. // Berry; speak to me // 11:10 28 May 2008

It would be. I'd respond more fully to your comment but seeing as I'm lying bleeding to death under your smelly carpet it'd be and odd thing to do. - [11:22 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

My carpet doesn't smell! You've infested it with your own hideous stench! // Berry; speak to me // 11:24 28 May 2008

Oh I'm sorry...Oh wait, that smell isn't mine! Oh crap! That's what it is! Why didn't you tell me you've SysRq's rotting body under this carpet?! - [11:28 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I didn't tell you because I didn't know! How could I have told you about something I didn't know of? // Berry; speak to me // 11:30 28 May 2008

HEY. I don't appreciate this playful banter in my absence. Being seconded only by Modus (and possibly Cajek) in my talk page banter skills, I find your starting the fun without me to be rather like a large middle finger. Also, grapes. Also also, testicles. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:03 May 28

Well that's the thing really, we didn't want to dwarfed by your talk page banter skills, grapes and testicles. - [20:13 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Three-way talk page banter shall commence. // Berry; speak to me // 20:28 28 May 2008

Apparently, you don't want to be dwarfed by my reasonably indented paragraph, either. Fine, to make you feel comfortable, I'll join you over here on the ridiculous side of the talk page. I'll feel silly mashing my colon button, almost as silly as when I typed "mashing my colon" just now, but I'll do it because I love you guys. I hope you appreciate all I do for you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:30 May 28

As YesTimeToEdit is yet to appear I'll have to settle with bantering with a masher of colons. I do appreciate it, though. // Berry; speak to me // 20:36 28 May 2008

Perhaps we could start going back the other way? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:48 May 28

I was going to suggest this myself, too. // Berry; speak to me // 20:50 28 May 2008

Oh this all over again! I love this! - [21:02 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Wait...there's a this now? What else haven't you told me? What happened to my Victory Garden? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:15 May 28

I hope we get further than the fifth colon, though. // Berry; speak to me // 21:18 28 May 2008

*acts all knowingly* I too hope we get further than the fifth colon! - [21:19 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

This ended on the fifth colon. Would have been the fourth but you hawked two colons at once. // Berry; speak to me // 21:21 28 May 2008

Colon also means large intestine, a home for poop. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:23 May 28

"A home for poop." Now that'd be an answer to an exam question! // Berry; speak to me // 21:27 28 May 2008

Not to mention a catchy slogan for a website. "PoopSpace: A Home For Poop." ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:39 May 28

When you look at it that way, it gives the term "colonialism" a whole new meaning. // Berry; speak to me // 19:09 30 May 2008

Cute. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:32 May 30

Someone's terribly politically correct. - [19:39 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'd rather be correct than wrong. // Berry; speak to me // 20:19 30 May 2008

I was talking to SysRq, about his disgusting use of "cute" (don't worry I'm not that mad, I'm joking!). - [21:06 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

What? He was making a clever joke about colons. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:15 May 30

No, it wasn't clever, as you put it, it was witty', silly. And mind your language, some people find "he" very offensive, myself for one. - [21:19 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well, I'm not offended yet, so you can call me a he/she/it, whatever you prefer. I'm not implying that YTTE is, of course. // Berry; speak to me // 08:27 31 May 2008

How dare you imply that I am! How dare you! - [08:59 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you become indignant on my friend's talk page? /me storms off God, I just hate so many things right now! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:05 May 31

How dare you become indignant at me on "your" friend's talk page! How dare you! And how dare you say he's your friend! He was my friend first! /me storms off - [13:08 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you call him a he when he is clearly an it or a she? And how dare you try to keep it all to yourself? Furthermore, how dare you storm off after I have already stormed off? How dare you bite my style? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:31 May 31

How dare you use an overwhelming amount of questions marks and how dare you copy my new catch phrase. You will find that it is on my userpage and everything. - [13:51 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you try to claim such a short phrase as your own! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:03 May 31

How dare you deny my blatant right to the slavery of this short phrase! How dare you! Oooooooooh it makes me sooooo' angry! - [14:07 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:31 May 31

How dare you (yes every word in that sentence had emphasis on it) - [14:37 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you emphasise every word in that sentence? // Berry; speak to me // 14:39 31 May 2008

How dare you use question marks, like SysRq! - [14:43 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you point out my punctuation error? Dammit, ya got meh. Also, 4th colon. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:45 May 31

How dare you admit it!? I used both. Ha! // Berry; speak to me // 14:47 31 May 2008

How dare you (SysRq) insinuate that I've been sleeping with the fourth colon! I never did...well not more than once...or twice...or something...it doesn't really matter, what matters is you don't have your driving license on you! - [14:48 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you (not SysRq but YTTE, or maybe the other way around. No, I'm pretty sure this is aimed at YTTE) confuse me! // Berry; speak to me // 14:50 31 May 2008

How dare you try to confuse me and amuse me in the process of trying to confuse me! - [14:55 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you force me to start going back the other direction? And how dare you use an exclamation point and a question mark when you could have used an interrobang‽ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:57 May 31

How dare you be utterly mad! How dare you! - [15:02 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you make my punctuation mark of choice inferior to yours? // Berry; speak to me // 15:05 31 May 2008

How dare you question the exclamation mark's superiority! - [15:06 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:19 May 31

How dare you not emphasise the dare in that accusation/sentence you just wrote. - [15:21 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you end the sentence in a full stop/period. // Berry; speak to me // 16:12 31 May 2008

How dare you write that whole sentence, excluding dare, in italics! And how dare you write the American word for full stop! - [16:57 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you be so expecantable!?‽. // Berry; speak to me // 17:13 31 May 2008

How dare you not use the full and proper, as patented by YTTE, not a couple of days ago, which is expecantableist! - [17:19 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you correct me? // Berry; speak to me // 17:22 31 May 2008

How dare you allow yourself to be corrected on your own talk page? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:23 May 31

How dare you continue to use question marks despite my protestations! - [19:32 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you continue protesting his use of question marks? // Berry; speak to me // 07:59 1 June 2008

How dare you leave the "at" out of that sentence! - [09:30 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you try to add the "at" into that sentence? // Berry; speak to me // 10:51 1 June 2008

How dare you persist in your "at" hating! - [10:59 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you hint that I hate prepositions? // Berry; speak to me // 12:36 1 June 2008

How dare you suggest that I was merely hinting that you hate prepositions, when I was in fact blatantly pointing at it with a chubby stick and setting off fireworks around it. - [13:10 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you rip off mine and Ceridwyn's arc! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:52, 11 Jun 2008

How dare you write a message into a talk page archive of sorts? // Berry; speak to me // 10:07 12 June 2008

Re: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

You know you can have a friendly word with TKF or any other admin and get them to restore the article to your userspace, right? If you do that, you can then go and raise a new pee review request, and hopefully someone will be along in a jiffy to have a look at it. For now, I'll close the request you just raised. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:28, May 28

Well, I'm not sure if I can gather enough courage to do so, but I happen to have a copy of it here. // Berry; speak to me // 12:32 28 May 2008

If you don't have courage, I'm happy to ask for you or hold your hand while you ask them... But I wouldn't be scared of the admins, they're nice people, but not the brightest. Also at times they're a little "special" and one more thing that should be known about them - they don't have a life. DON'T BAN ME, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME! - [12:42 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

That would be nice, being the shy introvert that I am. // Berry; speak to me // 12:52 28 May 2008

The thing is, there's no point, on this occasion because you've already got a copy in your userspace and all the admin in question would do would be to restore the page to your userspace. - [12:57 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well, that was kind of obvious, but thanks anyway. // Berry; speak to me // 12:59 28 May 2008