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 | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Gandalf dies and then reappears in Fangorn Forest in the next book, everyone but Horatio dies, and Fortinbras takes over, Titus Andronicus bakes Tamora's sons in a pie and feeds them to her, Nathaniel sacrifices himself so that demons won't destroy London, Kitty helps found the new government of commoners, and Bartimaeus survives, Mary Magdalene, who was married to Jesus, is buried under the pyramid in the Louvre, and the holy grail is actually their descendants, Dr. Strangelove can actually walk (and everybody dies), Heathcliff finally dies, and Catherine and Hareton get married, Lex Luthor gets stranded on a deserted island (again), the Dark Lord shall rise again, Curly Brace gives you her air tank after the core room floods, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
– Oscar Wilde on Kevzspeare
“Grrrrrr...?”
– Kevzspeare on himself
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
– CATS on Kevzspeare
“Your brain is mine!!”
– Jason Voorhees on Kevzspeare
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
– Sigma on Kevzspeare
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
– Samuel L. Jackson on Kevzspeare
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.