User talk:Zombiebaron/archive18

Needing Assistance

One of my articles F7 was deleted because of an ICU. I was wondering if I could find out where a backup of this article is located and if there isn't none it could be restored AT LEAST to be put in my userspace? Please? Jimmy the Hellhound 17:19, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

• Here you go. Don't spend it all in one place. -- The Zombiebaron 19:14, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

• Thank you very much kind sir. Jimmy the Hellhound 16:27, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Lord Zombiebaron, your powers are needed

How do I make a pic hover over the Uncync potato? Do I need to create a CSS for that? Specifically I want to place the guilt picture of The Polish Inquisition over it. ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 12:50, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes, to make things hover over the logo, you'll need some fancy CSS code. I, however, have no idea what that code is. You should ask someone else, because they probably know. The code, that is. -- The Zombiebaron 15:06, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Will do. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 23:37, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, Algo took care of that. If you have time, could you possibly give me a hand? It possible to take the image image:guilt.jpg and chop it to appear like a globe, since it's currently replacing the potato for that specific article? ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 11:49, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

This is what I was able to make in a couple of seconds in GIMP. I'm not sure what more you want, so you'll need to tell me, but I feel that it sucks. -- The Zombiebaron 12:53, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't fit with the page layout unfortunately.... ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 12:58, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

There you go. I even took the liberty of making it a proper reskin, and adding the new logo. Hope you love it. -- The Zombiebaron 22:11, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

I do! Now I just have to get the damn thing featured...:) ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 15:13, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Untitled Message

Hi.

Would just like to know what Huffing is ... the definition doesn't explain much to me, and why Eskom was huffed? Are we not about to put funny things about companies screwing our lifes up? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 196.2.124.254 (talk • contribs)

• "Huffing" is basically like "deletion", but more than 10 times better. Also, I'm not sure what "Eskom" is, but I'm fairly sure it was huffed because it wasn't funny. -- The Zombiebaron 17:20, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Apparently you Huffed it ... can't you unHuff it ... I put a post on a local forum for people to update it ... there are tons of funny things about Eskom ... its a local Electricity provider that is now switching off the electricity in different suburbs for 2 hours at a time every day due to power shortages. If you search unenclyclopedia, there are a few references to it.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 196.2.124.254 (talk • contribs)

Please read our policy on articles like that. Yeah, that's right. "[L]ocal electricity provider[s]" are not widely known, and thus, Eskom was vanity. If you can create a version of the article that is not vanity, it will be kept, based on how funny it is. If you create a user account, you can work on articles in your userspace and then ask members of the community for help/advice. -- The Zombiebaron 20:11, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

You don't speak nonsense

but 365,000 nerds over at Wikia do. Could you please recreate that template? Thanks. ----Gp75motorsports ^{REV LIMITER} 03:25, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't realize that this was Wikia. I thought this was Uncyclopedia. And that template looked like shameless promotion of anouther wiki. Do it on your userpage, not on our templates and articles. -- The Zombiebaron 03:29, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

I know that template looked shameless, but in my ming HTML has a buzzsaw for one arm and "Crush Kill Destroy" tatooed on the other. Maybe you could do one for me? :) ----Gp75motorsports ^{REV LIMITER} 14:18, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

You want me to tatoo "Crush Kill Destroy" onto your buzzsaw using HTML? -- The Zombiebaron 17:24, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

No, I mean a cleaner version of the template. Like the Template:Wikipedia for Codesnippets. :))) ----Gp75motorsports ^{REV LIMITER} 23:14, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh. But we're not a parody of "Codesnippets". We're, ussually, a parody of Wikipedia. That's why we have {{Wikipedia}}. I don't think anybody who reads Uncyclopedia cares about "Codesnippets" other than you. -- The Zombiebaron 23:17, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but I cofounded that Wikia. It's only got twenty artcles, and the jerks at Wikia won't let us advertise. So I decided to come here. ----Gp75motorsports ^{REV LIMITER} 23:48, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

You will find that "advertise"ing here will get not only your template deleted, but you banned. We don't even like the "Wikia Spotlight". If you'd like more users, the best thing to do is tell everyone that you know personally to join, and then just keep making "quality output" (however that may be defined in the context of your wiki) until people notice you. Let me repeat, however, Uncyclopedia will not tollerate you advertising your wiki here. -- The Zombiebaron 00:20, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I've already told everyone that I know about it. Guess how many of them know anything about code? 0. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gp75motorsports (talk • contribs)

Then fall back on the "quality output" plan I outlined. Its like that quote from Field of Dreams, "build it and they will come". -- The Zombiebaron 02:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm back!

I stopped contributing for a few months, but now I'm starting to have time to myself again! I left in the middle of writing one page, and the construction template caused it to vist QVFD. Is it possible for you to revive Finding Christian Symbology in Pokémon/List of Events, or am I too late, or was it imposible to revive from the start? It is an hour of writing I'm too lazy to want to redo. Thanks! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 14:58, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Good luck. Also, welcome back. -- The Zombiebaron 19:17, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Fuckin Quit it

Jesus man. --THINKER 05:08, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

I can't help it, I was born this way. By the way, what are we talking about? -- The Zombiebaron 05:10, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I know you don't care about the unique users you alienate with this bullshit. And, as an admin, sure, you shouldn't care. But I, as a person who uses uncyc as a medium for legitimate humor, feel that its kind of wrongish. Not your holiday, but what it does to people who don't know what the hell we're talking about. We're a Wikipedia parody. Try to remember that. --THINKER 05:14, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

And that's the difference between some of our users. Right there. In your comment. Some people find stuff like "I have three red balloons full of tunafish in my other coat", when said in a French accent, to be funny. Others find stuff like "China is a great place to go if you love freedom", to be funny". And still others find stuff like "LOLOLOLOL YOUR MOM IS A ROBOT LOLOLOLOL" to be funny. Sure, there are people in between too, but I don't have the time to go into humour-theory with you at 12:18AM (EST). Basically, you should realize that anything that makes anyone laugh is "legitimate humor (sic)", wether you like it or not. Sure, we like to discourage "LOLOLOL ROBOT" around here, but it is still "legitimate" if it makes people laugh. Anyway, all of us have to get along. Give peace a chance. Good night. -- The Zombiebaron 05:21, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Yea, thats all well and good, a perfectly good cop out in this situation. I'll even let it pass, regardless of the fact that a. only you find it funny and b. its a blatant abuse of power. Good night indeed. --THINKER 05:41, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Even though I do find it chuckle-worthingly amusing, I have to side with The Thinker to a degree. I hate when Uncyclopedia embraces self-vanity. Regardless, I do have a simple question. Using your logic above, would you admit that Encyclopedia Dramatica is funny? Anyway, Happy Zombiebaron Day! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:47, Jan. 16, 2008

You know, Mr. Thinker, you could always fix the problem yourself. (Also, does anyone else see a problem with the main page being an unprotected template?) --monika 06:01, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

I'd explain why changing it would also be against my Uncyclopedic principles, but I'm gunna just save it. ZB isn't an idiot, he knows the score here. --THINKER 06:14, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

I think you've confused what we're talking about Kip. We're talking about "ligitimate humor (sic)", not "funny". I defined "legitimate humor" as "Anything that makes anybody laugh", because, ligitimately, that is humour. An individuals opinion, while relevant, cannot be the only peice of information used when determining if something is "ligitimate humor", under the definition which I have just put forward. Therefore, while I appreciate you, as both a valued editor and as a person, aswell as your opinion, THINKER, your opinion isn't where the line is drawn. I can assure you that before I "vandalised" the Main Page, I did consult other users. Also, Kip, I, personally, do not find Encyclopedia Dramatica to be funny, but I do, however, respect the fact that some people acctaully do. Its there life, they can live it how they please. I, in closing, would like to state that a. Not only I find it funny and that b. "abuse of power" is relative to what that power is limited to, and I find "Adding reskins to the Main Page, as created by users to celebrate holidays" to be fully within my power. Therefore, I have no idea what you are so worried about THINKER, all is well. Have a happy Zombiebaron Day. -- The Zombiebaron 16:00, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Just wanted to say... thanks for getting rid of my Class of 3000 article. Perhaps someday I'll produce something better... but I wasn't very happy with that one in the end. Peace. -- Hanyouman 23:29, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

It future, you can use my talkpage to request deletions. Hopefully, as you said, that won't be neccassary though. -- The Zombiebaron 23:59, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

I see. I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time. :) -- Hanyouman 02:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

PLS

Thanks for uh...adding a template to the front page? I got around to it at 12:55 AM (my time, so that's like, Mid-West US, though I know we're doing GMT, but who's counting anyways?). Next time, have a lookey here for the template. I got this shit. Don't worry. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:53, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Wow, you really are prepared. When I was told "Dude, e|m|c's got all the wires and hammers already", I thought I was only joking. But, wow. Anyway, you need to add more Dirty Harry to your template. Just a thought. -- The Zombiebaron 17:05, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

He even got MadMax cascading the main page. I tell you, that EMC character is da real thing! ~ Mordillo where is my SUITCASE PENIS? 17:07, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: Some Poo Lit Suprise Stuff

Who's banned?!?!?!?!?! --EMC ^[TALK] 21:15, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

NXWave was banned this morning. Also, since I have your talkpage on my watchlist, you could have just replied there... -- The Zombiebaron 03:16, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

"tried but failed"

I'm sorry. I should have told you I wasn't satisfied, but I don't like confrontation. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:06, Jan. 12, 2008

Well, I do like to make things better when they're not good. If you'd tell me what to fix to in order to make it more what you want, I'd be happy to try to make what you want. -- The Zombiebaron 01:14, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Just wondered why...

You added a deletion request then removed it for an article I wrote about Glenn Beck. Other people thought the article was quite good and personally I rather like it. I was jsut wodnering if there was something specific you didn't like?Warmonkey 03:25, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

I added it because I didn't find it funny. I removed it because I realized that other people found it funny, and that my not knowing who Glenn Beck is probably is the reason why I don't find it funny. Does that answer the question? -- The Zombiebaron 16:10, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Good day Sir

Perhaps you could fill me in. Not physically I hope, I'm a little short on the puns today... RE your comment about my latest post to Ban Patrol:

Please don't list IPs with deleted/soon-to-be deleted contributions. Nobody can find those contributions, and even if we could, we don't want to. If this continues, ban warnings will be handed out accordingly

I don't understand what you mean. This IP was not banned at the time I added, and his/her contributions were still there. Codine was huffing at the time, and I was not sure he was paying attention to recent changes. It appeared to be the right thing to do especially as the offending IP turned out to be a spam bot. What are 'soon to be deleted contributions'?

Sorry, I'm obviously missing something regarding the complexities of the mighty Ban Patrol. MrN 22:20, Jan 8

Basically, once your edits are deleted, I can find them easily. There's a little button that says "deleted edits" at the top of your contribs page. IPs, however, have no such button. If I wanted to find "QVFDable articles", I'd have to comb logs and whatnot. Far too much work. Nobody wants to do it. Therefore, listing people who are currently making (or, worse, have made) edits that are soon to be deleted (or just were deleted) does nobody any good, and from my point of view is a waste of time. If no admin catches them in the act, but the articles get QVFD'd and Deleted, then no ban really need be served after the fact. I know I know, I love bans as much as the next guy, but that's how the cookie crumbles. Basically. -- The Zombiebaron 22:26, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Fairy snuff. I think I know what you're talking about, although I'm struggling to find the "deleted edits" button. I'm always keep to learn how things work. I guess you did not know the soon to be deleted pages were User:Hinoa/I AM A FAGGOT, User:Flyingfeline/I AM a FAGGOT, User:Codeine/I AM A FAGGOT and User:Zim ulator/I AM A FAGGOT... I suspect the third one caught the attention of Mr Codeine... :)

I would be happy to remove something from Ban Patrol myself when I know it's been dealt with, but that's a rather big no, no I believe. Please forgive me if something like this happens again. Enjoy the huffin. MrN 22:44, Jan 8

You'll not find the button. Its only for us adminly folks. Although I'm sure some javascript-person could craft one for you (if asked properly). In future, if you realize (before an admin does) that the contribs for a user nominated on Ban Patrol are no longer easily found, simply cross them off and leave a little comment. Also, I'm sorry if it sounded like I was singeling you out. I was merely pointing it out to all the BP users, as most of them won't remember the last time that I pointed this subject out, as few months back. -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Got ya. Many thanks. MrN 00:26, Jan 9

I know you missed me...

Please don't ban me, I just wanted to say hi. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:57, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I think its wonderful how you came back just as I came back. But with less of the word "came". And more of the word "fishing". -- The Zombiebaron 03:58, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I hope you're not referring to what I think you're referring to or else I must reefer you here: tuna fish. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:11, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure that you must "reefer" me anywhere. -- The Zombiebaron 00:38, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Happy New Year (2008) and why the CVPing of the Philippines?

I was notified that the Uncyclopedia article about my country was CVP'd. Any reasons why? And if it was vandalized, was it thorugh IP addresses and some of the Uncyclopedians? And please don't tell me that the Talk page for that country was CVP'd too. And happy new year from this ignored part of the Philippines (I'm a Filipino for God's sake!) Ianlopez1115 05:15, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't involved. I think. -- The Zombiebaron 03:59, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

If my Demands are not met

Why all the penis talk on the main page? That's just wrong... what about the asses? Asses deserve a shot at the front page as well!!! I will upload the latest Ashley Simpson's CD, if you do not have asses on the main page... Rawr!!!

Seriously, great job. You go ZombieBarrywhite-er-ron

Mad Maddox Madigan

Its in the mail already. -- The Zombiebaron 03:59, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

KMFDM Page

Why was it deleted altogether instead of, say, edited? Just wondering. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 64.231.211.209 (talk • contribs)

Well, you need not wonder any longer. Is what I would say if I knew what you were talking about. -- The Zombiebaron 00:01, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Er..this? Clearly. http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=&page=KMFDM You know exactly what I'm talking about..67.70.22.177 04:28, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Merry Lastdayofannoyingchristmasmusic-mas

Happy Christy Day, Zombiebaron, from one Jew to another. Hope you enjoy sitting on your butt all day because EVERYTHING IS FUCKING CLOSED! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 12:13, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Who needs things to be open when you have a nice soft ass to sit on? And not the kind that I covet either. -- The Zombiebaron 00:00, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Zombiebaron/archive18! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

I love it when people use Greek like that. -- The Zombiebaron 23:59, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:28, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Yup. You too. -- The Zombiebaron 23:58, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Perkeleen huora

Mistä löydän admineita, jotta voin kysyä neuvoa sivujen vandalistisiin käyttötarkoituksiin? --84.231.37.171 17:46, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha ha. What? -- The Zombiebaron 18:26, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Niin että miten voisin parhaiten vandalisoida Uncyclopedian mallineita, esim. tätä: {{user jimbo}}? Ajatteltiin ensi yönä salakuljettaa tänne joukko vandaaleita, jotka lisäisivät YUP-roskaa joka mallineeseen tai vaihtoehtoisesti tuhoamme jokaisen sivun erikseen. No, mitäs tuumaat, Zombiparoni? ;) --84.231.37.171 12:17, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Happy Something...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Spam to the world, the crappy templates have landed. -- The Zombiebaron 02:43, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Changed ways?

Hello zomman! It's I, fonzy. I have returned to visit my dearest friend. Uhm, well after being on Illogicopedia for a while, I learned to be productive... but it also brought out my INSANITY!@!$@#!$ !# A?HDG so.... while i was there i won Writer Of the Month, had 5 features, hmm..... and i got a runner up in the sites biggest competition. Second thought, it is best i dont talk to you.... it will only result in a death.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:06, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Two deaths acctaully. And a marriage. Because its a comedy. In the historical sense. -- The Zombiebaron 01:21, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Nice and small. Just the way I like 'em. Even ask Olipro... -- The Zombiebaron 03:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Guess what I have baking in my oven?

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

And here I was about to guess "fruitcake". -- The Zombiebaron 03:52, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

But I put text on the image just for YOU! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:54, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, thanks for thinking of me. Like that. -- The Zombiebaron 00:30, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! And don't forget... WE KILLED HIM! Mwa ha ha! From Rabbi Techno

Didn't you give me oil last week? -- The Zombiebaron 22:04, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I expect you at my front door on the 25th to force-feed some of that fruitcake that you goy love so much. -- The Zombiebaron 22:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah As Well

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

XD

Best so far. -- The Zombiebaron 22:03, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:37, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Right back at'yah. But without a template. -- The Zombiebaron 22:23, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

restore

Please restore London buses. I haven't finished it yet. Also why did you delete it. Ive read that thing a million times. Grbing 12:05, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

No. I deleted it almost a month ago, and since then it has become much funnier than it was when I huffed it. Feel free to contribute to the current article. -- The Zombiebaron 16:29, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

I'm Jewish. I use a Mac. You make no sense. -- The Zombiebaron 22:50, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Suspected Sock-puppet / Semi-Sockpuppet

Hea Zombiebaron, I hope I'm not overstepping the mark on this one but yesterday I noticed the actions of MaddMax and thought them to be perhaps a little bit, shall we say "fishy"... If you look at the history MaddMax's contributions [2] there does appear to be a rather strange pattern considering [3] Considering the first contributions made by MaddMax which were about Canadian Jesus... Who maddmax voted for in the noob of the month. The fact that MaddMax changed someone else's comment in the noob of the month [4], the date when MaddMax was created (one day after, well...), the comments made to AE by MaddMax, and the fact that well if you take a look at MaddMax contributions there is clearly a pattern there which looks rather sockputtet like to me. I hope I'm wrong about this one, but you seemed to be the best person to talk to about this...

Am I wrong here? In which case I apologise to those involved, but this does not look right to me... Check the contributions... MrN 13:35, Dec 14

At this point, the official word is that MaddMax is a school chum of Ggarfield's. These two, along with JustusThane and Stfuyou, have been officially reported, and I've spoken to each of them in private (except MaddMax), where they have repeated that they are sorry for this whole thing, and will in future all try to become independant contributing members of Uncyclopedia. So, basically, yes, I already know about MaddMax, and, no, I'm not going to do anything about him. Thanks for being proactive though. -- The Zombiebaron 23:44, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. I'm sure you know what you're doing... MrN 23:56, Dec 14

I love your sense of blind faith. -- The Zombiebaron 02:22, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Not as much as I love yours. MrN 03:26, Dec 15

Flattery will get you everywhere in life. -- The Zombiebaron 04:05, 15 December 2007 (UTC)