Anime chicks

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Catgirls, Hentai and furries, Oh my!

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They are hot, and you're less likely to get done by the cops for jacking off to 'em

Captain Obvious on Anime Chicks

I've watched so much anime I've started calling my friend kaneesha, konichiwa!,

Hello Konichiwa

Oh Shit! Not Again!

Anime Chick on The tentacle monster that caught her

sticking lollies in a bag is called kidnapping

an anime girl on being shoved into a plastic bag full of Girlceries.

Sexuality in anime chicks[edit]

So close, and yet so far...

Anime chicks, whether being attacked by tentacles or guys, are always getting it in the ass. When compared to the hamster, one realizes that anime chicks are not 50 feet tall like hamsters are. They do make random stereotypical poses which are meant to attract the male anime people. Their primitive functions are eat, sleep and get attacked by tentacles.

Your usual Alien Chick.

When a zoologist was interviewed about anime chicks he said "You've got to be fucking kidding me." They must have some reputation to get such a reaction. The anime chicks mating habits are a mystery however. An anime Scientologist said "I don't know, they always like the tentacles". So I guess it's safe to say mystery solved. But how anyone could like the triangle heads is still a mystery to this day.

Anime chicks often like to nest in Saturday cartoons, and can often be seen in between commercials. What they do during commercials is anyones guess. We hypothesize it has something to do with tentacles.

The Science of all Hentai[edit]

  • All anime chicks will at one point be starred in hentai.
    • This being the case, the larger the breasts the anime chick has, the longer the horny fanboys will spend searching for their respective hentai. This is the formula:
  • It's common knowledge that all hentai chicks will cum at the same time the guys do, and can cum up to as many as 75 times. Duh, retards.
This is the beginning of many a hentai.
  • All anime men will be total retards, and the only thing that they are ever good at is yelling, fighting, and having sex with their female friend.
    • All anime guys have super-smart, sex-fiend female friends.
  • All anime females can have sex!
    • Even little girls! (see Loli)
    • and Furries!
    • AND ROBOTS! :D (see Neon Genesis Evangelion)
    • AND TENTACLES (in all your favourite colours of the rainbow)
  • All teenage fanboys will have undoubtedly felt an urge to whack off to real women at one point.
    • Should this happen, the Japanese hentai artists bent on the desensitization of all American
  • Anime Chicks can be virgins as many times as they want
  • Despite the assurance of friends, hentai chicks in action CANNOT BE TEH UNSEE-ED.
    • Not believin'? Search for some and you'll see.
  • If you can think it up, it probably already exists in some form of hentai. Go on, try it.


Some anime chicks are lucky, sexy specimens with animal ears, tails, and eyes that make a dude jizz. They are unusual attractive, even more attractive than the regular humans (despite there being too many catgirls).

The Hentai Paradox[edit]


Hentai characters are engineered to be more visually attractive than their real-life counterparts. Furthermore, clothed anime chicks, even when only barely clothed, are ridiculously hot. Yet the fact remains--Hentai is ridiculously disgusting. Why is this? I'll tell you why: Hentai is made to be disgusting. Don't believe me? Go watch some and see for yourself.

Ah, you're back. How did it go? Oh, you're dead. Should have seen that coming.