User talk:Zombiebaron/archive2

Err, it does too work! :P

It works, jsut click the Harass Me! Button and don't change the text, anyway, I like the image you've done, tis hilarious. And BTW, I don't actually have anything against canadians.

Bloody Canadians, Thinking I've got something against them... --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 12:49, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

• Ohhhhhh...I changed the text...and made an insta-huff article...yah...it got huffed. --The Zombiebaron 15:16, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

White Supremacist Club

We begin weekly meetings again tomorrow. You have my email. Dzugavili 04:47, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

• errrr...sure...whatever you say. --The Zombiebaron 12:43, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Um...

I've been around for a while. WikiFan05 02:55, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

• Wow. That's all I can say. So you've "been around for a while", eh? WELL ITS ABOUT TIME YOU LEARNED TO READ! THE SIGN CLEARLY SAYS NEW STUFF AT THE TOP! Since this post is probably a responce to my post of the welcome template on you're talk page, well Mister, that has nothing to do with how long you've been around. It's part of making sure everyone feels welcome. Yah. That's right. Anyway... --The Zombiebaron 02:59, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• BLAG--sArInZeRo 03:02, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• I'd prefer you not stealing my made up vulagirities. --The Zombiebaron 03:03, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• But you signed your edit with it! --sArInZeRo 03:13, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• So? I still don't want you to steal it. I'm not gonna stop you, cause I can't, I just don't want it stolen is all. --The Zombiebaron 03:15, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• Fine, you can keep your BLAGGing BLAG. --sArInZeRo 03:18, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. --The Zombiebaron 03:19, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• What happens if I say no here? --SarinZero (blabber) 03:32, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
• Well...you might find you're name on Ban Patrol...I can probably find something...naw I'm kidding. --The Zombiebaron 03:35, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

SarinZero has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making up the fictional obscenity BLAG. And fixing my missing tag. --SarinZero (blabber) 10:28, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks. --The Zombiebaron 00:32, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

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Thanks for the welcome :) Warofdreams 00:04, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks for thanking me for welcoming you. --The Zombiebaron 00:06, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
• Wait, you thank him to thank you for welcoming him, but nobody thanks me for thanking you for welcoming him? --SarinZero 00:25, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes. --The Zombiebaron 01:25, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Messed up userpage

For some reason my userpage got really messed up. It's been fine since I created it, then today I went there and all the stuff that's supposed to be on the left side of the page is on the bottom. Please help. Yugoslavian F 17:59, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

• I'm not sure what you are talking about, and can only assume that someone else helped you fix it. However I did add some stuff so that the takky [edit] buttons are no longer there. I also suggest that you make those links not be sections, and instead just play around with the font size (if you're not sure how, google html coding). Anywho, if there I created a problem, feel free to revert it, and if it is still wrong you may wanna ask Splaka, cause he's good at this kinda stuff (or at least I think he is :) ). --The Zombiebaron 22:44, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Again

Well, here I am again, thanking you for another picture, again. Anyway, Poof, There It Is Theory is now on VFH. Go vote for it!--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:57, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

• Will do. --The Zombiebaron 02:08, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks again for the Polish picture

btw, do you think the article is front page material? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:39, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

• Your welcome. I'm not a very good judge of articles, so maybe you should ask someone else, or just go ahead and nominate it. --The Zombiebaron 19:43, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Many Thanks

Howdy. I'm just dropping by to say thanks for the shiny new pictures on Strawberry Fields (Prison). To show my gratitude, have this shiny new template! 22:44, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Czar Yah has awarded you this cookie and paintbrush NOT made on MSPaint for being such a good artist! Now go play in traffic or, better yet, go paint something useful.

• Yarrrrrrr Welcome matey. --The Zombiebaron 22:43, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

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Is there someplace, like a wikipedia commons for uncyclopedia, that I could find all of the pictures in one place? I asked the help page and made a forum about it, but no one will answer me. Yugoslavian F 20:47, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

• The only place is in the Image: Category. There is also a Special page with a file list. Special:Imagelist. Hope this helps. --The Zombiebaron 22:24, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. Yugoslavian F 02:34, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

I AM WEARING PANTS!

Don't accuse me of not wearing them! You know what? I thought you were cool! Like pie! But you're not! You're a square, man! A square! And squares are out! Circles are in! Ha! HA! HAHAHAHA! Zoooooop!

Yeah.

ZEEKY BIGGY DOO!--Meteshjj 01:46, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

• I have no clue what this is about. --The Zombiebaron 01:48, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Neither do I. --Meteshjj 01:53, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Well I'm glad we cleared that up. --The Zombiebaron 01:54, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

We most certainly did not! You have no idea what you've started here! I can't believe that you became less cool than pie! I mean, I've seen less cool things than pie, but you take the... well, cake! And cake is terrible. Like pickles. And pants. Sometimes I don't wear pants. Did you know the largest patato in the world goes by the name of Oprah Winfrey? Like this one time I went outside and there was this thing... and the thing --Meteshjj 02:06, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

That sounds real nice. --The Zombiebaron 02:07, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

No it doesn't! Whatever coolness you had before went here. You make me want to... Um... cause bad things to happen to Curtis Conrad . Ha! HAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! --Meteshjj 02:26, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Here's your damned whatsit

Hey, your 666 reskin rocks! There, now are you happy? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:59, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Here's your star, you amateur seaguller. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:07, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks zim. --The Zombiebaron 13:08, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

I am your loyal minion

The Satanopedia is brilliant! ALL HAIL PRINCE OF THE DARK ZOMBIEBARON!

-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 05:59, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks man, glad you liked it. --The Zombiebaron 12:40, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Zombie Jesus Thanks You

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

• Yarrrrrrr Welcome --The Zombiebaron 21:05, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you!!!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

• Anytime Brad!!! --The Zombiebaron 11:53, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

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Hi. Just wanted to congratulate you on becoming Uncyclopedian of the Month. Well earned - this time next month you could be (gulps) an admin! :-) --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 11:44, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

• Heh thanks, but I'm not so sure about the whole "admin" thing...people seem to hate giving me power. --ZB 22:03, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

You Asked For It

Who asks for a ninjastar, I mean, honestly? ;)--<<>> 23:52, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

I have to ask for everything it seems...exept critisisim...--ZB 23:55, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

My Vote

I didn't mean that I would have voted for your image if I didn't have a grudge against you. Which I don't, btw, plenty of people voted against my pic. I meant that it looked realistic and was a good photoshop. Its just that we are above five iPod features, where we have absolutely no Lawyer features. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:38, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

• Hmmm...good point. I think I voted against all those iPods though...shit. shit. shit. --ZB 12:40, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Nice userpage!

May I be the first to compliment you on your new userpage... very nice. To my knowledge, I think you are the first one to use the Babel skin on their page. Simple but effective. --Hindleyite Talk 10:55, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks, glad you like it. I figured I had to use my wikipedia.org spork somewhere, so I potochoped a logo, and I was done. --The Zombiebaron 22:33, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Garth Crooks

Please explain why this article is tagged as ugly, it contains paragraphs and headings and a photo and suchlike. -- Boothman 10:16, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

I think there are much more ugly articles than this, and agree it doesn't deserve the tag. Besides, I think it's quite funny. --Hindleyite Talk 10:23, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

I think the issue is now resolved: I added some wikilinks. --Hindleyite Talk 11:23, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Yah that's what the ugly tag says, it says that it has no wikilinks. It is used as an easy way to tell authors that they need to add wikilinks to their articles. --The Zombiebaron 19:40, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Please excuse my noobish shortsightedness. --Hindleyite Talk 11:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

No no its alright, I'm just glad to pass on what little wisdom I have to others. --The Zombiebaron 00:41, 9 May 2006 (UTC)

Heya

Greetings, fellow Canuck. It occurred to me that I didn't return your greeting today in chat. Between my little girl spilling water all over herself, and fielding questions from the studio audience, I was a little off balance to say the least. Then, I had to leave rather abruptly. Sorry about that.  :) Have a good one, eh? ~ T. (talk) 01:45, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

• This is rather unexpected. While I do remeber this event, I thought nothing of it at the time. Have a good one yourself Todd, nice to see you back, even if you were back before (in anouther shape as it now appears). I would also like to say that I fully supported the idea and consept of User:Bear, and it warms my heart to know that you would give up what would have seemed to be an assured $10 in order to give the rest of us a fair shot. --The Zombiebaron 04:42, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Image

i hope this is what you where looking for

the only other edit to this that would make him look "more black" would be to give the guy a fro, but i felt that would be a little corney and well unPC. if you would prefer it different tell me.--Alia kenobi 02:40, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

• Wow it looks great. Acctually an afro might be nice...and maybe if you could make his skin a little darker? Thanks ever so much. --The Zombiebaron 11:55, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• No problem.... ill do that today and reup it!...
• okay --The Zombiebaron 01:19, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
• Ok i re uped added a fro and darkened the slin tone....Alia kenobi 03:07, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
• Thanks again Alia! --The Zombiebaron 11:38, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Bored

So I worked on User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia.org a bit, at the top and bottom, but the middle looks boring. You can add all the individual local language links (and the few offsite ones I couldn't fit into the circle) from Template:Languages yourself! Hah. Enjoy. --Splaka 08:08, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Also, once you move it to a project page like Babel:Org, we can set up a skin to hide most of the sidebars and stuff. See Babel:APPL and Babel:Ap for examples. --Splaka 09:24, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Wow thanks alot for the help. --The Zombiebaron 21:35, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

I believe I owe you an apology.

Sorry about losing my temper at you on the Dump. I hope you can forgive me. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:01, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

• That's alright, Im sorry about whining on IRC about stuff. --The Zombiebaron 21:37, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

A MESSAGE!!!

Message massage message. Have a nice day! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

You know....

You admins don't have to put a delete tag on every single article. That's a bigger waste of time than anything anyone else is doing. Thanks. this comment was left unsigned by LBcrusader

• You're message is wrong from the word go. I am not an admin. Hence, I hafta put "delete tag"s on articles, or else they won't get deleted. However, if you are refering to the NRV tag, then dear sir, you are wrong. The NRV is designed to help the author ensure that their article is not deleted. You get 7 days to fix it up, and then it gets deleted. Good luck, and if you encounter any problems more, please contact a real admin, as they have the final say where I don't. --The Zombiebaron 00:57, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

NRA

To complete your article, I think it need some information about what you reposses, how it's done, i.e. techniques, methods that kind of stuff. The article also needs to appeal to mainstream users instead of those around Boston, where I'm guessing you live and I have no idea about or think funny whatsoever. I'm just being truthful here, not bashing Boston. The opening paragraph could use some work, maybe a quote, not necessarily from Oscar, just a grabber to get people's attention. If you are satarizing the actual NRA, Charlton Heston is their president...however for the purposes of this high quality encyclopedia I find that line disturbing, for it is, is in no way an actual encylcopedia and you deserve 10 lashes. I liked the order of people, but you abruptly go to their music after their order...So hopefully you can rework some stuff and hopefully you'll get more constructive critisim, you're a good writer, I'm a noob with an opinion and we all know opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. --Severian 02:51, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks Ill keep that in mind. Oh, and I'm Canadain, so making fun of Americans using a detailed knowlage of them is not my strong point. --ZB 02:45, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

sig stuffs

actually, it's just pure logic. -~ŞÇ 15:09, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Re: Rebutal (sic)

Felt like it. -- Boothman 14:11, 18 May 2006 (UTC).

I guess I must be satisfied with that. --ZB 21:47, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Umm...stuff

Did you just destroy me? -- 87.81.18.107 19:37, 18 May 2006 (UTC). (The artist formerly known as Boothman)

You can't destroy me, I'm the gingerbread man!!!!!! -- Booooothman 19:43, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Errr....Wut? --ZB 21:47, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

noinclude

Just a note, while it is good to have template categories be restricted to inside <noinclude> and <includeonly>, one must be careful. For example: Template:NRV, if all the pages with the template were huffed, the category would show up as empty and appear on Special:Unusedcategories. So to make it possible to trace where the category is used, we put a link: "Pages with this template will be added to Category:NRV.", then we can find if any currently unused templates use that category with Special:Whatlinkshere/Category:NRV. (Just an example, that category will never be empty!). So, when adding <includeonly> tags, you probably should add a link to the category you are removing the template from. example. Cheers and happy hunting. --Splaka 03:30, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

• Acctaully I was going through the Category of User Page Templates, and trying to figure out which one of them was making the user's appear in that Category. Me and Hindelyite (I can't spell his name but you get the idea) whent throught every template in that category and couldn't find the problem (actually I found one, but it didn't help). Maybe you know how to fix it? --ZB 12:15, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Template:user Pillage was doing it, and I've fixed it now. That seems to have fixed it on my page at least. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:01, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

And all the rest. Category:User page templates is free of users' pages now. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:59, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Good job on ya. --Splaka 05:05, 22 May 2006 (UTC) PS Zombiedude: Sorry for at the bottomness and overwriting counterness, but talk pages have that little [+] button at the top next to [edit] which links to action=edit&section=new which creates a new section at the end. It is on all talk pages by default (so therefor, all talk pages by default are built to have new sections at the end), and can be added to pages using __NEWSECTIONLINK__.

Yes Spla I realized that, its just scrolling down is a pain in the ass for me (cause I'm lazy like that) so I prefer the new stuff to be at the top. To bad no one seems care about me on my own talk page, eh? --ZB 15:06, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Then add a "new message" link at the top that links to section 0. Just like this one. That way, as long as people click your link, rather than the +, messages will be left on top. Voilá! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:56, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Hope you don't mind the sexification of your headers ^_^ --Splaka 21:33, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

*gasp* it's amazining. Thanks to both of you. --ZB 21:37, 22 May 2006 (UTC)