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2022		Newsom, GavinGavin Newsom	Born in 1967	For dictating a mask mandate over America's largest state in the name of safety and then taking a stand against said mandate in the name of liberty ... multiple times.	5 runners-up Vladimir Putin Volodymyr Zelenskyy Vladimir Putin Vladimir Putin Vladimir Putin
2023		Swift, TaylorTaylor Swift	Born in 1989	In 2023, TayTay significantly increased her popularity and net worth by banging Fantasy Football star Travis Kelce.	4 runners-up Hamas Hollywood laziness Skynet Takeover Barbie
2024		Capobianco, AustinAustin Capobianco	Born in 1986	For taking a brave stand for fans' rights in the 2024 World Series.	4 runners-up Peanut Fred Joe Biden Tim Walz
2024		Capobianco, AustinAustin Capobianco	Born in 1986	For taking a brave stand for fans' rights in the 2024 World Series.	4 runners-up Peanut Fred Joe Biden Tim Walz

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