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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Beatrice is the Orphans' Mother, Richard Hatch wins, Mordred is King Arthur's son, the Stormbreaker computers release a deadlier, genetically modified type of smallpox when activated, Jack's name actually is Ernest after all, Orr faked his death, and he and Yossarian escape in a rubber raft, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kevzspeare
“Grrrrrr...?”
– Kevzspeare on himself
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
– CATS on Kevzspeare
“Your brain is mine!!”
– Jason Voorhees on Kevzspeare
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
– Sigma on Kevzspeare
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
– Samuel L. Jackson on Kevzspeare
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.