User:LBcrusader

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Yeah, I'm LBcrusader. Yeah, I wrote the Neil Diamond, Rock and Roll Hall of Shame, Labyrinth, HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush and the HowTo:Make Up Statistics articles. Please don't mess them up.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a Mac User.
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M	This user is a member of Mensa International. Dwell on that for awhile, knave!

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