User:Dan Wescher/RWBY

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RWBY is an American anime-styled web series created by someone called the Oum. RWBY is about anime girls who train to fight monsters and the whole damn thing is done with 90s CGI. The title means Retarded White Bastards are Young, which is made real obvious in this show.

Warner Bros. got turned on and distributed the show in Japan and tricked DC Comics into making comics about the show. Some Nippon-based company called "the Shueisha" also made it into a manga series nobody's ever read.

Premise[edit | edit source]

In a world of bad CGI lives four girls who kill black animals because they're racist. They go to a school that gets blown up because... plot. They also try to retrieve this thing called dust.

Characters[edit | edit source]

See also: Nobody cares

Main characters[edit | edit source]

Ruby Rose[edit | edit source]

Ruby Rose is a little redhead girl named after a real-life actress. She's a Little Red Riding Hood rip-off with an annoying high-pitched voice. Her older sister, Yang, is blond and looks nothing like her. She's voiced by Lindsay Jones, who is an awful voice actress.

Weiss Schnee[edit | edit source]

Weiss Schnee is your typical selfish rich white girl. She is a friend of the other characters.

Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long[edit | edit source]

Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long are main characters, too.

Yang looks like a drugged Goldilocks with big titties and dresses like a hooker... despite the fact that she's a teenager. She's friends with Blake, a catgirl who doesn't want anyone to know she's a catgirl; luckily, Blake's totally able to hide being a catgirl by chasing a red dot, literally drooling over fish, and being afraid of Ruby's dog.

Also, they're gay for some reason.