User:Speculator

Hi, I'm Speculator.

I'm Uncyclopedia's biggest creator of invisible articles. So far, I've created over four million articles that don't exist. My articles suffer from a super-hero-like mutation that causes them to be invisible (or should that be "unvisible"?) to the naked (or indecently dressed) eye. This also protects them from being huffed randomly by bored admins, or edited badly by bored high-school teenagers (or being edited badly by bored admins and huffed by teenagers, seeing as those two groups appear to be one-and-the-same).

Anyway, for the rest about me, over to my good friend, twobeards:

Two beards are better than one.

L8r y'all.