6000 Sided Dice
The 6000 sided dice is a dice which is 6000 sided and has 6000 sides, produced by The ludicrous amount of sides dice company™ (Which will now be referred to as the TLAoSD Company™ For the rest of this article) It is famously used for the popular bored game; Die and Dice where players roll it to calculate how powerful the players' dice will be. It also calculates how immensely tired the player will be of life. (It is often used during a child's birth for this purpose)
History[edit | edit source]
During the apocalypse known as the “death of the dumb dinosaurs” the asteroid that collided with the earth, was a few million years later found by intrepid explorer; Mr “gullible man“ Hoblisky. Upon finding the rock he proceeded to utter a ritualistic incantation to the devil. Upon being interrupted from his latest feast of a thousand babies, the devil proceeded to trap the soul of Mr “dead” Hoblisky in the stone and upon the ritual being complete the devil transformed the stone into the 6000 sided dice. Do not believe the devils denials as we all know the truth.
Uses[edit | edit source]
During the incredibly long lifespan of the dice, it has been used by humans on a very ritualistic basis, as after the birth of a child the dice will be rolled and how alive or dead the child will be is decided by the number. 0-1 child will become successful and is now basically immortal, 1-1000 means child is alive (for now), 1000-2000 means child will probably have a disease, 2000-4000 means child is stupid, 4000-5500 means child will be a chav and be a disappointment to all living things, 5500-6000 child is dead.
It has also been used for the quickest game of monopoly ever, as all players died from boredom in an agonising 10 seconds.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
The dice has often been criticised for being called a “Dice” when it should be called a “Die”. The TLAoSD Company™ calmly responded to critics by stating “Have you dumbasses ever opened a dictionary? Die is what happens when players spend too long on this game. Dice means plastic cube with numbered shit on it.”
The 6000 sided dice has also been criticised for alleged ties to Satan version 6000. Satan version 6000 responded to the allegations by saying “No”, despite the fact that the TLAoSD Company™ has an entire library on Satan 6000 and the Devil being involved with the dice.
In popular media[edit | edit source]
The 6000 sided dice made a guest appearance in the Family Guy episode Dying for Death where Peter gets trapped in the Die and Dice bored game.