User talk:Zombiebaron/archive29

Um..

Thanks for unbanning me. I didn't said "please" so I made you a painting.

I hope you like it. --~   13:52, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the painting. It is historically accurate. -- The Zombiebaron 16:50, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

You mean I was there too? --~   19:55, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Don't you remember? -- The Zombiebaron 00:16, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

I think I remember a naked woman but I'm not sure... --~   08:13, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah there was definitely a naked woman. Her name was Candy. She had a three year old son named Frank, and she never finished high school. -- The Zombiebaron 08:46, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

And she was a hooker, right? --~   09:02, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

I think she preferred to refer to herself as an escort. -- The Zombiebaron 18:06, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

I like the painting. Hang it up in the gallery. --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:13, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

OY!

Hi.

What was the defacebook thing doing weirdly before? 1234 ~ 18:20, 15 January 2011

I'm not sure, but the right side of the page wasn't displaying properly. But it seems fixed now? -- The Zombiebaron 18:22, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Is it? I found a bunch of things horrifyingly wrong with it when I booted windows and tried to fix them; think it was one of them? 1234 ~ 18:27, 15 January 2011

Probably. Let me know when you think it's done for real and I'll reprotect it and put it on the Main Page. -- The Zombiebaron 18:42, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I think it's done, but I don't really know... I mean, I thought it was done before, too. 1234 ~ 18:54, 15 January 2011

Wiki robber

Hi, actualy I'm a wiki robber from the french Uncyclopedia (This sheet). Me and my monkeys were really impressed by your Facebook-like design!!! We're now trying to steal your wiki code but it looks harder than we thought (yes, we often steal all your stuff, ha ha ha ha). Maybe you could offer us a clue for this wonderful design? My userpage is waiting for help from you smart and intelligent wiki staff! Mu Kappa Pi 20:34, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Bonjour. I didn't really do any of the coding, so you may want to talk to Lyrithya, because she's really the only person who understands how we did the reskin. Bibliotheque! -- The Zombiebaron 00:13, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

So, Now the Facebook reskin is over

How's about we make some sort of formal repository for browsing reskins; it tends to be the case that after each reskin is concluded, it gets removed, javascript gets restored and it ends up mainly broken and unviewable in its original glory. Also, I've removed that line of CSS you inserted into the site stylesheet to prevent addsection from appearing on your talkpage... I have a piece of javascript that does that: <span id="disableAddSection"></span> -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:10, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Well, we do have the Reskin Archive. -- The Zombiebaron 17:30, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 17 January 2011

You're welcome Socky. -- The Zombiebaron 17:31, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

I appreciate your quick response, but, umm....

I had asked for User:Why do I need to provide this?/Stonehenge Apocalypse to be huffed, not User:Why do I need to provide this?/UnNews:Stonehenge Apocalypse. You, umm, sort of made my article-in-progress go away. Could you put it back, pretty please? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:03, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about that. It seems that ChiefjusticeDS has fixed everything. -- The Zombiebaron 09:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I know once you zombies go on a huffing spree, you're hard to stop. But it's back, so cool. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:02, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

VFD image

Since I did try to make it better and whatnot, could it be used to the actual thing? You'd have to fix it up some more yourself, but... *kitty eyes* 1234 ~ 18:28, 19 January 2011

I thought you used *shifty eyes*...*shifty eyes*. ChiefjusticeDS 18:40, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

*hungry eyes* -- The Zombiebaron 18:42, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

That's not Chief... Zombiebaron, ban it, ban it! *flails* 1234 ~ 18:48, 19 January 2011

I'm SPECIAL CASES! ChiefjusticeDS 18:49, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

*eyes of the tiger* -- The Zombiebaron 18:51, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

ChíefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Also, thanks for doing the image. *beams* 1234 ~ 18:55, 19 January 2011

I EXIST!

And stuff. Blimey; I hate being banned. On the other hand, I needed that, so thank you. Same time next week? 1234 ~ 18:48, 20 January 2011

Okay. -- The Zombiebaron 19:02, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Bonzi?

I need the pictures for This. Can you re-upload these (Like you can restore huffed articles) or not?

EDIT: I have found the originals from The mirror site, if they are of help.

• File:Anti-Bonzi.png - [1]

• File:Sir Bonzi.png - [2]

• File:AttackofMojoBonzi.jpg - [3]

All where Huffed in 2007. - Another n00b 19:36, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia servers no long have copies of those images. So, no, I can't restore them. If you remember what they looked like perhaps I could recreate them for you? -- The Zombiebaron 20:12, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. Thank you for your consideration. - Another n00b 07:58, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, I've reuploaded them for you. -- The Zombiebaron 20:51, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

THANKS! (^_^) p.s why did these bonzi buddy articles come and go? - Another n00b 21:22, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Bonzi Buddy has been deleted 8 times so far. It was voted for deletion a couple times, {{ICU}}'d a couple times, and deleted for being too short a couple times. -- The Zombiebaron 04:58, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

If you are on

Please ban 109.158.3.223 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser). It's that guy from before. He is also on IRC. 1234 ~ 08:54, 22 January 2011

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 09:38, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Copy

Can I have a copy of Joey "Piglet" Warner back? --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 19:47, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

I put the article in your userspace. -- The Zombiebaron 03:58, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks (Back then, I didn't know how to upload photos). But i'll make it better now. --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 04:42, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

By the way, I am a cow for 5 seconds: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:25, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations. -- The Zombiebaron 02:49, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Now i'm not a cow. --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:46, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Ghah!

Why must you revert me?! 1234 ~ 04:44, 24 January 2011

Because I'm too lazy to go into the page history and edit an older version of the page. -- The Zombiebaron 04:54, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

-- 23:45, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

No problem man. Congrats on the feature. -- The Zombiebaron 02:15, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! For congratulating me, and for making those pictures. -- 02:21, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah! I think you get these:

Featured Article Image

HandCarRadio.gif
This user created an image which was shown with the featured article on the front page.

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Featured Article Image

MotelWithSpeechBubble.png
This user created an image which was shown with the featured article on the front page.

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Featured Article Image

ManGetsHitByBusAtNight.gif
This user created an image which was shown with the featured article on the front page.

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-- 03:07, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

{{FAP}} is only for images that appear on the Main Page, so no, I don't get any {{FAP}}s. -- The Zombiebaron 04:12, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Poopie... -- 04:31, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Muslim Brotherhood

Could you do, for a future UnNews on the Egyptian revolution, a photo of the Muslim Brotherhood? Al-Zawahiri seems to suggest they are a used-car dealership near Cairo, or something nice like that. Thanks in advance. Spıke ¬ 23:20 30-Jan-11

So you want a car dealership named "Muslim Brotherhood"? Alright, I'll work on it when I get a chance. -- The Zombiebaron 02:00, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! either that or the Belushis wearing towels. Spıke ¬ 02:12 31-Jan-11

Please cancel my request--I went with the Belushis not wearing towels. Spıke ¬ 15:52 2-Feb-11

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 20:45, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Question

What's that template for listing pages with a prefix? There is a template, right? 1234 ~ 03:53, 31 January 2011

Is the answer Special:PrefixIndex/UnNews:Obama?

Better question: Why does all the text on this page look double-spaced to me? Spıke ¬ 04:39 31-Jan-11

1) The template is: {{Special:PrefixIndex/User:Zombiebaron}} 2) The text looks double spaced because the PrefixIndex was built for articles with short titles, so when the titles take up multiple lines it goes all double-spacey. -- The Zombiebaron 05:45, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Oh... well, that's simple. Thanks. But why would it be meant for short titles? The further into a tree the index goes, the longer the titles, and it goes as far as the tree has branches, no? 1234 ~ 06:00, 31 January 2011

Ok maybe I made the part up where I said it was built for articles with short titles. All I know is that it messes up and looks weird when you have articles with long titles. -- The Zombiebaron 06:02, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

No, this page! Ever since that huge text in Section 9, I'm seeing everything double-spaced! Spıke ¬ 11:56 31-Jan-11

Puppy has fixed it. I looked and looked at the coding, never realizing that you can't close a range of <big> by typing <small>. I just kept counting and seeing that there were the same number of both! Spıke ¬ 12:45 31-Jan-11

I don't know that it effects everyone the same, but it still is sloppy coding and caused me some minor annoyance. I noticed another n00b had done something similar elsewhere as well, so I've mentioned it on his talkpage. I think what happens is wikimedia translates those tags as <span style="font-size:120%; line-height: 120%"> and <span style="font-size:83.33%; line-height:83.33%">, or something similar. Browsers will often accept an increase in line-height readily by have issues when trying to reduce line-height below 100%, or even in some cases below 110%. So what has happened here is instead of opening 4 spans and then closing them, An00bis has opened 4 spans and then opened another 4 spans, each of which changes font-size and line-height. And even if I'm not completely correct on the why, the solution is still much the same. It's why I prefer {{big}} over <big> anyway, and prefer using spans with my own font-size and line-height commands in anyway. Nominally Humane! some time

Yup, that way the author says what effect he wants and leaves questions of actual rendition to the site's and the user's style sheets. Just checked; Wikimedia doesn't translate BIG and SMALL at all; I don't know whether various browsers have round-off or other errors such that a SMALL doesn't exactly cancel a BIG. I had an issue long ago with an old IE version that too many paragraphs with <P> (and no </P>) would make it stop looking at commands. Spıke ¬ 13:47 31-Jan-11

I have no clue what you guys are talking about. -- The Zombiebaron 20:45, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Above, some guy wanted to thank you in big letters, so he used <big> and closed it out, not with </big> but with <small>, and it screwed up the rest of your talk page until Puppy fixed it. Spıke ¬ 20:54 31-Jan-11

Oh haha I didn't even notice. -- The Zombiebaron 20:57, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Interesting. I've never come across these in pure HTML, so I'm wondering if it's actually deprecated HTML. Even if not, HTML 4.0 suggests pairing opening tags with equivalent closing, unless the tag is one of those that closes itself (like <br> has become <br />), so I'd naturally follow <big> with </big> given how much I've had strict HTML rammed down my throat when I studied page design.

And we're talking about girls without brains - a pet love of mine and SPIKE's. And I don't care if it's your talk page - FU edit conflict. Nominally Humane! some time

It was not pure nor deprecated. It was hand-coded. It broke the browser. I coded <P> because I used to code .P in troff. Spıke ¬ 20:57 31-Jan-11

My Epic Fail (>_<) - Another n00b 16:24, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

There's no feature for today. You have to do something! -- 04:15, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

I think I broke it. I hope you're happy. -- The Zombiebaron 06:14, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

As IT IS CUSTOMARY

As you've won the POTY award (and congrats for that!) you now chop your own award trophy! Make sure you put many undead elements in it. (Also, can you do me a favor and prepare one for the WOTY for 2010 for Al?) ~ 08:42, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! I think it's funny that you are reminding me about this because I invented the whole of idea of POTY winners having to create their own trophy. I will indeed be making a trophy for myself sometime soon, and I'll do one for Al at the same time. -- The Zombiebaron 09:22, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Was it you then? I thought it was RadX. Well, credits due where credits due. Also, I completely missed out on voting for you, so join my votage to your total as well! ~ 09:26, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Can't believe you don't have one of these already... ;) Congratulations... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks Mhaille! Mordillo, see here for proof of my ridiculous claims. -- The Zombiebaron 10:06, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

For Al, you mean this? It just needs his name... File:WotY2010.png 1234 ~ 16:45, 1 February 2011

Hello, and congrats on the chopper of the year. Did you win a motorcycle, was that it? I hope it's a good one. Can you do me a flavor and when my award is made could you put MMX in place of the 2010, either on the award thing or on the writing part on the right, or on both? Thanks. All year I never wrote 2010, but MMX, and used that on my other blings. Thanks, and thank you for taking on the extra work of making it. Aleister 17:38 2-1-'11

Since I already had a layered version, I got sidetracked and changed the text. File:QotY.png 1234 ~ 18:03, 1 February 2011

Awesome. Less work for me. -- The Zombiebaron 19:58, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers. See? Saving layered versions of things is good. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 20:16, 1 February 2011

Join?

People have started complaining at me that I shouldn't have added myself to the guild. Now, I just noticed that it says on your userpage to ask you about joining. So, here I am. Asking you. Please don't ban me, I'm just naïve. —DCCLXXVII (complaints • resume • • • • WP • UMF • GoogHelp • AWA • WA) 01:04, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Pfft, don't worry about it. I actually saw on my watchlist when you added yourself to The Guild, but I decided not to do anything about it. In the future, it would be a good idea to read guidelines and instructions. -- The Zombiebaron 01:34, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

What's this guild you're talking about? --~  17:24, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

The Potatochopper's Guild. -- The Zombiebaron 00:22, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Howto:Tell if you're a zombie

This is perfect for you --87.189.57.49 00:26, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

In the style of Jeff Foxworthy -

“ You can tell you're a zombie when your name includes the word zombie. ”

Pup 12:35 09 Feb '11

• Perfect for me to do what with? I can delete it for you if you'd like. -- The Zombiebaron 10:02, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Just a little toy.

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille[[link|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille]] Pup 04:40 11 Feb '11

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille -- The Zombiebaron 07:28, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille Cat the Colourful 12:51, February 11, 2011

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille AleisterUser:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 11 February 2011

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille[[User:PuppyOnTheRadio|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille]]

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille --[[User:Magic man|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille]]

hi zombiebaron

hey i got told i should talk to you i love zombies Aleister told me i should speak to you and he said your a cool guy im just saying hi! if i need any help ill ask you seeya! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Webby790 (talk • contribs)

Zombieabaron is cool? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! HAAHAA! That was the funnier thing I saw this day. --~  13:55, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Me? Helpful? HAHAHA! OMFG! HAHAHA! That was the funnier thing I saw this day! -- The Zombiebaron 20:41, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

You are helpful, though. A wonderful, helpful, drunken zombie. *beams* 1234 ~ 00:27, 12 February 2011

Having both guys trying to type a superlative is the "funnier" thing I saw this day! except I saw more than two things this day, so it would be "funniest"! Spıke ¬ 01:42 12-Feb-11

You're funnier. 1234 ~ 01:58, 12 February 2011

The funnier of the funny is that none can be the funnier of funest things that happen in this day if now is the later day! :S --Shabidoo 02:59, February 15, 2011 (UTC)