User talk:Zombiebaron/archive49

I won Perv of the Month

Sorry that you lost, I'll vote for you this month though if it makes you feel any better. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:33, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 20:20, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

VFS

There seems to be a broad amount of support for your proposal, so if you wanted to start up a thread in MiniLuv, I don't think anybody would object (except POTR, of course).

Saberwolf116 (talk) 00:50, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 02:48, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hello again, sir.

Just finished requesting my meaningless articles here to be destroyed on sight. By the way, how do I customize my signature, sir? Kevz64 (talk) 03:22, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

Ok I deleted your pages. For more information on creating a signature, read this. -- The Zombiebaron 03:43, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

Rotlink

Hey. I noticed this starting but didn't notice how far it had gotten until after you blocked. Did you want me to rollback the changes he made or leave them as is? Nominally Humane! 05:56 17 Sep

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 05:59, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

I assumed "Ok" meant "That would be a nice thing to do." If "Ok" meant "Please, don't go to all that effort" then I buggered up. Nominally Humane! 06:18 17 Sep

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 07:50, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

User Name

Doesn't this user come within the unsuitable name remit? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:21, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

There is no such thing. -- The Zombiebaron 06:47, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

In that case, do you think that is a suitable or an acceptable name for a user to register with or are you going to wait and see with this one? --

RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

I don't think banning people based on their usernames makes any sense. If we are going to ban them, it should be based on their contributions. -- The Zombiebaron 07:46, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

So a user can call themselves anything? I had operated a policy that any user calling themselves for example 'FUCKFACE' etc would get a ban, regardless what they wrote or not. I am not including signatures here as they can be changed. --

RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:11, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I have seen you ban users for their usernames in the past. I disagree with all of those bans. Nowhere do we tell users that they can't name themselves whatever they want, so I don't think it is fair to ban them for their username. -- The Zombiebaron 16:49, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

What about user names that incorporate cyberbullying as part of the handle? --

RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:08, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Cyberbullying and usernames such as "User:ChiefjusticeDSisgaygaygay" are obviously created with malicious intent. User:FUCKFACE or User:IRAPELITTLEKIDS or User:Fuckthafakehiphop are not obviously malicious. -- The Zombiebaron 17:41, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

To be fair... ChiefjusticeDS is gaygaygay. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)

08:55, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

Terribly sorry

I mistook Uncyclopedia with another Wiki I moderate and mistook the Yankees page as spam as it would be in the other context. Damn, I feel dumb right now. Again, sorry and know I'd not advertently do such a thing. --JustinOther (talk)

Thanks but I don't really think you should be apologizing to me. You should be apologizing to Kamek98. -- The Zombiebaron 02:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

I'll also apologize to the author. Just didn't want to be mistaken for a vandal. Mea culpa. --JustinOther (talk)

Winner!

Of Perv of the Month! Now you can be as pervy as you've always been before now, except now, you're certified! (The certification is this cool template for your userpage.) So good night, and good luck humping everything you see! ~[t h s] UotM 06:26, 10/01/2012

Ideas for ICU and "New User Month"

ZB, why not just get rid of the 7-day notice on ICU? Just put the "This article needs more work" tag on it, and they'll see it. They won't be discouraged or afraid of their article getting deleted, they'll just get help with it. Also, maybe try making a quicker Pee Review alternative, such as a QPRV, and have an IRC channel so they can get advice for the article at any time. If this could be a plausible idea, I'd take full responsibility. Look at all these WeinribZ , bro. 14:30, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

I don't understand why we would get rid of the 7 day notice on ICU: ICU is a deletion template. Pee Review only works when we have people doing Pee Reviews. We already have an IRC channel where people can get advice. -- The Zombiebaron 15:48, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Well, maybe ICU shouldn't be a deletion template. As for PRV, I feel like it's too much work, and maybe a little over-analyzing. I think it should either be revised and revamped, or we should make a QPRV. Just my opinion, maybe I'm lazy. And if you don't like that idea, maybe we should just make a good effort to improve PRV.

Look at all these

WeinribZ , bro. 16:17, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

This Fix tag expired

Green Day's {{Fix}} expired a long time ago. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 19:29, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

While I would really like to delete that page you are incorrect. First of all, there is no {{Fix}} on that page, there is an {{Expand}}. And it has not expired. It will expire after the page has gone 30 days without an edit. If you would like it deleted faster than that, try nominating it on VFD. -- The Zombiebaron 19:44, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Whoops. I meant {{Expand}}. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 19:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 19:50, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Talk radio

Here's another new article that lacks photos/shoops toward the end. Does anything good occur to you? Thanks in advance. Spıke ¬ 14:38 3-Oct-12

You should go on IRC

I mean, you're online, so... Look at all these WeinribZ , bro. 17:45, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

I'm always on IRC. -- The Zombiebaron 17:52, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

Some iframes on my website

Hello Excuse me for my poor English, I do what I can to ask that. Coming here just to ask if there is no problem for you with the manner I include some iframe with an uncyclopedia random page on my website (that nobody reads anyways for the moment). an exemple is on the page monpauvrelieu.com/band/cecile-de-mibemol/ There is no real advertises on the site. If ever it would be really a problem, I can remove that, change the credits texts (ACHTUNG, I don't use php, so nothing that would be adaptative to the random pages is possible) within one day (the maximum time I read the answer meanwhile). Thanks Daniel Mypoorlugar (talk) 21:35, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

You are allowed to display content from Uncyclopedia on your website as long as you adhere to our license. -- The Zombiebaron 21:44, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

thanks :) my website is under a free art license (equivalent of creative commons BY-SA) for texts and pictures "EXCEPT INDICATED OTHERWISE", and I indicate clearly the BY-NC-SA for the uncyclopedia article (that is indicated again in the iframe while it is the entire page) I probably will not write often here with my very basic English level, but I like to read a lot by here to change my mind. good night all folks.

Daniel Mypoorlugar (talk) 21:54, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 22:22, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

Framing content is not copying per se

[moved] —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:59, October 5, 2012 (UTC)

Qzekrom, my talkpage is not the place to start new sections directed at other users. Please move this discussion to Mypoorlugar's talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 00:04, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hello There

Great master of photo shop and shit, thanks for voting for my Lasagne article. Now I understand this seems to be a little late but forgive me since I have a lot of shit in my hands(both literal and aah you know what I mean) so yeah, I acknowledge your vote and thanks a lot man. I love you. Not as much as Frosty, but still, you da man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 01:23, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

noob competition

It looks like the judging period for the noob competition will need to be extended since the stated deadline is past, and even I haven't finished doing *all* the entries yet. Thanks for the judging that you have done so far, please keep going! I don't want my score on some of the entries to be the only ones that count since there are better reviewers than me (like you for instance). Thanks for reading this. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:48, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 22:38, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

I'm dying for the third installment to your glorious book franchise

Dear Zombiebaron

I really loved both of your UnBook articles, you know, the ones on your adventures to Asia and the zoo. I know you're still working on the third one but I seriously can't wait for it to be finished.

With love,

A fan --POP!GoesTheWeasel 05:52, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah I'll probably write it for the next PLS or something. Don't worry! -- The Zombiebaron 17:00, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Awesome. Glad to see you still burning with it. Thanks a bunch. --POP!GoesTheWeasel

03:58, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

I might have my first nominated feature

If Hairy ball theorem is passed! Love it here! --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 16:33, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations! -- The Zombiebaron 16:36, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

It feels just like yesterday I was learning that I could parody Wikipedia easily. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 16:43, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

VFD

Yo, go vote on some shit. And some articles are ready to have the shit murdered out of them. Are you still undead? Sheesh. Place is going to hell in a wicker handbasket. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 4 '12 16:43 (UTC)

Why was Secret huffed?

It had the same idea as Nothing. Short and to-the-point. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:11, November 7, 2012 (UTC)

I dunno man. -- The Zombiebaron 21:21, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

Well...

Hi. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 00:13, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 21:22, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

I heard your laptop "sucks balls"....

And I might be able to fix it, remotely. Does it "suck balls" physically, meaning, it's just really old? Or, it sucks balls, because it's really slow and you don't particularly know why? →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{15:10 17 November 2012}

It is ten years old and totally obsolete. -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

W-XP? Or did you upgrade? →

L A B O R A T O R I E S_{16:48 17 November 2012} {I could still take a crack at it and make it faster}

Hahahahahaha -- The Zombiebaron 17:03, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

You

Won the Perv of the Month award. You can make an acceptance speech on THS's PotM page; and also, you can add a template declaring that you're a winner. Congrats!

And one other thing: Why doesn't your talk page have a new section button? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:15, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Ok thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 10:13, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

You're all-knowing and powerful, and the like

Can you tell me what in the hay I'm doing wrong with this css? It's not all like SOPA. (could you, like, fix it so it is exactly like SOPA's css, maybe by just copying and pasting SOPA's into mine, or just giving it to me?) →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{02:25 18 November 2012}

I don't understand. -- The Zombiebaron 10:11, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Do you ever go to sleep?

— (talk) (contributions) Nov 22 2012 07:11

No. -- The Zombiebaron 17:26, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

My god...

...they grow up so fast ... don't they? --ShabiDOO 23:36, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

I blame Wikia. -- The Zombiebaron 04:57, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

Shouldn't my article be "In the News"?

UnNews:Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:10, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 19:05, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

It isn't though. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:47, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

I think you have to add it to a template or something to make it appear there. -- The Zombiebaron 08:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

IRC gayness

Stop idling you queer. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:19, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not idling, that's my bouncer. -- The Zombiebaron 06:20, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Well stop bouncing you queer. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)

06:27, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

FU FROSTY -- The Zombiebaron 06:41, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Well stop bouncing then. You queer. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)

06:56, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Well stop being gay all over my talkpage then. You queer. -- The Zombiebaron 07:08, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Please stop making sex noises, you homosexuals. My dog is vomiting. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 7:25 (UTC)

Will you all please stop being confused about my sexuality? -- Kippy the Elf

Talk

Works

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07:28, Dec. 12, 2012

I meant "your" obviously. >_> -- Kippy the Elf

Talk

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07:28, Dec. 12, 2012

Nobody is confused about your sexuality Kippy. -- The Zombiebaron 07:47, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Would someone please call me gay, I feel really left out and alone --ShabiDOO 10:44, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Shabidoo: you're heterosexual. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 12:05 (UTC)

Shirley Phelps has gay

What are all you queers queering about up there? If you have a couple of minutes, I've been working on the Shirly Phelps page that was on VFD, trying to save it because of her prominence in the Westboro Baptist Church, and I feel it's in a good place to ask for a second look. I like the page, and will continue edited it, so if you could see if it's at least savable. Thanks. Aleister 17:49 20deceme12

Queer? -- The Zombiebaron 00:08, December 21, 2012 (UTC)

Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
For my favorite undead Jew at Christmas!
(Yes, even more than that other one.)

Thanks Kippy! -- The Zombiebaron 04:40, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Spam

Spam. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:49, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Spam. -- The Zombiebaron 07:31, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Maps

~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 27 '12 5:30 (UTC)

My favorite is the one with the crosshairs pointing at Canada. -- The Zombiebaron 07:32, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Amps

~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 27 '12 7:40 (UTC)

I have a peavey. -- The Zombiebaron 08:00, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

No shit? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Dec 27 '12 8:15 (UTC)

No shit. -- The Zombiebaron 19:13, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Pams

~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 27 '12 8:15 (UTC)

Grier > Anderson. -- The Zombiebaron 19:15, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

I is agree. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Dec 28 '12 5:49 (UTC)

SMAP

~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 28 '12 5:49 (UTC)

What is this? -- The Zombiebaron 06:12, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Don't ask me. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Dec 28 '12 7:08 (UTC)

File:Trollface1.jpg and File:Fart-popeye4.gif

Hey. Both of these hit your spam filter, but the images themselves haven't been deleted. I'm assuming there's a logical reason as to why this is so, but it means neither of these images can be added to any articles. Just thought I'd bring it to your attention. Nominally Humane! 08:53 28 Dec

Ain't I smart? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Dec 28 '12 9:11 (UTC)

Yes, I am. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Dec 28 '12 9:11 (UTC)

I can't edit this section now. I've had to "add a section" in order to write this. Nominally Humane! 08:21 29 Dec

FFW forum link

I just linked Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week in a joke within a New Year's Eve themed article strategically set to be featured on Monday. If you could change the redirect the new forum place, if for any reason for some kind of minor publicity, that'd be greeeeat. Same with the other redirects for the sake of convenience: FFW, UN:FFW, Forest Fire Week, and some hypothetical ones I may have missed.

Interestingly, the aforementioned joke links to the mirror Uncyclopedia, so that could subtly tie into the fact that we're leaving Wikia and we already have a replacement mirror site set up. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 13:21, Dec. 29, 2012

I think you are confused. Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week should not be a redirect to a forum page as it is the official Forest Fire Week page. On the forum when I say we are going to "set up a page", I was referring to Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week. Instead of changing several pages to redirect to a forum that will soon be outdated, maybe you should just link to the outdated forum directly from your page. Also, please never ever link to the Evil Carlb Mirror Site, it is evil and semi-illegal and every time you link to it a baby dies. -- The Zombiebaron 16:35, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week current redirects to Forum:FFW 2011. I was under the assumption that Forum:FFW 2013 would become the official place for Forest Fire Week 2013 after the vote. I figured, what's three days early to change a redirect? Subliminal advertising. That's what.

But, hey, it's not like the entire joke depends on a link. I just thought it would be interesting to tie it into all the crap mentioned above. -- Kippy the Elf

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16:57, Dec. 29, 2012

Ok I changed it for you. -- The Zombiebaron 17:02, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Ha! That's actually hilarious. I <3 spam. -- Kippy the Elf

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17:07, Dec. 29, 2012

Also, I apparently read the forum incorrectly. I read "3rd week of January" as "January 3rd". I should probably get some sleep. -- Kippy the Elf

Talk

Works

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17:07, Dec. 29, 2012

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 17:09, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Mirror Uncyclopedia is not illegal. Nominally Humane! 12:02 31 Dec

Your face is illegal. -- The Zombiebaron 15:41, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations

You've won. You're our 1,000,000th visitor and won a visit to the ~~Ghetto~~ Disneyland]........................ just kidding. But Congratulations on being nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year. You've earned it!....... bitch.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:45, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

lol -- The Zombiebaron 20:21, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Can I have ops plz?

; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:57, 5 January 2013

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 02:18, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Can I have rollbacks please?

-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:30, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 02:33, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

UPN logos

Here are UPN's logos: The original, probably more recognized one, which is about the simplest thing one could possibly edit, and the later one, which would look really cool with potato puzzle background. If you could do something with these, I'd appreciate it. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:21, Jan. 5, 2013

IRC

I'm still banned, under IP & username. Can, that, like, be, undone, yeah? Cool beans. User:Aimsplode/sig6_{20:24 5 January 2013}

Who banned you and why. -- The Zombiebaron 20:35, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

No idea, it's been awhile. →

L A B O R A T O R I E S_{23:36 5 January 2013}

I held a vote on IRC and nobody wants you unbanned. -- The Zombiebaron 01:16, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

!pull

!pull --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 21:27, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

!pull -- The Zombiebaron 01:18, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, Aleister thing

I registered just now under the name Aleister. I'll leave the rest to you. Thanks, let me know if I need to grab on to anything when the change happens, or need a drink or something. Aleister 21:32 5-1-'13

Ok I've renamed your old account to Aleister. -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, everything seems to be working on the account. I haven't used that other name in a couple of years, so at least here it's now "legal". Nice work on everything. Aleister (there's no clock in the upper right hand corner when I edit. So time is a mystery)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 01:15, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Quick js test (admin access needed)

The one thing that I can't check properly is the submission of the auto-delete. BB or Lyrithya could probably do this better, but I'm not as good a coder as they are. could you:

add importScript( "User:PuppyOnTheRadio/autodelete.js" ); to your User:Zombiebaron/common.js file and
visit this link. If I've got it right it should auto-delete my user page with a reson of "Test delete".

There's nothing nasty in the code - all it is is this, which in short says "if the url has "autodelete=yes" in it then submit the form."

Oh - if you know of a decent wiki where I can get admin access to test this stuff myself I'd appreciate a nod in that direction. The wiki where I have admin access at present runs on an old version of MW and has server issues. Nominally Humane! 10:57 06 Jan

I don't need to test your script to know that it will take a long time for me to delete your userspace that way, and it will probably crash my old ass computer in the process. Once we get the Batch Deleter online I will delete your userspace. If you'd like to run tests on a current version of MediaWiki your best bet is probably to install it locally. -- The Zombiebaron 12:25, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Name change

Do you think you can change my name to Sir Peasewhizz? Thanks.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 15:29, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, done. -- The Zombiebaron 18:34, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Hip, hip, hooray!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 23:30, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Evil

Impaled and blocked! Nominally Humane! 10:57 06 Jan

Although while you're in a name changing mood, you mind shortening mine to User:Puppy given it doesn't exist. Nominally Humane! 11:15 06 Jan

Thanks - it logged me out mid edit and scared the bejesus out of me. I feel so much freer now I can get off this freaking radio! Nominally Humane! 12:03 07 Jan

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 00:07, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

Edit conflicts

are a pain in the arse. (IKR?) Is there any way of preventing them from happening? ~[t h s] UotM 01:38, 01/09/2013

Type really fast. -- The Zombiebaron 01:47, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Spambox Template

I removed the wiki templates here, but I can't get the links to render, sooo. Lol.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:22, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Sims fixed it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)

00:01, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

The links work, well SORT OF. They redirect the person to the main page instead of doing what they say they do. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:42, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi Zombie

I just stumbled across the new site today. I don't suppose you need any more admins to help with the move? MadMax (talk) 07:19, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey Max! As Frosty said on your talkpage, the move is complete. -- The Zombiebaron 12:17, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Woah, Max is back. That is awesome. -RA HB 18:29, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey Old Mentor

Do you remember the days you and I would frolick through the garden of Uncyclopedia, with little satire flowers blooming in the soil of seething apathy? When the cute little birds of mocking would tweet their obnoxious little song as you and I would skip hand in hand casually laying in to anyone or anything that vexed us?

I remember those days. I quit this site all of a sudden when I had real life work stuff to do, but now I'm thinking about getting back into it. Hit me up for a chat when you see this. --Writey 02:40, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Yay you're back! -- The Zombiebaron 13:30, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Request for changing username

I'm from Koean uncyclopedia. I changed my account name(Salamander03 → Salamander724) at ko uncy so I want to change at english uncyclopedia too. Thank you. ØSalamander (Talk / Contributions) 07:24, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, done. -- The Zombiebaron 15:26, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

Thankyou very much ØSalamander (Talk / Contributions) 03:13, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 16:32, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

May I direct your attention to this forum

Forum:Deop_Zombiebaron <3 — (talk) (contributions) Jan 24 2013 18:46.

Username change

Can you please change my username to User:Y. I have it registered already. Thanks — (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 00:24.

Ok done. -- The Zombiebaron 17:08, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Stuff

So, have you and your technical group decided whether or not there is anything for me to do? I asked on IRC, but idk if you heard... anyways, I'd be glad to help set up other language versions and the unMeta (especially the unMeta), if you guys need that. I could bullshit up a nice resume from Wikimedia if you haven't found it already, but it would be more practical to just say I know what I'm doing with back-end development stuff, such as global unified logins and setting up new projects. Definitely not the other back-end stuff, I leave that to others. I would really love for Uncyc to move and succeed, because Wikia sucks, and since I'm useless at writing anything funny I'd love to help in this way :P Ajraddatz (Talk) 03:55, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Ajraddatz. I have informed the technical team of your willingness to help. -- The Zombiebaron 13:10, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Winner!

	Useless Gobshite of the Year 2012

Congrats! --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:37, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Winner! (2)

	Useless Gobshite of the Month January 2013

Again!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 20:57, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Zombie

Could you please link me the page where there was a vote/consensus to end VFS please? --ShabiDOO 23:13, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

I can't remember the exact forum page, but there was recently a consensus to return to the old system of VFS where it was all run on the Village Dump. We returned to the Village Dump system just before Frosty got opped and we used a variant of the Village Dump system when we opped Bizzeebeever. -- The Zombiebaron 03:13, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Was the consensus voted on, on the old site or after this wiki went live on this fork? --ShabiDOO 02:16, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Forum:Should_VFS_be_abolished%3F#Zombiebaron.27s_idea ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)

02:23, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Oh. I never realised that any consenus came out of that giant mess of a forum. I seem to be totally out of it with a lot of things. --ShabiDOO 03:01, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Answer the Ask ZB faggot/stick

Do it, stick.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:54, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Sooo....

I heard some pretty interesting things about you just keepin an eye on Special:Log/newusers and wanted to know... what are you doing saturday? Mike the Great (talk) 07:54, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

Hey

I am stuck in busy life limbo or I would totally do it myself, but someone seriously needs to lock top 10 and roll them up into the queue soon. Maybe at the top of February? Anyway, don't forget to add the totals from CRAPCITIES to the vote too (aka: Simsilikesims's votes and one IP). -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:13, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

I am in the same boat. Maybe ask Frosty? -- The Zombiebaron 15:55, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Or we could get a new admin! YEAY!!! --ShabiDOO 16:43, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Or we could get our new admin to do it. -- The Zombiebaron 17:28, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Or we could get to the bottom of what is really happening --ShabiDOO 17:40, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

How is that page a red link. Someone needs to write that. Let's get to the bottom of this. -- The Zombiebaron 17:53, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

I would imagine that TKF is the bottom. He just seems like the passive type! --ShabiDOO 19:23, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you. Also, if someone is on the history of this page they can press "add topic". Anyways, thank you. — (talk) (contributions) 00:10, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 00:29, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

please

Feature this please--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 10:40, 6 March 2013 (UTC)

I can press the "add topic" button while the page's loading!

Do Ask Zombiebaron. You know you want to. — (talk) (contributions) 22:45, 6 March 2013 (UTC)

Do ask ZB

What the fuck, when did Y demand that? Oh and make it so long it evens out the sides <3 SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:12 3.06.13

Do the Ask Zombiebaron

<3 Do it SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:18 3.13.13

hmc2013

I really hope you participate this year. You write so little these days and you were so close last time and it was my second favourite. --ShabiDOO 23:40, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

Ok, I signed up and emailed you a topic. -- The Zombiebaron 03:30, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

RAT PIG

EONS. Do you mind if I add a line somewhere (tight knit, no pasted-up feeling, really skilfully written addition ensured) about other made-up animals? I made that platypus a few years back. -- Style Guide 07:48, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

I'm not really sure how the fits in with the article. -- The Zombiebaron 07:52, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

Not in the article body, no, now that I read it in full. An extra header down in the end: "Other constructed animals". Or "See also". Some more will be found sooner or later. After the competition is over, of course. Just saw this was an entry. -- Style

Guide 07:56, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

An entry from last year. -- The Zombiebaron 08:30, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Topic

Your topic for the contest is UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it a main article or other alternative space you may by very slightly altering the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Do the ask ZB

Pretty please ^___^ Sir Pease whizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:35 3.21.13

You don't say that here, you demand it on IRC. —

(talk) (contributions) 19:43:18 2013/03/23 UTC

I think you win the Hmc

You haven't won officialy, but you got a 97/100 in total and a perfect score from me. Good job — (talk) (contributions) 15:30:42 2013/03/23 UTC

Thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 16:35, 23 March 2013 (UTC)

Congratulations! I may still get second place, but I feel good about that because...you wrote the topic I assigned! A very good job on taking a topic and pushing its limits - the true spirit of happy monkey. Cookies for you! (the original prize in the happy monkey contest)Aleister 00:40 24-3-'13

Thanks Al. -- The Zombiebaron 00:45, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Winner

Congratulations Zombiebaron. Your article won the 2013 Happy Monkey Competition. It's one of the best things from any uncyclopedia competition I've ever read. I laughed my ass off and I particularily like how you pulled off all three of the elements of the competition (humour, creativity, originality) in a balanced and consistant way to a great effect in only 36 hours while sticking to the assigned topic...and I know the other judges totally agree as well. Rock-and-roll Zombiebaron! --ShabiDOO 03:21, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Glowing rock? WTF was that? Lord Scofield Stark 12:05, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Matthlock

I wonder, is my ban count on my page correct? I can only remember being banned three times. One by MrN9000, one by Frosty and one by you. But is there any other times I've banned? Is there any page I can follow to get the exact statistics?

Thanks. (Oh, and FYI, I was merely trying to fix typos in Happy Monkey Competition. Too late now but I just wanted you to know.) User:Matthlock/sig2 19:51, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

When you see your contributions, there should be small links under it like 'abuse filter', 'upload log' and 'ban log'. See? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

19:53, 27 March, 2013 (UTC)

You can see a complete list of all you bans here. It does not matter what you thought you were doing, editing other people's contest articles is always wrong. -- The Zombiebaron 21:06, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Oh I see. Only fix typos when it's okay. Thanks. Oh, and thanks for answering my questions on this week's UnSignpost. By "hymn" did you mean "hymen"? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:37, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

No I meant hymn. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 23:43, 29 March 2013 (UTC)

You mean like Hymn 43. I love that song. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:36, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

Ask Zombiebaron

Do it ^.^ Sir Pease whizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:50 3.27.13

Moving Back To Wikia

Good afternoon,

I just visited the page today and saw the notice to the readers. Seeing as today is April Fool's Day and already being victim of numerous cruel April Fool's jokes, I wanted to verify if this is legit or another prank. Thank you very much.

MAtador_Apol

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 03:40, 2 April 2013 (UTC)

Ask ZOMBIEBARON

Do it dude :P Sir Pease whizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:34 4.10.13

You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 23:29, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

Could you do it (as in Ask ZB sicko) early, tonight and also do someone for the Biopic of the Week?

Yeah I don't have that much time today or tomorrow. Sir Pease whizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:49 4.16.13

Please do the ask ZB

Lol Sir Pease whizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:55 4.17.13

IRC

My nick on IRC is Denza252, NOT D3NZ4two52. Proof? The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 22:01, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 22:04, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

LOL NO THAT AIN'T MY SIG, AND WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT???? AND I NEVER SIGN LIKE THAT --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 22:08, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

What? -- The Zombiebaron 22:11, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Next thing you know Zombie will be all saying that this is my sig. Three time! --ShabiDOO 04:49, 22 April 2013 (UTC) --ShabiDOO 04:49, 22 April 2013 (UTC) --ShabiDOO 04:49, 22 April 2013 (UTC)

That is Shabidoo's sig. That is Shabidoo's sig. That is Shabidoo's sig. -- The Zombiebaron 04:53, 22 April 2013 (UTC)

Request

~~Could you please restore the VFD'd Daft Punk to my userspace. Thanks!--Sn ip py 05:18, 22 April 2013 (UTC)~~

Actually, doesn't matter - it still exists over at Wikia.--Sn ip py 08:28, 22 April 2013 (UTC)

VFH question

The highest scoring articles on VFH right now are Don't judge a book by its cover and Mexico with 6 each. The first article has the highest "for" votes (11) but the second has the lowest against votes (1). I've been waiting for someone to break the tie but the feature queue has been empty for a few hours now. MadMax (talk) 16:21, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Looks like the tie has been broken and Don't Judge now has +7. In future when articles are tied in score, the one that was nominated first gets featured first. Also, when we have scores this low you may wanna go to a feature-every-other-day system. -- The Zombiebaron 19:01, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. I was starting to worry about falling behind. MadMax (talk) 20:20, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

cy

You enabled the cy: shortcut and that was really nice of you. But it's still messed up. All the Welsh interlanguage links now point to cy:Hafan -- the main page -- instead of wherever they're supposed to go. For example, if I say cy:Plaid Cymru, it does not go to http://cy.uncyclopedia.org.uk/wiki/Plaid_Cymru but to the main page. I believe what you have to do is go into the interwiki table on Special:Interwiki and replace http://cy.uncyclopedia.org.uk with http://cy.uncyclopedia.org.uk/wiki/$1. Would you please do whatever it takes to ensure the cy: shortcut works correctly? Thank you. Llwy (scold|hover) 00:55, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Shortcut works now. Thank you! Llwy (scold|hover) 12:45, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. Can you please fix your signature so that it is a template and not a huge mess of code? -- The Zombiebaron 20:32, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

I tried but the preferences thingy insists on substing it. I don't know what to do. I suppose I could sign manually, like this: – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:45, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Put this in your preferences: {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} -- The Zombiebaron 20:53, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, that should work. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:17, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

It does. Yay! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:18, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 22:29, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

An old friend of the order, not in it, but a simple benefactor

Hello there, Zombiebaron. I have returned. Although it may be in this account, I am still, the real, the undeniable, the true, Denza252. Please accept my dearest apologies for my behaviour, last time on #uncyclopedia. So, I come to you, once again, to ask that I may return to #uncyclopedia. I have changed my ways, and others can vouch for that. Kind of... So please do consider that. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. /me leaves ... Oh wait, this isn't IRC... lol. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 07:48, 13 May 2013 (UTC)

Why are you using a sockpuppet to ask me this? -- The Zombiebaron 17:54, 13 May 2013 (UTC)

Well, the hacker did change Denza252 's settings so that all emails go somewhere else. RAHB said that I could make a new account, and then ask you, as well as getting back to editing. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 01:04, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Oh ok. I'll unban you from the IRC. -- The Zombiebaron 02:50, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, and, as luck has it, the webclient is down... so, I can't check if it is unbanned yet or not, but again, thanks in advance.--The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 03:26, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

If you're gonna use IRC on a regular basis you should probably download a real client. Here's a list of some clients. -- The Zombiebaron

03:35, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

Allright, I could get in through kiwiIRC, thanks. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 00:46, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Wait a minute...

43 wasn't a work in progress. It was done, or so I thought. It had everything in it that the French article had; it was merely a translation. I thought it was acceptable. It is also considered acceptable on Wikia Uncyc. Why, then, did you delete it? I suppose you just looked at the tag and saw that it was expired. The tag was unjustified. Please undelete it. That way you will save yourself the trouble of deleting it again because I've recreated it - because that's what I will do if you don't put it back. It's a perfectly good article in my opinion. If it's not quite up to your standards, please just explain what's wrong with it rather that deleting it. Or at least put it in my userspace. Thanks in advance -- – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:58, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

I have moved the article to your userpace. If an article is not a work in progress it should not have a {{construction}} tag. As it stands the article is very short, contains only one link, no pictures, and failed to make me laugh. Please do not threaten to recreate pages that have been deleted, such behavior will result in a ban. -- The Zombiebaron 19:11, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

IP Stuff

Sir you have taken away my user page. How am I supposed to continue my campaign without one? —Adopt-A-Noob

Sorry I do beg my pardon you simply took away my redirect to it. Thank you sir. —Adopt-A-Noob

You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 14:42, 18 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the help. Also please do join the IP Party. Normal users can join! User:IP Admin/sig

PS - Why'd you delete my manifesto?? User:IP Admin/sig

Sorry - my bad. You didn't. I'm such an idiot. User:IP Admin/sig

Congratulations

Congratulations, Zombiebaron. You clearly wrote the best article of the 13st Edition of the Poo Lit Surprise contest. Flyingbird (talk) 18:17, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Eyes Zombiebaron enviously. :) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:26, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Thanks guys. Anyone know when the contest is gonna end so I can mainspace it? -- The Zombiebaron 18:42, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

I think you can mainspace it whenever you like. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:23 11 June 2013

Allright

I'm tired of being jerked around like everyone's plaything, can I please come back to #uncyclopedia? Not even going to put some last minute joke or pun in this request, just a clean, simple request to be unbanned. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 03:59, 13 June 2013 (UTC) ...what did I do to deserve this? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 01:10, 18 June 2013 (UTC)

Call for you from Mongolia, Mister Z.

Forum:Mongolian Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:16, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 11:12, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Re: my forum topic

Greetings from Planet Xenon.

Over at Forum:Problem with Google, I was trying to start a legitimate discussion about the new website not appearing in search results because the major search engines treat it as a duplicate of the Wikia site. Unfortunately, the thread has veered way off topic ever since RAHB ridiculed the premise of the discussion. (and your moving it to BHOP was understandable).

Please help me get the forum discussion back on track because it represents a real Uncyclopedia-related issue.

All the best, Sir Cute ZekromOnThe Radio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:23, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

At this point you may as well start a whole new forum. It may also help if you don't start off the discussion with blatantly ridiculous notions such as sending DMCA takedowns to Google. -- The Zombiebaron 23:40, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

All right look, the deal is that RAHB told me, in irc, that if this forum got through, we will look like a bunch of pompous idiots. Speaking from a completely unbiased point, the wikia site came first. If we want to be high up in the search rank, we're should do it the natural way, or at least get everyone to google-bomb this page in the results. Wikia does have more legal power here. I'm just saying, we should continue getting natural popularity, rather than waste our time going after wikia. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:49, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

And here I thought patent nonsense was a good thing on this site! The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 23:51, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

We might as well move back to Wikia if that's the case.

Sir Cute ZekromOnThe Radio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:57, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

Not sure what Denza is talking about. I totally support some kind of effort to move ourselves up the Google rankings. Sending DMCA Takedowns to Google is just not the way to do it. -- The Zombiebaron 01:54, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

Per ZB, I agree with that. Also, what am I talking about? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:40, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

A VFH question

Right now UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country has 12 votes on the queue. Leverage left this comment and I've been holding off on passing the article until someone else could answer this. Would it be possible to feature the article today and then again in September? Or feature it using September as a date for the queue? I think Wikipedia has special anniversary DYK's for this purpose. MadMax (talk) 21:33, 30 June 2013 (UTC)

The current vote is to feature the article now, as with all VFH votes. A separate vote should be held to ascertain the community's stance on featuring this page in September. -- The Zombiebaron 00:34, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. MadMax (talk) 00:51, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

YO ZOMBIEBARON!

Protect Talk:Xerography will you? It keeps getting filled with commercial spam! Also, check UN:BP. And unban me from #uncyclopedia will ya?--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:14, 1 July 2013 (UTC)(I wuv you so much)

Ok -- The Zombiebaron 21:15, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

General

You are one of the most admired admins...seriously....Suri 100 (talk) 13:23, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Cool thanks -- The Zombiebaron 17:04, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

VFH maintenance

Yo. The following articles can be safely removed from the VFH queue due to extremely low health:

Santa Claus (score: -4.5, health: -64%)
Lucky Charms (score: 0.5, health: 3%)
Jim Freklowski (score: 1.5, health: 4%)
New rules from Internet Humour A-guard B (score: 2.5, health: 6%)

Man, retrieving and typing all these data was quite a chore. Isn't there an API specifically for VFH that someone can use to compile these lists and possibly use to maintain the VFH queue? Sir Cute ZekromOnThe Radio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 14:05, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Ok -- The Zombiebaron 17:03, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

A call for you from the forums, Mister Z

Forum:Uncyclodata. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:14, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, I passed it on to the 7 year old boy who runs our servers. -- The Zombiebaron 02:14, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

Seven? That's a bit old for a server guru. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

Retroweekvoting

Perhaps you could create a notice for it??? If you do...I'll give you a big bear hug every time it rains! --ShabiDOO 15:25, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Thank you for banning me

...But next time, can you please ban me because I'm sexy? Or is that something I should Ask RAHB to do? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:30, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Delete

Nevermind. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MagicBus (talk • contribs)

No BealteMania65

There is some articles I found by BeatleMania65 but there is no user by that name. What should I do? -- MagicBus All aboard! 22:59, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

Find the proper place to report bugs and report the bug in that place. -- The Zombiebaron 23:56, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

FFW

I noticed Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week is still locked and the site notice hasn't been updated yet. So I can't add my huff list to the page. Thanks in advance. ｡◕‿◕｡ 06:33, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

U ARE A POOPY!

U POOPY!

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--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:25, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Did I put my comments and questions on Forest Fire Week in the wrong place? If not, why huff my comments?

Hi! Aleister 17:23 30-8-'13

I didn't huff them I moved them to the correct spot. Uncyclopedia talk:Forest Fire Week. -- The Zombiebaron 17:26, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Found it, thanks. I made another comment on the Forest Fire huff page talk page itself. Won't have much time to type about this stuff now but you know my feelings, and I hope that others share mine. Those rules are so wide-open that someone can tag every feature page on the wiki and they'd all have to be huffed (unless someone moved all 2,000 to their user pages). God Help Us (GHU). Aleister 17:38 30-8-'13

Yes I saw your comment on the category talkpage, a bit of an obscure place to leave a comment. I believe that all your fears are totally unfounded. After the week of tagging will follow a week of deletion where admins will delete only the truly shitty pages. If you don't trust our admins not to delete good pages, that's really a problem for you to sort out with yourself. -- The Zombiebaron 17:44, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

I totally agree with you Al, I started a forum about it. (and nobody cared) Forum:Arson in progress

Mattsnow 18:59, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

As I pointed out on the forum page, there is no need for everyone to create their own page about FFW. It would be best if we could contain the discussion to the talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 19:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I thought the talkpage was inactive, nobody would notice posts to it, and a forum post would be noticed more. Also, you forgot to huff the archive page when you un-archived and protected the forum. ｡◕‿◕｡ 19:35, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

The talkpage is linked from FFW as the place to ask questions. I delete the archive. -- The Zombiebaron 19:43, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Ello Zombles

How are you old chap? Just passing in my capacity as occasional browser and continuing Uncyclopedia fan. I notice you have tagged a couple of pages that I really like for FFW, and I'm here to plead for their future. I re-wrote Leeds some time ago, and while it's not for everyone, I flatter myself that it's a cut above most towncruft and has had some good feedback. People like it - not just those from Leeds. It may not be feature-worthy without extra work, but I hope it's decent enough to not be huffed - will you reconsider. As for Allah: The Annotated Version - this is one of my favourite pages on the wiki. I have had nothing to do with it except reading it and enjoying it, but I wonder why you think it needs work or deletion - again, I think it's fine the way it is. Any chance they can be spared your undead wrath? --UU - natter 15:18, Aug 31

I think Zombiebaron here just tags random articles to be the person with most tags and win a prize or something. He doesn't seem to care that most of the tagged articles are, in fact, good. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

16:05, 31 August, 2013 (UTC)

Ok UU I've removed the tags. -- The Zombiebaron 17:53, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Much obliged to you, good sir. You remain a decomposing gentleman. See you when I make my next set of semi-monthly edits! --UU - natter

19:13, Aug 31

On the dawn of the fifth day I shall look to the east. -- The Zombiebaron 19:18, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Could you huff this ??

I wrote it, it's not gonna make it and there's lots of good stuff on VFH anyway. Thanks! :) Mattsnow 02:08, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 03:34, 1 September 2013 (UTC)

我的天啊！

I notice you tagged this article... It's actually pretty funny IMHO especially the part about politics and has been improved a lot based on comments on the talk page. being a proud Taiwanese American I would hate to see this article deleted. Please reconsider ｡◕‿◕｡ 03:12, 5 September 2013 (UTC)

Ok done. -- The Zombiebaron 04:39, 5 September 2013 (UTC)

Also, regarding an article I requested a tag for earlier, another user requested the removal of the tag earlier, but the tag's expired. Me, I just wanted this shit off Uncyclopedia to make room for new articles about Pokémon (possibly including a translation of the Japanese version). My recommendation is to move it to Illogicopedia instead of deleting it - Template:Move to Illogicopedia - but again, I can't add the tag myself. ｡◕‿◕｡ 23:13, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Pokémon (video games series) has been the subject of much controversy over the years, which lead to the page being protected. I would feel much more comfortable if we held a VFD to determine its fate. -- The Zombiebaron 23:27, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

VFD is highly overflooded (I believe the count is at 23). We're going to have to hold this one off until stuff gets cleared out. But yes, we should use VFD. ｡◕‿◕｡ 01:32, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

9/11 anniversary?

I notice there isn't a 9/11-related article on VFH at the moment. Do you think holding a forum vote would be a good idea or is it better to move on to the next article? MadMax (talk) 14:21, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

Yeah a forum vote is a great idea. -- The Zombiebaron 19:28, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

Flameviper

Unban him or I post yaoi. kthx --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:09, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

I'd rather leave him banned and then ban you for posting yaoi. -- The Zombiebaron 23:11, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

Not to pop in where I don't belong, but he's become a regular good-faith editor at Wikipedia; I think we could safely give him a chance here. His RFA was unsuccessful though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:09, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

FFW

There's a lot left over in Category:Expired FFW - it is going to get deleted, right? Just asking.

Also, would you mind restoring this so one of us can userspace it? I was going to do that to close the vote but hesitated a bit too long. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:06, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, we are slowly deleting all the expired tags. I moved the article here. -- The Zombiebaron 17:56, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:04, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

You colour my world! --ShabiDOO 00:47, 12 September 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 02:43, 12 September 2013 (UTC)

FFW

Would you mind restoring Libya so I can please userspace it? Thanks . Gabriel Turner (talk) 21:01, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

I have moved the page here. -- The Zombiebaron 21:03, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

IRC

Hello, Zombiebaron! I wanted to visit IRC several minutes ago and then somehow failed to identify myself as myself (I did not even know I had to) and so my nick got changed to Guest. Then I disconnected, tried to connect again and saw that I could not. By any chance, do you know what happened? Thank you. Anton (talk) 18:35, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

What you describe sounds like the nick you tried to use is registered. If you did not register the nick that means that somebody else did. I recommend that you choose and unregistered nick and register it so avoid this happening again. For me information on registering nicks on freenode see here. -- The Zombiebaron 19:39, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Yo

I saw you banning some guy and I thought maybe you would want to check out Ban Patrol? --Mimo &maxus 19:55, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

Done. Also, welcome back Mimo! -- The Zombiebaron 19:58, 22 September 2013 (UTC)

These pretzels are making me thirsty

— S G 1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 21:52, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

Just drink some more Fanta. -- The Zombiebaron 21:54, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

Bring the Ninja article to my userspace

NOW! Lord Scofield Stark 12:10, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 16:20, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

Forum:IRC... again‎

Its been 3 weeks now, and I didn't want to have to make a forum, much less expect to have to post a link here for you to see it. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:39, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

HE DIDN'T WANT TO BUT YOU FORCED HIS HAND! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE MADE HIM DO!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY AND SATISFIED WITH YOURSELF!!!! Madclaw @ ^talk 16:45, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

When...?

Just please tell me when? When when when? Oh when? --ShabiDOO 17:07, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

How soon is now? -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Should I answer your question with a question? --ShabiDOO 21:15, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 23:19, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

OK. --ShabiDOO 23:53, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Name change?

RAHB said you could do this. I would like to change it from my ridiculous big dumb accent-marky to just a simple WeinribZ. The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 18:52, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Rad, thanks.

The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth

20:50, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 20:55, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

I don't think the Top of the Month is successful enough to exist anymore

The two months that are currently up can probably just be deleted, and the top three template can probably go too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:08, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

I don't think we should delete the pages as they may serve as important historical relics to future generations. But yeah, retiring Top of the Month, sadly, makes sense. -- The Zombiebaron 02:36, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

To be fair, all the awesome comedy has already been written. By me. That one time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:32, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

more like i don't think THIS SITE is successful enough to exist anymore haw haw yuk yuk --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 02:41, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

Does the other site still have it? The answer might surprise you. (The answer is: "I don't know". Surprised? I sure might be.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:31, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

That surprised me. Somehow. -— Lyrithya ༆ 20:48, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

Let me state that I don't think voting for best of the month should be completely abolished, merely put on hiatus. The top ten of the year is a grand tradition. Granted, last year it was a bit lagging itself, even despite the boom in activity we got from the Exodus. It may be even slower next year. However, I thick giving a blow to choosing the cream of the crap is a virtual proclamation of terminal illness. -- Kippy the Elf

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22:32, Oct. 17, 2013

I think we had a different method for determining Cream Of The Crap before we introduced monthly voting. Can someone find the info on that? I may look myself eventually. -- The Zombiebaron 01:51, 18 October 2013 (UTC)

I assume Savethemooses just picked pages he liked. Ones authored by Savethemooses, commonly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:02, 18 October 2013 (UTC)

That system sounds way better than the one we have now. -- The Zombiebaron 04:41, 18 October 2013 (UTC)

I was thinking that we should just close down the site and move all of the contents to www.shabidoo.org. --ShabiDOO 18:51, 18 October 2013 (UTC)

Why not just have the three noms with the highest health at time of feature become the top three of the month? Saves an extra voting pages that is mostly neglected? And did you know happy ending in Swedish is licklyga slut? Nominally Humane! 09:58 22 Nov

IRC

That hour or so used around a quarter of my monthly data allowance. Is there anyway to capture the logs of the last 24 hours without constant reloading (or leaving it logged in on a PC?) Nominally Humane! 08:25 27 Nov

Yeah, ask somebody else for their logs. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 27 '13 9:52 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, I think Puppy wants to touch your logs. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 27 '13 10:00 (UTC)

I was thinking a more flexible solution. As appealing as ZBs logs are, I'd rather not get greasy fingerprints on them. Nominally Humane! 10:02 27 Nov

Do you have something like 1MB per month rationing in Australia? Maybe the prime minister gets 100Mb? --ShabiDOO 10:30, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

The logs will use another quarter! Are you sure you can handle them? --XReaper (talk) 10:36, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

Oh - my employer can pay for the download - as long as I'm within wifi range. Nominally Humane! 10:39 27 Nov

Probably the best way to do this would be to set up a bouncer (or use someone else's) and then read the logs from the bouncer. There are no publicly accessible logs of the channel, but you could get someone to email you their logs I guess. I don't actually keep logs of the channel myself, nor do I understand why you would want to read logs of the channel. -- The Zombiebaron 11:16, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

Several discussions relating to a greater understanding of this site by exposure to IRC. Assuming I can't viably be there directly, this may be an alternate way to keep a finger on the pulse, so to speak. Nominally Humane! 11:29 27 Nov

We can also beam the logs upto the moon in binary flashes of light. The moon's surface will reflect these light beams towards Puppy's house. Since it is never cloudy in Australia...puppy can hold a mirror upto the sky and reflect the light beams into his bluetooth reciever which will turn the logs into usable information on his IBM-Dos gismo. The only cost to Puppy will be buying a mirror and a blue tooth card. We can cover the light beam to the moon expenses with our fancy online tee shirt selling shop. --ShabiDOO 11:55, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

But that will only work when I can see the light side of the moon. Every new moon, and during the day, I'd be screwed. Not that anyone goes out during the day, of course. Since we lost the ozone layer we use the daylight as a cheap form of microwave energy. Nominally Humane! 12:09 27 Nov

I'm always amazed by the courage of the Australians to keep going on. One day at a time. Day by day. Such bravery. A daily source of inspiration. You brave little soldiers! --ShabiDOO 13:17, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

Why?

Why did you damned delete Blurred Lines from tbhe ATDB entries?

Fucking signed, 209.221.90.250 19:14, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

Because you wrote it on November 26 and writing for the contest starts on the 28th. I wish you had just read what he said on the page instead of going straight to anger and swearing. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:29, 27 November 2013 (UTC)

Why did you damned enter the contest without reading the rules? Fucking signed, -- The Zombiebaron 02:16, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

What are the rules? Fucking signed, 209.221.90.250 17:49, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Read the top of the page. Fucking signed, -- The Zombiebaron 19:26, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Happy American Thanksgiving! See what I did, smelly cunt! Fucking signed, 209.221.90.250 19:28, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

You did it again you smelly cunt! You disqualified me! Why? Fucking signed, 209.221.90.250 19:39, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

You wrote and submitted your article before the contest started. Only articles created after 00:00 November 28th are allowed. -- The Zombiebaron 19:55, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

My new article is called "UnNews: Sean Connery confirmed to host Jeopardy" and it is based on the fact that Alex Trebek will retire in 2016. Please paste it there. Fucking signed (TM), 209.221.90.250 20:10, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

I'm not gonna "paste it there" for you, that's your job. -- The Zombiebaron 20:20, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

And it's not even 00:00 yet. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:55, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

00:00 was 20 hours and 55 minutes before you said that, actually. -- The Zombiebaron 01:00, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

Oh, you meant the other 00:00. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:58, 29 November 2013 (UTC)