Uncyclopedia:VFH/SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN

Article: SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN	Score: -1 TSE TUNGs
Nominated by:	Cassandra (talk)
For: 5	Bless. This article really deserves more recognition, in my opinion. Cassandra (talk) 04:10am May 21, 2020 For The Zombiebaron 10:57, 21 May 2020 (UTC) TSE TUNG! (Part I is below)... But... But... But da Kevikannadian n da Zombitanian are high-ranked members of the CPU's Central Committee, with a ton of medals and, picking up the bullets 'n da metal splinters in their bodies, taken during the revolutionary war, we can fill a bucket, and their logic is perfect too (CPU members are always right)... And, after the Great Revolution of April, the Party must take propaganda into account. This article is THE agit-prop of our great revolution, it was the ~~spark~~ Искра of it, it is the CPUncy's equivalent of this (or this, in the YMCP), and we have to maintain the social order against counter-revolutionary actions with a stronK 'n stonks symbol 'n blah... blah... blah... blabblahblabbityblah pish posh wit wot straya m8 plos into votings me I are of into needings my Burj Khalifaized supertall monument pish posh blah blah... - 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 21:20, 31 May 2020 (UTC) Please — (talk) (contributions) 22:27:19 2020/06/16 UTC For I cannings into votings for the cacatoneditucan because our propaganda manifest, of brightestest symbol of the revolution, mustings into beings VFHed. Ps: plos, into NOT sayings to anybody and anycorpse dat am one of the thousands sockpoopies of da Wolvervandal (Walbro). I LUV KEV (talk) 20:33, 21 June 2020 (UTC)YT This is a shameful fraud: yuo cannottings of into votings b'cuz YOU ARE ME. Let's fight with knives! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:38, 21 June 2020 (UTC) Challege accepted... HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN! SHOOOOOOOORYUKEN! I LUV KEV (talk) 20:43, 21 June 2020 (UTC) By the Power of Greyskull, the True Blue of Madonna and the True Luv of Kev... UATTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! APPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPARYUUUUUKEN!!! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:47, 21 June 2020 (UTC) I don't get it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:59, 24 June 2020 (UTC)
Against: 6	Against. I know that as a noob I have a very different view of this than you guys, but I think these articles not being deleted is questionable enough. If this gets featured, then what's the point of a featured article? MrX blow me 16:46, 21 May 2020 (UTC) It's actually an in-joke, on the same caliber as Pikachu. We've got plenty of those, (un)fortunately. Cassandra (talk) I understand, still think it cheapens everything. MrX blow me 18:25, 21 May 2020 (UTC) A lot of work went into making this article a surreal parody of an encyclopedic article. I understand that it's not necessarily the sort of humour that everybody enjoys, but that's really the beauty of having a direct democracy to decide what gets featured. If you think this article "cheapens everything" I invite you to read about the history of Euroipods and how it got featured, a watershed moment in the history the site. - The Zombiebaron 18:35, 21 May 2020 (UTC) Lol, ok, now I'm confused, because it looks like direct democracy did not decide the fate of Euroipods. Anyway, I understand that there is humor to SLAPPALLAPPA, I just think that it is far stupider than it is funny. MrX blow me 18:57, 21 May 2020 (UTC) Indeed, Euroipods was not featured by direct democracy. It is part of a very small group of articles that were featured because one admins found them funny. Other than those article all featured articles were decided by the community. I'm not trying to change your mind and I respect your opinion on this matter, I'm simply trying to demonstrate how different forms of humour can be represented without anything being "cheapened". - The Zombiebaron 19:17, 21 May 2020 (UTC) Against. EMC^[TALK]04:54 May 28 2020 Against. Per MrX, I have to agree with him. As a member of the CPU, his reasoning is logical and his criticisms are constructive, and we have to build the CPUized politburo, and EMC is a senior "Wonsu" of the EFPEC (personally decorated by Tse Tung! Tse Tung!), and blah blah blah... But... But... (Part II will follow above) - 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:56, 31 May 2020 (UTC) No. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:54, Jun. 7, 2020 Unwolverined. As real creator of this article, I say nope bcuz it stinks and gib moni plos and plos into silence bcuz am a wolver-sockpoop and I cannottings into votings. Keep the secret and let me backstab myself. --Ccatoneditucan (talk) 20:52, 21 June 2020 (UTC) How dare to plos into unvotings me, dat is you, and me again? If u need to self-stab, I are of willings into stabbings yuo (and me) using Stabler, the whole Elliot Stabler's body, as knife. I just need to tip his hair and I come. UATTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 20:59, 21 June 2020 (UTC) Against. whytheonlyone (complain?) 23:22, 22 June 2020 (UTC) Against. It was already the front page for about a week, I believe. Sorry, friend. User:CandidToaster/sig 20:47, 27 June 2020 (UTC)