User:Gerrycheevers/Penis

Aerial view of Pen Island, where the penis is first thought to have evolved.

The penis is the external male sexual organ. It has a multitude of functions, most of which are vital to the male's health, happiness, grooming, and countless other aspects of life. The parts of the penis...should be known to all, and as such will not be discussed in detail here. There are at least two modes for the average penis: up and down, depending on which task is currently being performed by the male in question. Penis envy, the understandable inherent jealousy experienced by all females at their lack of penis, is theorized to have been the cause of most of the inter-gender conflict in human history. The penis is very probably involved somehow in the creation of new people, likely very early in the process. All of human culture dating back nearly 100,000 years has revolved around the penis, from ancient druid (Latin for penis) societies to the modern era of more casual penis worship (known today as "Dick Jokes"). There are perhaps the most synonyms for penis (known as "penonyms") out of any word in any language ever, including the most widely-used "one-eyed monster".