Forum:Vote Top 10 of 2020
2021 is here. You know what this means: we crown ten distinct articles as the top 10 articles of 2020! Here's one for the history books.
- All users registered before January 1st have ten (10) votes. No more than that.
- IPs and users registered on or after January 1st have five (5) votes. No more than that either.
- Each change of 0.5 votes in the absolute value of a given article's number of votes is counted as 0.5 votes. For example, adding a half negative vote (-0.5) will count as 0.5 votes, and adding two votes (+2) will count as 2.0 votes.
- You can allocate between -1 votes and +3 votes to each article. For negative votes, use {{Against}}. For positive votes, use {{For}}. For multiple positive votes, use {{For}} (x0), where 0 is replaced by the number of votes you wish to allocate. Half votes of -0.5 and +0.5 are allowed, but no other partial increments. Other voting templates are allowed, but try to use unambiguously positive or negative ones.
- Feel free to leave a reason beside your vote. You may type it out as: {{For}} (x2) - Really good article. ~~~~ .
- Feel free to comment on any article. These do not consume your votes. Use the template {{Comment}} in order to comment on an article.
- Sockpuppetry will result in your account getting huffed.
If you vote we'll uhhh follow you on twitter. Or instagram. Or tiktok. Or whatever kids use nowadays.
There's 36 articles to choose from, so make your choices wisely! Or not.
Articles below are sorted solely by date featured. Feel free to use the table of contents to snoop around.
January
UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead
Featured January 12th.
- Self for This feels like an eternity ago. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:03, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
Jeffrey Epstein
Featured January 23rd.
- 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- +1 MrX 17:23, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- x3 Gone but not forgotten. User:CandidToaster/sig 06:02, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
- x3 18:28, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)
February
No articles were featured in February 2020. How disappointing!
March
McDonald's
Featured March 25th. Second nomination.
April
Potatoism
Featured April 19th.
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Featured April 27th.
Featured April 29th.
- 2xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:54, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
- 1 Heart - Pretty good. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- For -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:27, Jan. 23, 2021
UPN
Featured April 30th.
- For. Pepperidge Farm remembers. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:49, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
May
UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says
Featured May 22nd.
June
Elon Musk
Featured June 22nd.
- +3. --EMC [TALK] 15:22 Jan 5 2021
- 0.5 Fors It's ok, at best. Gale5050 complain about me! 19:36, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- x2 ~ Kakun · talk 12:34, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
- 2 18:30, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)
Social Credit System
Featured June 26th.
- 1 Heart - Very good first use of the offset system. Good way, according to the Uncyclopedian's Song, to become a humor writing king. (Or queen.) Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- +1 MrX 17:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
July
No articles were featured in July 2020. How sinful!
August
Time Person of the Year
Featured August 23rd.
- +1 Self vote. MrX 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Featured August 30th.
- For. Pink Floyd forever. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:14, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
September
Black Lives Matter
Featured September 5th. Written for PLS.
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:49, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
- 1 Heart - Pretty good. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- +2 My favorite of the year. MrX 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:02, Jan. 9, 2021
- For. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:10, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
Five-second rule
Featured on 9/11. Rewritten for PLS.
- For. HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaGale5050 complain about me! 19:37, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Claudia Schiffer
Featured September 15th. Written for PLS.
- 0.5 Hearts - A good old fashioned mildly offensive article. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated
Featured September 17th. Written for PLS.
- 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all. Actually, pretty good. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate
Featured September 19th.
- +1 MrX 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Robot Sex in Popular Media
Featured September 23rd. Written for PLS.
Featured September 27th.
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:50, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
- 0.5 Hearts - ALL HAIL QUEEN MARY. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- For x2. So 2020. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 14:15, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- +1 MrX 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:48, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
Waltz with Bashir
Featured September 30th. Second nomination.
October
Download more RAM
Featured October 3rd. Written for PLS.
- 1 Heart -
I'm biased, I know.Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021 - +2. --EMC [TALK] 15:23 Jan 5 2021
Ruth Westheimer
Featured October 8th.
Jimbo Wales
Featured October 13th. Second nomination.
- +1 MrX 17:28, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- +3 Top tier quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:06, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- 3 18:29, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)
Featured October 19th.
- For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:51, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
- 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good I guess. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
November
Jerusalem (article)
Featured November 9th.
- 2 18:30, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)
Extinctionism
Featured November 15th.
- For x3 Yes yes yes! ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 14:20, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- +1 MrX 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
December
White horses
Featured December 2nd.
- For for for! I think its logic is very funny. And it quoted Captain Яidiculous. I love it. --Jabberwock (talk) 23:28, 28 January 2021 (UTC)
- For for for! When I first saw it, I was shocked by its funny logic. I love it very much. --HappySmile(talk) 06:25, 30 January 2021 (UTC)
UnNews:Thanksgiving is hella cancelled
Featured December 9th.
- For. Good article. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 19:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For. Everything 2020 in one article. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:09, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
Kamala Harris
Featured December 13th.
- +1 Self vote. MrX 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- -1 Looks too much like Wikipedia! Gale5050 complain about me! 18:08, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
Pat Buchanan
Featured December 16th.
UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
Featured December 22nd.
- 3xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:52, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
- 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good in fact. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- For. Very timely, my second favorite holiday, and Halloween III. What more do you need? PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:09, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
- For -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 17:05, Jan. 25, 2021
UnTunes:I wish you could be Christian but you're gay
Featured December 24th.
- 0.5 Hearts - I wasn't expecting a Christmas carol, but oh well. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time
Featured December 24th.
- Semi-self for The article that saved UnTribune. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:06, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
Undecember
Yes, I just invented a new month to pack in any articles that would otherwise be featured prior to Uncyclopedia's sweet sixteen, but couldn't make it in because of the 12 Nights of Potato Day. Cassandra (talk)
Baked Potato
Featured Undecember 3rd.
- 0.5 Hearts - P O T A T O. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- For. It's pronounced potato not potato! ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 14:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- Half Against We rushed through it. Not necessarily “top 10” quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:03, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask
Featured Undecember 7th.
UnPoetia:Triste et malum est
Featured Undecember 13th.
- For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- 2x self for. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 08:58, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Among Us
Featured Undecember 15th 16th. Fuck you, DPL.
- 2 Hearts - Probably "Noob of the Year" quality. In a good way. Cassandra (talk) 09:56am January 5, 2021
- 3 Hearts - nice. JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 12:13, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 14:39, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For (2x) Top tier quality of high relevance. Yeah, this is gotta be top ten. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:04, 5 January 2021 (UTC) Not as funny as I thought...Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:56, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
- x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
- For. I love playing Among Us. --Jabberwock (talk) 06:21, 29 January 2021 (UTC)