User talk:Kevz64
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Kevz64, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! ---- The Zombiebaron 17:20, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Recreation[edit source]
Hya, please don't recreate vanity articles that were deleted. You might want to read the links left above. Thanks. ~ 11:33, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Dude[edit source]
Nobody cares about Snafuperman or Kevzspeare. I've reverted your edits to the articles, and listed the templates, images, and categories you made for deletion. Please don't spam/whore any of your own work like that, or you will be banned. During the mean time, I suggest you read HTBFANJS, UN:VAIN, and UN:BGBU. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:55, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Niggerlodoeon template[edit source]
Hya, we try to cut down on those templates, and only allow them on a very limited number of articles and only if they add humoristic value to the article. In this case, I'll have to stop you before you start spreading that template all over the place. Thanks. ~ 11:36, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
You just don't get it, do you[edit source]
You CANNOT add anything about yourself to articles (unless you're an uncyc admin). Because you've chosen to ignore this despite your previous warning, you have been blocked again, this time for a month, and I've also reverted your edits. During the meantime, I really urge you to read UN:VAIN. If you continue adding yourself to articles after the block expires, I'm very sure you'll get blocked again, only then you may be blocked forever. Oh, and if you're thinking of creating sockpuppets, don't. That'll just make your current block even longer. --AAA! (AAAA) 14:27, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
Come to Pekepedia[edit source]
In case that you're to be blocked here, I can accomodate you on pekepedia. In fact, nobody's touching your userpage. However, you need to use Tagalog in Pekepedia, since it is a Tagalog version of Uncyclopedia. Thanks in advance. -Ian Lopez MUN 12:27, 17 July 2008 (UTC)