That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine
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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
pushing a fucking button on a soda machine, doing my drinking thing with the 7up shit and the coke, right? Like, Pepsi, root beer shit.
and this fucking soda[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the machine, sprays all over the place, and instead of going for the trashcans, it makes a sodaline straight for my mouth.
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
dick and fuck the shit out of the thing, and it tries to do nothing! WTF?
I barely got away with a major Dizziness and scratch me along the thigh region.
No, seriously. It didn't fucking rape me.
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7-Up ~ Cola ~ Cream Soda ~ Cum in a Can ~ Dr. Pepper ~ Frog Semen ~ Ginger Ale ~ Jolt Cola ~ Mountain Dew ~ Orange Soda ~ Juice Alternative ~ RC Cola ~ Red Bull
COKE: Coca-Cola ~ Coca Cola ~ Coca-Cola 600 ~ Coca-Cola Duck ~ Coke Zero ~ Cokeman ~ Diet Coke ~ Glaceau ~ Real Coca-Cola ~ Turkey Coca Cola
RELATED ARTICLES: Cola Wars ~ Fecal E.Coli ~ Italian Soda ~ Pop Bomb ~ Pop v. Soda ~ Soda Bread Bombs ~ Soda Jerk ~ Soda Siphon ~ Sojourn to a Soda Machine
SODA NEWS: Coca Cola Outraged ~ Coca-Cola Gets Sued ~ Coca-Cola Recycles ~ Coco Cola Sponsors Painting ~ Fat Kid Drinks Caffeine ~ Throwback Throwback ~ US Allows Coke on Planes
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