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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Harry's butler knew all along, Sephiroth kills Aeris, Maxim kills Rebecca, Rosebud is a sled, Eggman was the client, Silent Bob said something, Homestar Runner shot Caleb Rentpayer, John Preston kills the man controlling "Father" (who isn't real), Mary Svevo had previously had a relationship with Dr. Howard Mierzwiak, and then had him erased from her mind, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, Lefty never arrives because he's dead, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.