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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Sirius Black dies, Midna is the Twilight Princess, the Magratheans rebuild Earth after the Vogons destroy it, Jack Sparrow gets eaten by the Kraken, Janeway defeats the Borg, Curly Brace gives you her air tank after the core room floods, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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This article may be Overly Filipino I haven't eaten in the last hour, let's eat at Jollibee. |
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 | This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you protect yourself or play a game of Zork: The GReat Underground Empire before it eats you too. |
“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.