User talk:Radical Rocko

I is a cute emo gril! :3

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Hey!...

Hey <misgendering redacted>! I have juste an thing to say: i just changed the spelling of my username! And you know? In 1954, Thomas the train crashed with an derailment in the thumbnail (with “soul train”)... Lol 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 10:31, 1 November 2022 (UTC) PS: i have an bad english. My typing was gay as fuck...

...you know i'm a girl, right? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:41, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

Oops... :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 18:28, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

you're welcome. just remember to send me that paycheck you bribed me with, ok? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:55, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

Wait what? Rocko was bribed by MrX? What happened? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:44, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, the check's in the mail. MrX blow me 05:50, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

lul --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:50, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

So, there are no records of this thing, then? At least, not where I can find them? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:53, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

You can find the records in the dark alleyway over there. 06:55, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

get my creepy dress while you're at it, si'l vous plait. i left it there on accident --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:04, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

Dark alleyway? I can't find it. Is there an article for this? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:19, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

It´s right here. 08:52, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

IT'S TIME TO PARTY, LET'S PARTY

I'm here using my 19,999th edit to inform you that

PINKIE PIE

is

BEST PONY!!!!!!!! :P

-- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:02, Feb. 13, 2023

--Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:54, 13 February 2023 (UTC)

Cats

You better like cats or the hats on the bat mats. (whats that thing called again where they all have different first letters?). But seriously, you better like CATS!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:02, 19 February 2023 (UTC) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:02, 19 February 2023 (UTC)

wait did i sign twice!? Maaaan, I'm going as insane as everybody else here! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:03, 19 February 2023 (UTC)

lol i do like cats actually --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:57, 20 February 2023 (UTC)

Then help me beat up ARandomPage, with fluffy tails!! He will run in fear!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:30, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

TERRIFYING, ISN'T IT! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:32, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

@BraGreMat:, JOIN OUR CAT ARMY!

TOGETHER WE WILL PROOVE VICTORIOUS AGAINST THE PONY SPACE THREAT!! (just joking of course, i got nothing against page.) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:35, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

I will not run in fear! All cats and ponies deserve depth, and I shall enforce this truth with violence! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:41, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

But WHY? WHY do cats deserve depth? I thibk their fur already gives them depth. And plenty of it in some cases. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:45, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

They deserve depth because they (probably) haven't had enough character development yet! Character development is important! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:26, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Sure, why not. 09:10, 1 March 2023 (UTC)

PAGE, YOU ARE LIVING IN DENIAL! PONIES ARE CUTE, DEEP, AND HUGGABLE! *throws watermelon at Page* --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:25, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

You're in denial! Ponies aren't cute or huggable, and being deep doesn't mean they don't deserve depth! Character depth and actual physical deepness are not the same thing- AAAAAAAAA! (Page was hit too hard with a watermelon.) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:30, 4 March 2023 (UTC)

Here’s a picture of a cat. If you ask why it’s here, it’s because i felt like it. 08:26, 4 March 2023 (UTC)

GRrrRRRRRR

im angry GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Also, do u know anything about getting unbanned from IP? Its irritating beyond what I can handle. I need it unblocked so I can stalk people in peace. Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 17:28, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

lol why? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:06, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

Bricked for going too far

You have been bricked from editing for a period of as many hours as there are rooms in the Celeste modded map "Final Goodbye" for going too far with one of your vandalisms. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop going too far with one of your vandalisms. Thaaanks!

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I have standards! Whatever you put on my userpage that time looks Subjectively Horrible and deserves depth of the highest order, and you're going to pay for this! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:37, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

Ah yes, anime girls are going too far. I see. 14:48, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

That... is actually completely correct. Anime in general deserves depth of the highest order! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:18, 10 March 2023 (UTC)

Hmmm. I do not approve. 07:11, 10 March 2023 (UTC)

Why not??? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:12, 11 March 2023 (UTC)

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who accepted the request.

Radical Rocko (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

but anime --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:41, 13 March 2023 (UTC)

Accept reason:

Anime deserves DEPTH! Depth of the highest order! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:28, 14 March 2023 (UTC) Whoops. Looks like you're not an admin, ARandomPage! 08:49, 14 March 2023 (UTC)

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Depends on which anime youre talking about. Ponies need depth :p, pokemon needs more effort put into it, and some others. But some are fine the way they are. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:45, 14 March 2023 (UTC)

All anime deserves depth of some form!!! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:53, 15 March 2023 (UTC)

Would one piece be a good example? just talkin... Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 18:43, 14 March 2023 (UTC)

One Piece is ok, it just needs to end already. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:13, 14 March 2023 (UTC)

YOU NEED TO END Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 21:35, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

No, U L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:49, 24 August 2023 (UTC)

axkshully it's No you. Minor grammar error i win ahahhahahahasdbfvausdhbagsybve Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 02:55, 16 September 2023 (UTC)

No, U n33d 2 3|\||)!!!!1!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:40, 16 September 2023 (UTC)

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1000111 1001111 0101100 1011010 0100001 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:43, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023

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March 19, 2023 • Issue #220 • Archives • Press Room

PF4Eva starts to think that ARandomPage isn't a real person

By ARandomPage
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.------------

Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.

Biopic I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.

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Chat Quote Kippy: He ruins comedic flow worse than you!

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:20, 19 March 2023 (UTC)

belated lol --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:21, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE!

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:48, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

can i spam users with pony pics? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:48, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Does the pope shit in the woods? Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:07, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

count me in! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:22, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Yea, the police are sometimes corrupt. Now give me your wallet, I have suspicions it might be part of a crime. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:26, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

I SWEAR, OFFICER, I DIDN'T BUY ANY DRUGS I WASN'T PRESCRIBED TO! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:14, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Give it to me to check! *runs away with your credit card* XD L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:24, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

fine, then! *steals L10n's candy* --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:06, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

{{User page empty}}

Excuse me,what is the function of this template,meow? ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 06:09, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

it mainly exists for the purpose of making our portrait gallery easier to fill. it's kind of hard to find a funny picture for a user whose name won't show up because they're a red link. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:13, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

oh,this is good,meow. ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 06:28, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

4096x2160?

Hi! Does it have a 4096x2160 monitor at just 25 inches? Or an with 31 inches that makes me FIIIIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR!!! BLAAAAAAARGH!!! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 20:32, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

Does what have a nonsense moniter at something something? I have no idea how to read the rest of it... But either way this guy just speaks tecnobabble. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:57, 17 August 2023 (UTC)

Technobabble? YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:59, 17 August 2023 (UTC)

Did you perhaps misread that as Technoblade? Technobabble isnt a good thing. Tho Technoblade is immortal, and so is good. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:20, 18 August 2023 (UTC)

I don't want technoblade. I want a 4096x2160 pixel monitor with 25 inches. Or to wobble like an average ohioan goofy ahh car FIIIIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR!!! BLAAAAAAARGH!!! 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:23, 18 August 2023 (UTC)

Ok im gonna ignore you now, your way too weird.. Even for me to handle. And I've seen some weird shit. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:57, 19 August 2023 (UTC)

Bruh 💀 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 09:54, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

@Djibril: if 4x4=16 to the square root of a piece of pie, then the spark plug should be placed in a pixelated frame-rate with the correct ratio for the equation. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:10, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Noooooooo! Not you too! I thought we were friends... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:37, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Oh wait we only made an alliance against the only cat hater in the world. We still disagree about the pony thing. EAT MY SHORTS, PONY LOVER!!!! That is to say, its summer, so there is only one piece of legwear that makes logical sense to wear: really thick trousers. Oh and a thick jacket. Maybe add a scarf. If I dont edit for 5 weeks, its cuz I died of heat stroke XD L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:42, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

cats rule the universe, meow! --\78/T 10:38, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

That could be more literal than you think.... Or not. How am I supposed to know? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:21, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

ponies are cute and huggable, L10n! and as far as the technobabble goes, i'm a millennial, and everyone knows all millennials are technology-obsessed! :P --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:20, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

Ponies deserve depth! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:04, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

--Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:15, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

Yes L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:47, 24 August 2023 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Official portrait gallery

As a Rollbacker, I still cannot escape the fate of being put in the portrait gallery. --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 09:24, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

lol yeah, i just thought it was a funny joke i could do for this whole potato website. no one is safe from it!!! :P --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:04, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

Hey, y'all started it ...

This.

Meanwhile please explain, if you can, why your gif renders correctly (moves) but mine doesn't.

Take your time. --Brogo13 (talk) 17:37, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

for starters, why are you randomly vandalizing the portrait gallery? and second, the reason why your gif isn't moving is because the file size is too big. try finding a smaller gif. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:13, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

Firstly, like I said, take your time.

Secondly, thanks.

← Tip: Always play contention to edit summaries.

Meanwhile, promotion = peter

(peter = dick?)

I guess. --Brogo13 (talk) 21:19, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

Bricked

You have been bricked from editing for a period of until this brick gets off your computer for refusing to admit that I don't like cute things. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop refusing to admit that I don't like cute things. Thaaanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do)

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