User talk:Zombiebaron/archive40

Rollback

Thank you for adding me to rollback. Now, what new things am I capable of doing? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:02, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

On recent changes and when viewing histories, you oughta have a "rollback" button that lets you undo an entire series of deleterious edits instantaneously. Plus, you get to brag about how big your dick is now. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:20, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

I helped with reverting vandalism done by that Stampedo vandal along with Frosty and Lollipop. Does that qualify for rollback?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:38, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 03:40, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why thank you.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:57, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 04:25, October 16,

PLS

Since ChiefjusticeDS seems to have disappeared, could you please step in and wrap things up over there with the results and everything? Seriously, if we can't run the PLS, we can't run nothing! (Also, he mentioned you in Forum:PLS September 2011, so I'm assuming you're the go-to guy or something...) --Scofield & The Machine 12:32, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

It looks like ChiefjusticeDS has finally come back and done it himself. Hooray! -- The Zombiebaron 18:19, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

Swimming pool

Re: "04:27, October 16, 2011 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Swimming pool" ‎ (Victim of one of the several monthly maintenance tags.)" Like what? Can you userspace this or something? I worked on that one pretty recently, and it was a funny piece, with a long-running gag in it where "pool" (swimming) is confused with "pool" (billiards), and this joke has spread to other articles, like Pool. Deleting it has wrecked that interplay. I'm sure I can resolve whatever the tag was. PS: What does one do to be a rollbacker here (I'm one at en.wiki). I'd like to be able to nuke strings of stupid racist edits easily. — UnMcCandlish (Yakk • Snoop) 21:04, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

I have moved the page to here and I've given you rollbacks. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 22:13, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Keen. Thanks. — UnMcCandlish (Yakk • Snoop) 04:38, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:My First Hockey Game

This was an articles I was very fond of, can you restore it in my userspace so it can prosper and grow into a fine and finished UnBook? Maybe even you could take a look? -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 October 2011, at 01:55

Ok, I've moved it here. It definitely needs some pictures. Let me know if there's something I can photoshop (like a book cover). -- The Zombiebaron 03:06, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I like to focus on the writing first, then add pictures after i'm finished. Unless it's a picture based article. Read it, and tell me what you think. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 October 2011, at 04:16

I read it and I'm telling you it needs some pictures. If you don't want my help that's fine. -- The Zombiebaron 07:46, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

A special uncyclopedia moment

I want to be the first person to write on your fresh new page. Its like getting a thousand piece lego box for christmas...only online. :) --ShabiDOO 03:29, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 03:30, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I haven't visited this site for a while but... I've just found that this article of mine was deleted some time ago. I believe it was deleted over-eagerly. Can you "unhuff" it? It wasn't that bad. Thanks. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 18:34, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure why you are bringing this issue to me. It was Lyrithya who deleted your article. And also, MadMax restored it here like 2 weeks ago. -- The Zombiebaron 18:48, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I've chosen you randomly because it would be weird to appeal to the same judge who had sentenced you. :P So, can I move it back to the main unnews space? Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 18:55, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok I understand. My opinion is that the article should stay in your userspace. If you would like to make an appeal to the community at large, I suggest you try using Socky's new VFU page. -- The Zombiebaron 19:04, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Or one can edit the article (hopefully improving it) and then move it to user space ;) Is that right Zombiebaron? --ShabiDOO 20:48, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

If you mean move it out of userspace, then yes. Because it already is in userspace. -- The Zombiebaron 21:16, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yes...thats what i mean. thats the second time youve properly corrected me recently, lets go for 3!!! :)

So i meant...a user can edit it (hopefully improving it) and then move it to mainspace. --ShabiDOO 21:23, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

You mean definitely improving it. If a user improves their previously deleted article, they may move it back into the mainspace. -- The Zombiebaron 03:21, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

It felt a little bit forced...but yes...you deserve your hat trick. Olé! ;) --ShabiDOO 03:35, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

This Talk Page Needs An Obnoxious, Shiny Template!

Wake & Bake withDr StrangeThursdays, 6 -10amKFJC 89.7fm

Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!--    14:24, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

There's really no need to thank me. -- The Zombiebaron 19:56, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

-- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:16

Thanks, you too. -- The Zombiebaron 08:05, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

FANKS

AG FANKS MAN! You was prove you are not a sout piel and now you can like to get dis template because you did pay attentions... Now go milk dat bliksimse cow!

There is really no need to thank me. -- The Zombiebaron 19:28, November 5, 2011 (UTC)

Devonport

Hi, I need someone to explain to me why my hard work on article Devonport is being continually huffed for no apparent reason. Despite my getting help from the IRC and fixing the few minor problems it had, as directed, it keeps being huffed with no justification. The article is funny, funny enough that I've had people who live there tell me about it, not knowing I wrote it. — Speculator

So far your page has been deleted 3 times. It was first deleted from Devonport, Tasmania by me on August 9th as part of Forest Fire Week 2011. You could have removed the {{FFW}} at any time, and you could have complained to either myself or the original tagger, THEDUDEMAN. Instead, on October 27th you decided to recreate your page from a saved version at the incorrect title, Devonport. Soon after, Xamralco added a {{ICU}} tag to the page, and when that expired on November 5th I deleted your page for the second time. Any time after the {{ICU}} was added, you could have removed it or talked to Xamralco or an admin about removing. And then, after I deleted your page, you recreated it a few hours later (once again with the same content), and so I huffed it again. I hope this explains why your page was huffed. If you would like to improve your article I suggest: adding more links and pictures, formatting your article so it looks like a standard encyclopedia article, and adding humour that will be funny to a broad audience (not just other people who live in Devonport). -- The Zombiebaron 03:34, November 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

Thanks for the welcome and guide. Here is a page to consider for VFD as I imagine you have access to it being a seasoned member - http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Travis_Barker --Dizziewiki 21:25, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

The page you linked has already been deleted. But for future reference, anybody is allowed to nominate pages on VFD (as long as they follow the rules). -- The Zombiebaron 22:25, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, ok. I couldn't find a way to edit the VFD page, but perhaps I need some more beer. Thanks for the advice. --173.53.89.201 02:00, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, that's probably because your account isn't what we call "autoconfirmed" yet. It will become autoconfirmed after approximately 3 days, and you will be able to edit VFD after that. -- The Zombiebaron 04:33, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

When I showed my recently featured article to my good friend Vasco da Gama, he had this to say:

“ Eu não falo Inglês, estúpido. ”

Thanks for your vote, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:48, 9 November 2011

There's really no need to thank me. -- The Zombiebaron 11:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Final solution

Re: "22:59, November 8, 2011 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Final solution" ‎ (The tribunal has spoken.)" Is this still around somewhere where I can take it away and work on it? It was under construction and I suspect it was canned because I hadn't worked on it for a week, due to being on holiday. Some friends thought it was a pretty funny article. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Apple the Great (talk • contribs)

I have saved a copy of the last version of your page here -- The Zombiebaron 03:49, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Welcoming noobs

I have welcomed some recently, but I really think the message could be reworked, especially the "if you don't like it, the door is here" line right in the first paragraph. When I joined, I remember that line put me off, since I contributed some before receiving the message and thought the message was typed especially for me, not a copypasta. It's not everybody that creates an account that is familiar with wikis, far from it thinks I. I'd like to write my "own" welcoming message, retouching the original one a bit. When I finish it on my userspace someday I feel like it, could you help me to make it in a {{}} fashion? Mattsnow 21:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

You can turn any page into a template by simply putting {{}} marks around the page title. For example, if you add {{:User talk:Zombiebaron}} the page will replicate the content of this page. However, with welcome templates, remember to add subst: before the title (e.g. {{subst:User talk:Zombiebaron}}) so that your welcome template doesn't become a magnet for vandals. I hope that helps. -- The Zombiebaron 22:47, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you ZB, nice crash course, I'll do that shortly, but I hate deadlines (I have enough IRL) I feel it's very important to welcome new users in the best way possible. Mattsnow 00:53, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

I agree. -- The Zombiebaron 01:00, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fix Template

I notice you have been tagging certain pages with the fix template, and also that one of them is not currently editable. It was apparently locked from editing to keep people from messing it up further, but while it is locked, it cannot be "fixed". If the article goes away after 30 days, it is almost guaranteed someone will write a much worse version. I would agree that the list section of that article needs to be redone, but not sure exactly how to improve the rest. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:23, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, I've removed the template. Thanks for catching that mistake on my part, I didn't see the protection when I tagged the page. -- The Zombiebaron 09:16, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Pete Wentz

Hello User:Zombiebaron, I am a hungry Uncyclopedian who wishes to write an article on Pete Wentz, I see that the title "Pete wentz" is fully protected from creation. (Note: last name isn't capitalized) I see on the huff log that it was removed due to Vanity and User:Codeine's Mum rule. I am uncertain to whether or not the article was on the celebrity or not, but I do testify that he is (was) a real celebrity, in the band Fall Out Boy. He is now working on a new project too. In other words, I am asking for permission to create this article, because I know that it is protected under an incorrect title. Ether way, I will understand your decision, as I am not "dying to write this". It isn't life or death to me, but I would still like to write it. I would put a lot of thought into it. I'm guessing that it was a vanity page covered with a celebrity's name or that it was just a shitty article/one liner.

Thank you --ZTVstudios 23:04, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

Try it with a capital W: Pete Wentz is unprotected. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:09, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

^ I'm asking for permission to do so, just because my title is slightly different doesn't mean it wouldn't be as unwanted, I also want to know why it is protected. Was it too many attempts at the subject, or is it just unwanted as a whole by uncyclopedia. --ZTVstudios 23:13, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

I ask you because I see have huffed it before, If you do not have the authority to allow this, who does? Please get back to me as soon as you can. --ZTVstudios 00:51, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

• I give you my permission to write an article about Pete Wentz. -- The Zombiebaron 03:40, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

Fix tags

Twilight (book), Asian women and Satan don't need much fixing, and are so funny that they may be considered feature material. Can you please remove the fix tags?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:48, November 18, 2011 (UTC)

I'm going to have to disagree with you. All three of those pages have some major formatting issues, and degenerate into extremely unfunny silliness rather quickly. If you clean up the pages and rewrite some of the text so it actually has jokes in it, you can remove the tags. -- The Zombiebaron 16:05, November 18, 2011 (UTC)

Also, Bleach? --monika 03:55, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I've removed the {{Fix}} tag off of Bleach. Perhaps it is my unfamiliarity with the subject, or the length of the article, but it makes my eyes glaze over and my brain disengage. I realize that you have put a great deal of effort into writing this page, so I'd just like to recommend that you consider shortening it and adding some more accessible humour to it. -- The Zombiebaron 04:06, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

:) Every day I have to fight fanboys who want to make it longer. Seriously, I haven't even responded to the last post to the talk page talking about some new developments in the 10-years-and-counting comic books (that I was barely reading when it was new) that he thinks means I should add a new section about a rival company. --monika 04:09, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I could semi-protect the page for you if that would help. -- The Zombiebaron 04:12, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I wouldn't worry about it. I knew it would be that kind of article when I rewrote it, and I feel like some of the discussions about the craft in the talk have helped some people out there somewhere. Much like the anime it's not about, it's an entry level article, and leaving it open makes us feel more welcoming. I have a fever, and everything I just wrote sounds like a more pretentious version of how I actually feel, so process it as needed. --monika 04:17, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 04:29, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

ICU

I noticed you put an ICU tag on HowTo:Make a pie. I made some formatting and other changes to the article to make it flow together better, and possibly more consistent. Could you take a look at it and tell me if the ICU tag is ready to be removed? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:01, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I have changed the {{ICU}} to a {{Expand}}. Even in the HowTo namespace, articles need to be composed of paragraphs not just lists. -- The Zombiebaron 05:15, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I reformatted it to paragraphs and added a section and links to other articles. Also, thanks for the picture for the article! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:29, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

No problem, thank you for improving the article. -- The Zombiebaron 06:37, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I see the article just got huffed, could I have a copy back in my userspace? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:27, November 26, 2011 (UTC)

I've moved it here for you. -- The Zombiebaron 00:28, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

American Pit Bull Terrier

Can I have a copyback?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:25, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

I've move the page here for you. -- The Zombiebaron 21:39, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks bub.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:35, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Final solution

Re: '17:27, November 18, 2011 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Final solution"' due to 'abandonment'. Article was not abandoned, I'm just very busy. I would like it retrived to work on, please (when I can!). – Preceding unsigned comment added by Apple the Great (talk • contribs)

Please work on your page in your userspace. -- The Zombiebaron 01:29, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

I've been editing on ED.ch and Wikipedia for a while, so I decided to come here. Except this site looks more like a place for me to troll rather than "edit constructively", but I'll refrain from doing so. Oranges and pie 22:13, November 23, 2011 (UTC)

If the first part of this edit is what you call constructive, then you may find yourself blocked sooner rather than later; please try to refrain from such behaviour. Regardless of appearances, Uncyclopedia is not a place to troll; doing so is against our highest laws. 1234 ~ 22:38, 23 November 2011

Thanks for letting me know. -- The Zombiebaron 23:54, November 23, 2011 (UTC)