Talk:Donald Trump

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Placeholder article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:19, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Please add this interwiki link [[nds:Donald Trampeltier]] ==links=to==> nds:Donald Trump U. Kulick (talk) 12:29, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

Content ideas

Something about Donald Trump's Art of the Deal: The Movie.

e.g.

Donald Trump made an autobiographical movie about himself, 'The Fart of the Deal', in 1988, but his failure to repay loans on his purchase of the Taj Mahal led to the delay of its release. Trump's debt turned into bankruptcy in 1991, and by the time he had recovered from the losses, Trump decided that the biography would never be released, in fear of reminding potential shareholders about Trump's poor financial situation at the time of its making. In 2016, director Ron Howard and the infamous site Funny or Die leaked the footage.

I would add it but I can't edit the page.

Nicknames

• el señor Trampas
• the clown running the circus
• The National Disgrace ™
• Gee-Suss Antichrist
• sore loser
• grumpy Trumpy
• that lying and stealing ex-POTUS

Peeing

Not a joke about his wee love.Why? That's out-right censorship! :)--217.42.3.97 (talk) 19:22, 2 February 2017 (UTC)

Donald Trump loses election due to his COVID-19 handling (business vs American lives)

religion = personhood-biasing (god is a person and not a process within metalogic)

Trumpholophilia

It has now been found that a mental illness is responsible for sick, abnormal, aberrant and just tacky electoral debacles like the election of the Orange Roughie/Agent Orange/Annoying Orange/"It" to the US Presidency. This condition, Trumopholophilia/Trumpophiloholism/Trumperasty/Trumpomania consists of a perverted, sick and disgusting fixation on the 45th President. This desire may be a psychopathology or addiction, but it causes people to eroticise morbid obesity, orange skin hue and blond toupees. It is endemic in the Deep Southern United States, although whether it's linked to the other negative health and social outcomes there is a moot point. Also known as the "Love That Can Never Shut Up".

Yeah that's probably worth adding. I'll see about cleaning it up and adding it soon. But anyone else is free to do so sooner if they'd like. MrX blow me 05:08, 5 September 2020 (UTC)

Orange man bad?

Orange man bad.

Real News

A US senator once said "Better to get your news directly from the president!"

From the desk of Mr. Donald J. Trump

The wonderful people at Uncyclopedia, and they are, truly, truly, wonderful people, they have just written an ARTICLE about DONALD J TRUMP (that's me), and I am very HONORED to be on Uncyclopedia, and I must say they've done an very excellent job, they're very wonderful people. I've read MANY articles, in fact I've read them all, and I've got to say this is one of the very best articles, and it's about me. RealDonaldTrump (talk, impeach) 00:18, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

arrested

trump has been arrested – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pootis (talk • contribs)

I'm aware. I'm also aware of the fact that he won't stay there for long. 21:14, 4 April 2023 (UTC)

Alright which one of you comedians added the Rule34 joke?

I wonder how many people fell for it lol. Data Devourer (talk) 19:01, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

It was me, I'm the culprit. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:38, 5 August 2024 (UTC)

what about pornstar Stormy Daniels? She's being fvcked many times. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 19:08, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

I had mentioned her in this piece of journalism. The list of spouses in this article sort of alluded to her, I went ahead and put her name there. Feel free to add more info about her elsewhere in the article. MrX blow me 21:07, 6 August 2024 (UTC)

Fool card of Tarot

I added this. I can't tell if it's funny or not. You can get rid of it if you want.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:55, 2 September 2024 (UTC)

Edit Request

Include a reference to my soon to be 47th Presidency, which I won very fairly and very bigly, despite the worst mainstream media covfefe. --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 16:24, 6 November 2024 (UTC)