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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Luigi is Mr. L, everyone but Horatio dies, and Fortinbras takes over, Bruce Willis is a ghost, the alien scum was distracting Duke Nukem all along while their real invasion force was moving in on Earth, Norrington steals Davy Jones' heart, Ocelot works for the Patriots, Creedy kills Sutler and is in turn killed by the mortally wounded V, the Wizard of Yendor comes back to life, Marty's parents get back together, the Joker kills Jason Todd, the introduction actually takes place after Joel Barish gets Clementine Kruczynski erased from his mind, Elwood and Jake get sent back to prison, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kevzspeare
“Grrrrrr...?”
– Kevzspeare on himself
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
– CATS on Kevzspeare
“Your brain is mine!!”
– Jason Voorhees on Kevzspeare
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
– Sigma on Kevzspeare
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
– Samuel L. Jackson on Kevzspeare
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.