User talk:Zombiebaron/archive37

Sausage roll

Can you kindly unhuff sausage roll? Why the flippety-flop was it huffed anyway? --Zarbag 21:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ok here is your article. -- The Zombiebaron 21:55, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse!

I wuz working on that mini gem in an effort to get it up to scratch... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Oh hey sorry about deleting your page Mhaille. Since you're here I was wondering if you could swing by IRC and give me and TKF crat flags on the uncyclopedia channel? You would have to input:

/msg ChanServ FLAGS #uncyclopedia +votsriRfA Zombiebaron

/msg ChanServ FLAGS #uncyclopedia +votsriRfA Thekillerfroggy

Thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 08:30, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Vector tab question

Sorry for disturbing but, I was wondering how to add an extra vector tab so that it functions like the "share tab" here (I am not an expert in javascript). I've copied all of the necessary parts that would make it work, but I'm struggling to get the actual button to show up and tried tweaking the "Share.js" but nothing seems to work.

I know that

function createTab() { addPortletLink( 'p-views', wgArticlePath.replace(.....),... ); } addOnloadHook( createTab );

generates an additional tab in Vector but I've got no idea what to put inside ( 'p-views', wgArticlePath.replace(.....),... ).

I've also brought up this issue on a forum and someone mentioned something about installing additional javascript libraries in order to get the code to work, namely a Yahoo js library. Lyrithya suggested that I talk to you about it.--90.200.52.50 20:53, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea what any of the things you just said mean. -- The Zombiebaron 05:56, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

!HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT

.segassem nataS wollof lanimilbus yna dragersid esaelP !sdrawkcab ti daer uoy ,yeH !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

Slithy Tove 01:00, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the review.

But you do know if you roll over the text and images it'll make words and images appear, right? -- 06:20, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Or was this just a joke? -- 06:21, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my 40th featured article.

It also happens to be my third featured UnNews.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:56, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

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Please stop with the thankyou templates on my talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 17:16, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Much Thanks for making Padmé

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony    17:46, Jul 10

Please stop with the thankyou templates on my talkpage. -- The Zombiebaron 17:16, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

WTF, bony? Males do the penetration! Not the females! Thus the males are the ones who do the fucking! Not the females! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:34, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

DaveFromMars

As you may know, I usually check block logs. I see this was an issue of reverting which I know is a banning offence on a featured article. I am just questioning if one week is too long or was it because he had reverted an admin? New or relatively new users are not always up to speed on this. I also saw that this contributor had worked on some articles as well and therefore doesn't appear to be a card-carrying vandal like Gomphog. If I have missed an earlier offence by this contributor that received a shorter ban, then let me know. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

I don't think a week was too long. -- The Zombiebaron 17:13, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, unless there is an objection, I will leave a message on this user's page to encourage them to take care in future but that the week long ban has been upheld. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:20, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sure sounds good. -- The Zombiebaron 18:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

OK thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:07, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Tony Abbott, Australia's leader of the opposition, discusses carbon pollution tax

I have read it. Several times over. What part of HTBFANJS am I missing out on? Pup 02:14 13 Jul '11

Oh you "wrote" that? I didn't even realize. It just looked like a stupid youtube video in place of an actual UnNews article. -- The Zombiebaron 02:40, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Compiled. Much of the humour relates back to an understanding of Australian political news. It is the topic of news at the moment here. Pup 03:15 13 Jul '11

I'm all for branching out into different media, but usually in conjunction with a written base. A video that can stand alone on its article has to be damn funny and have plenty of original contribution. Your video couldn't stand on its own because it was definitely more of an "attack ad" than an actual news video. I could care less about your politics, but the only original contribution you made was "ominous hovertext" and splicing together news footage in a frightfully unabridged, droning fashion. A written equivalent of that video would have gotten an immediate ICU, if not a speedy deletion. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:05, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

And this is also without mentioning the completely objective sourcing argument, which I'm sure you've heard already. Plus, humor is subjective, but there can't be subjectivity when there isn't any humor. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:09, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Contest

You say you're not part of one of the groups listed. That's because nobody is. We have two (2) completely open teams, where you can move in with one or two of your admin buddies and set up camp. Please participate, we want you guys in. It wouldn't be the same without you. → L A B O R A T O R I E S 13:12, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

I still think it would be better with a separate admin team. -- The Zombiebaron 15:29, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

::Zombie...there is no fixed anything. If you want to make a team with admins...go ahead...but its not essential. Teams are of 2 or 3 people. Or consider the challenge of working with an inexperienced user. Anyhoo...thanks for the interest. --ShabiDOO 15:52, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Ignore Shabi, even if what he was saying is relevant; he's a contestant now. I like your new Admin team, good idea for a separate one. I stepped up and took over Shabi's position of co-host, so if you need anything, ask me here.

Thanks for your' participation in the USE, ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:09, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 00:10, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Shitty One-liner

You don't huff Stub, Three word article, Worst Article Ever or indeed many articles that parody articles. I really don't think it's fair that my one gets QVFD'd when other jokes of the same kind get far better treatment. And did you even give a reason to huff it? Seijana 07:42, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Those articles are old and have stood the test of time. We do not need more articles like them. -- The Zombiebaron 15:37, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

I thought the article was funny...and I don't see why you can't give it a chance to see if it can "stand the test of time". Theres lots of room for good articles. --ShabiDOO 20:27, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Your sense of humour isn't the only one here ZombieBaron. As I say, I don't reckon you're being fair. How about you actually give it a chance and then we see if it ends up on VFD or not. Seijana 00:39, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

TKF has moved your page here. -- The Zombiebaron 05:13, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Oh and why can't it be on the mainspace? Seijana 06:44, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Because, as I've already said, we already have plenty of "The Article Is Exactly What The Title Says" type articles, and we don't need more pages which are unfunny on purpose. -- The Zombiebaron 06:57, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

How about you actually give it a chance? Seijana 07:41, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

House Neopowell Salutes you

For getting Game Of Thrones featured. I don't have a weird template but yeah, good one, many thanks. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 08:22, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

You don't have to thank me, but you're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 08:30, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

To fill the slot

Is there anybody you who would like to be in the USE and is an admin? I can help get them there, if you like. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:29, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. -- The Zombiebaron 05:12, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Advertise our competition

You see, our competition has not been advertised yet. Can you please advertise the USE? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 05:31, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure your competition was in the sitenotice for like a week. We can put it in the sitenotice again before it starts, but there's isn't really a need right now. -- The Zombiebaron 07:52, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

There is a need now. FFW is over according to my calendar. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 09:03, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

There are still roughly 15 hours left for FFW. -- The Zombiebaron 09:17, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Why nom these My Sojourn pages?

Why did you nom That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine and That time I nearly had an eargasm during my sojourn to a Sunn O))) concert? They're My Sojourn articles. They don't need to be improved. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:34, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

The reason I tagged both of those articles is because we have lots of sojourn articles and I was trying to get the ones that I don't find funny deleted. However, if you disagree with me feel free to remove the {{FFW}} tags. -- The Zombiebaron 16:27, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thanks very much for preventing IP users from randomly editing my userspace article! I give thanks to both you and Ljlego. DJ Mixerr 18:30, July 25, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

No problem. -- The Zombiebaron 19:02, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I have another request. I would like the redirect to Warner Music Group, WMG to be protected from deletion. I have a good reason why. The reason being some user or something wants to redirect it to something that nobody cares about. Here the note that an anonymous user had left from Uncyclopedia:Requested_articles,;

Note: Perhaps create the article at the abbreviated title WMG so we can also mention Wild Mass Guessing (un wp g gun gwp | eb 1911 co gct sw yt), with possible connections to fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD) Please do so. DJ Mixerr 19:13, July 27, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Leave me a message on my talk page when you get this. DJ Mixerr 19:32, July 27, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I don't understand? -- The Zombiebaron 19:58, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

The redirect to Warner Music Group which is WMG. I would like that link to be locked and protected from deletion. DJ Mixerr 01:16, July 28, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I don't see any edits indicating that this page should be protected. -- The Zombiebaron 05:09, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh well. I just wanted the redirect WMG, to be safe from deletion. Drop me a line and leave me a message on my talk page. DJ Mixerr 20:41, July 28, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I'm pretty sure nobody is gonna delete it. Why do you want me to leave a message on your talkpage? -- The Zombiebaron 04:12, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Bitching

My dearest Zombie, could you please take the FFW down from bitching? There was enough left from the cruft to inspire a reasonable article, I hope. Sorry that it takes away from your total. Though you are a winner in my heart!!! cheers --ShabiDOO 01:32, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

It seems you've already removed the {{FFW}} tag. Not a big deal, that's what I would have told you to do anyway. -- The Zombiebaron 17:38, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I waited 24 hours and didnt want to risk having it deleted. CHARS ME DARS! --ShabiDOO 19:47, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Oh sorry about making you wait I totally missed your message. -- The Zombiebaron 20:10, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Why would you be sorry. You have a forest fire competition to win! --ShabiDOO 16:45, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 17:20, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic

My most beloved and honored Zombie of all the Zombies, you are a God. At least among zombies. Can you please take another look at That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic and nominate it for feature? Or, at least, spare it from the rod. This was the first I've heard about FFW, and I fear the worst. Many red links to come, sadness to follow. For this one page, could you have another look and click on all the links and then feature it? Thanks!!! Aleister I've missed all you guys. 16:24 The days move slow 27-7 and the nights, don't get me started. -'11

If you find the article funny please feel free to remove the {{FFW}} tag. -- The Zombiebaron 17:41, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

I laughed till I cried. And then I read the article. Thanks, you are a saint and a zombie. Aleister 18:16 27-7-'11

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 20:09, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Cantorbury Tales is funny

The idea behind this one was explained in the article's VFD. It's a play on the Cantor set -- the apparent lack of content is itself the joke. Please reconsider burning the article. --Sloublues 17:41, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

If you find the article funny please feel free to remove the {{FFW}} tag. -- The Zombiebaron 17:55, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Competition

My dearest zombie baron. Could you please put up the banner for the Summer Extravaganza to see if we can fill up the last spots please? Chaaaaas! --ShabiDOO 18:05, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure what you're talking about, the competition is already in the sitenotice. -- The Zombiebaron 18:19, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Oh...okay strange. I guess the site notice is disabled on my computer. Thanks! --ShabiDOO 18:36, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Captain Picard

I removed the FFW tag as you seem to be fine with people removing your tags. --76.176.53.16 16:49, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

I never said that anyone can remove my tags without asking me first. I disagree with the removal of the tag, so I have added it back to the page. -- The Zombiebaron 19:00, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry Zombiebaron; I didn't realize... well... herm. I don't know, I find it funny, and the intro is still pretty good, based on my knowledge of the show. --76.176.53.16 03:01, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Could you please reconsider it? --76.176.53.16 03:29, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I have reconsidered and my answer is still no I will not remove it. If you would like to sign up for an account and then save the page in your userspace, you can. -- The Zombiebaron 03:33, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ok I've now done that, but I get a permissions error when I try to move the page. Do I need to be autoconfirmed or something? Thanks. :) --Figgo 05:46, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, I've moved your page here. -- The Zombiebaron 08:26, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Cool, thank you Zombiebaron. I can now stop my panicking. --Figgo 14:43, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 18:26, August 1, 2011 (UTC)