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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Luke, Darth Vader is your father, Gandalf dies and then reappears in Fangorn Forest in the next book, Prince Arthas kills his father and, in the expansion pack, merges with the Lich King, Richard Hatch wins, Niles and Daphne get together, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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This article may be Overly Filipino All it needs is love, or a good beating with a stick. |
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 | This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you protect yourself or play a game of Zork: The GReat Underground Empire before it eats you too. |
“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.