Totally Torah: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers.
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• Israelites take leisurely Egyptian break despite incomplete pyramid resort.
• Moses shoots passer-by in mall-rampage.
• Hides out at desert safe-house.
• Pharaoh rejects unionised labour on new pyramid project.
• Moses becomes shop-steward, begins campaign of direct action.
• Israelites flee.
• Egyptian army fail to learn lessons from life-guard training.
• Israelites enjoy protracted team-building exercise in Sinai Desert.
• God gives Israelites deeds to Canaan along with 10-point instruction manual.
• Israelites take unhealthy interest in Livestock.
• Angry God placated with ornate gift box in which to keep His handicrafts.
• Protracted negotiations on lease of Canaan.
• Aaron and sons anointed priests. Sons die after playing with matches.
• Israelites back out of attack on Canaanites, opting for a forty year camping trip in Sinai.
• Bored, angry God sends plague, seems surprised when people lose faith.
• Moses’ conjuring tricks distract the unfaithful.
• Conquest of Canaan proves to be little more than talking out of Balaam's ass.