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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Harry's butler knew all along, The Princess is in Another Castle®, the chick in The Crying Game is a dude, Daisy runs over Myrtle, leading Wilson to kill Gatsby and then himself, Edmund, Goneril, Regan, Lear, Cordelia and Gloucester all die in the last scene, Marco's mom is Visser One, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kevzspeare
“Grrrrrr...?”
– Kevzspeare on himself
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
– CATS on Kevzspeare
“Your brain is mine!!”
– Jason Voorhees on Kevzspeare
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
– Sigma on Kevzspeare
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
– Samuel L. Jackson on Kevzspeare
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.