User:Kevz64/Bat Testimonials
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“There is no way Batman is gay with Robin.”
“Batman! RALLY TO ME!!”
“Why can't you just die?”
“He can't fly, he can't shoot lasers, he can't even suck blood like a bat, but he surely does look good in tights...”
“Batman isn't a superhero; he's some pansy white guy who wants to be black so he wears black clothes.”
“All it takes for the sanest person ever to fall into lunacy is one bad day. Did you hear me? ONE BAD DAY!!!!”
“Adam West, Adam West, Adam West, West, West,... da da da da Adam West is here!!!”
“I'm Batman.”
“No, I am.”
“No, I'm the one true Batman!”
“No seriously, I'm Batman!!! Look - I got wings. I can fly! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! ”
“Val Kilmer SUCKS!”
“George Clooney SUCKS!”
“No, I'm the newest Batman!”
“Shucks, you forgot that I'm the first Batman way back in 1943?”
“I was Batman too!”
“Michael Keaton SUCKS! As well as Klimer and Clooney !!!”
“I once took on the role of the Batman for a commercial about equal pay for women.”
“I don't care!!”
“You know, Batman wears his black underwear in front of his tights. How absurd.”
“My Batmobile is better than yours, suckers!!”
“Lewis Wilson, you suck!”
“Same for Lowery and Gautier!”
“Wait!! Gautier doesn't suck either. Michael Keaton, you already sucked being Batman.”
“Who does this guy think he is?”
“I guess Christian Bale will suck in being the Batman.”
“Adam West, you SUCK!!!”
“I aaaaammmmmmm OOOOWWWWLLLMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!”
“What a rip-off.”
“Hey, which Batman shall I clobber next?”