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An award is the fundamental distinction between notable people and mediocre people. It is often given to people that excel in some kind of subject, whether it be strenght, intelligence, or kindness. However, most awards often end up being given to people that excel in a money, who give copious amounts of it to the judges in exchange of appearing on TV and on the magazines' covers for their void achivement and, thus, satiating their neverending attention-seeking needs.
Notable awards[edit | edit source]
- Academy Awards
- Grammys
- Brit Awards
- Nobel Prize
- Comecon Awards
- Appearing in the Guinness Book of Records
- Horny Awards
Non-notable awards[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
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