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Cola is sponsored by The Coca Cola Company™
Our Enterprise

The Coca Cola Company ~ Coca-Cola Duck ~ Cokeman ~ Cola Wars (Coke vs Pepsi)

Our Best Products

Coca-Cola ~ Cocaea Fizzae ~ Coca-Cola 600 ~ Coke Zero ~ Diet Coke ~ Turkey Coca Cola

Our Other Products

Cancer (beverage) ~ Cream Soda ~ Cum in a Can ~ Fecal E.Coli ~ Frog Semen ~ Glaceau ~ Orange Soda ~ Soft drink

Our Enemies

Dr. Pepper ~ Ginger Ale ~ Jolt Cola ~ Mountain Dew ~ Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™ ~ RC Cola ~ Red Bull ~ Pepsi (Pepsi-Verse - Pepsiman)

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