User talk:Zombiebaron/archive52

Script request that could work

Maybe Uncyclopedia can try to develop a script that can report users for ban patrol, tag pages, request for delete, notify users and revert their edits and notify themalong with a few more? Maybe that can work. whytheonlyone (complain?) 13:19, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

Yes that sounds possible. -- The Zombiebaron 20:05, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

A similar thing has happened in enwiki here; by the way I made my own vandal warning templates. whytheonlyone (complain?) 20:08, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

I'm fairly certain RedWarn will work on Uncyclopedia. We may have to adapt it a bit though because they way Wikipedia handels vandals is very different to the way we do it here. -- The Zombiebaron 20:11, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, ha... ha... ha. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 22:51, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

I guess I am certain that it will work here; somebody like an expert script maker might have to develop the script and another one too, while I may make the warning templates. whytheonlyone (complain?) 20:18, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

And it probably may have to have Morebits, which can be seen on wp:MediaWiki:Gadget-morebits.js, then Special:Export it and Special:Import it on this , then, the same thing for wp:MediaWiki:Gadget-morebits.css. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Whytheonlyone (talk • contribs)

I suggest making a forum page about this project on the Forum:Village Dump and joining the Discord server so you can discuss this idea with the community and maybe find those expert script makers. -- The Zombiebaron 20:29, 25 June 2020 (UTC)

Hey Zombie

I reinstalled discord and uncyclopedia no longer shows up in my list. When I click on the invite it says either the invite is invalid or I was blocked. Not sure why. Could you or someone send a new invite please? ShabiDOO 03:07, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

The invite link in the sidebar should work -- The Zombiebaron 03:12, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

It says "Uh oh, looks like you've been banned. You will no longer be able to join or interact with this server". ShabiDOO 04:15, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

Try adding me as a friend on Discord and hopefully we can sort this out, because you are definitely not banned from the server: zombiebaron#7796 -- The Zombiebaron 04:27, 2 July 2020 (UTC)

About the revert

Why you reverted my edits on Uncyclopedia:Sandbox when I reverted Senor Snuffalupago's edits and in Wario from an IP address? whytheonlyone (complain?) 20:45, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

I reverted your rollback on Uncyclopedia:Sandbox because there is no such thing as "abusing the sandbox" and therefore no valid reason to revert user's edits to the Sandbox. I reverted your rollback on Wario because you reverted a legitimate contribution and called it vandalism. If you continue to abuse your rollback role I will be forced to remove it. -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

Ok. I might as well STOP using rollback actions, unless its vandalism. whytheonlyone (complain?) 20:49, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

Sounds good. -- The Zombiebaron 20:51, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

I are of into lovings ZCPbaron

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaah! Luv --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 01:59, 11 July 2020 (UTC)

Oh yeah! -- The Zombiebaron 04:19, 11 July 2020 (UTC)

Nicolas will never come back

Nicolas will never come back Nicolas will never come back Nicolas will never come backNicolas will never come back – Preceding unsigned comment added by 151.80.16.169 (talk • contribs)

Buy Nicolas Comics -- The Zombiebaron 22:50, 11 July 2020 (UTC)

I support this message. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:23 Jul 12 2020

It seems this moron's ominous threats have come to fruition- I've been permabanned from Discord... strange... Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:36, 17 July 2020 (UTC)

I head today's Discord outage was caused by the College Buddies -- The Zombiebaron 00:03, 18 July 2020 (UTC)

It sure was. they sure are rascals. Nicolassequeira (talk) 07:16, 18 July 2020 (UTC)

Template help, please

Hey Zombie, I'm having some trouble with some templates, hoping you can help me out/point me in the right direction. I'm working on an article for Colin Kaepernick. I've been copying a bunch of templates from Wikipedia related to "Infobox NFL biography". It seems to work for the most part, but now I'm running into a bunch of big red "Expression error" messages. They don't seem to prevent me from adding what I want to add, but I'm not sure how to get rid of them. Any thoughts/suggestions? I also know that there is already an "Infobox NFL player", but I can't seem to get that to work at all at User:MrX/sandbox. Perhaps I'm not using the sandbox correctly. Thanks. MrX blow me 16:43, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

I suggest you try the various troubleshooting methods. -- The Zombiebaron 17:50, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

Ok, cool, thanks again. MrX blow me 17:53, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

I took a deeper look at your problem and the issue isn't with how you've used the template on the article because when I copy and paste the template from the Wikipedia article about the same topic it's also broken, so therefore the problem must be with the template. I have discovered that Template:Convinfobox appears to be malfunctioning and can be removed with almost no consequence. Also, in future when importing Creative Commons licensed content please use Special:Import in order to preserve attribution. -- The Zombiebaron 18:20, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

Ah, ok, that makes sense. I'll see about taking that template out. And in the future I will use Special:Import. Thanks again. MrX blow me 20:51, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

Actually, in the future I will ask someone with access to use Special:Import :) MrX blow me 20:55, 16 July 2020 (UTC)

Ping

Hi, do you know the best way to ping people? I've been using this: {{Ping|name}}, but I just noticed that when other people do it for me, I don't get a notification. MrX blow me 20:49, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

MrX I believe just linking to a person's userpage, as I just did, sends a notification. If you did not receive a notification about this message then something needs to be fixed server side, if you did receive a notification about this message then there is something wrong with {{Ping}}. -- The Zombiebaron 22:59, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

I actually did get notifications when TheTrangGuy used {{ping}} on Forum:Fix three log messages, so if you're not getting notifications you should double check the Notifications tab of your preferences page. -- The Zombiebaron 23:03, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

Hmm, yeah I didn't get a notification, and I have them turned on in my preferences page. As you may have seen, User:JPLSilva left some advice on my talk page, but it's all technical stuff that I don't have access to. Oh well, maybe this problem can be resolved, but I guess it's not the end of the world. Thanks again. And JPLSilva might reach out to you about vandal bypassing a ban or something. MrX blow me 23:27, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

Notwolver vandal detected

The anon created again his talk dat u huffed some hours ago. Anyway, I notice some spam in Vietnamese, created and deleted, in the sandbox. My suggestion is: indef ban, firing squad, beheading, and reporting him to the central committe of the Commie Party of Vietnam for imperialist activities, counterespionage and sabotage against its allied party, our great CPU. Am goin' to call Hanoi :-D Greets. --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 00:15, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

Uhm, just take a look to the contribs of this anon. Two extra-long (and unfunny) pages that look like a copy-paste from Wikipedia. --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 00:22, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

User:Issac_Hunt/Talkheader

Can you please speedy delete this article? The user is indef blocked. --185.192.70.170 (talk) 12:19, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

Okay -- The Zombiebaron 14:03, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

Delete

Please delete my account and User:Legolas649 --User:Thingy

I have deleted all pages associated with your accounts. If this is insufficient please contact me via Discord. -- The Zombiebaron 01:55, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

Hi, there!

Can you to explain me about translated articles from other Uncyclopedias? Is there any template for them? I want to translate/import an article here.スマルケイド 00:56, 13 August 2020 (UTC)

You are free to import/translate articles as long as you give proper attribution to the original authors. I'm not sure about a template. -- The Zombiebaron 03:46, 13 August 2020 (UTC)

Delete this?

UnGames:UnFarmville has only one page and the last edit was in 2014.The Compass (talk) 01:58, 15 August 2020 (UTC)

Ok -- The Zombiebaron 08:18, 15 August 2020 (UTC)

How about blowing? The Compass (talk) 06:45, 16 August 2020 (UTC)

Spam filter inconvenience

The spam filter stopped me from publishing an edit to an article, even though i wasn't advertising. The article was iPhone, which is currently a redirect, but i wanted to turn it into an article with the following content: {{Stub}} {{Lowercase title}} The iPhone (colloquially known, retronymically, as the Steve Jobs' iPhone to differentiate it from Time Cook's iPhone) is a smartcar designed and marketed by Steve Jobs. After years of using regular cars, Steve Jobs invented the iPhone so he would never have to steer again. The iPhone costed only $1000000000, but Steve Jobs was kind enough to give it to poor pieces of shit for only $999999999.

I don't see the problem with this?? Please help me. – Preceding unsigned comment added by UltraUsurper (talk • contribs)

I'm not sure what the problem is. I have given you the "confirmed" user right which should bypass the issue. If the issue persists, the page telling you about the spam filter should give you a reason why you are being stopped, and that reason is what I need to solve any issues further. -- The Zombiebaron 19:28, 20 August 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for helping me out. Now there is no inconvenience. UltraUsurper (talk) 05:17, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

Space

Is there something really wrong with that "middle finer" comment in the caption in the Space article? I was going to put it back in myself at first, then I saw that you had, then I saw that you removed it again. Just curious. I thought it was funny. Thanks. MrX blow me 22:37, 3 September 2020 (UTC)

I don't have a strong opinion one way or the other, that whole article could really use some work though if you're interested in improving it. -- The Zombiebaron 22:43, 3 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok, for now I'll probably just put that comment back and then take a deeper dive in the near future. MrX blow me 22:54, 3 September 2020 (UTC)

Since you seem to be online

Is Walter The Dog Funny? -MegaGoat ^Contribs 16:05, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

It's definitely a well written and formatted article. I think I may not be the target audience for the article since I had to google who Walter The Dog is, but I definitely recognize that the idea of a dog who sleeps in a pocket dimension has comedic potential. I'm not really the best person to ask for advice on writing articles, but this one feels like it needs a bit more work exploring and heightening the premise. Also, on a completely unrelated note, can you please fix your signature using the instructions on Template:Nosubst, thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 16:17, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

If you'd like better advice I recommend joining the Uncyclopedia Discord server and asking in the #pee-review channel. -- The Zombiebaron 16:25, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

Walter The Dog has adopted a completely new narrative... give it a read, lemme know if you are confused about something please. GoatLordServent (Talk) 20:07, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Yes, you have improved it considerably, good job. One thing noticeably missing is links to other articles, but other than that it is a good article. -- The Zombiebaron 20:18, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

I'm going to ride this section as long as possible lol. How would the content currently at User:GoatLordServent/Sandbox fit in Uncyclopedia? I think I could move it into mainspace now as Patent Sense with a ignorable policy guideline category. G.L.S. (TP) 16:54, 8 October 2020 (UTC)

It is definitely a funny a premise, although I think it needs a bit more fleshing out before it is mainspaced, and currently I think the tone is a little off for an ignorable policy. I'd suggest getting more detailed feedback by requesting a Pee Review, or you can join Discord and get some feedback there; I'm not really the best person to be asking for this sort of opinion. -- The Zombiebaron 18:07, 8 October 2020 (UTC)

Right now your advice has always been well for me before pee review, (and speaking of your advice thank you so much for it!) as I would always prefer to make it the best it could be before getting it reviewed. G.L.S. (TP) 11:40, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

Alright, that makes sense. -- The Zombiebaron 14:55, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

Space

Since there's a dispute we're resolving via consensus, please cast your input at the talk page. --Gale 5050 Complaint Department 22:13, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

As I told MrX above, I don't really have a very strong opinion on that one specific sentence, the article needs a serious rewrite as a whole. -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

I'll copy it over. --Gale 5050 Complaint Department 22:36, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

In the meantime, do you have time to improve the article? Gale 5050 Complaint Department 11:39, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

No -- The Zombiebaron 12:32, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

Interstate 61 VFD

You have an interest in VFD, so please cast your vote so we can get as big consensus as possible! --Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:56, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

Okay -- The Zombiebaron 11:15, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

Holy Shit

Holy Zombiebaron! This site is still around and your still at it! I think voted for you wayback in the wikimedia peroid or whatever it was called at the! Sup?--47.187.72.8 (talk) 23:55, 13 September 2020 (UTC)

Hello! I believe you are referring to either Wikicities or Wikia; we were never affiliated with Wikimedia. Yes, I'm still here! What was your username? -- The Zombiebaron 00:09, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Scott! Yeah it was all back with Wikicites(Way back). How are things on this site now this is really quite a nostalgia trip--Scott (talk) 00:36, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Glad to have you back. Things are pretty much the same, probably more similar to the way back days when the community was smaller. -- The Zombiebaron 05:32, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Be Careful What You Rollback

You rollbacked my edit here, but you re-introduced a 2nd history section identical to the first. Please be careful. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:29, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

No, it is you who should be careful. I rolled back your edit on purpose because you removed a large section of an article nominated for deletion. I will be banning you for one day as this is not the first time I have had to speak to you about your disruptive editing patterns. -- The Zombiebaron 18:34, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Name Change Request

Where do I submit one? MegaGoat 13:26, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Right here. -- The Zombiebaron 14:35, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Well then, I wish to be GoatLordServent. MegaGoat (Talk) 14:58, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Okay, its done, enjoy. -- The Zombiebaron 15:00, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Thank you! MegaGoat (Talk) 15:04, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 15:04, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Spider-Man page

Hi Zombie, I wasn't done with the page and planned to work on it. Is there a reason why Spider-Man should not have a page? If not, do I have your permission to put it into the draft space? Thanks--Orangutang94 (talk) 00:04, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

I've moved the page to User:Orangutang94/Spider-Man, feel free to work on it there at your leisure. -- The Zombiebaron 00:15, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Suppressing redirects

When you moved Spider-Man you suppressed a redirect. Please be careful. Redirects are vital for users who are searching it up and won’t be able to find the page. Unless it’s page move vandalism, don’t suppress, ok? Gale5050 Complain about me! 14:48, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Hello Gale5050, I suppressed the redirect on purpose; there is no reason for mainspace articles to redirect to userspace. Please consider this your final warning, if you blank content again in the future you will be banned. Thanks and have a nice day. -- The Zombiebaron 17:36, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok, but that was a double signature. No need for that. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:47, 18 September 2020 (UTC)m

I see my mistake now. It was a 100% honest mistake. I didn’t see I blanked it, and I’m sorry for that. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:49, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Please use the "Show changes" button when you edit to ensure you do not continue to make the exact same honest mistake any more times, or you will be banned for a day. -- The Zombiebaron 19:03, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Will do whenever I’m in a situation where I might be destroying something. Or, there’s always self reverting, if I notice it AFTER the edit’s saved. Self reverting should not be used again me as I’m improving my own mistake. By the way, now is a pretty good time to make a competence is a required page, like Wikipedia. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:15, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

I really don't think that a pretentious competence is required page is necessary here. We don't get too many problems with that... MrX blow me 19:17, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

@MrX: yeah, but it's when people are unknowingly disruptive. Better to have 1. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:22, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Make a proposal in your userspace and then start a forum vote. -- The Zombiebaron 19:39, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Will do, thanks!--Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:44, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

ICU on Interstate 24

ICU expired today. Can you re-check the page and decide if it can stay or if it requires deletion? --Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:59, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Okay -- The Zombiebaron 16:40, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for deleting the page! I've also removed the brackets as it's a red link. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:33, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

You got something stuck in your craw, you milk-swillin' circus peanut

Vice President Joe Biden thanks you for voting for Y's first featured article. He also thanks Kippy for letting him snatch away this template from him, that gobbsmackin' hound dog.

You're welcome -- The Zombiebaron 16:39, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Subst:

Please make sure you do it correctly; I had to fix your welcome at User talk:Belle Delphine. Please double check for this; it broke the whole template until luckily I fixed it. Thanks. And I'm going to bed now, so please don't ban me until I wake up. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:53, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Hello Gale5050. Thank you for correcting my mistake. However there is no need to leave passive aggressive messages on my talkpage notifying me of your actions: I check Recent Changes regularly. Your tone of condescension is not appreciated. -- The Zombiebaron 20:00, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, thanks for the advice. Gale5050 Complain about me! 23:37, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Jabberwock autopatrolled

I suggest giving User: Jabberwock autopatrolled. He frequently makes excellent edits that don’t need patrolling. Just a suggestion. Gale5050 Complain about me! 15:56, 22 September 2020 (UTC)

Huff all interstates

You said you wanted to huff all interstates. Let’s at least see if the Uncyclopedia community wants to see them deleted(forum, for example)or give me a week to improve them, then we can talk about deleting them. That’s where I specialize, after all. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:57, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Why are we having this discussion in 4 separate places? Please calm down. I have no intention of huffing any articles without due process. -- The Zombiebaron 19:00, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Sorry. I was just worried about this considering by that is my only asset to Uncyclopedia. By the way, my name is Andrew. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:03, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

There is no reason to worry. If you truly believe that your work on the Interstate articles is your only asset to the community then I think there is something truly wrong, as you've recently celebrated your 1,000th edit. All your contributions to the wiki should be assets. Emailing me and leaving angry messages across 4 seperate wiki pages because of a vote I made is really not acceptable conduct. If you do not change your behaviour in the future your edits to the wiki will be sanctioned. -- The Zombiebaron 19:11, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok. Thanks for clarifying but what do you mean by “sanctioned”. Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:32, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

I will add you to UN:OFFICE with a set of rules to follow and punishments should you fail. -- The Zombiebaron 19:35, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok. Again, thanks for clarifying. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:38, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 19:40, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

I did realize, many of our interstate articles can go. Not all, though. Interstate 95 might even become featured, and Interstate 11 is one of the better articles too. Also I’m working on Interstate 81 and Interstate 287, so can you move them into my userspace for now? Thanks. Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:51, 27 September 2020 (UTC)

Hello Gale. I have made the page moves you requested. I am also adding you to the UN:OFFICE as of now. After consulting with members of the community, I have decided to bar you from making contributions to anything not related to Interstate articles, see here for complete details. -- The Zombiebaron 00:16, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok. So for clarification, I can only edit things vaguely related to interstate articles for around a month or two? --Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:40, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Also, can I at least finish Hurricane Harvey? Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:52, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 02:18, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

One last request, can I finish User: Gale5050/bronx? Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:11, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Sure. -- The Zombiebaron 14:48, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

welcoming

Hi. Despite being under sanction, am I allowed to welcome users? Besides interstates one of the few areas I was constructive in, and I want to be allowed to welcome users. Can you make it so I can welcome users? Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:26, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Please just focus on the Interstate articles for now. -- The Zombiebaron 20:13, 28 September 2020 (UTC)

Wikipedians vs. the YouTubers

May you please restore Wikipedians vs. the YouTubers and rename it to User:Dan Wescher/Wikipedians vs. the YouTubers? Also, can you restore RWBY and move it into my user space? —D.WESCHER (chirp) 00:19, 5 October 2020 (UTC)

Your pages are now located at User:Dan Wescher/RWBY and User:Dan Wescher/Wikipedia vs. the YouTubers. -- The Zombiebaron 00:58, 5 October 2020 (UTC)

Thank you! —D.WESCHER (chirp) 01:34, 5 October 2020 (UTC)

Possible socks

Hey Zombie, one IP and two brand new accounts edited the newly created 6000 Sided Dice. None of these users have any other edits, and the edits are pretty similar (obviously there aren’t many to look at, but still). I thought perhaps you and/or another admin might wanna take a look. Sorry if this turns out to be a false alarm or something, and thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 14:28, 7 October 2020 (UTC)\

I agree this editing behaviour does point to either a single person or a group of people editing together, however I don't feel there is a need to CheckUser these accounts. There's no rule against using multiple account to write articles, it only becomes a problem when people use sockpuppets on discussion and voting pages. If these accounts start voting or otherwise break the rules I will investigate further. -- The Zombiebaron 19:56, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

Ok, good to know, thanks again. MrX blow me 20:51, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

Cyclepedia.co & .ca

Do you know the difference? GoatLordServent (Talk) 19:09, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

Yes. For many years Uncyclopedia was hosted on the Fandom wikifarm, until in January 2013 the majority of the community left and established uncyclopedia.co. In 2019 Fandom realized it wasn't in their business interest to host a copy of Uncyclopedia, and so the majority of that community was welcomed onto uncyclopedia.co. A small group of former Fandom Uncyclopedia admins decided they did not want to rejoin with us here and went on to create uncyclopedia.ca. While both wikis share a common history and many design principles, over time we have developed our own unique artistic visions. -- The Zombiebaron 19:49, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

But which one has more articles and pageviews? is there even a way to know? GoatLordServent (Talk) 23:56, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

I assume here, given we are listed on google on a higher level... GoatLordServent (Talk) 23:57, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

This wiki is by far the more active of the two. You can check out how many active users a wiki has on Special:ActiveUsers, and .ca only has 13 active users. -- The Zombiebaron 02:20, 8 October 2020 (UTC)

A request

Wow! A serious request from me :-) ... Ok... The page Colombia is a redirect to British Columbia and is blocked from editing and move (sysop level) since 2008. It should be a redirect to Republic of Locombia, that is actually a page about Colombia. It shoud be redirected there with, of course, some disambiguation to other (British or Unbritish) Colombia/Columbia/DC/Cowlombian pages. Thanks ang glory to the ZCP. --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 17:39, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

I've changed the protection level of Colombia so that you can edit it however you'd like. -- The Zombiebaron 18:17, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

Recursion

The redirect arrow is broken and not rendering. Have you thought of redirecting the page to itself? Awesome Aasim 20:47, 26 October 2020 (UTC)

Wow, I completely forgot about that page. I have updated the image file link (it was pointing to Wikia). Thanks! Also, can you please fix your signature using the instructions at Template:Nosubst so the code doesn't appear on every page. -- The Zombiebaron 21:27, 26 October 2020 (UTC)

I don't use a signature template but if you would like me to create one, I'd be happy to do so. :) Awesome Aasim 04:58, 27 October 2020 (UTC)

What do you mean? Are you just copy-pasting the signature code every time you comment? I think a template would be much more efficient. -- The Zombiebaron 07:17, 27 October 2020 (UTC)

A request

If you're the manager of this wiki, we need you to add 3 more permissions to the wiki.

• Template editors (add a template protection level for this one) (Template editors should be able to edit blacklisted pages)
• Extended confirmed users (add an extended confirmed protection level for this one just in case semi-protection fails) (this permission is claimed by editing 500 times in 30 days)
• Interface administrators (check it off if it's already done) (they should be able to edit MediaWiki namespace JavaScripts, MediaWiki namespace CSS pages, and other users' JS and CSS pages)

Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia, but the inside should seem already like Wikipedia. Thanks. – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 22:28, 1 November 2020 (UTC)

There is no such thing as "the manager of this wiki": we are a democratic society where every voice is equal. As I have told you before please propose your policy changes on the Village Dump and if there is a community consensus they will be implemented. -- The Zombiebaron 01:08, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Oopsie

I was editing Instagram and accidentally got logged out during a few edits, so they got attributed to my IP. Can you revert the page to the edit "04:26, 10 November 2020‎" (or otherwise delete/erase the edits I made after it) so that I can re-add the edits while I'm logged in and not have it linked to my IP? DoctorJones (talk)

Alright, I have hidden the IP of the logged-out edits you made to Instagram. -- The Zombiebaron 23:35, 10 November 2020 (UTC)

Sorry but i did some shit on some page please revert it you can find it with help of my userpage As i not allowed I cant edit it back sorry for incovinence. 45.8.223.9 (talk) 11:30, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

This guy has been blocked for a year for being a douche. His contribs explain his doucheness. ~ Kakun · talk 12:02, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

I would like to call a truce

I request with much humility that you unblock me on Discord so that we may talk about this in private, even if just unblocked temporarily. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:01, Nov. 24, 2020

Hello Kippy. I do not feel there is anything to be gained by talking about "this" privately on Discord. We can discuss whatever you want here on my talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 09:41, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

The thing is, there's been an extreme amount of bitterness between us this year, for various reasons. I wanted to apologize for all the arguments, bitchy comments and passive aggression on my part. (Including as recently as the other night.) I don't want it to continue being like this. I want to know if we can make any kind of amends and move beyond this. I'm not saying you can unblock me if you don't want to, but I need to know if we can read some kind of amends. Also, I'll drop by Nicolas' server more often during his weekly podcasts as a token gesture of tolerance on that front. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:05, Nov. 25, 2020

Talk is cheap, you can apologize and say you want things to change, but I've had you blocked for over two months now and despite me talking to you only about wiki business in that time you still attempt to harass me on a near daily basis. I should not have to forgive you before you stop, that is backwards. -- The Zombiebaron 12:35, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

Well, I guess I'll have to let my actions and cooler temperament do the talking and let whatever healing come organically. Do you have any specific actions you would like to me to do in the future before we end this talk? Besides "not sending you bitchy comments on Discord", since that one's a given. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 13:26, Nov. 25, 2020

Turkeypedia

Are you going to slap together a turkeypedia page for Thanksgiving? See also, Forum:Turkeypedia. Awesome Aasim 20:28, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

It took a month of hard work to make the Temple of Moloch for Halloween. Next year if you want to make a Turkeypedia reskin I suggest starting well in advance of American Thanksgiving Day. -- The Zombiebaron 06:23, 26 November 2020 (UTC)

My recommendation on AAAAAAAAA!

I strongly recommend adding the code

{| style="background: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #a2a9b1; width: 100%; padding: .2em; margin: 0.5em auto;"
 |-
 | [[Special:Categories|AAAAAAAAAA]]:  [[:Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes|AAAAAAAAAAAA AA-AAAAA]]  <span style="color: #aaa;">|</span>  [[:Category:Featured|AAAAAAAA]]
 |}

to the article AAAAAAAAA!

It renders like:

AAAAAAAAAA:  AAAAAAAAAAAA AA-AAAAA  |  AAAAAAAA

Maybe you'll need to add more categories into it. --Jabberwock (talk) 07:55, 27 November 2020 (UTC)

Okay I added it. -- The Zombiebaron 08:03, 27 November 2020 (UTC)

Thanks! --Jabberwock (talk) 09:15, 27 November 2020 (UTC)

IP range block

Hey Zombie, I would have put this on BP, but I'm not entirely sure how to define an IP range, and I didn't want to put something inaccurate there (e.g. I was worried I might put something that looks correct but actually defines the wrong range, or something). As you've probably seen, someone keeps creating about 3-4 new articles a day, all lame spam about a bunch of different things, but never or rarely mentioning a specific company or website. Anyway, they're always using an IP address that almost always geolocates to Kansas. Using CTRL+F on the Huff log shows that some of the common IP's start with 192.126___.___. Another one is 196.16.___.___. There are probably others. Hope this helps and hope you're able to effectively block a range to stop this crap. Thanks. MrX blow me 22:43, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

I know the spam you're talking about, but I feel a rangeblock is too heavy handed an approach. Its no big deal to delete the spam, and if we want it to stop a better solution would be making an AbuseFilter entry that blocks that pattern of page creation. -- The Zombiebaron 07:41, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Ok, that sounds good, thanks. MrX blow me 13:45, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Protect User:Awesome_Aasim

Can you semiprotect my user page? Someone put an offensive remark on it and I did not notice. Because I am not super active to check my user page, I need it locked to avoid inappropriate edits. Also, about hiding the new section button, there is a magic word __NONEWSECTIONLINK__ that does the same, feel free to revert if you do not like the results. Awesome Aasim 08:06, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Okay, I've semiprotected your userpage. Please fix your signature or I will be forced to take corrective actions, you have been told about this before. -- The Zombiebaron 08:34, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Okay, done. Well, when I saved in preferences it added a big fat "SUBST:" before the included template. I know why it was done, but maybe there should be some way turn it off. Awesome Aasim 13:44, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Template:Nosubst -- The Zombiebaron 13:47, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Well, I've gotten fancy and clean now. No more overflowing of wikitext by copying signatures. Yay. Awesome Aasim 13:50, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 16:32, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Please delete a page

Hello. Can you please delete Azrael Jorithian Djayaprawira? It seems that the page has been empty since the creation, and looks like it's just a vanity page. Thank you. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ‎SomeDude (talk • contribs)

Okay -- The Zombiebaron 10:19, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

Order of Uncyclopedia CUN

Hi, am I entitled to display CUN in my signature and add my name to the list if I've written a featured article? It says on the page, I'm just asking for clarification. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  22:37, 20 December 2020 (UTC)

Yes that is correct -- The Zombiebaron 23:25, 20 December 2020 (UTC)

Getting user's IP address

Is there any template to get the user's IP address similar to Template:USERNAME? --Jabberwock (talk) 10:19, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

If a user is logged out that template will display an IP I believe, other than that I don't think so. -- The Zombiebaron 15:39, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Potato reskin

Hey! Is there a deadline for adding content for the reskin? I.e. do you need it all done before the 25th? The reason I ask is because I can add stuff so that we have 12 "featured articles" and some stuff for "on this day", but I'd rather wait so that others can hopefully add some stuff too. MrX blow me 19:54, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

The deadline for each day's content is that day. So, all we need for the 25th is to make sure our 25th featured article and "on this day" sections are ready, and then the same for the 26th and so on. -- The Zombiebaron 19:59, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Ok, cool, thanks, that's what I figured. I'll make sure we have something each day. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:12, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Also, were you planning on using that potato image in the subpages for each "on this day"? Or would you rather a new image for each day? MrX blow me 20:00, 23 December 2020 (UTC)

The stock images of potatoes are intended to be replaced with better images. I plan to do a bunch of stuff tomorrow. -- The Zombiebaron 21:40, 23 December 2020 (UTC)

Ok cool, I found some decent images that I will start adding. Feel free to replace them if you have better ones. MrX blow me 21:41, 23 December 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.

• Thank you Kippy, and a plentiful Potato Day to you too. -- The Zombiebaron 22:41, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Loosen of sanction

Hi. ~3 months ago, you made me only able to edit about interstates. I have, since then, fixed up Interstate 94 or Interstate 98 I have created. I am not request for a full parole. I just request I can edit about

1. Hurricane articles
2. Certain geography articles.

Thank you for your consideration, I promise I'll be more active now. --Gale5050 complain about me! 14:54, 26 December 2020 (UTC)

Okay, sounds good -- The Zombiebaron 15:02, 26 December 2020 (UTC)

Thank you! --Gale5050 complain about me! 15:06, 26 December 2020 (UTC)

Please contribute to Baked Potato

Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. ShabiDOO 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

SteamPoweredSupply

Back in February 2020, SteamPoweredSupply (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser created this post at the Ministry of Love, so, since you are a 'crat, I'd like to ask you to perform courtesy vanishing procedures to that account. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 17:57, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

Done, thanks for bringing it to my attention. -- The Zombiebaron 18:30, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

Sandbox boi

Sandbox boi is an alternate account that I use for testing purposes, but, every edit I try to make using it is tagged as unconstructive by an abuse filter that disallows "{{url}}", and I am starting to think it might have something to do with the username, so could you please rename it to "JJPMastest"? Thank you! JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to]JJP... master?} 17:41, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 18:29, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Edit request on User:Aimsplode

Please change the link to his Flammable's Office entry with Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office#Under Long to Very Long Bans, as I believe that the current link is deceased. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 20:36, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Fixed. -- The Zombiebaron 20:40, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Zombiebaron, and can you do the same on Alden Loveshade's userpage, but with a different link? JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 00:36, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Okay -- The Zombiebaron 00:47, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Reinstating Gale5050's voting sanctions

Gale cannot understand the purpose of an against vote on voting pages. Instead of voting against articles on VFH that are genuinely crap, he votes against any and all articles whose humour he doesn't understand. He votes against articles way too much because of 'formatting issues' instead of actual content quality and creates a disruptive influence on the page. He's clashed with MrX and Shabidoo multiple times and no doubt caused a lot of stress.

He also withholds fractions of votes (which honestly barely matter) that he will only give after the author 'corrects' the formatting/humour (usually turns out that he's wrong himself).

I suggest reinstating the sanction for voting pages and possibly a ban if this pattern of behaviour continues. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:41, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

While I do understand your concerns, I believe sanctioning users based on how they vote is a dangerous precedent to set in a democratic community like ours. Gale5050 has just as much a right to express his opinion on voting pages as anyone else, even if his opinion is unpopular. It is my understanding that Gale5050's contributions and votes are made in good faith, but that he lacks certain communication skills that make him hard to understand at times. I thank you for bringing these concerns to my attention, but at this time I will not be changing Gale5050's sanctions. -- The Zombiebaron 14:59, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050

Please block Gale5050

I propose a block of 1 week. Just my thought. Cheers.

MrX blow me 12:10, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

What has he done? I've been busy the past few days and haven't been watching Recent Changes as much as I usually do. -- The Zombiebaron 13:23, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

He's probably talking about Forum: Issues with VFH(don't see any problems, it's a forum vote, I am being involved in discussion, which is good), and Uncyclopedia: VFH/Human rights(which probably wasn't the best thing for me to do, but it certainly wasn't blockworthy quite yet, it's me pointing out a concern with an image, that people are refusing to fix. Hang on, I'll make my VFH standard page. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:13, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, I have class now. Maybe at 15:00 UTC or around then. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:15, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Just made. Please see User: Gale5050/Why I didn't support your VFH. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:19, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

I'm talking about everything. Gale5050's behavior is disruptive, and we all know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Gale5050 will, as he always does, ignore what we say and bring up irrelevant stuff if we ask him about this. He has, once again, started some stupid policy forum, where he, once again, does not listen when every other editor tries to kindly tell him that he is the very problem that he is bringing up. I'm getting tired of explaining simple stuff to him, and I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Gale5050 needs a hard wakeup call. MrX blow me 15:39, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

And I'm sorry for not posting specific diffs, but there are too many now. A quick scroll through recent changes should be enough to get you up to date. MrX blow me 15:41, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Nothing I did was blockableworthy, VFH is via vote as of now, which means I have the right to my vote. I have even outlined why I retracted my vote! That article needs to go through a PeeReview. I'd say this was the closest that led to a block, but it isn't blockworthy. It's not the same problem, it's different problems(that aren't really problems), that kind of circle to one point, but at a stretch. It's like how all Asian flights to Latin America connect in Mexico City. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:32, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

I'm not sure Gale needs to be blocked (just yet) here. Though a stern warning from an admin or crat would be helpful. His complete inability to listen to other users and his insistence on doing things his way is highly detrimental to the site. ShabiDOO 19:23, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

What "insistence"? Everyone has right to a VFH vote. I am trying to learn when to not oppose, but I outlined my criteria. You can see it, and you can see why I don't support a lot. My bar is high. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:11, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

This is long past the point of stale, just so you know. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:13, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Newpedia layout and Newstyle

Do you have any kind or sort of ideas, suggestions or advice on my Newpedia layout? Or do you think the whole or entire thing is absurd, ridiculous, ludicrous and preposterous? --Jabberwock (talk) 06:23, 25 January 2021 (UTC)

Occasionally I use just a few words that are slightly redundant to be a little bit like Lord Alvin Redund. Or I can sound slightly similar to Captain Understatement. --Jabberwock (talk) 06:26, 25 January 2021 (UTC)

@Jabberwock: His last edit was nearly a month ago. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:12, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Thought of something funny... or stupid... IDK

You know the page MediaWiki:sp-contributions-blocked-notice? That has the text showed up on every contributions block log notice. Maybe it should say "This user is currently blocked. The scars that were left by the banhammer can be seen below." It could be funny, or it could be drunk and stupid. I don't know. Maybe you come up with something even more stupid (and when I say that I mean even more funny). Awesome Aasim 11:00, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

And maybe MediaWiki:Internalerror-fatal-exception should say "our "$1" hamsters are falling asleep." Once again, I don't know. Nevermind, even more stupid than what I initially suggested.  :\ Awesome Aasim 11:02, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

@Awesome Aasim: His last edit was nearly a month ago. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:11, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:22, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey Zombie...do you remember who organised the Happy Monkey Competition last year (I wasn't around much last year). I'd like to archive it in the HMC page. ShabiDOO 21:16, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Zombie hasn't edited since January 11-here was the last edit. He said he was busy IRL, and you can see a decrease in activity for 3 weeks beforehand. Just thought you should be aware, Shabidoo. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:10, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:19, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

We all miss you bro! Hope all is well! MrX blow me 16:35, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Just gonna say, hes been gone for.....38 days? --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:55, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Ok, since his last Uncyc edit, he made 2 edits to Wikipedia and, since one was recently, I think he is ok and he just doesn't have the time and/or forgot about Uncyclopedia.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:00, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

Glad to know he's ok. Hope to see him here again soon. MrX blow me 20:18, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

Me too, but I don't think he'll be back for some time. He said he reads WP everyday, so he could be busy. Evantually he will come, though; around a 5% chance he permanently left, unfortunately this increases every day. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:28, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

He has made a 3rd btw, on 2/26. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:12, 26 March 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message

Hi _Zombiebaron!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Double dashes banned on Cassie's talk page

She uses DPL, as such, I was formally warned to not use them, and I wanted to make you aware since you use them as well. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:23, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

You're...

finally back! JJP_Master 21:28, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes but he resigned. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:43, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Feels good man. -- The Zombiebaron 21:57, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

How does it feel good? --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:00, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Good question, you should read my resignation letter. -- The Zombiebaron 22:04, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Totally understandable Zombie. I don't blame you for a second and I think your entire letter makes sense. I hope you'll be able to write some articles now! ShabiDOO 22:15, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Thank you Shabidoo, I hope so too. -- The Zombiebaron 22:17, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh, I read. That sucks.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 22:21, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Your resignation

I feel a lot like Jack Bauer (oh yeah, I went there) when President Palmer tells him he won't be running again, and Jack tells the President he thinks he's making a mistake, but I totally understand and appreciate your reasons. Right now, active admins here are scarce, to put it mildly, and you've been an amazing admin. You've been a great help to me personally and to everyone else in every aspect of this site. But you've obviously thought long and hard (boom, phrasing) about this, and I'm sure there's nothing I can say or do to persuade you to take back the mop. Above all else, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that we're more than glad to have you back. You have been missed. P.S. AWESOME letterhead! Cheers. MrX blow me 23:27, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Thank you MrX. -- The Zombiebaron 13:16, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

What you missed

Procedual notification, this is an update of everything important since you left on 1/11.

1. Huggle (you may know about this)
2. Extended confirmed and abuse filter helper and IPBE and semi protection of templates (you may know about this)
3. No VFHs,VFDs or VFPs created since you left are open. All are new VFHs,VFDs and VFPs
4. We now have UnWeather
5. Many other scripts were imported

--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:03, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 13:16, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/ZombiebaronResignation

Your that important. -- Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:44, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 02:30, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:50, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Top VFH Competitors

• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

• UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far (5.5/4)

• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Please don't send spam to my talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 23:04, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

We need to protect editnotices and allow only administrators!

So, can you add this to page MediaWiki:Titleblacklist:

 # Editnotice pseudospace
 Template:Editnotices\/.* <noedit|errmsg=titleblacklist-custom-editnotice>

And can you create MediaWiki:Titleblacklist-custom-editnotice with the same code used for the Wikipedia version and modify the Uncyclopedia version if it needs changes?

Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 00:02, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

lol -- The Zombiebaron 23:07, 18 June 2021 (UTC)