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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Polly had the lens cap on the whole time, Kerrigan gets captured by the Zerg and is turned into their queen, Norman Bates is really the murderer, Kreia was a Sith Lord and only Atton and the Disciple saw that coming, M. Bison was the killer of Chun Li's father, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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 | This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you protect yourself or play a game of Zork: The GReat Underground Empire before it eats you too. |
“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.