Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is a hill in New Zealand. Due to it just being a useless hill, its floccinaucinihilipilification level is a novemnogagintanongentillion times higher than its elevation.

According to legend, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is the very spot where Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo got stuck in a well for so long it caused him to get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Legend has it that the ghost of Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo still haunts Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu to this very day. This may explain why Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is agreed by most chronopharmacologists to be the source of the terrible pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism disease spread by a nest of parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides flies living there.

Origins

Since this was before any of the shocks and excitement of colonialism, Jesus and repression struck Aotearoa, Maori Chief Lilo Stitch was bored. The most fun thing he could think of doing was playing his glorious nose flute to the tune of "You're Welcome," a song that was later stolen by the white saviors to make an awesome movie called Moana.

Nicknames

nicknames for Taumata: Taumata, Taumata-whakatangihanga-koauau-o-Tamatea-haumai-tawhiti-ure-haea-turi-pukaka-piki-maunga-horo-nuku-pokai-whenua-ki-tana-tahu