User:Kevz64


		Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Maxim kills Rebecca, Harold and Kumar are going to Amsterdam, Axel self destructs to save Sora, Donald, and Goofy, Elwood and Jake get sent back to prison, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

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I haven't eaten in the last hour, let's eat at Jollibee.

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or stitch its mouth shut before it eats you too.

“...but I thought you were dead!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kevzspeare

“Grrrrrr...?”
~ Kevzspeare on himself

“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
~ CATS on Kevzspeare

“Your brain is mine!!”
~ Jason Voorhees on Kevzspeare

“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
~ Sigma on Kevzspeare

“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
~ Samuel L. Jackson on Kevzspeare

Agh, my eyes!

If anyone's still not satisfied with this guy, feel free to clobber him like this.

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