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2021 is here. You know what this means: we crown ten distinct articles as the top 10 articles of 2020! Here's one for the history books.

If 2020 were defined by one object, this object would be the face mask.
Rules
  1. All users registered before January 1st have ten (10) votes. No more than that.
  2. IPs and users registered on or after January 1st have five (5) votes. No more than that either.
  3. Each change of 0.5 votes in the absolute value of a given article's number of votes is counted as 0.5 votes. For example, adding a half negative vote (-0.5) will count as 0.5 votes, and adding two votes (+2) will count as 2.0 votes.
  4. You can allocate between -1 votes and +3 votes to each article. For negative votes, use {{Against}}. For positive votes, use {{For}}. For multiple positive votes, use {{For}} (x0), where 0 is replaced by the number of votes you wish to allocate. Half votes of -0.5 and +0.5 are allowed, but no other partial increments. Other voting templates are allowed, but try to use unambiguously positive or negative ones.
  5. Feel free to leave a reason beside your vote. You may type it out as: {{For}} (x2) - Really good article. ~~~~ .
  6. Feel free to comment on any article. These do not consume your votes. Use the template {{Comment}} in order to comment on an article.
  7. Sockpuppetry will result in your account getting huffed.

If you vote we'll uhhh follow you on twitter. Or instagram. Or tiktok. Or whatever kids use nowadays.

There's 36 articles to choose from, so make your choices wisely! Or not.

Find some shiny voting templates here


Articles below are sorted solely by date featured. Feel free to use the table of contents to snoop around.

Public vote closed FEBRUARY 8 2021, 01:00 UTC
Winners displayed at UN:2020

January

UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead

Featured January 12th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self for This feels like an eternity ago. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:03, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Jeffrey Epstein

Featured January 23rd.

Score: 7.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:23, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg x3 Gone but not forgotten. User:CandidToaster/sig 06:02, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg x3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:28, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)

February

No articles were featured in February 2020. How disappointing!

March

McDonald's

Featured March 25th. Second nomination.

Score: 0

April

Potatoism

Featured April 19th.

Score: 0

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Featured April 27th.

Score: 0

UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine

Featured April 29th.

Score: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 2xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:54, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Pretty good.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 04:27, Jan. 23, 2021

UPN

Featured April 30th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pepperidge Farm remembers. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:49, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

May

UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says

Featured May 22nd.

Score: 0

June

Elon Musk

Featured June 22nd.

Score: 7.5
  1. +3. --EMC [TALK] 15:22 Jan 5 2021
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 0.5 Fors It's ok, at best. Gale5050 complain about me! 19:36, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg x2 ~ Kakun · talk 12:34, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg 2 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:30, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)

Social Credit System

Featured June 26th.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Very good first use of the offset system. Good way, according to the Uncyclopedian's Song, to become a humor writing king. (Or queen.)  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

July

No articles were featured in July 2020. How sinful!

August

Time Person of the Year

Featured August 23rd.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 Self vote. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus

Featured August 30th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pink Floyd forever. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:14, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

September

Black Lives Matter

Featured September 5th. Written for PLS.

Score: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:49, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Pretty good.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Ankh smite.png +2 My favorite of the year. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 15:02, Jan. 9, 2021
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:10, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Five-second rule

Featured on 9/11. Rewritten for PLS.

Score: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaGale5050 complain about me! 19:37, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Claudia Schiffer

Featured September 15th. Written for PLS.

Score: 0.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - A good old fashioned mildly offensive article.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021

COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated

Featured September 17th. Written for PLS.

Score: 3.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all. Actually, pretty good.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate

Featured September 19th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Robot Sex in Popular Media

Featured September 23rd. Written for PLS.

Score: 0

UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full

Featured September 27th.

Score: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:50, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - ALL HAIL QUEEN MARY.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For x2. So 2020. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:15, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:48, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Waltz with Bashir

Featured September 30th. Second nomination.

Score: 0

October

Download more RAM

Featured October 3rd. Written for PLS.

Score: 3
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - I'm biased, I know.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. +2. --EMC [TALK] 15:23 Jan 5 2021

Ruth Westheimer

Featured October 8th.

Score: 0

Jimbo Wales

Featured October 13th. Second nomination.

Score: 10
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:28, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg +3 Top tier quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:06, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg 3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:29, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus

Featured October 19th.

Score: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:51, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good I guess.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021

November

Jerusalem (article)

Featured November 9th.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 2 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:30, 25 January, 2021 (UTC)

Extinctionism

Featured November 15th.

Score: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For x3 Yes yes yes! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:20, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

December

White horses

Featured December 2nd.

Score: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For for for! I think its logic is very funny. And it quoted Captain Яidiculous. I love it. --Jabberwock (talk) 23:28, 28 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For for for! When I first saw it, I was shocked by its funny logic. I love it very much. --HappySmile(talk) 06:25, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Thanksgiving is hella cancelled

Featured December 9th.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Good article. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Everything 2020 in one article. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:09, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Kamala Harris

Featured December 13th.

Score: -0
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 Self vote. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg -1 Looks too much like Wikipedia! Gale5050 complain about me! 18:08, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Pat Buchanan

Featured December 16th.

Score: 0

UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween

Featured December 22nd.

Score: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 3xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:52, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good in fact.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very timely, my second favorite holiday, and Halloween III. What more do you need? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:09, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 17:05, Jan. 25, 2021

UnTunes:I wish you could be Christian but you're gay

Featured December 24th.

Score: 0.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - I wasn't expecting a Christmas carol, but oh well.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021

UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time

Featured December 24th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Semi-self for The article that saved UnTribune. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:06, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Undecember

Yes, I just invented a new month to pack in any articles that would otherwise be featured prior to Uncyclopedia's sweet sixteen, but couldn't make it in because of the 12 Nights of Potato Day.  Cassandra  (talk)

Baked Potato

Featured Undecember 3rd.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - P O T A T O.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's pronounced potato not potato! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Half Against We rushed through it. Not necessarily “top 10” quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:03, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask

Featured Undecember 7th.

Score: 0

UnPoetia:Triste et malum est

Featured Undecember 13th.

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 2x self for. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  08:58, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Among Us

Featured Undecember 15th 16th. Fuck you, DPL.

Score: 10
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 2 Hearts - Probably "Noob of the Year" quality. In a good way.  Cassandra  (talk09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 3 Hearts - nice. JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 12:13, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:39, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For (2x) Top tier quality of high relevance. Yeah, this is gotta be top ten. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:04, 5 January 2021 (UTC) Not as funny as I thought...Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:56, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I love playing Among Us. --Jabberwock (talk) 06:21, 29 January 2021 (UTC)