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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Trinity and Neo die, Number Six escapes from The Village, Professor Xavier lives, Archimonde is killed at the last second by a Wisp rush, The fifth element is love, Daisy runs over Myrtle, leading Wilson to kill Gatsby and then himself, the Dark Lord shall rise again, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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This article may be Overly Filipino One day they'll rule the world and serve soup number 5 for dinner. |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.