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I quietly observed as the stray bull terrier sat on my porch. I took a photo, and It smiled at me and walked away, and disappeared out of my view. That was too quick for a dog to run. I didn't even see a blur... oh well.

I sat back down and thought to myself as I watched the morning news in our area. My dog laid by my side, breathing softly and sound asleep. I myself almost fell asleep, until a broadcast aired suddenly. On-screen was Donald Trump, speaking of something supernatural.

And it was then I felt the aftershock of what had happened.

The rumble from the explosion echoed throughout the world, and it was because of something humanity had never seen before. "Something bombed Times Square in New York, New York, and it has no plans to stop." Donald Trump said, concerned. "Please seek out shelter, dispose of all dog treats, and avoid whistling." He warned. A text-to-speech voice then interrupted the interruption and spoke. "This message will repeat itself until the anomaly subdues." Followed by the national anthem, and Trump repeated himself again and again.

I quickly decided that I should probably heed this warning, and I woke up my dog and put them in the kennel. I went to the dog food container and sealed it with tape after depositing all dog treats I owned inside.

The mysterious broadcast continued with its usual ominous tone, but this rerun was a variation. It clearly established the threat, and it was now that my dog began to whimper.

The culprit of this chaos was a dog by the name of Walter, and it was a bull terrier.

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The rumbling was finally over.

I let my dog out of the kennel and let them outside. I walked outside with my dog and pulled out my phone, where I looked at the news for the first time in ten minutes.

Paranormal Dog "Walter" Murders 15 Million People, Deletes Russia

I took my dog back inside and turned on the TV.

The headline read "Crowdsourced Government Program Created, Only Two Images Of Walter Thus Far"

And it was then I knew what I was going to do.

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The Walterverse is a fictional set of infinite universes where anything can happen. So far, the Walterverse spans U-3149 and U-3150, only two dimensions.

The Walterverse's focus is on powerful anomalous entities present in these universes. However, a pattern has evolved, only the most normal of items and creatures are able to be anomalous. The first anomalous entity documented is Walter The Dog, given his uniqueness of being eternal and highly destructive.

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ORIGIN: CASE FILE MANIFESTED IN DATABASE VIA UNKNOWN ORIGINS. FILE WRITTEN IN POOR ENGLISH, BRIEFLY SUMMARIZING THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE ENTITY. SHORTLY AFTER THE APPEARANCE OF THE FILE, A BRIGHT RED LIGHT APPEARED IN SPACE, APPEARING ON THE EARTH'S SURFACE AS A STAR. A LINK BETWEEN THESE TWO ANOMALIES IS UNKNOWN, RESEARCH IS ONGOING.