User:RAHB/Talk Archive 19

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I noticed that you archived

So that everyone who comes here sees this at the top of your page, you weirdo. Haha! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 07:49, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Oh god, that is the greatest thing ever. The fine art of talk page rape is dying, and you sir have revived it. -RA HB 07:52, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Gotta keep things interesting. The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 07:56, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Import/Export

Thank you for your advice on my talk page but I do ot have the right to import files. Anton (talk) 14:22, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Right-o. Must be an admin thing or something. Okay then, if it's not a terrible lot of trouble, I'd prefer if you do ask an admin when you want an article imported, for the reasons I've detailed before. -RA HB 23:19, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. I am back, by the way. Anton (talk) 05:45, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

The USP

The UnSignpost is about three days late. It is not very bad, as the last one was several weeks late. However, as I know that you generally contribute to it, if you are not too busy, would you, please, help me with it. It is at Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130717 and I have written one article and filled one box. IFYMB! might work on it as well (he has not responded to me yet). Unfortunately, I won't be here this week. Thanks! Anton (talk) 18:43, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Well, make sure to include a ban log on there. Recently, Frosty banned me for 3 seconds with his ban excuse being, and I quote, "Bitch!" User:Matthlock/sig2 18:52, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

And why is it does it not have any articles anymore as I wrote one and Denza also did? We could have had this USP ready and now it is late again. Anton (talk) 06:15, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Those articles were extremely unfunny and prattled on about a bunch of stuff that is going to get people too worked up over trivialities. It's also okay if we miss a week or wind up late. This isn't a proper newsroom with deadlines and customers. -RA HB 19:04, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

On a related note, mind if I write an article for the UnSignpost; I have a specific current-Uncyclopedia-event in mind. RedHot (talk) 20:19, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Yes, feel free to write one, but only if it's funny and it doesn't reference a war between us an Wikia and it isn't boring as hell. -RA HB 20:21, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

RAHB, I understand that your block of TheHountingHour2 is probably legitimate but he understood what his mistakes were and does not want to repeat them. And I think he is ready for being unblocked. Anton (talk) 13:26, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

RAHB... Why did you make the Count to a million a red link? I made it blue but you reverted me. Anton (talk) 16:23, 2 August 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, the edit decided to go through without letting me leave an edit summary. Making it a red link, for one, is part of the joke. Remember? Funny. Ha ha. Laugh. Uncyclopedia. Second of all, that is the official link of the actual page, and it will also be blue again soon, but linking to the archived version isn't the count to a million page. -RA HB 00:24, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

Oh, ok. Then I will go laugh. Anton (talk) 07:00, 3 August 2013 (UTC)

Hey RAHB

Did you know that your name spelled backwards...is an insult on some island in one of the oceans or something like what I just mentioned. --ShabiDOO 04:11, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

I did not know that. Do they have weapons fashioned out of teeth on this island? -RA HB 04:14, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

No...but I can make that happen if you like! --ShabiDOO 00:37, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Well, get on it, boy! -RA HB 01:28, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

They are now armed with razor sharp crocodile teeth and I have them doped up on an extremely potent injections of pure human adrenaline. --ShabiDOO 02:02, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Boy, that escalated quickly. -RA HB 02:06, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Turns out I made up the whole thing. I spent the weekend completely free of all alcohol or substances and it was so straining on my mind that I was compelled to write on your page. I promise you it wont happen again. --ShabiDOO 17:56, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

I don't understand. What is "free of all alcohol or substances"? Those words don't make sense in that order. Do you mean that you did lots of drugs and drank a lot? Because that would make a lot more sense. -RA HB 00:49, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

DAAAAMN

You quit irc just the minute before Fruscianti ended. :( Now I don't know what to listen anymore ;_; I guess I'm just going to listen the Spohgl-thing again. DARNIT Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:58, 7 August, 2013 (UTC)

Smile From The Streets You Hold is another Frusciante album that's pretty similar :) -RA HB 00:37, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11

August 1st, 2013 • Issue #200 • Archives • Press Room

Servers Paid For Until 2014; World Peace Inevitable

Approximately how much money Uncyclopedia has now. Oh well, one zero is still more than no zeroes.

In a genius financial maneuver called "eat only Ramen for nine months", Uncyclopedia administrator Isarra has paid for Uncyclopedia's servers until September with what little student loan money she had left.

The remaining three months of 2013 were paid for with money raised from donations, merchandise sales, and advertising on the Uncyclomedia Shop. It cost $277.80 of the site's whopping $307.51, leaving the rest of the admins with barely enough money for their Ferrari gas tanks and an Uncyclopedia Android app.

However, this makes it obvious that the site is not yet financially self-sustaining and that other methods of generating revenue and/or more exposure to Uncyclopedia are needed if the site will do better in 2014. Ideas proposed on IRC include advertising, finding a generous sugar daddy, playing the lottery, and selling synthetic marijuana. Also worth considering is that even though raising awareness of the site through word of mouth and Operation Infamous is embarrassing and socially isolating, it will attract more people who will (hopefully) put money in our cup. And clicking on the ads in our e-store helps a bit too.

Count to a million fiasco
On July 29th, 2013; the infamous Count to a million thread which is popular for it's time wasting appeal was locked by Frosty in what could be said as "an action of gay gay gay proportions." ~~Several~~ Just three users took to the streets to protest this decision, angry that their only source of time wasting has been taken by one gay snowman; of course, they didn't protest or anything so nothing notable happened.

When we asked Frosty about this, he responded "This is to make sure people edit in the mainspace like they're supposed to, for so long very few edits have taken place in mainspace and it seems like the most popular thing here is that blasted thread. I feel like I've made the perfect choice." However, TheHappySpaceman and co-partner in crime Kırby think otherwise; claiming that "This is just so Frosty can get the "gayest person in the world" award; we've made attempts to make the thread viable by contributing comics and other stuff and to mock all of our attempts, that's gay indeed. Even gayer than Mr. Winkler's F."

Everybody else is oddly not disturbed by this recent conundrum; knowing full well that the thread will be open in a week. "It's nice that we have a motivation to edit mainspace, I was getting tired posting numbers in an attempt to reach a million. Hey, maybe I'll make a featured article in a week." said a random Uncyclopedian. Okay, so it's not much of a fiasco as we portrayed it to be but two people are pissed off and that at least has to make it a mini-fiasco right? As of writing, TheHappySpaceman and Matthlock are currently planning to write a mainspace article, presumably with lots of gay jokes.

UnDroid
For eons, an Uncyclopedia Android app was only a pipe dream. Maybe like two weeks ago. Thankfully, it's now a reality. The app, developed by some guy you've never heard of named Jude Pereira, can be found here. It's free in exchange for money and referring your friends to download the app. The app also has many exciting features such as AutoTypo 1.0, which shrinks the keypad and allows you to create typos faster than ever before, and Zoom 0.8, an innovative feature allowing you to make large things small and small things large. It's truly revolutionary technology, and it's completely free. So download it, use it, and be somebody.

Biopic
In this Biopic we examine the trials and tribulations of Fakehater who, with a few uploads under his belt (however that works), is taking audio requests in the Village Dump. He says he enjoys proofreading, doing audio, and based on his userpage, The Goonies. He is also into older women but, like most UnNews reporters, he has little to offer any dignified, diabetic septuagenarian. Embarrassingly, his IRC nickname is "arsenic_x", which we're pretty sure is what created the Powerpuff Girls.

From The Logs
• 20:53, July 19, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Lemonpie (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Infinite ‎ (just fuck off pls)
• 17:13, July 19, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of -3600 seconds ‎ (how many dicks could a dick sucker suck if a dick sucker could suck dick?)
• 11:41, July 1, 2013 Lyrithya (Talk | contribs) blocked Lyrithya (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 31 millennia, 6 centuries, 8 decades, 8 years, 269 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes and 3 seconds ‎ (Better number of nines)

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Katy Perry hit generator (10/0)

From The Forums
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UnSignpost News
You are probably noticing that the UnSignpost looks a little bit different. That's because it is. If you don't like it then that's just, like, your opinion and stuff man.

IRC Quote
[13:35] <DogTheColourful> I WILL FUCK YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR MOTHER DOWN

Anton (talk) 13:29, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Did I know you?

I may have known you... But I don't remember... It's been a long time. ANYWAYS. I am me and you are you. You know more than me in most things (my person anatomy, Pokemon and Twilight Zone aside) so I have been sent here by Lyrithya or however you spell it to gain some knowledge. What the hell happened to encyclopaedia and why is there a new site. I GOT BACK AND EVERYONE WAS GONE. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:45, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Right-o. I think I may have met you before. Or not. I don't know. What happened was that Wikia was changing policies quite a lot. They wanted, amongst other things, to become more family-friendly. So, since we felt we were going in different directions, and had the resources at the time, we decided to move Uncyclopedia to our own hosting. Theoretically this is the community's server we're on now. Funded by donations and such. So in January we did that. Except a few people got upset about that, and didn't like that we were doing that, so they stayed with Wikia's version. Wikia always keeps their version of a website up when some community decides to leave. I'm not sure why they do that, but they don't ever seem willing to remove one. Similar stuff happened with Darthipedia and Illogicopedia. Anyway, now we're here, doing stuff here. All the stuff from before is still here and now all the new stuff too! Personally, I'm very aroused. I hope that answers your question? -RA HB 04:56, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

That answers everything but one thank you. Why the hell is this convo centred? (PS I am aroused too ;)) --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 05:00, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed that. Some idiot didn't close his center tag on the new unsignpost. But that's fixed now. Shame, too, because that was also slightly arousing. -RA HB 05:01, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

I tried to fix it but then I realized that I don't remember how to do very much on this site... That and the template changed a tad and I'm too arous... er- distracted by its shininess. -Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 05:03, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, everything's super shiny now. We've been walking around with a can of shiny paint and just spraying the shit out of everything. -RA HB 05:05, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

THATS FASCINATING! Though I don't seem to understand how spraying sh*t with shiny paint removes it... Does it cover the stench too? --05:08, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

After a while, yes. Once the paint solidifies. -RA HB 05:09, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

That sounds like a hideous process --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 05:13, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Hideous...or terrifying?! -RA HB 05:21, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Either way, it arouses me --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 05:23, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Very good. I'm going to like you. -RA HB 05:34, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Does that imply that you dont already? Man, tough to please. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 18:18, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Did I say "like"? I meant that I'm a robot and I have no concept of emotions. It's quite distressing. Or it would be, if I knew what that was. -RA HB 04:01, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

Robots are hot. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 02:52, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. -RA HB 05:54, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Robots think? I thought they just compute. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 16:50, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Denza Spampost^tm. --This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose>

<option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>DWIII's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's DWIII has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>

Dear RAHB,

Zombiebaron's a big bully, and he banned me, but for the wrong reason. He banned me for editing his page, I wanted him to ban because I'm sexy. So, I'm wondering if you can give me a 10-minute time-out for being sexy. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:26, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm not playing this shitty game. -RA HB 03:59, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?CANIPLAY?... whew... but can I play plz? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:30, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

Stay outta it, Dungeon! -- MagicBus All aboard! 18:49, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

FUCK YOU, MY NAME IS DENZA YA WHORE. NOW WEAR ME SOME SKIRTS! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 09:37, 13 August 2013 (UTC)(I WILL spank you)

HEY!

WHY THE BALLS DOES DENZA GET AN AWARD BUT I DON'T!?!? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 21:38, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Denza performs sexual favors for me. -RA HB 21:59, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

I was going to mention that... But then I remembered how much better I was at it than he is. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 00:31, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

Precisely. So the award in meaningless in your case, we all know how good you are. -RA HB 02:13, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

What do you mean we all know? You think I just SLEEP AROUND like some sort of slut? I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH MISTREATMENT. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 19:32, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

RAHB gives me special rewards if I promise to not give any of the other admins special favors! --ShabiDOO 21:45, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

Jump, Shabidoo! Catch the sugar cube! Good booooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! -RA HB 03:04, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

What a whore. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 11:59, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm in a library

So, my internet has been out at my house since Monday. Poor timing as of course I was gonna spend this week setting up FFW for next week. I can come back to the library in the afternoons but someone else is gonna have to set up FFW. You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 18:19, 22 August 2013 (UTC)

Alright, I'll try to set it up, or I'll get someone else to do it. When were we planning on starting it again? -RA HB 01:02, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

Monday. I think we should use the model outlined at the top of this page. -- The Zombiebaron 20:05, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

Alright, looks good to me. I'll set up the FFW page tonight and start getting everyone ready. -RA HB 20:13, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

I got it started: Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week -- The Zombiebaron 20:14, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

Ah, sexy. All that leaves now is burning the wiki to the ground. It's getting me positively hard. -RA HB 20:16, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

I want a copy back of...

I would like to have some revisions of King of monsters (the one that I created yesterday) put in my userspace. Newman66 (talk) 13:25, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

Right-o, here you go. -RA HB 13:31, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

What?

I've only been working on my articles lately what do you mean?

You're spamming the "Real Nigga Seal Of Approval" all over the place. Stop it. -RA HB 15:49, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Please click here

and set the expiry to infinite. Thank you very much. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:34, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Thanks! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:38, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

No problem. -RA HB 21:39, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Expired FFW

Pokémon (video games series) but Llwy-al-lawr or whatever his name is contested the deletion. Seeing as I can't remove the tag myself, I'll leave it up to you to decide with regards to the article whether you would like to execute it, banish it to Illogicopedia, or salvage it. ｡◕‿◕｡ 22:59, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Oh no, no no no! Ask Zombiebaron, he knows stuff about things. -RA HB 23:02, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

User talk:Zombiebaron#我的天啊！｡◕‿◕｡ 23:15, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Qzekrom, Llwy-ar-lawr - she, not he. Anton (talk) 19:27, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Dear Qzekrom and Anton, #1 Llwy-ar-lawr is my Welsh princess and #2 Fuck RAHB's ass, he doesn't want to talk to you like ever. Thanks and have a super friendly unfrustrating day Madclaw @ ^talk 19:36, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Why do you say that she is your Welsh princess? Just because she talked to you? Anton (talk) 20:17, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Oh, wait, has she ever talked to you? (Search but no see) Anton (talk) 20:19, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Don't worry Anton. You can still be my Welsh princess. -RA HB 20:27, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

(edit conflict) I don't quite understand that comment either. In fact, I must confess that I am not really Welsh; I may speak the language and have the flag in my signature, but that is all.

Back on the topic, or relatively close to it, I think maybe the fact that the article is protected should tell us something. If it's deleted, what will replace it? Something, to be sure, but will it really be any better than what we have? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:30, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

I have no idea. Please don't make me have an opinion on it. Those frighten me ;_; -RA HB 20:33, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Llwy-ar-lawr even though you're not Welsh, will you still be my princess? Madclaw @ ^talk 20:56, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Ok. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:01, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Please click here

And set the expiry time to infinite.

Then I will be able to say that Uncyclopedia is not fair. Anton (talk) 20:22, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

What? Why? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:30, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

It's Anton pleading for gay sex with a oily Norwegian. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:47, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

I posted a lot of shock and gore images to uncyc

Now that I have your attention, please unban Flameviper He wishes to contribute again, and says he has improved. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 08:17, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

U gay

:)

--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:07, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Unbanning on Wikia.

Could you unban me on the Wikia Uncyclopedia and let me return on there before September 23rd? I knew what I did with that template was not right. Could you please? Newman66 (talk) 13:24, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

If you gaze at the Worst 100 reflections on 2013 in the wikia, you'll see that RAHB deopped himself there. I'd ask anyone on the UN:AA list who is both opped here, and there. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 16:31, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Never mind. I'll call Frosty now, as he is re-promoted to the admin, autopatrolled, and rollback rights on Wikia. Newman66 (talk) 17:45, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

lol, hopping wikis to request early unbannings. -RA HB 18:48, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Denza Pops in to make a comment about the preceeding, and then asks for a cup of sugar.--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:51, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Let me get straight to the point

I wanted to upload a newer version of the File:Button sig.png but since it's protected, I can't do that so will you be the admin to upload the latest version of the file? I've already uploaded one so you'll just have to save this image to your computer and then replace File:Buttton sig.png with it. It's not really important to be done quickly so take your time if you decide that you want to help me. --Mimo &maxus 21:08, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Right-o, new version uploaded. I don't know if somebody with a better handle on those sorts of things will have an issue and change it back, but it looks pretty good to me so I went ahead with it. -RA HB 08:20, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Alright. Now you can delete File:New button.png because it's a duplicate of the other file. --Mimo &maxus 08:32, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Done and done. -RA HB 08:36, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Great. Thanks! --Mimo &maxus 08:39, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

article whisperer collab

'ello, rahb. i was wondering if you'd have any interest in entering the collaborative challenge section of this week's writing contest with me. i see it as a good excuse to get back to writing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:56, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Well, although I do have a history of being terrible at collaborations, I find myself titillated by the thought. Consider yourself partner'd! -RA HB 07:50, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

superb! any thoughts for what sort of category we might tackle? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:13, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

I honestly have no idea just now. Anything you've got in mind? I'll pretty much go for anything that doesn't have to do with politics. -RA HB 09:06, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

hm, in the spirit of the competition i say we should grab one of the Special:WantedPages, as they seem to be the most needed. how about Alien, or WTF? or we could go for the gold. or if you see another one that jumps out at you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:45, 2 October 2013 (UTC)

Hmmm, well, Beer, Food, Pie, Baseball, Sheep and Police are jumping out at me on that list. But perhaps we should go for the the gold. Quite an undertaking, but I'd rather anything we come up with be there in place of anything that 99% of future visitors are likely to come up with. -RA HB 05:41, 2 October 2013 (UTC)

i think we could have fun with Beer or Baseball. but i am very tempted to have Penis be an actual funny non-immature article, since it is probably what 80% of new visitors to the site type into the search bar first. whichever we choose, it needn't be too long (as we can add to it after the competition which is well underway), and these subjects aren't too hard (at first, anyway). i think with two well-rounded users (such as ourselves) and a long, smooth plan of attack we can spurt past the opposition. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:35, 2 October 2013 (UTC)

Oh Jesus, I didn't realize the entry period is over on Saturday! Okay, we'd better get on this then. Penis it is! Your userspace or mine, baby? -RA HB 02:24, 3 October 2013 (UTC)

yeah, it's certainly sneaking up. meet you at User:Gerrycheevers/Penis (we can discuss strategy on the talk page). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:21, 3 October 2013 (UTC)

You just deleted vagina

Great email to pop up while my boss was looking at my phone. Nominally Humane! 05:56 01 Oct

Happy to be of service! -RA HB 05:57, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

My only regret is that the emails don't refer to it as being "huffed" Nominally Humane! 06:00 01 Oct

Oh dear...if only I had a time machine. Yes, that is the first thing I would change if I had a time machine. My country's government just shut down and I'm most disappointed about a vagina joke that wasn't as ostentatious as possible. I think this makes me a rather well-adjusted human being. -RA HB 06:04, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

If it had been a penis joke it would have stood up much more. Nominally Humane! 09:04 03 Oct

I think you're giving yourself too much credit again, Pup. Or did your doctor give you a refill on that Cial1s... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Oct 4 '13 22:36 (UTC)

He gave me some blue pills to take between the red and the violet ones. I'm going through the rainbow of pharmaceutical flavours. Nominally Humane! 11:07 04 Oct

Flavors?! Are you telling me medicine is flavored?! Like sodee-pop! No excuse not to go see the doctor now. -RA HB 23:23, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

Wakkoswish123 here

What did I do wrong that caused a ban?--95.28.163.82 21:19, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

Edit warring with other users, constantly changing templates and images for your own needs without looking at all of the pages that link to those and will be immediately changed and thrown out of context by your changes, even after I've warned you. Continuing on your furry crusade instead of contributing actual humor. -RA HB 21:22, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

Why didn't you just say so? I'll post REAL humor and shit, and I'll be a bit less evil. (still, you should've checked the candy crush page, c'mon, I was making bestiality jokes!)--96.47.226.22 21:28, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

I've just said so many times, and so have other users. I'll shorten your ban to a week if you behave. -RA HB 23:06, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

I presume this is ban evasion with the IP Anon edit. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions 22:03, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

You presume wrong. -RA HB 23:06, 1 October 2013 (UTC)

I've changed my whole self over the couple days. Goodbye Wakkoswish123, Hello NeXT! Now 100% faggotry free! (Note: Will not spread furryness, ever!)--NeXT (talk) 22:18, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

If you like. I would've preferred you waited out the ban. But I'll just watch you for a while instead. -RA HB 22:34, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

Open my userpage, and click the NeXT logo. Please tell me if the page needs help. I'm still working on it. The contradictions are intentional.--NeXT (talk) 22:37, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah...it needs a lot of help. -RA HB 22:47, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

You can mess with the pony article if ya want. I won't hate you for changing it.--NeXT (talk) 02:27, 5 October 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, I would but I really don't know very much about the show. Just make sure you think out each joke, maybe read some old features to get an idea of some polished writing, and then it's trial and error. -RA HB 07:53, 5 October 2013 (UTC)

Class A Mr-Ex777 ALERT!

Faggotry needs to be modified to remove all anti-furry shit. Uncyclopedia's supposed to be funny, not gay and retarded. Brony hate accepted.--NeXT (talk) 03:25, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

I see, so you've arbitrarily decided that something derogatory of furries is absolutely blasphemous, because you like furries, but that something derogatory of bronies is totally okay, because you don't like bronies, and we should adopt your personal philosophy for our entire website and everything in it. Sure. Let me do that for you. That'll totally be no problem. -RA HB 03:29, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

1. I was a brony before Ha$bro fucked it all up, and 2. The Furry article I'm revising. I'll make it available on my userpage.--NeXT (talk) 03:37, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

1) I don't give a fuck, either everything is open for criticism or nothing is. So I won't be "removing all anti-furry shit" any more than I'll be "removing all anti-George Bush shit" or "removing all anti-Hitler shit". 2) Yes, put it in your userspace, and modify it significantly before you attempt to put it back in the mainspace. It was deleted for a reason. -RA HB 03:40, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Please edit mr-ex777's page "Faggotry" since it needs so much cleanup it probably would need 5000 words to describe it.--NeXT (talk) 05:24, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I thought I made myself clear earlier that I won't be doing that. -RA HB 05:32, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Wapanese

Since you've mostly been dealing with NeXT, I thought I'd ask you permission to revert the page to his version. I liked his version better than what was there before because the tone seemed more encyclopedic, though I think it would still need more work. What do you think? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:46, 11 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, looks like probably a good idea. I look forward to Mr-ex's hamfisted attempt at convincing me this is a wiki conspiracy to take attention away from the Ultimate Faggotry. -RA HB 02:05, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

I have restored NeXT's version. I don't know where to go from here though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:10, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure it isn't a VFD candidate. Personally I'm not very familiar with the subject matter enough for doing anything to it myself. It's a rather derogatory sort of deal in its nature though. -RA HB 02:12, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

Userfy article The SKuNK

Can you please undelete the The SKunK article and move it to User:FokkerTISM/The SKuNK? Thanks! FokkerTISM (talk) 10:46, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

I would love to do that but it looks like that page has never existed and never been deleted. Maybe the title is different? -RA HB 22:00, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

Done. You're a crappy admin, RAHB. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Oct 19 '13 1:18 (UTC)

Thanks! FokkerTISM (talk) 06:24, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

RAHB. Could you please undelete the article The bridge beyond the horn of the trembling Mongolian Unicorn wand of eternal samurai enchantment VIII part 1 ? --ShabiDOO 04:17, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

Somebody deleted that? What the hell, that was a great article. I love the section about the guitar made of skin. -RA HB 04:43, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

I was banned from the IRC

So yeah. Can you unban me please if it's possible?--NeXT (talk) 04:39, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Well, you were being a dick, not listening to anyone who told you you were being a dick, generally lack the capacity to learn how not to be a dick, and generally suck at anything that involves Uncyclopedia. You didn't heed my previous warnings about changing your behavior, so why exactly should I unban you from the IRC, and in fact, why shouldn't I ban you from the wiki again? -RA HB 04:42, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

I was on some type of medication, I will stop the funny business. I changed the word "furfag" in the Wapanese article to "niggers and jews". That I don't do too much.--NeXT (talk) 04:45, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Please stop editing any article that has to do with furries, Japanese culture, anime, My Little Pony, hentai, Rule 34, Candy Crush, or any article written by Mr-ex. In fact, stop editing other people's articles. You're not making any friends doing that. "I was on some type of medication" is also a terrible excuse. -RA HB 04:48, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Okay then. I have a question before I politely wave goodbye. Do you think [1] is a good video to put in a furry article? It is a video of the Satanic sacrifice and blood orgy from the Woodland Critter Christmas South Park episode.--NeXT (talk) 04:51, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Why would you put a video in an article? -RA HB 04:54, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

A funny video of someone singing "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" was in one of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA articles a bunch of edits ago.--NeXT (talk) 04:56, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

I do not even understand how your mind works. -RA HB 05:00, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

I have Asperger's. That's why I apparently am confusing.--NeXT (talk) 05:03, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

If you say so. -RA HB 05:04, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Hey Rahb...do you mind if i put my money making blog about glossy black lipstick in the article about Exoplanets? --ShabiDOO 05:08, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Dude yes. Get that shit in there. It's super relevant. -RA HB 05:09, 23 October 2013 (UTC)'

I think ShabiDoo is trying to show what I'm like to other people. *waves bye*--NeXT (talk) 05:38, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Yes. It's something called satire, which is sort of the entire purpose of Uncyclopedia. -RA HB 06:15, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

If it's ok I reverted the 'furfags -> niggers and jews' edit. I think furries are more relevant and it doesn't improve to edit it that way. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 06:22, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Yes, thanks, forgot to do that myself : ) -RA HB 06:26, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

HEY RAHB!

Bewbs is what you want from me? But anyway, anime bewbs. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 13:42, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Redirects

When I move my pages I click for there not to be a redirect. But is there still some page that I'm supposed to put on qvfd? --ShabiDOO 01:15, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Nope! If you don't leave a redirect then the page is burned with fire and balance is restored to the universe. -RA HB 01:18, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Cool innit? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:20, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Oh. What was that easter rabbit page that was huffed? --01:31, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Broken redirect to some other page that got deleted recently. -RA HB 01:46, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

Are you calling me a liar Mister??? --ShabiDOO 02:05, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

I'm calling you to the bedroom, sweetie. -RA HB 02:07, 28 October 2013 (UTC)

God

Thanks RAHB, for your very nice comments. I polished it a bit and hopefully caught some of the misspellings. You are the light of my life, after brown rice. Aleister 29-10

Excellent, glad to be of service in even a minor way. Really quite dig the article. It's got to be one of my favorites in quite a while. If that brown rice don't shine, you got an admirer in the wings with a bouquet of roses. -RA HB 17:46, 29 October 2013 (UTC)

I am fake humbled, so thank you. You may be one of the only people who will "get" the page. On the other site it's got a score of 0.5. Some of the descriptions in the intro are based on the Kabbalah and its top-point (supposedly, some trainings put two "things" above it) of Kether (sp? I should link it to the page somewhere, have never looked at the Wikipedia pages on the K's). This was a page I wrote and polished at times I was on grass, and next time I indulge (I'm taking a week off) maybe I'll polish it again, and then polish the page. Aleister Devil's Night 2012

p.s. moments later - on a quick look the Kabbalah page on Wikipedia seems pretty good, at least it's long and varied. My main teacher - Goddess rest his mortal remains until the crows come - used the Kabbalah as his main personal descriptive reference for everything else, although he did not teach it specifically, and his map of the thing is far and away the best I've come across.

Heh, I figured it were something like that. Not something I know terribly a lot about but I was able to piece together the context. I'll certainly read more about it and check the page again to see what else hits me from the extra knowledge. Without it certainly worked well, with I'm sure it'll be that much nicer. -RA HB 20:03, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

Could you, please, transport several of my articles here?

I think admins are allowed to do this. At least, that's what you said on my user page. So, if it is possible and if you decide to do it, I would like Normandy, Brittany ~~and Cossacks~~, please. Anton (talk) 14:53, 29 October 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, not Cossacks. Anton (talk) 15:01, 29 October 2013 (UTC)

You can do it yourself, just cut and paste. I put all my pages on both sides of the isle, and then I polish them on one site and move the entire page to the other again. Aleister on the beach with coconuts and hash oil to rub on my skin

Well yes, both of these are true. When moving an article from one of the other uncycs, I'm only requiring using the proper import function if the person importing is not the original author or if there are contributions to the page from other editors that wouldn't go given credit by copy-pasting. However, I don't mind the import function in this case either, just for the sake of full accuracy (Just like our news service! Fully accurate or your money back!) So I'll gladly do that for you, but I'm a bit strapped for time at the moment so I'll have to get to it when I come back home tonight. If any other admins see this during that time, please take care of that, otherwise I'll get it as soon as I'm back. -RA HB 17:40, 29 October 2013 (UTC)

Then I will either wait, or just copy&paste. Anton (talk) 17:50, 29 October 2013 (UTC)

the only problem is if pictures don't exist here which are on the page, and then it's a matter of uploading them. In Soviet Russia pictures upload you. Aleister 29-10

They certainly do. And the pages are imported and images uploaded now. Have a Canadian penny. -RA HB 02:31, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

Thank you! Anton (talk) 16:40, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

I notice Spike has edited some of these imported pages and those edits show up in his contributions, even though he's never edited this wiki. For some reason I find this really funny. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:35, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

Funny? Feature! Anton (talk) 18:40, 30 October 2013 (UTC)

Spooned by the Fork. --

RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:45, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

Thankfully that pesky dish stopped running away with cutlery. -RA HB 00:08, 6 November 2013 (UTC)

Please take a look at this too. --Mimo &maxus 12:08, 24 November 2013 (UTC)

You might wanna...

...check out the convo at the bottom of Sannse's talk page here. The guy doing the new-member spam may have surfaced, and he's just asking for help. Please treat him like a wayward brother, a sheep in cyberspace. Thanks. Oh, I talked to Funnybony yesterday and he asked about you, and I gave him a glowing report of a man, a plan, and a canal. Aleister

Mmm. Thanks for the heads-up. Doesn't look like our guy though. The new member spam is almost certainly a questionably legal organization charging folks an advertising fee to spam their business information and such over the internet, hoping for the occasional person catching it and buying something or whatever in each batch of spam posts. As can usually be seen from their posts, the text is formatted in a very generic way that they hope applies to the formatting of as many websites as possible (typically they're looking for blog comment sections and the like). Something certainly more insidious than this very vague IP person who's concerned about one specific ban that expires in a couple of months. Will need to get more information out of that guy to find out what the hell he's talking about, but they certainly seem a bit clueless. And for Funnybony please give him my kindest regards (and my finest psychedelic wishes) next time you speak with him : ) -RA HB 21:30, 4 November 2013 (UTC)

Check this out mayn

So in case you didn't yet know, Oranssi Pazuzu released new album last month :D I saw there are some download links but didn't test their workability yet but... Now you at least know of this, listened it from youtube and sounds pretty fucking amazing Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:35, 11 November, 2013 (UTC)

Oh fuck. Good call! I'm going to find and download this right now. -RA HB 00:39, 12 November 2013 (UTC)

HELLO RAHB

I'm awesome --XReaper (talk) 14:27, 12 November 2013 (UTC)

Blocks

Namely, the ones you just made. I thought you might like to know that Bizzeebeever removed two because he doesn't think there is sockpuppetry, and I'd like to know how sure you are that the accounts are socks. If you haven't checkusered them to be sure, may I suggest that you think about undoing them? Just a thought. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:27, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Yes, there was some kind of edit summary thing fooling me. I'll run a checkuser. -RA HB 00:29, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:43, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Right, that's done. Incidentally, Checkuser is kind of fun. -RA HB 00:48, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Seeing things other people can't see is fun. At least that's what I find.

Since AngerudSeig917 won't be able to work on his article before the ICU expires, should it be userspaced or something or does this not matter? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:35, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

If it gets deleted in the meantime he can always ask for a copy back. And RAHB, why haven't you held a VFS so spoony-floor can become admin? Nominally Humane! 03:19 21 Nov

I seem to recall him saying we don't need more admins. Whether we do or not I can't say. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:00, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

I'll userspace it once the ICU expires, in case he appeals the ban or something. As for VFS, we do admin votes in the forums now. Last one didn't turn out so well, but that one was proposed by Denza, so who knows : P -RA HB 04:04, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. You probably have enough admins given the amount of edits from anons and noobs here, but it may be worth while given a few admins have become less regular here. I blame a low fibre diet, myself. Nominally Humane! 04:44 21 Nov

Yeah, we just don't have the budget for Activia. Jamie Lee Curtis will be the end of us. -RA HB 04:46, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

On a more serious note, could someone please look at this? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:51, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Stuff

File:Flag_of_Japan.svg still exists even though it was deleted because it's from Wikimedia Commons, which is not our site. (We use Instant Commons.) Not sure if this is a bug, or simply a feature which MediaWiki sites demanded with the insistence of an Ex-Lax-overdose-prompted bowel movement until the developers indulged them. Also, some things I have noted by constantly stalking you on IRC and obsessively reading your talk page:

Frank Zappa is your God
Real God is going to be angry with you when he finds this out
XReaper is awesome
Puppy on the Radio has a reluctant colon
The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball begins on November 28th. (!)
I have no life.

Thank you for your prompt attention to these penguins. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 18:56 (UTC)

My semi-colon has a hair-pin trigger though. Nominally Humane! 04:02 22 Nov

Offended

THANKS FOR YOUR CONSERN OVER THAT PAGE. WERE YOU OFFENDED BY THAT LINK? IF SO TAKE THE TIME TO SCROLL SLOWLY DOWN THE PAGE. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 16:07, 2 December 2013 (UTC)

October 2013 UotM...I think?

	Uncyclopedian of the Month October?! 2013

Congratulations! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 6 '13 2:10 (UTC)

are you on now?

If so, could you fix the code on Template:Main page header (breaking the news is the problem). AND, any chance you can unprotect this page so I can mess around with it? Leverage (talk) 10:48, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

I can't see any problems with it as such, but if you'd like to have a go at it I could unprotect it for you. Let me know when you're around again and I'll go ahead and do that. -RA HB 16:34, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

I am online now, watching TV and stuff. The current problem is "breaking the news" does not have an </option> thing. Leverage (talk) 17:04, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Oh okay, found that and fixed it. Is there anything else you'd like to mess around with on there still? -RA HB 17:06, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

No, I just wanted the freedom to add some when I thought them up. Leverage (talk) 17:08, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Ah indeed. I think I'll unprotect it and then we'll see if it doesn't attract vandals or whatever, so feel free to edit it. If bad stuff starts happening I'll have to protect it again but for now I don't see a problem with it. -RA HB 17:19, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Happy Easter RAHB

Just wanted to wish you a happy easter. Also...it might be a good idea to change the site notice. Something like:

Vote away and help us choose the Uncyclopedian, Writer, and Top 10 of 2013.

Also...I think you me and MadMax should play a game of contract bridge when we meet next in Sumatra. --ShabiDOO 18:12, 1 January 2014 (UTC)

I told you I was never going back to Sumatra. What that prostitute did to me was unthinkable. -RA HB 22:17, 5 January 2014 (UTC)

You're just sour because we beat you in only one hand (or was it two...or four)? --ShabiDOO 07:19, 6 January 2014 (UTC)

Sumatran hooker? Was she the one who put the Ghost pepper in your butt? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Jan 6 '14 9:56 (UTC)

No, she was the one who teamed up with Shabidoo to beat me at cribbage. I told him I didn't know how to play cribbage, but then he got me drunk. I probably shouldn't say anymore. -RA HB 05:29, 8 January 2014 (UTC)

RAHB...could you please put up on the site notice that there are only two more days left to nominate Top 10 of 2013 please? --ShabiDOO 06:40, 8 January 2014 (UTC)

Okay. I did it. God, I feel so dirty now. And so....alive! -RA HB 10:03, 8 January 2014 (UTC)

If you could my dear...would you change the header to Vote for Top 10 of 2013 ??? please --ShabiDOO 12:13, 11 January 2014 (UTC)

You always know just what to say to put a tent in my pants. -RA HB 21:12, 11 January 2014 (UTC)

UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire

What program did you use to make the backing of UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire? figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 21:01, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

I actually found the karaoke version on some torrent site. I also cut-spliced it a bit in REAPER to match up with the written lyrics. -RA HB 22:14, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

FURAHB!

Sorry, but the purpose of the deleted: {{Top10of2013}} is to serve as the template for the top ten articles of 2013, in a more modern feel (see {{Ape-Shit Crazy}} to see what I, The Right Honourable ~, am talking about.) 19:13, 21 January 2014 (UTC)

We'll take care of the templates when the voting is over. We already have people tasked with doing that. -RA HB 00:41, 22 January 2014 (UTC)

Okay. Voting is finally over. Please do a template. 174.138.204.54 17:38, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

Just stop it. We're tired of this, ok? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:21, 31 Jan 2014

Done! 209.221.90.250 14:49, 4 February 2014 (UTC)

Nope. you're blocked too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:02, 4 Feb 2014

Hiya

In the name of Frank Zapa, I request autopatrolled rights for Kavlozs. He'd been proofreading articles on the Wikia site and it seems like he's decided to move here. --Mimo &maxus 17:06, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

How could I resist such a plea? Wish granted. -RA HB 17:32, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

Mr-ex removed my VFD request and ranted on my talkpage.

Sorry if I'm wrong, but I'm sure he broke the rules because he removed my VFD request without him being an admin or Poopsmith. I'm 99% sure he has no right to remove a VFD request I made. He, in my opinion, belongs on 4chan/ED with his anti-furry ranting and such. Please do something to resolve this problem when you have the time to do so.-NeXT (talk) 18:16, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

this is not how you make a vfd nomination.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!!

18:23, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

So fix it then, I guess. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:17, 31 Jan 2014

Rollback Custom Change Summary

I don't know if you have this here already or not, but I imported several Furry's javascript files and there is now User:Anton199/customRollback.js which allows a custom change summary while rollbacking if you add importScript( "User:Anton199/customRollback.js" ); to your personal JavaScript file (User:Yourname/common.js). So, if it doesn't exist at this site, maybe it can be added to UN:HAX? Anton (talk) 15:49, 9 February 2014 (UTC)

Maybe.

I think it may not work right though because you've still got a 'furry' in it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:42, 9 Feb 2014

My cache finally updated itself. It works, but best to check out UN:HAX at the spoon for how to put it in place. BB or Lyr may want to tweak it as well to keep in line with the way things work here, and potentially increase its scope. Nominally Humane! 10:01 09 Feb

Yeah, please direct scripting queries and things to BB and Lyrithya, as well as Spoony who seems to know more than a thing or two about these things. I personally don't know a parse from a function. -RA HB 23:19, 9 February 2014 (UTC)

I know next to nothing about javascript. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:22, 9 Feb 2014

I know next to what Llwy knows about javascript. Anton (talk) 17:51, 10 February 2014 (UTC)

Which is less. Anton (talk) 17:53, 10 February 2014 (UTC)

I know that java script sort of tastes like fermented gummybears on a cold day. --ShabiDOO 18:10, 10 February 2014 (UTC)

You eat javascript? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:16, 10 Feb 2014

No....I've just licked it a couple times. --ShabiDOO 20:59, 10 February 2014 (UTC)

Pervert. Shut up and kiss me. -RA HB 01:48, 11 February 2014 (UTC)

HTML IS NOT PROGRAMMING. --This has been an Idiot Service Announcement from: DungeonSiegeAddict510. Thank you for your time, and please try to have an IQ above <choose>

<option>4</option> <option>20</option> <option>16</option> <option>50</option> <option>3.1415269...</option> <option>PF4Eva's dick size</option> <option>the amount of smart people in Uncyclopedia</option> <option>the number of features Aleister has</option> <option>UHH, WUTS 1+1 ? DURRR</option> <option>GayJewWiki</option> <option>the time's PF4Eva has had sex.(Protip: Fapping doesn't count.) </option>

please sign here and here

I ____ will legally and fully (because I am a stupid idiot) divorce WeinribZ (who is cool and awesome) because I am a cheating whorebag.

Also WeinribZ gets all my cool stuff plus the kids.

Sign Here: ________ Date here: _______ Scale of how cool I am here: 10/10 (filled that one out for you) The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 18:48, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

Dear, WeinribZ

You make me want to vomit out all of my internal organs, mush them down into juice and choke on it.

Life with you has been a living hell and you are the reason I developed my pill addiction.

I hope you die in a fire.

P.S. Luv ya sexxxy, letz hook up 2nite

-RA HB 01:34, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Kup Teraz! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:18, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Are you a musician?

Who is that musician that you replaced from the original Uncyclopedia logo?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:57, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

Well obviously that's Captain Beefheart

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B

CUN

VFH

Whoring

More Whoring

at 19:08, Monday 14 April 2014 -

-- The Zombiebaron 19:14, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

Do you like the song "96 Tears"?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:41, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

I like the song 96 Quite Bitter Beings. -RA HB 00:42, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Cromagnon

RAHB,on YouTube search up the 1969 Avant-Garde song "Caledonia" by Cromagnon. It is like Captain Beefheart on even more acid,and I'm sure you'll enjoy the futuristic psychedelia and somewhat metal type taste of that song.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:16, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, Cromagnon is cool. -RA HB 03:25, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Do you like "I Put a Spell on You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:48, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, Cromagnon is cool. -RA HB 04:11, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Jeremy

Ever seen the music video for Pearl Jam's "Jeremy"?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 16:47, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, Cromagnon is cool. -RA HB 02:44, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

All-purpose responses are the best, aren't they? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:00, 16 Apr 2014

Yeah, Cromagnon is cool : D -RA HB 03:08, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

Stop repeating the same damn thing over and over RAHB or George Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger will hack into your account.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 17:34, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

And then we'll have to block you because your account is compromised. Isn't that how it goes? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:45, 16 Apr 2014

Yeah, blocking me because my account was compromised is cool. -RA HB 01:03, 17 April 2014 (UTC)

Almost as cool as Cromagnon. Madclaw @ ^talk 16:53, 27 April 2014 (UTC)

Unprotect the "An appeal from Uncyclopedia Mother, Codine's Mum" for me when you can

I want to make one tiny change to it. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:20, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

Can't you just tell us what the change is? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:35, 28 Apr 2014

Never mind, I made the change. Something about making the change yourself so you could be in the limelight, I think. Contributing funny content to an article that got featured seems like a bigger accomplishment, though, and that you've already done. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:08, 28 Apr 2014

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news

Woop Woop! it's the sound of the ~~Police~~ UnSignpost!

5 May 2014 • Issue #201 • Archives • Press Room

Some headline to make this awful story by an inexperienced editor seem important and newsworthy

By Llwy-ar-lawr
So it seems nothing much goes on these days that's really newsworthy. Sure things happen, new users stop by, edit a while then leave, people write things, but...nothing really notable, you know. But we won't write an entire article about how nothing's happening and how depressing that is because, well, it's depressing, you know? So we're going to tell you about one thing the author - in her extreme vanity - thinks is worthy of reporting and make it seem like that's important and trick you into caring, when you'd really much rather be playing video games or (gasp) writing an article.

This forum resulted in our acquiring a new admin, Llwy-ar-lawr, who is still all over the place just like she was before but now shows up in different places and is making this slow website go a little faster to hide how slow it is (we hope). There are rumours that she sleeps sometimes, but they have yet to be verified. She also happens to be writing this text right now, which is a terrible conflict of interest so we can't say any more on the matter; this means we will distract you with more pointless drivel about nothing. Now back to our regularly scheduled commercials, which we've forgotten to serve you. We bet you were really missing them because they're so yummy and informative. And yellow. That comes from the pee, which is high in nice nutrients like ~~phosgene~~ phosphorus...we think. Probably. We're telling it to you as a fact, though, because we're never wrong.------------

Retro Week happens

By Anton199

The Retro Week organisers combat Uncyclopedia's liberal minds.

Uncyclopedians, rejoice! A great victory over the forces of liberalism has been won!

We, the Conservative users of Uncyclopedia, have decided that we don't have enough featured in-jokes, clowns, Really Big Trees, user and disambiguation pages, as if we haven’t pulled enough boners (and templates), we are putting all our past ~~glories~~ on our main page, once again, one by one, ten days a week.

Dear readers, only a few days late, the UnSignpost declares the Retro Week open! Applauds!

Originally Shabidoo's very controversial idea, the Retro Week has grown to become the time when all the Uncyclopedia administrators take an official rest from their site work, unless they are also the UnSignpost editors. You don't believe us? Check the recent changes!

So the 2014 Retro Week opened with a really big tree. A very big one. But it is pretty much everything original about it. It pursued with Slender Lorises, that are able to live in wet and dry forests, next - with Template:Boner, which we are not going to use in this UnSignpost, no matter how many times you ask us. Then came the turn of Hardwick Fundelbuggy's Userpage, featured not because it was funny, but because its author had written a lot of funny stuff (following this logic we can feature sandboxes and user contributions). Finally, we saw the Fire Hydrant spreading its waters around Uncyclopedia and slowing down - if not destroying - the servers.

Amongst other pros of the Retro Week are the facts that it gives users a good excuse for not voting on VFH for a while, because nobody does this anyway and that it is keeping our main page busy, while we are making an UnSignpost for you.

Thank Sophia, it happens only once a year!

Biopic We haven't managed to get hold of anyone long enough to get sufficient information out of them for a biopic. They always managed to ooze away just in time. Must be that slime that's got into the works.

From The Logs

• 23:35, 1 May 2014 Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) blocked SPIKE (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (does this do what I think it does?)

• 08:07, 17 April 2014 Frosty (talk | contribs) blocked MediaWiki default (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (you can't do that... YOU JUST CAN'T!!)

• 15:09, 10 April 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked 166.216.165.0/24 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Hey! Hey, guess what? I have a BONER for you to gnaa on! Ha ha ha ha ha pwnt.)

Top VFH Competitors

• Breaking Bad Wind (9/0)

• Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike? (9/1)

• UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda (7/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week This is not an article (12/2)

From The Forums

• Retro Week is in session

• This looks interesting

• This looks interesting too

• Shiny stuff

UnSignpost News This is the first UnSignpost issue since August 2013. If that's not news I don't know what is, so stop complaining.

Chat Quote [22:15] <snerk> I just can't help but think that this is a pattern that is indicative of an anarchist takeover.

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:55, 5 May 2014

Llwy-ar-lawr told me that it was okay to edit the Darkness (band) article in main space. Just wanted you to know that.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:57, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

HMC

Your topic for the competition is My porn-free week

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

HAVE FUN!

--ShabiDOO 18:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

Times Up! I think anyway... All pages should be locked now so decree Shabidoo. J F C 02:42. Jun 17

Oh, right-o. Should somebody lock them? -RA HB 02:44, 17 June 2014 (UTC)

If you fancy it. Personally, I think maybe after the judging it would be fun to also just toss the lot straight onto VFH all in one go, and let that have a go at sorting them out. :) J F C 02:49. Jun 17

Do that.

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B

CUN

VFH

Whoring

More Whoring

at 05:52, Tuesday 17 June 2014 -

I second (or third?) that emotion. User:Matthlock/sig2 06:13, 17 June 2014 (UTC)

1rd

You did it.

Your article My Week Without Porn

was so sort of acceptable that most of us decided it would have to do and win.

Which should make your mother as proud as the day you came on her bosses tie! --ShabiDOO 20:36, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

This is the greatest moment of my entire life. -RA HB 06:17, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Even greater than the time you became Perv of the Month? User:Matthlock/sig2 07:14, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

Even greater than the time you gave the president a giraffe pie? --ShabiDOO 09:20, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

Even greater than the time the president awarded me the Giraffe Pie Of The Month. -RA HB 09:40, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

Wow, that's pretty great then. User:Matthlock/sig2 10:09, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

Made with 10% real giraffe!--ShabiDOO 10:27, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

Sounds better than my giraffe pies. Mine are made with fauxraffe skin. User:Matthlock/sig2 11:07, 1 July 2014 (UTC)

May this award be a constant reminder of your squandered writing talent. - B@NZai k!tten

(Meow?)B 08:14, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

As well as a reminder that there is no shortage of strange pictures of monkey eyes on the internet. -RA HB 10:02, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Congrats on the well-earned win and the unsolicited porn you will receive because of it. When the Happy Monkey contest called with its cries from the tree tops you responded with a yelp and growl of you own, and put us all to shame. Nice work! Now go look at porn. Aleister 12:19 2-7-14

Many thanks and many laughs from reading your submission as well. Had I been judging I would have given it the top-est of the marks. -RA HB 12:23, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Yea, yea... You guys all cheated if you ask me (which you didn't). I have noticed a clear pattern in the voting... All the articles which were funny got gooood scores, whereas those articles which were less funny got not so good scores. I think it's obvious that RAHB only won this competition by virtue of writing the funniest article. Hardly fair for the rest of us. :( J F C 12:31. Jul 2

I'm a big cheater and I suck cocks, this is true. But I think the main reason my article won is because it has at least three references to public masturbation. I know what the kids like these days. I've got my finger on the pulse of comedy culture, and comedy culture's pulse wants lots of public masturbation. It is a blessing and a curse. -RA HB 13:10, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

It's true. And yet they continue to arrest and incarcerate those of us innocent victims who are still willing to perform this important public service. J F C 13:23. Jul 2

The man has been trying to keep the proprietors of comedy down since the beginning of time. He may arrest us, he may beat us with comically oversized sticks, and he may imprison our friends in a small jail cell labeled "Comedians", but he will never arrest and/or beat our indomitable human spirit. The indomitable human spirit runs way too fast for the man to catch. -RA HB 13:27, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Hey you still alive?

Floppy long dong from Hong Kong that goes Ching Chong :D --Master Wangs CUNT and proud of it! 05:26, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Hi Wangy! What a nice surprise. My floppy long ching chong dong does in fact stretch all the way to hong kong, thank you so much for mentioning it! How have you been these few months? -RA HB 09:57, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

Frank Zappa fan?

"Valley Girl" and "We're Only in it For the Money" are both great!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 17:22, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

Well that is a sentence I've not heard before. -RA HB 19:27, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

poke

*ahem* Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?:Spay and neuter

Also, since I happen to be here right now I'll just slip in this, this and this if someone could take notice of something and hand out the customary yelling to everyone who needs it, I would be happy, and if you consider a checkuser necessary to shut Madclaw up for good (if that's even possible), go for it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:05, 5 Jul 2014

Name change

Pl0x change my username to Li'l Miss Rarity. Grazzi.

--TheRealSexyFluttershy (talk) 17:08, 21 July 2014 (UTC)

This request seems to have been ignored. If you ask me, you'd be better off sticking to one name, taking some marriage vows and having children with it, but it's not my call. Also, I'm afraid your signature is going to tentacle rape me in the ear. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:56, 29 Jul 2014

It's back! - The UnSignpost

We're delivering it to your door anyways!

25 July 2014 • Issue #202 • Archives • Press Room

UnSignpost: Return of the worst newspaper in history! By Frosty

Uncyclopedia. A kelpy substance.

Uncyclopedia is like a moldy pile of kelp right now. Not a lot of fun is happening right now. Or is it? Well probably not, but the UnSignpost is back! You know that newspaper that occasionally makes appearances on your talkpage that you also totally read. More than ever this newspaper will be uninformative, filled with articles that seem to endlessly ramble on about nothing in particular just to serve as filler and most importantly it will be the newspaper written by barely literate drunks.

Of course, you must ask, will this project actually be happening on any regular basis? You bet! Certain people who are extremely vain, as proven by the writing himself into the article will try and deliver you an UnSignpost every single Friday! That is of course, unless he gets devoured by a moldy pile of kelp. Then it might not happen. Other writers may also take part in this wonderful franchise, but let's face it, it's more likely that you read this entire article through to the end, than people actually write for this place anymore.------------

New admin time By Frosty
Once again we find ourselves in that horrible, horrible mode of electing new administrators for Uncyclopedia. A process that never fails to see at least three users permanently quit the site because of "hurt feelings". But apparently, this time will be different. Although we say that every time, we truly mean it this time. Every drama stirrer will win an all expenses paid trip to RAHB's secret rape dungeon where they will have their anus mercilessly pounded with a stick coated in pieces of broken glass, and to top it off, the glass pieces will have been soaked in the HIV virus before hand.

Serious candidates include Kip the Dip, Mr-ex777 and Leverage; and not so serious candidates include RAHB, vandals from 2008 and DungeonSiegeAddict510 (let's face it, who'd vote for him?). And although newspapers are supposed to be non-bias and non-speculative, if you don't vote for Kip, Mr-ex or Leverage you are a loser. Plain and simple.

Users are all encouraged to vote, because unlike with the presidential election, your vote counts! Further more, not every single candidate is a loser, most of them are, but not all of them. Voting commences on August 1, so get ready for some old fashion in your face ~~comedy~~ tragedy!

Biopic For the first time in 2014, we actually have a biopic! This week's biopic is Banzaikitten, who, is one of the very few new comers of 2014 to not bugger off within 7 days of signing up. We would like to thank SPIKE for his contribution in bringing Banzaikitten closer to us through his "take no prisoners" banning style on Wikia. If it wasn't for this, Banzaikitten would never have quit Wikia and joined us at the chosen Uncyclopedia. Please take a moment to thank Banzaikitten for being one of the very, very, VERY few users to join in recent times.

From The Logs

• 14:56, 23 July 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) changed block settings for 184.7.86.140 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (I've decided to use lube. You should feel so lucky.)

• 00:55, 19 July 2014 Frosty (talk | contribs) blocked 184.7.81.56 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (Chronic sock wanking and being a really shit vandal.)

• 14:41, 1 July 2014 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked 23.105.212.133 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (I’m coming at you like a dark horse)

Top VFH Competitors

• F4 (10/0)

• Potatoe (10/0)

• Bidet (10/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week You Are Gay (13/0)

From The Forums

• Well, do you?

• Goes without saying, this is Uncyclopedia.

• Good riddance!

• Oh boy...

UnSignpost News If you've read the UnSignpost all the way to this point, you need help. Seriously.

Chat Quote [17:12] You have been disconnected. Attempting to reconnect for you...

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:34, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost

We're delivering it to your door anyways!

01 August 2014 • Issue #203 • Archives • Press Room

...And they're off! By Frosty

Just as lame and boring as a horse race, except without the gambling.

Predictably (and because let's face it, nothing else is happening on the site), the admin election takes the lead story. For those of you living under a rock and those that are just plain slow, Kip the Dip is leading the race by far (+19) and should win be a few lengths, this is definitely because of how hard his jockey is riding him. Cat the Colourful is trailing at second with +13, followed by Leverage at +8 and Banzaikitten at +6. Other notable mentions include Aleister, Mr-ex777, Lost Labyrinth Mattsnow and DungeonSiegeAddict510 who have all succeeded in avoiding the highly embarrassing score of getting +1 or less. Feel free to message the losers with negative scores and point and laugh a lot hahaha.

It shuld be no surprise that the page has been mercilessly trolled with other complete joke nominations including The Chief of AIDS and The Zombie of AIDS.

If you haven't been to the forum yet to cast your vote, do it today! Uncyclopedia admin elections: Twice the drama, half the fat!------------

VFH smells By Frosty
This story is nothing short of a PSA, circle-jerking with traces of vote whoring in as well. If you are reading this, you should vote on VFH. VFH voting takes very effort and makes it, at the very least appear, that we have active users. So get down there some time today and vote on all the articles. Some might say you need to actually read them first, well this is (probably) a good idea, but do bear in mind that we don't actually know if you've read it or not. And unlike, when you didn't read Hamlet in your 9th grade English class there is not going to be a surprise test on the matter.^{[citation needed]}

You should also go vote on Frosty's article(s) currently on VFH, it's the least you could do after he SINGLE HANDEDLY wrote this terrible newspaper for you. If you don't, the length of his e-penis will decrease considerably all because he didn't get another feature on a website with a userbase smaller than an Eastern Siberian village.

Biopic This week's biopic is the user named TheRealSexyFluttershy, which just goes to show how desperate we are for biopics that we are willing to write about literally anyone who shows a vague interest or presence in the site. TheRealSexyFluttershy can be found on The Internet Relay Chats discussing things that have relevance to ponies and poopdick on a disturbingly regular basis. However, he does occasionally make the odd presence on the Wiki and even more occasionally he makes useful edits to some page or another.

If you appreciate him go to his talk page and thank him for his noble contributions in the field of poopdick, if you don't appreciate him please feel free to spam his page with poopdick (although he may start furiously masturbating).

From The Logs

• 16:25, 25 July 2014 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (You look like you're doing something important right now. Are you? What is it? Why are you doing it? Did I break it? Would that be bad?)

• 11:46, 26 July 2014 Frosty (talk | contribs) blocked ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Asking for it, begging for it actually.)

• 09:24, 29 July 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked 173.44.44.121 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (Now sit in your corner and think about what you've done)

Top VFH Competitors

• Rape (11/0)

• What's-his-name off that thing (10/0)

• F4 (10/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week You Are Gay (14/0)

From The Forums

• Vote if you haven't already!

• Bunch of sluts!

• This has been bumped again, add yourselves!

• How often should we feature things?

UnSignpost News Frosty thinks all the other administrators are highly useless. Yeah, sorry guys but you are.

Chat Quote [21:19] <sleeptyper> RAHB dislikes niggers

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:45, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

You've got something on your shirt

JUST KIDDING! I just wanted an excuse to rub my fingers under your chin as you looked down, possibly letting them linger just long enough to "accidentally" press them into your lips. Then I'll yell "LOLGAY!" at you, deflecting any homosexual overtones from our shared experience onto you. You might get angry about it, but eventually you will except it. And you will know how LOLGAY you are. Also you're an indiot and I hate your face. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 02:01, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

wut --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:59, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

I'm so turned on right now, I can't see straight. -RA HB 03:22, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost!

The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

08 August 2014 • Issue #204 • Archives • Press Room

The return of TKF (sort of)! By Frosty

Filial Piety.

Not that much over a year ago, TKF left us with the classic "I'm quitting forever in a highly obnoxious and auto-fellating manor". For about 66 seconds Uncyclopedians everywhere were sad, we all fapped in sadness at the loss of our beloved TKF and things were never going to be quite the same again. Then we all thought to ourselves "good riddance, I hope he contracts Anthrax and dies."

No surprise, but he has come back under the highly illusive nickname "Argylesocks" which is obviously not somebodies sockpuppet because it contains the word socks in it. I mean, if you were a sockpuppet would you give it away so easily? Flawless logic! He can also be found on IRC chatting casually under the "dcik", showing his support for "The Dyslexia Support Foundation".

Head over to his user page and talk page to find out details about his awesome "Uncyclopedia Retrospect project" which is probably some grand social experiment documenting the life and times of hopeless losers on the internet, but hey it SOUNDED COOL.------------

Forum dramaz By Frosty
Uncyclopedia has recently had an infestation. An infestation of drama. Drama is bad mmkay? Aside from the obvious fact users get banned, users quit and people proceed to hate each other to the point where you would rub hot English Mustard into their prolapsed anus if you ever saw them in the street, drama distracts you from writing. As does reading the UnSignpost. But reading the UnSignpost is more constructive as the constant not so subliminal messaging telling you to write articles is plastered everywhere. WRITE ARTICLES.

But drama can be entertaining when coupled with cheap scotch and buttered popcorn to the humble obverser. But mainly it's bad, so stop it. No matter how funny you think your drama mongering will never compete with Asperger's Syndrome is no laughing matter... ...~~and the sequel~~ rest of the trilogy.

Biopic This week's biopic is Chaoarren, which if you haven't meet him yet... You suck basically. He can be found on IRC, occasionally editing the Wiki and frequently reporting established users to Ban patrol because "they made fun of him in his pink skirt" or "he smells funny". Chaoarren has also done the highly laughable feat of running dead last in the most vote rigged admin election in history, where losers like Kip the Dip and Colin actually stand a chance of ~~winning~~ losing.

He's also a noob that hasn't buggered off yet. I wish more of them were like you Chaoarren... I really do...

From The Logs

• 11:50, 6 August 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked 107.182.115.32 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (You are the weakest Chink. Goodbye.)

• 06:40, 6 August 2014 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) blocked XReaper (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Horse dick)

• 06:14, 5 August 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked 107.182.116.97 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (Enjoy this beefy cock.)

Top VFH Competitors

• Rape (12/1)

• F4 (11/0)

• Jared Leto (10/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week What's-his-name off that thing (12/0)

From The Forums

• Vote spam (again)

• Are you a bigger slut than RAHB?

• What this is I don't even

• This'll be good...

UnSignpost News Confucius say "Shut the fuck up and edit an article".

Chat Quote [20:17] <James_T> My dick is large

~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:20 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost!

The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

15 August 2014 • Issue #205 • Archives • Press Room

I'm back By Sir Peasewhizz

It was dark times being without Uncyclopedia. Maybe if I got out of the dark and went outside once in while it would be less dark. But you know, lazy me.

I plan to visit Uncyclopedia and do my 'thang (wink wink) at least once a week. But I hold no promises because you can't trust me. I'm a hoe and 3!OH!3 told you to NOT TRUST HOES.

However, I'm sure you guys found out why I was absent from the site for a good ~~200 years~~ 4+ months and it was because my old laptop KOed and I finally got a new one for school.

So that means I won't be uploading images of Madiq. (pictured)...

Madiq.

I missed you, just kidding, but really. However, I didn't forget you, maybe sometimes,

Is this a haiku or something? My grammar sucks too.------------

New admins for you!

By Sir Peasewhizz

New admins/sysops.

Beware everyone, as a result of this there is now an additional 8 new sysops/administrators. They all expect BJS and prizes.
Kip the Dip

Leverage

Supergeeky1

Banzaikitten

Mr-ex777

Colin "All your base" Heaney

Lost Labyrinth

Cat the Colourful

They expect sacrifices. So chop, chop. Make haste.

Biopic This weeks biopic is on someone who doesn't read Uncyclopedia (but they will because we will make them through laughter har har). Her name is Elizabeth and she's from Australia. She showed Sir Peasewhizz her tits...

They were nice. And that is it for today's Biopic. What the fuck did you expect? A fucking biography on the Borgia family?

From The Logs

• 05:37, August 13, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) resurrected Frosty (talk | contribs) (I felt bad ;_;)

• 05:36, August 13, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Adminning while drunk)

• 05:35, August 13, 2014 Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs) resurrected Bizzeebeever (talk | contribs)

Top VFH Competitors

• Humans (12/0)

• F4 (13/0)

• HowTo:Cure homosexuality (11/0)

VFH Highlight Of The Week UnBooks:Holmes On Homes (16/0)

From The Forums

• Vote spam (again)

• Roman Dog Bird

• Unban a bastard or nah?

• Why is it? Well... because..

UnSignpost News This just in: Don't hit your children.

Chat Quote

[23:56] <SirPeasewhizz> I'm going to go watch anime

[23:57] <thefakeazned525> Which one?

[23:58] <SirPeasewhizz> Uhm Yugioh GX because I'm feeling nostalgic for shitty card games

~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:05 (UTC)

User:RAHB/Talk Archive 19

I noticed that you archived

Import/Export

The USP

Hey RAHB

DAAAAMN

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news

Did I know you?

Dear RAHB,

HEY!

I'm in a library

I want a copy back of...

What?

Please click here

Expired FFW

Please click here

I posted a lot of shock and gore images to uncyc

U gay

Unbanning on Wikia.

Let me get straight to the point

article whisperer collab

You just deleted vagina

Wakkoswish123 here

Class A Mr-Ex777 ALERT!

Wapanese

Userfy article The SKuNK

I was banned from the IRC

HEY RAHB!

Redirects

God

Could you, please, transport several of my articles here?

You might wanna...

Check this out mayn

HELLO RAHB

Blocks

Stuff

Offended

October 2013 UotM...I think?

are you on now?

Happy Easter RAHB

UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire

FURAHB!

Hiya

Mr-ex removed my VFD request and ranted on my talkpage.

Rollback Custom Change Summary

please sign here and here

Are you a musician?

Cromagnon

Jeremy

Unprotect the "An appeal from Uncyclopedia Mother, Codine's Mum" for me when you can

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news

HMC

1rd

Hey you still alive?

Frank Zappa fan?

*poke*

Name change

It's back! - The UnSignpost

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost

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