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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the colonel and Rosemary are actually Metal Gear Arsenal's AI, the Skull Kid was possessed by the demon sealed within Majora's Mask, the alien scum was distracting Duke Nukem all along while their real invasion force was moving in on Earth, Charlie Brown never talks to that red-headed girl, the Joker kills Jason Todd, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers, Neo gets turned into a Smith shortly after causing a reaction that causes all the Smiths to die, thus, he dies, Lefty never arrives because he's dead, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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This article may be Overly Filipino ... because it talks too much about its race. |
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 | This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you protect yourself or stitch its mouth shut before it eats you too. |
“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.