User talk:Zombiebaron/archive51

Desysopping Frosty

Can you do the desysopping please? Forum:Deopping Frosty has support.

You have created an new account and you cannot login? (RESOLVED)

You have created an new account and you cannot login? UnNews (talk) 06:33, 20 June 2017 (UTC)

Firefox did something (Un)funny

"The owner of en.uncyclopedia.co has configured their website improperly. To protect your information from being stolen, Firefox has not connected to this website."

Not sure if this belong here or on a forum somewhere...

72.224.241.140 (talk) 23:24, 6 August 2017 (UTC)

The correct place for reports like this is The Ministry of Love. Thanks though! -- The Zombiebaron 18:45, 30 August 2017 (UTC)

WHY???

I don't know if you remember me or not, but I used to be honorable Uncyclopedia editor back before the spork separated into a spoon and fork. My account as Why do I need to provide this? here is apparently tied to some old email I no longer use. I verified I'm the same person over at the spoon as you can see if you check my account there (I verified it there because there's a person or two there who know me IRL).

I'm trying to copy/paste my old user page into my new account, but I keep getting all sorts of warnings that I'm a threat to national security or something. Any way I can do this? (I'm posting this to both Cat the Colourful and Zombiebaron as those and Kip the Dip are the active admins I recognize. Cat once gave me a cookie, and Zombiebaron gave me one of my undead love slaves (or maybe that was just a dream).  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  05:01, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Roza took care of it for me!  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  06:13, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Cool welcome back! -- The Zombiebaron 15:10, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome, although I'm only sort-of back. I'm on a break between assignments (i.e., nobody's paying me right now), so thought I'd do a few odds and ends. Also my Mommy wanted me to upload some pics here for an article she's stealing recycling from the spoon.  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  20:31, 9 June 2018 (UTC)

Also I couldn't resist doing this.  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:41, 18 June 2018 (UTC)

Nice! -- The Zombiebaron 23:00, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

Name change (last one, I swear)

Ohai Zombie, I was wondering if you could pretty please-with-a-cherry-on-top change my username to Rock-O-Jello, as that is the name I go by on most other wikis. I promise I won't change my name again. Thanks! --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 18:36, 6 August 2018 (UTC)

Alright I did it, you're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 02:54, 13 August 2018 (UTC)

Ty, your highness! :D --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 17:47, 17 September 2018 (UTC)

rename?

rename me to Xing 38. Qwvwe (talk) 19:08, 29 October 2018 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 07:38, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Email?

I tried use to ‘email this user’ feature to email you something, but it said that, to protect against spam, I’m only allowed to email a small number of users in a cetain amount of time. It’s been an hour now and it still doesn’t work. Pls let me email I promise no spam.--Unuser (talk) 19:58, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Diregard that, it has now worked! --Unuser (talk) 20:03, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Double-disregard that, the thing I requested has now been taken care of by another admin! --Unuser (talk) 20:17, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Hello, I have received your email. I've gone ahead and deleted your userpage as per your request. Have a nice day! -- The Zombiebaron 21:35, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Request for interwiki to the forked Ansaikuropedia, and some technical issues requiring a sysadmin's help

Hi, I'm here to make several requests that require a sysadmin's help. I've already asked a lot to Lyrithya on Illogicopedia (mainly regarding interwikis), so I'd like to ask you this time.

1. I'd like to have the interwiki prefixes ain: and ryu: added for the forked Japanese Ansaikuropedia on Miraheze. It should be in this format: https://ansaikuropedia.miraheze.org/wiki/$1. I know any crats can work on it, but to add custom setups to make these codes work as language codes, we need a sysadmins's help.
   • I'd be glad if you also consider about the prefix ja: (as Roza and I had a talk on discord).
2. Long pages tend to load forever, with no tabs and sidebars being displayed, and some parts being hidden. It doesn't occur every time, but it occurs most of the times.
3. Preview of the page is now displayed under the editbox, and sometimes also loads forever.
4. "Add a topic" tab also doesn't appear sometimes on somepages.

I think the latter two technical issues are quite serious because it can lead to readers and editors leaving this Uncyclopedia (and possibly making users move to fandom/wikia, or the newly created Miraheze version). Could you fix them? Thanks.--The Pioneer 15:47, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

The Pioneer: 3 looks like you may have changed your user setting; the default setting for preview on top has not changed, and I just created a new account and confirmed it had the correct default setting. Check your preferences?

4 and 2 could be related to the same sort of problem, but it's hard to say without any way to replicate the issue. Can you provide some specific pages on which this happened as examples, for each? -— Lyrithya ༆ 17:09, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

It seems Lyrithya has already resolved all your issues. -- The Zombiebaron 19:14, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

Lyrithya Actually, I do use "Show preview on first edit," but the same thing continued to happen even after I unchecked it. (for 3)

OK, "Add topic" tab appears on your newly shortened talk page, but it doesn't appear on this page, for example (for 4). I can edit this page, but when previewed, the same issue as 2 happens. It happens randomly on long pages in general, but for whatever reasons, it didn't happen on Uncyclopedia:Best of but on Art's True Meanings.--The Pioneer 04:44, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

There is no add topic tab on this page because I specifically removed it. -- The Zombiebaron 06:05, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Okay, might want to make sure this wasn't done on the other ones, too, then. And the preference for preview on top is below that. Make sure that's checked, maybe try unchecking it, saving, then rechecking it and saving again to properly reset it? Tell me if that doesn't work. -— Lyrithya ༆ 19:22, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Vandal detected

Hi. As reported here, I found a hyperactive vandal to ban as soon as possible. --Spam Removal Unit 05:37, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

PS: thanks. Because of that talk among us, I caught the opportunity to search for a better signature :-D Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 05:40, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

Hello ZB

Is it possible that we never had a decent Madonna article around here? I saw you deleted it recently and there are like 700 deleted versions. I'm just wondering. ~ Kakun · talk 04:04, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

About an article huffing

Basically, why did you huff the article Minidisc? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.41.243.177 (talk • contribs)

I deleted it because the {{construction}} tag expired and it looked like it had never been finished. If you'd like me to restore it so you can continue working on it at your leisure, please register for an account. -- The Zombiebaron 19:52, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

HMC Topic

Your topic is: WATERMELONS – roza^☭ 00:24, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for participating in Happy Monkey 2019!

2019 Happy Monkey Award!

Congratulations, Happy Monkey Contestant, for participating in the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest! Better luck next time, bozo!

Why I haven't been active here

There's one reason. I'm a Wikia girl. I've admined half a dozen sites there including the Spoon. But if they don't come here, I probably will. I had a couple articles featured there that aren't here yet, but I don't want to retype everything. I can't import here without being an admin. So could you help me get them here pretty please? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:20, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

There are no hard feelings about people having stayed with Wikia, at least not from me. I totally understand it: I was also planning to stay and help guide the Wikia site back in 2012, but I was forced to leave. Just provide me with a list of what needs to be imported, and I'll so it ASAP. -- The Zombiebaron 20:22, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

Thanks! The two I'd like now are FM and Mel Gibbon, which I'd really like by its original name Mel Gibson. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:04, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

I've just imported Mel Gibson and FM. This was my first import so let me know if there are any problems. -- The Zombiebaron 17:34, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

It looks like the pictures weren't ported. Feel free to upload them here. -- The Zombiebaron 17:44, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

So you aren't an import virgin now? It doesn't import pics just links. I'll add them thankies! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:32, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

I hate to throw a wrench in the works, but as I contributed pics to both FM and Mel Gibson, I can't help noticing that they're listed as having been featured here. Were they actually featured, or is that old code from the other Uncyclopedia? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:29, 16 March 2019 (UTC)

Images and articles featured between 2013 and 2018 will not be currently mirrored between the two active versions of the English Uncyclopedia. I would certainly like to introduce a procedure for creating parity between the disparate versions of the wiki at some time in the future, especially to facilitate a merge of the communities. -- The Zombiebaron 06:52, 16 March 2019 (UTC)

Please post your letter

I got a bunch of comments and questions from people about this and that and something else that you already answered in your email to the Spoon admins. Your email was marvelous. Could you post it publicly in the forum at http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:A_message_from_Fandom ? If you don't want to post there, let me know and I can post it for you. Thankies! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:13, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

I believe the Wikia admins have received two emails from me this week, via Romartus. I'm not sure which one you are referring to, but you are more than welcome to post it publicly. I agree with your comment at UncycloWikia earlier that this discussion is something that should be happening publicly. So far none of your admins have joined the UnMeta discord, but we've had a few very confused English users come by, and I think more transparency would help to clear up their confusion. -- The Zombiebaron 20:26, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

I'll post one or maybe both! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:06, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

Posted The Uncyclopedia Reunification Plan. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:22, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

👍 -- The Zombiebaron 04:11, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

I am going to say this forum - https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFS - is somewhat premature since nothing has been agreed as such as regards a possible merger. You were at liberty at publishing your email (this is the first one we are talking about) to confirm that Fork/Spoon have been talking. I haven't been on UnMeta as such as I wanted to hear from all the Uncyclopedia (Wika/Spoon) admins first. There is also a contradiction of what is being proposed by Lyrithya's offer of dual hosting as posted there: https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:A_message_from_Fandom (posted as Athyria). Perhaps Lyrithya could clarify that point so we are clear what is being discussed with a possible Uncyclopedia re-unification proposal. --<insert name here>eak with Lyrithya I suggest her talkpage, but I think I have a good understanding of what she wrote. Due to the limited timeline offered by Wikia, Lyrithya has proposed that all of the content created on your wiki after the split be moved to a wiki on our servers, so that the community could take however long is necessary to properly merge all content. -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

I think the noms are a good faith effort by the Fork. The Spoon is getting melted soon. We don't have time to wait. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:30, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

On VFS you should know we were already talking about Alden Loveshade for admin before this whole thing started, and he got oped. So really he should be changed to Wikia admin who transfers here. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:47, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

I can't create articles

It said I'm a spammer :( Hotbagoftots (talk) 20:19, 12 March 2019 (UTC)

What's the problem? -- The Zombiebaron 21:27, 13 March 2019 (UTC)

You can't be King of Canada

I looked it up. Everyone who was king of Canada is dead. So as you're alive, you can't be...wait, zombie. Nevermind. User:Alden Loveshade/sig29 01:30, 18 March 2019 (UTC)

Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 08:47, 24 March 2019 (UTC)

Admin Princess

I'm Princess Admin! Is there an announcement somewhere listing all the new admins? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:06, 5 April 2019 (UTC)

I made an announcement on Discord. Here's a screenshot of the log entries. -- The Zombiebaron 20:29, 5 April 2019 (UTC)

Dropping by

Not sure if you remember this but I was the 9 year old kid that wrote that stupid We've Gotta Be Meowed article you deleted seven years back. I apologize for any cringe that caused hehe SavageBoy69 (talk) 11:09, 25 April 2019 (UTC)

What happened?

Hi Zombie, I noticed that when UnWikia was being shut down we were talking about them merging with us, but after the shutdown was complete they decided to move to their own site. I asked them what happened, and llwy nipped at me. Do you know what's going on, Your Undead Highness? I'm terribly confused... --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 15:13, 20 May 2019 (UTC)

Rock-o, one of the most important parts of doing anything in comedy, writing it, collaborating with others in it...is not not take yourself too seriously AND when it is amateur volunteer stuff to be modest about what humour is and other people's approach to humor. NOW GO WRITE SOME FUNNY FUCKING SHIT NOW OR ILL BAN YOUR UNFUNNY ASS YOU SKANlY DOUCHE-KEBAP!!!!! ShabiDOO 06:20, 13 July 2019 (UTC)

My Sincerest Thanks

Thanks for your just actions. 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 05:25, 13 August 2019 (UTC)

Tank you if not of cancellings page erasing no. becauz is of longest title evur i are of have guinness record big money billion dollarz we makeup into deal 80 percent mony me and 20 cent mony you good pacta dealings

tanko you let paysano amerigano. --87.17.18.150 (talk) 05:35, 11 October 2019 (UTC)

ok. -- The Zombiebaron 05:38, 11 October 2019 (UTC)

I'll get you for that...

I was tradition! And now you've ended that... *Sad Belgium noises* See you in hell, ZombieBaron! -$

~ sin($) tan(€) 08:51, 22 October 2019 (UTC)

I will have you know that I complained a lot about you getting removed from the logo, but I was eventually out voted. See you in hell MoneySign! -- The Zombiebaron 15:10, 22 October 2019 (UTC)

I thought you could use some positivity in your day!

Good job! Woo! Way to huff that article! You do you. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:16, 29 October 2019 (UTC)

Thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 16:47, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia accuses me of abusing Ralph Lauren

Hail! I'm trying to create a new page (about systemd), but I get the following message.

Error: This action has been automatically identified as harmful, and therefore disallowed. If you believe your action was constructive, please inform an administrator of what you were trying to do. A brief description of the abuse rule which your action matched is: "Ralph Lauren"

I don't think my page has any content related to Ralph Lauren, nor any copyrighted content. And I personally wouldn't abuse Ralph Lauren as I find him fascinating but a bit on the elder side. Also, I am a male heterosexual. I guess. -- User:Tukler/sig 11:54, 06 November 2019 (UTC)

Hello Tukler. It sounds like you are accidentally tripping our AbuseFilter, a series of automated filters designed to combat robotic spam. I can't actually be sure which filter you are running into, does it happen to give you any more information? You can try uploading your article to pastebin so I can take a look at it and try to determine the issue. I recommend you join our Discord server, where you can speak to several admins including our top technical staff in the #tech-support channel. -- The Zombiebaron 16:46, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Hi Tukler, sorry to butt into this conversation. The Ralph Lauren filter is sort of a "catch-all" filter to stop spambots from promoting commercial content. The reason your edit was blocked was because it contained the word "android", a word commonly used by spambots to promote commercial Android products. ZB changed the name of the filter to "silence, brand" to make it more understandable. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:04:14 2019/11/06 UTC

You will be able to include the word "android" in your article once your account is marked as autoconfirmed, until then you will have to change it in order to upload your article. -- The Zombiebaron 17:07, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Thank you Zombiebaron and Y, I managed to publish the article:) The word "android" was easily dispensable as it was part of what I took from the old "unfunny" deleted article as a tribute to the original author. I hope mine is slightly funnier (and not just too nerdy), hopefully enough to meet the standards, so that maybe somebody else can then develop on it. Thank you again for the tech support! -- User:Tukler/sig 15:02, 09 November 2019 (UTC)

Glad to hear everything worked out for you Tukler. If you have any other questions feel free to ask. -- The Zombiebaron 05:18, 10 November 2019 (UTC)

Wolf-like-hampton Beginnings: The Truth Beside the Myth explained to My Fanbase (all you Uncyclopedians)

Dudley is DA city. Dudley is DA alpha and omega. Dudley lies next to Birmingham and Dudley is the REAL REASON of the existance of Wolf-like-hampton upon Da Beetlejuicy Taste of Dyeahrrhoeoa. Dudley: The reason behind Wolf-like-hampton youknowhat... Not for the city, but for that user named Dudley something speaking about poop, banned by Roman Dog Bird who banned me 7 years ago saying something as "only Dudley can speak about poop". And so I decided to became a Super-Dudley. A Bromwich? Nope! A Birmingham? Nope! A Walsall? Nope. A Wolf-youknowhat-hampton. And dat's da truth. Yes but the user was not Dudley-related. Not all Dudleys refer to dat city next to Birmingham. Yes, I know, diddley-doodley-doo! But... Hey, Dudley City is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. And am a douchebag. Heeeyh. And dat's the truth behind the myth. My fanbase (all of u) breaked by ballhogs asking to me what was the truth about MYTH'S ORIGINS and... THAT'S IT! Hey, am really cool :-D Am better than DA FONZ. Yeaaah! :-DDD --AIMSPLODE IS SHIT (talk) 03:49, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for sharing this with me on my talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 04:35, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Username change request

Hi, ZB. I'd like to change my username to something more uplifting, such as TwasBrillig. My current username could identify me publicly, and although that could get me a few chicks...OK, one...maybe half...let's just say as the guy who wrote Creepy, my political career could be destroyed. If I ever entered politics. Which I would never do. Or whatever. Slithy Tove 00:59, 4 December 2019 (UTC)

Your account has been renamed to User:TwasBrillig. Nice to see you editing again, welcome back! -- The Zombiebaron 03:09, 4 December 2019 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thank you for letting me know! Yeah, I thought that it wasn't suitable for mainspace either, but I was struggling on where to move it to. I was thinking of sandbox, bio, etc, but at least that the issue has been resolved. Thanks again! --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 22:56, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

Answered on your talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 23:02, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

Will do! Plus btw, I have used this to display Dove Windsor title|Dove Windsor. I'm happy that there are administrators here because one day I'd love to be one myself. --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 23:02, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

Old Guard

hey zombie, good to know at least one of the old crew is still actively being funny. nice job on the molson virus image. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:59, 7 March 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gerrycheevers! If you come check out our Discord server there are probably a few other names you'll recognize from the old days. Glad to see you're still around! -- The Zombiebaron 23:09, 7 March 2020 (UTC)

WIndows x console

https://github.com/RandomStuffyeah/Windows-X-Console --Username (talk) 00:37, 15 March 2020 (UTC)

I don't know what that is. -- The Zombiebaron 00:42, 15 March 2020 (UTC)

That is the link to a rewritten Windows x console, do you have the code to the original? --Username (talk) 01:03, 16 March 2020 (UTC)

I don't know what that is. -- The Zombiebaron 01:36, 16 March 2020 (UTC)

Renovation of Uncyclopedia

Latex:

This is very old thanks to Wikipedia. I wanna be Uncyclopedia’s administrator.

Mesmo:

Isso é muito antigo, graças à Wikipedia. Eu quero ser o administrador da Uncyclopedia.

(talk) 22:36, 25 March 2020 (UTC)

Ok, we have an administrator election coming next month. -- The Zombiebaron 23:45, 25 March 2020 (UTC)

Request

Hi

I'm Sourav Halder from Bangladesh. I am Bengali[[1]] uncyclopedia bureaucrat and Administrato I want to work in the ranks.I found out that Bangla uncyclopedia is not running.It wants to keep the mango running.I have my working experience.Another thing I want to ask is do I have to open another account for Bangla। uncyclopedia to work.Sourav Halder (talk) 03:19, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

Okay, we all want to keep the mango running for sure. I don't speak Bengali, but maybe if you join our Discord somebody can help you. -- The Zombiebaron 03:40, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

discord The link is not working.I request you to tell me about your community.Sourav Halder (talk) 05:45, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

Another thing I want to ask is do I have to open another account for Bangla। uncyclopedia to workSourav Halder (talk) 05:46, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Zombiebaron, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sourav Halder (talk) 05:57, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 07:15, 14 April 2020 (UTC)

Sourav Halder has forever insulted ten year olds.--Thingy 18:20, 19 May 2020 (UTC)

Creating an article

While I was creating an article on a former argentine president, the abuse filter was activated due to "Polish/Turkish spammers". I believe I know why it was activated and it's because this guy's nickname (Carlos Menem) was "El turco" which means "The Turk" in spanish. Which is not a derogatory term. Anyway, I removed the "problematic term" edit but it still was preventing me to save the article. What should I do? --Tmgrayeb (talk) 02:05, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

Hi, I've just changed your userrights. You are now a "confirmed" user, and you should no longer have an issue with the abuse filter. -- The Zombiebaron 02:10, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

Thanks. Much appreciated.--Tmgrayeb (talk) 02:16, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

No problem. Nice article! -- The Zombiebaron 02:18, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

Unbanning permabanned IPs project

Alright, on that unbanning IPs from 12 years ago thing: I reckon you'd want a link to the spreadsheet containing it all.
So, here it is.
As of right now, I've got to November 2007. Though I've got a question to ask you: Why am I doing this, and why is this important? I predict this will take 35-50 hours of my time to get to 2011, as that's about 2,500 entries.
Also, shout.

This is how I believe the mods felt during 2007: This text is linked to a pretty good song
- Risviltsov Yell at me! 04:55, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

Cool, thanks. The reason you are doing this is because you asked for something to do. The goal of this endeavor is to increase the number of people that can contribute to the site. Looks good so far. -- The Zombiebaron 16:03, 16 April 2020 (UTC)

Questions

Some Days h contacted your community but have not received an answer yet.Sourav Halder (talk) 17:21, 17 April 2020 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 17:22, 17 April 2020 (UTC)

What i do nowSourav Halder (talk) 17:24, 17 April 2020 (UTC)

Did you try joining our Discord server and asking your questions there? -- The Zombiebaron 17:25, 17 April 2020 (UTC)

right

autoconfirmed user and Rollback Request for the positionSourav Halder (talk) 17:44, 18 April 2020 (UTC)

You are already autoconfirmed. -- The Zombiebaron 22:49, 18 April 2020 (UTC)

Sorry autopatrolled and Rollbacker Want to beSourav Halder (talk) 05:33, 19 April 2020 (UTC)

Plos into lovings me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah! --Walbro (talk) 19:54, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

Oh yeah! -- The Zombiebaron 06:58, 26 April 2020 (UTC)

VFS

Looks like that was my bad. Just wanna confirm, the 2nd round of VFS is only for admins, correct? MrX blow me 20:49, 26 April 2020 (UTC)

Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Ok cool thanks. Totally overlooked it at first. MrX blow me 03:22, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Deleted stuff

Hey. I delete stuff sometimes by mistake while browsing recent changes on my phone. Sorry about that. ~ Kakun · talk 01:31, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 01:32, 30 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 06:23, 2 May 2020 (UTC)

Blocked User:Thomas.W

The blocked user, who impersonated me here, is back as Special:Contributions/188.31.174.63, making the same edit on European Borders as the blocked user repeatedly made (the geolocation also matches the known location of the person who has been harassing me for years...). Cheers, Real.Thomas.W (talk) 15:38, 5 May 2020 (UTC)

Alright, I've blocked the IP for a week. If it is used for this sort of action again it will be banned for longer. If this sort of harassment persists on Uncyclopedia the fastest way to contact an admin for assistance is via our Discord. -- The Zombiebaron 16:31, 5 May 2020 (UTC)

Please replace the MediaWiki namespace messages

The NS:MW messages need your help. Here’s what I want you to replace:

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 |<!-- Page is only cascade-protected via a self-transclusion, defer to MediaWiki:protectedpagetext -->
 | {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
  | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|protect|$3}} <!-- Display the protection editnotice if it exists. (See [[Uncyclopedia:Editnotice#Protection notices]].) -->
  | <!-- Cascading protection and no protection editnotice. Display the suggestions and the edit request link. -->
    {{protected page text/cascade||$3|pages=$2|number=$1}} {{#ifeq:$3|edit|{{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
  }}
}}

MediaWiki:Customcssprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=CSS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsonprotected

{{protected page text/user-json||$1}}

Thank you for your help, and have a good Tuesday! (Sent at 10:46am PST) 70.71.93.193 (talk) 17:47, 12 May 2020 (UTC)

Sig

I like your signature. You're the best bureaucrat ever! 70.71.93.193 (talk) 04:25, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 08:09, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I beg to differ. What kind of "best" bureaucrat comes from Nunavut? Shabidoo (talk) 12:28, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Agreement

Hi, ZB! Today we're making an agreement with the admins to replace code in MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext, and Cassie tested my template in MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected. The code in some subpages of Template:Protected page text has been changed to make it humorous. So I wonder where the agreement meeting is, and if the text in MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext should become this text:

__NOTOC__{{#switch:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}
 | {{FULLPAGENAME}}|= {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
      }}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->
   }}
}}

If the admins don't agree we might have to replace it even more. If they do agree we can do so. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 23:48, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

It sounds like Kev has this matter under control. -- The Zombiebaron 00:05, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

OK. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 00:58, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Protect some pages

As those pages are used in interface messages, please protect the following pages:

• Template:Protected page text
• Template:Protected page text/cascade

I’ll tell you when there’s more. Thank you. Mr. Saed (talk) 02:48, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Did you hear what I just said from the above? Mr. Saed (talk) 04:43, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (read this whole section

Zombiebaron, is it possible for you to change this wiki’s settings? If it is, can you please add new permissions called interface administrators (they can edit only edit another user’s CSS and JS settings and MediaWiki:Common.css and MediaWiki:Common.css), add template editor (add a new protection level template protection with it too) and an extended confirmed permission (they are people who are at least 30 days old and have made at least 500 edits. Add extended confirmed protection along with it, too.) Thank you. – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 03:24, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

No I do not have access to the server, once we hold a community vote to ratify these changes our server admins will implement them. -- The Zombiebaron 03:39, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay. Can you also replace the file of Template:Protected page text and its subpages Template:Protected page text/cascade, Template:Protected page text/user-json, Template:Protected page text/semi, and Template:Protected page text/full with the cocklocks you uploaded (the ones with text and pictures)? Also upload the interface protection cocklock. Thank you! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 05:00, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

There are currently three designs of cocklock and we will be hold a voting to see which is best. -- The Zombiebaron 05:03, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay, thank you for letting me know!!! 🙏 – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 06:07, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi again.

Can you replace MediaWiki:Protectedinterface with:

{{#switch:{{#invoke:Page|contentModel|{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACENUMBER}}|-1|{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|0|2}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}}
 |css|javascript=<!-- Defer to [[MediaWiki:Sitecssprotected]] and [[MediaWiki:Sitejsprotected]] -->
 |#default={{protected interface|$1}} 
}}

Thanks! Have a warm Saturday! 70.71.93.193 (talk) 07:55, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello

There’s a problem with this wiki. Every system message I see switches from the old version to the new version to the old version. Can you fix it? Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 01:03, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

I believe what you are describing is an issue with the cache. -- The Zombiebaron 13:19, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Hello! Can you upload the cocklock for creation protection? Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 20:30, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

When the community voting resolves the design we will be using for our locks, we will create a full retinue of locks in that style. -- The Zombiebaron 20:32, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay. Thank you for letting me know! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 20:38, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Please block 100.37.8.217. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 01:59, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Can you upload 3 new cocklocks, the interface protection cocklock, the create protection cocklock, and the move protection cocklock? Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 02:17, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Didn’t you see what I just said from the start? 70.71.93.193 (talk) 04:57, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Yes. Didn't you see what I just said from the start? -- The Zombiebaron 04:58, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

So, like I said, can you upload 3 new cocklocks, the interface protection cocklock, the create protection cocklock, and the move protection cocklock? Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 05:14, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi :)100.37.8.217 (talk) 05:09, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

When the community voting resolves the design we will be using for our locks, we will create a full retinue of locks in that style. -- The Zombiebaron 05:18, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay. Also, thanks for fixing a broken tag in my signature! I also fixed my signature a few days ago. – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 05:34, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Your signature is still broken please use Template:Nosubst. -- The Zombiebaron 05:43, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Oh. Thanks for pointing that out. – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 05:52, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Protectedinterface

Can you replace this page with:

{{#switch:{{#invoke:Page|contentModel|{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACENUMBER}}|-1|{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|0|2}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}}
 |css|javascript=<!-- Defer to [[MediaWiki:Sitecssprotected]] and [[MediaWiki:Sitejsprotected]] -->
 |#default={{protected interface|$1}} 
}}

Thanks! 70.71.93.193 (talk) 06:18, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

My Friend Can't Do Edits

His username is Legolas649. He can't even create his user page. Every time he tries to make an edit it says it was caught in the spam filter. Please help him.--User:Thingy (talk) 18:31, 20 May 2020 (UTC)

I've fixed things so your friend can edit, sorry about that. -- The Zombiebaron 23:49, 20 May 2020 (UTC)

Thanks!--User:Thingy (talk) 12:55, 21 May 2020 (UTC)

Add some content into MediaWiki:Common.css

Can you please add the following content in MediaWiki:Common.css:

/* Remove bullets when there are multiple edit page warnings */
ul.permissions-errors > li {
	list-style: none none;
}
ul.permissions-errors {
	margin: 0;
}

Thank you. Warmly, 70.71.93.193 (talk) 04:58, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

Please stop adding stuff like this to my talkpage. Site design changes require a community vote on the Village Dump. -- The Zombiebaron 14:20, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

ICU time and date

How do I add the time and date to an ICU tag? Thanks. MrX blow me 19:03, 27 May 2020 (UTC)

{{ICU|~~~~~|sub/fix=example}}. For a full explanation of how to use the ICU tag, see its template page: Template:ICU. -- The Zombiebaron 21:20, 27 May 2020 (UTC)

Cool, thanks again. MrX blow me 21:23, 27 May 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 28 May 2020 (UTC)

Help

How do you make the thing at the top of Grue Army's page? ---User:Thingy (talk) 15:27, 30 May 2020 (UTC)

Template:menu-begin, Template:menu-btn, and Template:menu-end. You can see them in action by editing this page. -- The Zombiebaron 15:46, 30 May 2020 (UTC)

Plos into bannings me HIM

Hi, Great Leader of the ZCP. Am glad to report this turd, an imperialist counter-revolutionary enemy of the people mass-murderer serial killer new quisling traitor etc etc... that is doing some crimes:

• Filling the site with lots of idiotic pages, unworthy of my wandolysms
• Being a shame for our vandalcategory (my vandalisms are NRHPized)
• He was unable to create a new SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA social phenomenon

For this hi crimes against the CPU and the ZCP I suggest: permaban, beheading, shooting for high treason, nuke his hometown, damnatio memoriae, ostrakon, turds for breakfast. It's tough, but it's the law of the CPU. And, btw, thanks for all and for your vote. Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 21:56, 31 May 2020 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 02:01, 1 June 2020 (UTC)

Hacking up an image

Hi Zombiebaron, could you hack up an image for me? I need File:Manilow.jpg.--Abacab (talk) 02:17, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

Okay here it is -- The Zombiebaron 02:25, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

Lol, I didn't know the pic would look like that. I thought it was going to be of Barry Manilow (I was going to use it in that article). Nvm, you can huff it again.--Abacab (talk) 02:45, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

Thanks

for assigning me rollback so I can revert vandalism. whytheonlyone 💬 🤠 22:02, 22 June 2020 (UTC)

No problem, welcome to this Uncyclopedia project! Can you please follow the instructions at Template:Nosubst to fix your signature so that its code doesn't appear on every page you sign? Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 22:08, 22 June 2020 (UTC)

Done. whytheonlyone (complain?) 22:18, 22 June 2020 (UTC)