User:Kevz64/Bat Testimonials

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“There is no way Batman is gay with Robin.”

~ Captain Sarcastic on Gay superheroes

“Batman! RALLY TO ME!!”

~ Carl Grissom on Batman

“Why can't you just die?”

~ Tommy Lee Jones on Batman

“He can't fly, he can't shoot lasers, he can't even suck blood like a bat, but he surely does look good in tights...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Batman

“Batman isn't a superhero; he's some pansy white guy who wants to be black so he wears black clothes.”

~ Aquaman (who's jealous that Batman is more popular than he is, even though he doesn't have any super powers) on Batman

“All it takes for the sanest person ever to fall into lunacy is one bad day. Did you hear me? ONE BAD DAY!!!!”

~ The Joker on Batman

“Adam West, Adam West, Adam West, West, West,... da da da da Adam West is here!!!”

~ Adam West on himself, as BATMAN!!

“I'm Batman.”

~ Michael Keaton on Batman

“No, I am.”

~ Val Kilmer on Michael Keaton

“No, I'm the one true Batman!”

~ George Clooney on Val Kilmer

“No seriously, I'm Batman!!! Look - I got wings. I can fly! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! ”

“Val Kilmer SUCKS!”

~ Michael Keaton on Val Kilmer

“George Clooney SUCKS!”

~ Michael Keaton on George Clooney

“No, I'm the newest Batman!”

~ Christian Bale on being Batman

“Shucks, you forgot that I'm the first Batman way back in 1943?”

~ Lewis Wilson on his portrayal of Batman

“I was Batman too!”

~ Robert Lowery on being the Batman

“Michael Keaton SUCKS! As well as Klimer and Clooney !!!”

~ Christian Bale on Michael Keaton

“I once took on the role of the Batman for a commercial about equal pay for women.”

~ Richard Gautier on Batman

“I don't care!!”

~ Carl Grissom on the above quote

“You know, Batman wears his black underwear in front of his tights. How absurd.”

~ Randall Boggs on Batman

“My Batmobile is better than yours, suckers!!”

~ Christian Bale on the actors who previously portrayed Batman

“Lewis Wilson, you suck!”

~ Adam West on Lewis Wilson being Batman

“Same for Lowery and Gautier!”

~ Michael Keaton on Robert Lowery and Richard Gautier on being Batman

“Wait!! Gautier doesn't suck either. Michael Keaton, you already sucked being Batman.”

~ Randall Boggs on Michael Keaton

“Who does this guy think he is?”

~ Tommy Lee Jones on Batman

“I guess Christian Bale will suck in being the Batman.”

~ Adam West on Christian Bale about him being Batman

“Adam West, you SUCK!!!”

~ Christian Bale on the above quote

“I aaaaammmmmmm OOOOWWWWLLLMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!”

~ Owlman on himself

“What a rip-off.”

~ Bruce Wayne on Owlman (from Earth-Three)

“Hey, which Batman shall I clobber next?”

~ Tom Hardy