User talk:Zombiebaron/archive48

I support Team Zombiebaron

See my not-so-new userpage. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:48, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

I believe in Harvey Dent. -- The Zombiebaron 03:59, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

From Batman? He's in heaven now. I wonder what he's doing up there. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:53, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, that's right. Harvey Dent is fucking my mom in heaven. -- The Zombiebaron 19:34, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

Ha ha. The style sheet just failed and now the edit window (other than the editing pane) is displaying everything in Times New Roman. Luckily, nobody cares. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:58, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

The opening ceremony is happening... now. In case you missed it, I am an official sponsor of Team Zombiebaron. See my userpage(diff). ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:18, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

And I still believe in Harvey Dent. -- The Zombiebaron 04:30, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

That's a two-faced statement! Nominally Humane! 04:59 28 Jul

Don't be such a joker. -- The Zombiebaron 07:10, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Too soon? Nominally Humane! 10:21 28 Jul

~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 13:45, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

I see you've archived

Therefore it is obligatory by tradition for me to penetrate this fresh talk page with rapier wit. (I just woke up though, so this is my limit.) Nominally Humane! 12:30 29 Jul

You notice that Uncyclopedia's becoming more and more of a ghost town every day? Google+ is a metropolis compared to here. Also, 6,724. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:56, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Yup. -- The Zombiebaron 17:24, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:Carlb's servers are down

I thought as one of the few regulars on meta, you might like to know. Also, I don't have contact with Cartoonist Henning or Rhubella Marie, but they may have more information. Nominally Humane! 11:57 29 Jul

It's sad that I am considered a regular member on UnMeta: I haven't been there in several months. -- The Zombiebaron 17:23, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Why does UnMeta even exist when all the Uncyclopedias aren't even connected anymore? Whereas the Wikipedias become even more interconnected each day. Maybe we should start creating more interlanguage links. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 17:52, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

UnMeta was created by members of the English Uncyclopedia community in 2006 as a hilarious joke. Everyone laughed and had fun for like a month, then forgot about it. Several years later, some foreigners thought that UnMeta was a real thing and started working on it as if it was a serious project. Interwiki links will not foster a sense of togetherness among the various Uncyclopedias. The main barrier between us and the other Uncyclopedias is that we all speak different languages. -- The Zombiebaron 18:12, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

That, and UN:N. Nominally Humane! 11:52 30 Jul

I'm on IRC

I was just working on an IRC client for Java (yes, I'm that geeky sexy) and I thought, "Hey, why not try out #uncyclopedia for a while?" So there I am. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 20:19, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

You left like two minutes before I got home. -- The Zombiebaron 02:56, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, then I'll go back and log in using my Java client in ... 3 days. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 13:42, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 18:16, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

These edits to Yoko Ono

I'm undecided on whether these should stay or not. So I'm handballing it to you. (A term that refers to passing the ball by hand in football, not related to testicles and hands at all.) Nominally Humane! 05:36 30 Jul

Looks like Frosty already reverted. -- The Zombiebaron 18:15, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Bite my shiny metal ass

How are we doing on this? (It seems like all the other Uncyclopedians are on vacation so there hasn't been much progress lately.) ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 18:10, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

I prefer right-justified images. -- The Zombiebaron 18:13, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Drop Down Menus and Stuff

Since the recent upgrade (degrade?) of Uncyclopedia, the drop down menu option doesn't work on the browsers I use (firefox or safari on a mac). Are you having the same problem or is there something I need to reinstall?. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:40, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

I have not experienced a problem with my drop-down-delete-menu (I use Firefox 3.6 on my iBook G4). I'm not entirely sure why I haven't experienced a problem, because almost everybody else seems to have. Most of my other javascript stuff is broken though. -- The Zombiebaron 18:52, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Your drop-down delete menu doesn't use Javascript (it uses stylesheet rules), so that's why it still works. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jul 31 '12 21:00 (UTC)

Cool. -- The Zombiebaron 21:04, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks..OK it's back to doors to manual...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:42, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

VFS

The template said ops get double votes, so I was just going by that. Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:23, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 06:29, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Request for rollback permission

I want rollback permission because I can revert edits made by vandals. In this edit, I reverted an edit made by the vandal 69.115.48.5. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 11:27, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

(User rights log); 13:32 . . Zombiebaron (talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:TotalCuddles02 from (none) to rollback ‎(Congratulations you now have rollbacks) -- The Zombiebaron 17:33, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Please re-grant me rollbacks? I agree I will use them responsibly. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 05:55, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

"Agreeing" to use them "responsibly" means nothing. Talk is cheap: show us instead of telling us. -- The Zombiebaron 16:52, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Etymolology

Is this where you get the name "Zombiebaron" from? ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:06, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. For more information see this very informative forum page. You should add yourself to it. -- The Zombiebaron 03:17, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

 

"Ché lives. RUN!" ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Aug 4 '12 11:21 (UTC)

I still think no text looks better. -- The Zombiebaron 16:12, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hrrrrrrrrng. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 8:18 (UTC)

TotalCuddles02 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Hey. I was wondering if you were too quick to hand rollbacks to this user. He/she/it is still coming to terms with the nature of the site, and has been getting criticism from a fair number of sources. At the time it was given he/she/it was still not classed as autopatrolled, and I found myself reverting/undoing around 50% of his/her/its edits. It's just my gut feelings on what has happened here, and I don't know if it should be undone, but I wanted to pass my feelings on. Nominally Humane! 12:02 07 Aug

Seconded. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Aug 7 '12 4:14 (UTC)

Rollbacks removed. -- The Zombiebaron 04:17, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

Please re-grant me them? --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 20:41, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

I will regrant them when you have proved that you will use them responsibly. -- The Zombiebaron 21:48, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

I agree I will use the tools responsibly, and will not abuse them. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 22:52, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Terms of Use?

Perhaps a legally binding Terms of Use (shortcut: UN:TERMS) will deter those vandals: "You agree not to ... disrupt or cause harm to any articles or other pages that constitute the Service." ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:13, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

I have nothing to say to the above statement except Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:16, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Ummm...what? "Legally binding"? How are we going to pay for the litigation? How are we going to track down people to litigate? I just don't understand how a huge block of text that nobody will ever fully read is going to curb vandalism. -- The Zombiebaron 02:26, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

I had a different reason for doing this. Since we're pretty much an independent website from Wikia, we should probably register our own copyright agent to take care of DMCA-related shit. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:31, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

We're separate from Wikia? Has anyone advised them, as the site owners, of this? Nominally Humane! 02:39 11 Aug

There is no "copyright" on anything published on this wiki. Everything here is released under the CC BY-NC-SA license. So other people are free to share content from Uncyclopedia, as long as they don't profit off of it, attribute the work properly, and release their work under the same license. In the past I personally sent some DMCA take down notices to people who were using my images without attributing them to me. We don't need "our own copyright agent". -- The Zombiebaron 03:00, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Mirror Uncyc? Nominally Humane! 03:16 11 Aug

Does the mirror site comply with CC BY-NC-SA? -- The Zombiebaron 03:39, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Nope. 1234 ~ 03:50, 11 August 2012

Yep. And if anyone bothered to check what CC BY-NC-SA requirements are, and the changes made to the mirror over the past few months, you'd see a lot of the legal issues have been resolved. The underlying issue of not being administered has changed. The only remaining concern I have is it displaying images that are hosted off-site, but that is an issue with an off-site host that is beyond the reach of the mirror's admins. That same issue also crops up on the meta site, and a few other non-Wikia Uncyc equivalents. Of course, there is also the capacity to display offsite images here via URL link, as the Muhammad-sausage incident showed. Nominally Humane! 04:04 11 Aug

Admins and off-site images have nothing to do with the CC BY-NC-SA license. I already summarized the requirements in my comment above. -- The Zombiebaron 04:50, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Okay - if you can find an example where CC BY-NC-SA hasn't been addressed on the mirror site I'm happy to delete the page in question. Nominally Humane! 04:34 14 Aug

@Zombiebaron: CC BY-NC-SA is a copyright license. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:38, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Ok. But that doesn't change the fact that we don't need to hire a copyright agent. -- The Zombiebaron 03:41, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

And hey, we actually have a really good "legal" document. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 16:56, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

WTF

Do you know why this UnNews doesn't show in the 'current events' latest UnNews list? UnNews:USA Men's Olympic Fencing Team Disqualified Mattsnow 21:54, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

No idea. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

I get it, Smuggler recycled it from 2008... This one too. At least, he's the original author and changed them a bit. Mattsnow 22:54, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

A heading. I didn't forget one at all.

This suggests that this might stand being deleted for the same reason. UN:N but has become a blanking magnet. I'd suggest either we delete or protect autoconfirmed. Nominally Humane! 06:40 13 Aug

I have locked it for now as it does seem to be a ban magnet. I will let ZB or TKF decide its ultimate fate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:46, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

Emails

Sent you a couple of emails to your uncyclopedia address. Did you not receive them? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:45, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

I got your emails, but I wasn't quite sure how to reply. I thought you must be joking. -- The Zombiebaron 23:29, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

OK. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:27, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport‎

Hey man. This one had a lot of promise. Could you restore to main space? Or failing that, into my userspace? Nominally Humane! 07:33 28 Aug

Hey, sorry, I didn't realise i needed to write more than that..... I wasn't sure of the "required" length, but I've seen plenty of articles in here shorter than that...What's the general rule-of thumb regarding length or "finished" status then? Would be much appreciated if you undeleted it..... -- Strainj1 08:38, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

It's an undefinable rule. There's a factor of quality versus quantity. A genuinely funny article can be only a paragraph or two. Longer doesn't always make better. I agree that the article was either complete or close to. If it goes into user space then we can get it reviewed, (I may even get off my butt and review it myself), and any shortcomings can be addressed. Nominally Humane! 09:57 28 Aug

I can restore it and put a 30 day tag on it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:44, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Well ZB can do that as he appears to be around and it was his delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:45, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Placed back in original author's userspace. Work on it at yer leisure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:07, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks everyone. :) -- Strainj1 21:09, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, thanks everyone. -- The Zombiebaron 23:28, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron Nominally Humane! 12:28 29 Aug

Uncyc comedy network

What's your opinion about starting a wp:webring of comedy websites? —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 18:32, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

My opinion of webrings can be nicely summed up by a quote from that Wikipedia article you linked: "They were popular in the 1990s and early 2000s, particularly among amateur websites, but have since fallen out of general use and become rare, except for pornographic sites which still employ webrings quite often." -- The Zombiebaron 20:31, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Correction. I meant its successor, the affiliate program. What I'm saying is we could generate more traffic by affiliating with other websites, possibly including Chronarion's. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 20:55, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

I doubt that chronarion's site gets any traffic these days. But yes, I do agree that we could generate more traffic by partnering with other comedy sites. The big question though is who would want to be our partner. -- The Zombiebaron 22:32, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

We could advertise. "COUNTERFEIT HANDBAGS: ONLY $49.99 - CLICK HERE TO BUY" You notice that the uncyc.net homepage just says "Nothing to see here" but store.uncyc.net is used? I think uncyc.net could be a great central hub for the "Uncyclomedia Comedy Network". —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 22:40, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Check the Yahoo! Directory listings. [1] and [2] - Uncyclopedia is under one or both of these. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 22:43, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

"Ads" are different from "partner sites"; ads cost money which we do not have. uncyc.net is owned by Dr. Skullthumper, and he's currently busy trying to become a published author (and also he hates Uncyclopedia). Once again I'd like to point out that we can't make a "comedy network" with other comedy sites unless we can actually find comedy sites that want to join. Also, I'm not sure how those Yahoo links are relevant, or why you had to edit conflict me to post them. -- The Zombiebaron 22:49, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

I meant to say that we could promote Uncyc in an effort to get partners. Sorry I didn't make that part clear. But yeah, finding partners will take time. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:01, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Wikiality is just another comedy wiki. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 12:50, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Seems more like a Stephen Colbert fan wiki, but they have a Content Warning so they must be OK. -- The Zombiebaron 16:48, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Are you  zombiebaron affiliating with them? —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 22:59, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Not really. We should be trying to find affiliates that are as funny/funnier than us, not ones that are less funny. -- The Zombiebaron

We should definitely look outside of the Wikispace if we're searching for partners. This could just be my comedic sensibility and internet boner talking, but it would be a dream come true if we entered into the Something Wonderful ad network and made some offerings to pair with awesome webcartoonists like Nedroid or KC Green. Visual comedians like those joke-wizards would make excellent complements to our top-shelf articles. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:28, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Boner. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 13:03, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, what TKF said. -- The Zombiebaron 17:26, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

I was just reading some scary stuff on ToS;DR (tos-dr.info) and had some ideas for affiliation requirements. For one thing, we shouldn't affiliate with sites that don't let you keep your intellectual property rights for user-generated content or don't have a satisfactory privacy policy. Notorious example: Attrition.org —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 17:41, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

i can has rollbacks plz?

Frosty and Pup both said I should ask for rollbacks - so here I am. I do tend to revert quite a bit of vandalism, so it would be pretty useful.--Snippy 23:34, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, you have rollbacks now. -- The Zombiebaron 19:09, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks.--Snippy 22:30, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

You won

	Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2012

You are Uncyclopedian of the month for August. Well done, you dead bastard. --ChiefjusticePSX 06:21, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

YAY! -- The Zombiebaron 19:05, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the Uncyclopedian Song Which Isn't An Anthem. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:05, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Remember my first featured article?

I've created an up-to-date version of it at my new website, Qzekrom.com. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 19:50, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Good jorb. -- The Zombiebaron 21:10, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

What's a jorb? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

I think dead guy meant 'job'. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 22:51, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

No, I meant jorb. -- The Zombiebaron 00:04, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hatwe to tell you, but it's not actually copyright protected, and republishing it there it should be NC-BY-CC-SA. Nominally Humane! 07:46 05 Sep