User:Saintjimmy777/F7
“Fuck F7! That asshole doesn't do anything.”
“F7 isn't doing anything when I hit it.”
“I am F7. I do nothing. For no one. Never.”
“In Soviet Russia, F7 does YOU!!”
“Help me! F7 did something!”
F7. The computer geek's worst enemy. Why? Because it doesn't do shit. You can sit there and hit it for hours, but that would make you an ass because it's never going to do anything. No matter how many expletives you spew and computers you set on fire, it will just sit there like the smug piece of shit it is and laugh at your attempts to make it useful.
The Creation of F7[edit | edit source]
F7 was created in 700 A.D. by Frank Sinatra. It was created as a means to confuse the shitballs out of people by astounding them with it's absence of doing anything at all. Terrifying the local villagers with it's lazyness, the creature was burned to death in Dr. Sinatra's castle, along with Dr. Sinatra and his assistant Ivan.
The Resurection of F7[edit | edit source]
F7 laid dormant for many years until 1981 A.D. when it was resurected by the great Dr. Qwerty. Back from the dead, F7 reigned in the boring chaos and yawning terror that ensued when he was activated. Eventually, F7 grew too powerful for Dr. Qwerty. And destroyed him with nothingness. After this, F7 went on a rampage of nothinging and was hated by all. You could say that by doing nothing, that F7 does something. But you would be a dickhead for saying so. Because F7 does nothing, and never will. Never. F7 was the cause of nothing in the year never.
F7 today[edit | edit source]
Today, F7 still reigns the world of nothingness. He holds the computer world in his vise-like nothing grip. Many theorists have theorized theories of what to do with F7. Several of these included computer pranks that weren't funny like fart noises or your mom jokes. It is also said that the president's F7 launches half the world's supply of nuclear missiles and a free play of Q-Bert. Or maybe F7 is a sign from God to tell us that the apocalypse will happen. Or not. Or maybe it could be used to turn on and off the computer. Or not. For that would be something. And F7 does nothing. That's how F7 rolls.
F7 Facts[edit | edit source]
- F7 is nothing.
- Seriously. It does nothing. Hit it right now.
- F7 was awarded the National Award of Nothingness in the years 1980-2007. Twice.
- F7's favorite food is nothing.
- His favorite pastimes include playing Nothingball with No One and while enjoying a steaming hot plate of nothing with nothing sauce and drinking a cup of nothing juice.
- F7 is a great Warrior of Nothing from the Non-existant Temple of Nothingness, built and established in the year never.
- Nothing.