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Od Bihaća do Petrovca sela, SRU removes spam from premises! Xaxaxaxaxa! Hue hue hue!

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Remove spam, remove spam from premises! Yuo the worst cook smell! --Spam Removal Unit 17:07, 12 July 2018 (UTC)

Xaxaxaxaxa!

Hue hue hue! --Spam Removal Unit 17:21, 12 July 2018 (UTC)

Welcome back

I apologize for anything Lost Labyrinth did. I believe they made an error in judgment and acted rather hastily. Here's how your triumphant return is gonna work. You continue to do what you were doing prior to your block (and please try to stick to one IP, the cause of your ban in the first place) and you don't harass LL or any other admin. Just be the same SRU you always were. I trust you. That's why I reinstated you. Good luck. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:10, 20 August 2018 (UTC)

Thanks for all. He was hasty, I became a dick... Ok, incident closed. The SRU is back. Thanks again. --Spam Removal Unit 00:57, 22 August 2018 (UTC)

Made your poem a template

So... yeah. Your welcome. Template:Spam Removal Unit -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:06, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

Lol, thanks a lot for your gift, I appriceated it. Btw, I transformed it (temporarily) in a redirect to my user page. I have to fix something related to QuickVFD template (and generated cat) and other tech details. I'll work to it soon :-) --Spam Removal Unit 00:57, 22 August 2018 (UTC)

Autopatrolled

Congratulations! Magic Bus requested that I grant you autopatrolled status. Basically, this means that you've earned our trust. Once again, congratulations. You've earned it, big guy. :) PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:51, 1 September 2018 (UTC)

Thanks a lot, to you and Magic Bus. I'm moved, really. I can't remove tears from the eyes premises. --Spam Removal Unit 11:58, 2 September 2018 (UTC)

Delete this

I am going to move a page to this article (I know it breaks the page format but there is DISPLAYTITLE.) Please delete it --Qwvwe (talk) 23:27, 23 September 2018 (UTC)

Uhm, I have not well understood but, as for Llanfair etc etc, long titles are now allowed (that was, IMHO, a very very old rule). I moved Taumata to Taumata etc etc. --Spam Removal Unit 10:16, 24 September 2018 (UTC)

rename

can you rename me to ☭? they have had no contributions since 2011 so can i? --Qwvwe (talk) 15:24, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

Like this template?

• {{Yugoslavia flag}}

i learned how to make color ascii art and make them into templates like these

• {{China flag}}
• {{USA flag}}
• {{USSR flag}}
• {{UK flag}}

you can request for a certain image or just the details of an image i made the jugoslavija one for you i can make dat face if u want to thanks Qwvwe (talk) 17:52, 29 October 2018 (UTC)

Thanks a lot :-) I'll think about your suggestion. Btw, I like this templates, and I created a category for them. Note: I changed their links (here, above) into "tl" form. Very good work :-) --Spam Removal Unit 14:02, 18 November 2018 (UTC)

A few notes

Hello SRU! I don't believe we've ever spoken, so I'd just like to start out by saying I'm very thankful for your help in maintaining the wiki.
Earlier today you added Bestsupercool123 to Ban Patrol for the crime of writing two very short articles (one which had been marked with {{construction}}). This is not a bannable offense. You added his two articles and all his pictures to QVFD as well. We are not in the habit of summarily deleting unfinished work by new authors. The {{construction}} marks a page that is being worked on, and if it goes unedited for 7 days it becomes a candidate for deletion.
On a similar note, you removed the {{ICU}} from Jive and added it to QVFD. ICU tags mark a page that has 7 days to be improved before it is considered for deletion. I tagged Jive with an ICU on January 8, which is why the template says "This page will be re-checked on 16 January 2019". In the past removing ICU tags the way you did was a bannable offense, but I'll let you go this time because I assume you were ignorant to this fact.
Overall I would say it is better if we as a community try our best to be as welcoming as possible to new users, encouraging them write new content instead of deleting it as fast as possible.
Also you should know your signature is in violation of the signature policy on height, and once again I'm not banning you for that because I assume you did not know.
If you have any questions about any of this let me know I'd be happy to help out. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 02:02, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Hi, I read your note about that usere and, as you can see, I withdrew my request because I was too hurry. I agree with you about what you said, but I have to specify something, just because you don't think I go nuts :-) . Well, I explained the reasons behind my notice, because in last months I found a mass of gibberish/microstubs tagged with construction and abandoned, by noobs or IPs, vanished after a single edit in a sigle day, that used this construction trick to "save" their articles. About Jive, it should be a tech problem, maybe affecting my PC or the template itself: I read This page will be re-checked on 9 January 2019, and for this reason I wrote that the ICU ended 3 days ago. Regarding the signature, I didn't know, and now I've fixed it. Regards. --Spam Removal Unit 02:30, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Anyway, goodbye... I quit. --Spam Removal Unit 02:32, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Thank you! I did see that you withdrew the ban request, we're just experiencing a bit of server difficulties this evening as we update the wiki's software, so I couldn't reply to you on BanPatrol. I totally agree that in recent months expired WIP and ICU tags have been left unchecked, but this is a problem caused by administrative laziness not the writers. Uncyclopedia:Maintenance is a page that lists all the expired tags: please come find an admin if you notice they aren't being deleted. -- The Zombiebaron 02:48, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

DPL extension bug

Hi! Just dropped by to let you know that I tracked down the root cause of a recent bug where an article nominated for front-page highlight caused Uncyclopedia:VFH to vomit partially-digested wiki code. Turns out that a combination of characters in your signature were breaking the DPL extension which that page uses to retrieve nominations: --{{. If you could be so kind as to change your signature preference so that there is another character between the -- and the {{, it should solve the problem for now. Obviously, this wasn't your fault; the DPL extension is a horrible, buggy pile of soggy butts. I'm going to submit a bug report to the maintainers as soon as I can completely narrow down the issue. Thanks! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 25 '19 12:20 (UTC)

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