User:Kevz64/Tekken 5000

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Tekken 5000 is a famous bootleg version of Tekken 5. It not only includes characters from Tekken 5, but also from other Tekken games as well. It even contains fatalities, like you've never seen in any Tekken game, but you can toggle these finishing moves on or off.


Characters[edit | edit source]

Jin Antonic - Karate maniac since birth. (Karate)

Kawasaki Machinamech - Chief Executive Officer of the Machinamech zaibatsu. Also likes karate. (Jeet Kune Do)

Hitachi Badhaircut Machinamech (Jeet Kune Do)

Autotrader Machinamech - Founder of the great Machinamech zaibatsu. When enraged, he'll immediately defeat you in a single move. But he is the Cheapest Boss ever. (Every martial art ever existed)

Hwangong (Taekwondo)

Adrunka Antonic (Ninjutsu)

Asipa Antonic (Karate)

You-Show-Him-The-Mitsu (The Way Of Green Glowing Stick)

Jill (Robot Series) (Brutal Rampage skill)

Demonic Jin Version 1 (Machinamech style Construction with Enchanced Demonic abilities)

Demonic Jin Version 2 (Machinamech style Construction with Enchanced Demonic abilities)

Pauly Evenworsehaircut Walters (Lazy Hand style Judo with Firearms)

Marshall Luck (Bruce Lee inflenced self publicity, in other words, Jeet Kune Do)

Ling Sioux (Shotokan!!!!)

Kuma (or Simba in euro zone) (Hamster shovelling)

Beak Too Big (Duck Bill Arts)

Nina Hemingway (Repressed Tail Arts)

Anna Williams (Full blown Tail Arts)

Michelle Chong (Tree hugging)

Julian Chong (Lizard Man arts)

Robbit (Guns and aimbot tactics)

Christian Montenegro (Capoeira)

Greg Maddog (Overpowering and Molesting)

Noob Saibot (Lin-Kuei kung-fu)

Bryan Furry (Slapstick)

Lei Wulong (Shotokan)

Wank Jinhim (What Do you Think?)

Dean Earwicker (used to be called Steve Fox but the focus groups scrapped because it was to "normal) (Illegal style boxing)

MokUJoan Masteringthehook (Random arts according what the news say yesterday evening)

TetsuJoan Masturbator (Every martial art ever existed)

Madivans (The Way of the Exploding Fist)

Feng Shui (Harmonising Furniture layout)

Ravenshead (Professional wrestling)

Bruce Marvin (Kicking in the crotch)

Prototype Jill (a reject of the Jill series after cracking its head after carring a pail of water) (splashing of vinegar to ease the pain of his head and to blind people)

Doctor Botacheelli (Bad Back Press ups)

Roger Federer (A kangaroo with tennis whackets with Fed ex as its child) (whacking people over the head with a tennis rackets)

Lee Antichoke (Self Taught Good Loving)

Gun-Shrek (Sumo Wrestling and Knee Cap Slapping)

Miguel Cobblepot Hojo (Lucha Libre)

Plugh (Chun Kuk Do)

Oscar Wilde - Boss character. He can read your every move. If you play as Wilde, then you face Autotrader Machinamech.

Edddy Google (Go fuck YOURSELF!!!!)

Azzizzy (Unknown)

Adelbert "Rusty" Steiner (Illegal style boxing)