User talk:Zombiebaron/archive35

Chuck Taylor page

Hi. You deleted my page. Would it be possible to send me a version of it to my user page? I will continue to work on it. Just89 16:15, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Here is your page -- The Zombiebaron 01:26, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Was this yours?

I can't remember. But I made it. Now what? 1234 ~ 08:04, 11 May 2011

Yup. -- The Zombiebaron 08:05, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. 1234 ~ 08:24, 11 May 2011

Pakistan

Hi ZB, anyway I can edit Pakistan now as a registered user? The edit tab's not there. Spatula12 21:22, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

It takes a few days for a user to become autoconfirmed. Sit tight and you'll be eligible shortly. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:33, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

3 days I believe. -- The Zombiebaron 21:33, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

I thought it was four. And some amount of editing. Or not. 1234 ~ 21:56, 11 May 2011

For, some reason, I still can`t edit the mainpage. I believe it`s because of magic. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 06:27, 17 May, 2011 (UTC)

UnImage of the Year

Could you please include in the notice above that tomorrow is the last day for nominations and voting begins on the 15th??? Please.?? --ShabiDOO 17:00, May 12, 2011 (UTC) Forum:Looking_for_Nominations_for_UnImage_of_the_YEAR_:)

Ok -- The Zombiebaron 18:01, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

::NO NO NO! Nominate (voting beings on the 15th) !!!!!!! :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 19:13, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Zombie...you are an awsome rock star!!! --ShabiDOO 19:38, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

thank you

thank you for the warm welcome sir zombiebaron. i am an old participant here who has been out of touch for the last 5 years. today i decided to check how i can warp this place further. i will keep bugging you with my juvenile queries -- hope you don't mind. btw, i am an old guy in my late 30's (not for long i can see) and from india. --Gopalj 16:36, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Nice to meet you too. -- The Zombiebaron 16:44, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

oops, i meant "bugging" not "buggering." :D

IRC, Motherfucker. Can you use it?

Now would be a great time! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:39, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Ok -- The Zombiebaron 17:48, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Banning Spike

I've only just realised that the reason Spike's not around is due to your dickery. Great work: Lost one of the best users because of your delicate ego. Hopefully he'll be back. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:23, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry but I've got to step in on this one; it has piss all to do with Zombiebaron's ego; I fully support that ban as do several others, if SPIKE lacks the mental balance not to take it as it was intended then the grievances all leading up to the event are frankly vindicated. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:53, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

But how was it intended? 1234 ~ 23:54, 15 May 2011

On second thought, don't answer that; what's done is done. Perhaps more direct discussion with the users themselves might be a good idea with such things in the future, but this... eh. It's done. 1234 ~ 23:55, 15 May 2011

Spike is quite happy pruning the aphids and spraying the roses. He can stand on one foot too. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:23, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

GOD DAMN IT ROMARTUS WE SAID WHAT'S DONE IS DONE -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:26, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

*hits TKF with a frying pan* Bloody rude; why don't you let the man speak, dammit! 1234 ~ 22:27, 16 May 2011

You just had to keep pushing, didn't you. You just couldn't let sleeping dogs lie. Well soon you'll know the terrible truth. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:31, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I'm sorry, but how in tarnation did you think posting a couple dozen 'Danger' 'Caution' and 'Keep Out' signs would be be a deterrent to entry? Anyone with half a curiosity would have to plow through and see what's actually there. 1234 ~ 22:35, 16 May 2011

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!1!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TALKING THE TRUTH!1! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:39, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, hopefully SPIKE will come back. The point of my banning him was not to drive him off the site but to reprimand him for his treatment of other users, in a public and unmistakable way. Nobody can deny that SPIKE made many great contributions to Uncyclopedia. Sadly referring to my contributions as "dickery" and saying that I would ban another user because of my "delicate ego" — while it might seem like they would — won't bring SPIKE back. -- The Zombiebaron 05:13, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Worth a try though. I expect him to return with a low-key edit in two weeks. People always return with a low-key edit. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:18, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

There is a Plan B to getting SPIKE back. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:32, 22 May 2011

Okay, here's the plan, everyone email SPIKE telling him how much you want him back, and maybe, just maybe, he'll come back. -- 01:46, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

I tried telling Mordillo to came back. EVERYONE DO THAT TOO -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:00, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Image of the year

PS could you please put up a notice for the vote for image of the year thing? atleast for today, and maybe for the last day in a week? thanks Forum:Vote_for_Unimage_of_the_Year_2011 --ShabiDOO 00:06, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 05:13, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Please

Ignore the fact that I ripped the code from your talk page to make my archive. "Imitation is the surest sign of mockery respect," so take it as a compliment.

Also, add a tab to create a talk page section, because I'm lazy and don't like having to scroll all the way down here to start a new thread. ~  Talk 04:14, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, why'd you remove the thing? I don't like having to type in ?action=edit&section=new to make a new section. Please put it back? 1234 ~ 04:53, 17 May 2011

I didn't even write the code for my archive box myself, Splaka did. So feel free to steal it. The reason that I don't have an Add Section button at the top of my talkpage is a long story. -- The Zombiebaron 05:13, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

I like stories. 1234 ~ 22:47, 17 May 2011

And I kind of want to know now, because my Add Section button is gone now, too. ~  Talk 22:49, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

-- 16:20, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 17:47, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

No, really, thank you. -- 17:49, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey ZB

I was hoping of holding the final round of the tournament this week and I just wanted to check with you to see if you were still interested in participating. The final round would start this Sunday (May 22) and last until June 4. The articles would be judged and the winners announced the next day. Would that be ok with you? MadMax 19:44, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. And this time I might even write a real article. -- The Zombiebaron 22:46, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Great, thanks. :) MadMax 02:44, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Might is the sight of what never sees light

Perhpas is the last of some time not to lapse

Aye is the bye to the things we should try

Yes is the best way to clean up a mess :) --ShabiDOO 03:11, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

And also your opponent left a message for you on my talk page... MadMax 08:24, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. Looks like I'm already winning. -- The Zombiebaron 08:29, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

RYA

Could you check out this and provide some feed back. TKF has already seen it and likes what I've produced. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 22:55, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yup, looks good so far. It will probably require some tweaking later, but that will have to come from user input (because, obviously, as admins, TKF and I will not be using RYA as often as non-admin users). Good job. -- The Zombiebaron 23:29, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Well in that case do you think it could replace the old one? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:49, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. -- The Zombiebaron 23:50, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

You need to delete the old one so I can perform the page move. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:53, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

No, you need to move the old page to an archive, then move your page over. Or better yet, archive it, then copy and paste the new page as a new edit on the old one. Basically, there's no reason to delete it. -- The Zombiebaron 23:59, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

What? Who already did that before you could finish your reply? ;) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:00, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hmmmmm, for some reason it won't let me move it... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 00:02, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty...great idea. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:03, 22 May 2011

Move what? -- The Zombiebaron 00:04, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Wikia was being gay and blocking me from moving the pages around... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 00:08, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hello, good sir

Hi I am new and I just came to say hi and start a journey of bans, features, politics on the site, bans and whatnot together.--PoopManPoop 13:49, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Cool. -- The Zombiebaron 18:13, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Uh..ok. Apparently you don't talk that much, do you?..I will see you around. :)--PoopManPoop 19:20, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 22:14, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Youse been robbed

I think your zombie and panda pic was the image of the year, and it didn't make the finals. Youse been robbed, hoodwinked, hustled, and taken to the cleaners, all on the same image. Aleister 13:03 25-5-'11

I'm glad you like the picture of the panda and I. I'm sad that it didn't make it to the second round too. But one of my images is in the final round, so everything is still alright. -- The Zombiebaron 15:55, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

That's a great pic too, picture worth 1,000 words and all (I can think of several interpretations of the pic right off). So I like Santa-attack and Tiger Woods equally, and can't choose between the two, so I'll abstain on the final vote. I'm surprised you weren't raptured. The only person I know who was raptured was this old lady down the way, a total bitch. Aleister 19:20 25-5-'11

If the vote is close near the end I plan to suggest that Tigerwoods be made Image Of The Year 2009 and Santa WTC be made Image Of The Year 2010. It's kinda weird having a final vote for image of the year with two images that were uploaded a year apart. -- The Zombiebaron 21:34, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

• Guru Maharaj Ji
• Don Martin
• Blue-ringed octopus
• Lunar Launch (with Socky)
• 2012 (with MrN)

like, really!--Funnybony    20:29, May 29

Yeah no problem. -- The Zombiebaron 20:59, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for the note with the beginner's stuff. It was helpful. This site is great. I hope to be making a number of meaningful (which means funnier than hell to John Knox) contributions. Take care ! DaveFromMars 04:23, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 04:41, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Here's another one

	Potatochopper of the Month May 2011

1234 ~ 03:05, 1 June 2011

Thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 04:10, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

Hey thanks for the welcome even if its a auto message P.s get your dirty zombie hands of my computor settings Kingwenis 05:46, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Auto-message? Oh no sir, I can assure you that I delivered that welcome message totally manually. P.S. I don't really understand your postscript, like at all. -- The Zombiebaron 06:03, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Monks

Thank you for deleting Monks page. Just wondering if you could give me details on why so I can improve it so it meets your strict codes? --== Undies == 02:08, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

At this point the whole article really just needs to be cleaned up. It looks very cluttered and messy. -- The Zombiebaron 04:48, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hey do you mind helping me with something?

Hi there have been this group of people who keeps posting ridiculous things online and i find it offensive... if you would take your time to view, you have deleted this page before and they have made a user page! link of first one was >> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Lee_Yue_Ming and the new user page they made was >>> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:YueMing if you could kindly help me ban this people from here it would be great. banning thier IP addresses would also be good! Thanks for thanks your time to read this! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 220.255.1.62 (talk • contribs)

Ok, that user has been banned forever, and we have deleted all their pages and images. I hope the problem will end here, but if it persists don't hesitate to let me know. -- The Zombiebaron 16:47, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Competition

Zombie, I am begging you to finish your article for the competition. It would be a pretty pathetic victory of mine if I win because not a single opponent in not a single round wrote more than a couple paragraphs having me take this completely be default. This would be very lame. If you actually do finish the article, I will do something really great for you. you will find out. But...seriously it would be nice to see a CBC article anyways, and nice to have some competition, in this competition. --ShabiDOO 04:28, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'll try my best. -- The Zombiebaron 04:48, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 00:02, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

I hope you content-up the article as well. I like the elephant part. --ShabiDOO 19:38, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I will eventually. -- The Zombiebaron 19:40, June 10, 2011 (UTC)