User talk:Zombiebaron/archive5

Admin

I always knew you were destined for greatness. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:02, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

• And I always knew you were going to suck up to me on my talk page so I'd pretend to like you be a wonderful champ and vote for me. Thanks! --The Zombiebaron 23:06, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcoming Committee

Well, I'm new in this job. I've created a template for the welcome, but you have replaced it with the normal code. Is there a problem in the way I used it? Is my custom message okay? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 00:46, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I acctaully did not replace it with any "normal code". I acctually just placed all of your code on the page (refrence: We are discussing some page that I subst:'d his Welcome template onto). There is nothing wrong with your code per se. Also, I do have your talk page on my watchlist, so please carry on any further discussion there. --The Zombiebaron 00:49, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey Man

Hey man you tagged my page, can you lend us a hand to get the page right, thanx jaxwanless – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jaxwanless (talk • contribs)

• Hello there. I am not sure what page it is that you need help on, but I'd be happy to help out. --The Zombiebaron 23:34, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

hey

i dont know where the top is with all that mess! plz check out my new article! how do i get it up on the news page? TownCrier 03:11, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

• Heh, nice job finding the top. Also, it is now on the UnNews Mainpage, and I'm about to get it on the Main Page for you. --The Zombiebaron 03:13, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • lol!!! thnks!!!!!! how long is it gunna stay there for?!?! TownCrier 03:23, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Until someone else who knows how to do that makes an UnNews Article. --The Zombiebaron 03:33, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

if you could kindly

huff my user and talk pages. thanks. --Qviri 23:53, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Done. --The Zombiebaron 23:55, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats on the adminship

And welcome to compulsive deleters anonymous lounge. There's a free Coke machine in the hall and a bowl of M&Ms on the coffee table. Don't touch that Tesco Value chocolate cake in the fridge though, it's mine. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:26, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Hindleyite. I hope to one day own one of those puffy chairs and dippy birds, just like you have on your desk. --The Zombiebaron 18:30, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats too, ZB. —Braydie at 18:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Mazel Tov! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:32, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats to you too Braydie. And thanks Mordillo. --The Zombiebaron 18:33, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats, and DON'T DELETE THE MAIN PAGE! We need that.--<<>> 18:34, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

I was just about too... --The Zombiebaron 18:36, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, and welcome to the Cabal very-open-and-not-secretive-at-all club! I'm very pleased to have you as an ally in the War on Stupid. Don't forget to pick up your banhammer and huffing gloves from the quartermaster at the supplies desk. ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:24, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Translation: "Hi, I'm Codeine, and I love having 5,000 pages link to my Userpage. I'm going to use your talk page to try and make that 6,000." :D Yah, thanks Codeine. --The Zombiebaron 19:27, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Dammit, you cheeky sod. It's not even worth banning you now. :D -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:39, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Meh, I quit trying for the slut list long ago. And besides, it'll be difficult with my username change (lots of pages still link to User:Hinoa4, which only counts as one link to mine). Anyway, welcome to the Happy Fun Smashing Stuff Club! Implements of mass article destruction are in the corner. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:29, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks :) --The Zombiebaron 19:32, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Zombie baron? Does that mean you beat up zombies? Anyway, well done for the "promotion" -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:33, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

No, it means that I am a baron of zombies, and therefor am zombie nobility. Plus, its not so much a "promotion" as an excuse for people to hate you, aswell as an expectation that I'm going to do something called "work". --The Zombiebaron 23:09, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

For reverting my userpage

. . . in such a timely fashion after that vandal hit, you deserve my thanks, and one of these:

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 02:19, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

• Heh, if it wasn't me it would have been Hinoa. That vandal was a nasty one and it took Hinoa like 5 minutes to revert all his crud. Cheers, --The Zombiebaron 03:14, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Wild ARMs

Hey, I noticed you fixed it up. Thanks! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 08:18, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh your welcome. Reverting vandals is easy :) --The Zombiebaron 09:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Unsigned and Untitled message from User:Spatz

Thanks Zombie, i was looking for how to fix that mistake, but i think its spelled wrong now – Preceding unsigned comment added by Spatz (talk • contribs)

• Your welcome. You could just move it to the correct spelling, however I spelt it how I saw it. --The Zombiebaron 19:33, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Zombie, i was looking for how to fix that mistake, but i think its spelled wrong now. Its David Farragut but it says David Farrgut--Spatz 19:40, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Well then click the move button (right next to history) and fix it. Make sure to list the mispelt one on QVFD. --The Zombiebaron 19:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you so much!

---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks ever so much buddy. --The Zombiebaron 16:44, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Vanity2 Tag

{{vanity2}} shouldn't be used for blatant violations of the vanity policy. That's what QVFD is for. Instead, it should be used for articles that could possibly be allowable, such as ones about somewhat notable universities. Thanks. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 03:19, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, you see I always just used it like ICU, in that articles that were long, and hence took effort, were Vanity2'd, while those "instahuff" ones I placed on QVFD. Anyway, looks like I was wrong, so now I'll do as you said. --The Zombiebaron 15:13, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Brains!

Thanks for your kind words about my audio of your story, and for the most excellent Zombieminion. Do you have a good supplier for human brains, because they cost a fuck of a lot here in Massachusetts. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

You know...I'm not a noob...I did put your talk page on my watchlist...you could have just replied there...but thanks, and your welcome. Acctaully, I think you may be able to by brains eBay. --The Zombiebaron 23:36, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Arsemas Card

Boothman was throwing away last year's Arsemas cards, and realised that only faggots celebrate Arsemas. This user thinks you are mediocrity personified, and URGES you to have a Furry Arsemas...TO-DAY!!!!

• Hey thanks. I guess I am now notable enough to garner your attentions :) --The Zombiebaron 23:49, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

WotY

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks, eh? Might have a real chance with winning this one. Maybe.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:00, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

• Well I certaintly hope you do, my Canadian compadre, eh? --The Zombiebaron 02:15, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

UOTY & POTM

Thanks for your kind words, regardless of who wins the award I will remain deeply honoured to even be there. And congratulations on the POTM award. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks and your welcome. --The Zombiebaron 21:23, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

PotM

Congrats. Here's your key to the executive washrooms, and your "really big desk" should be here by Thursday. You can choose between Bimmer and Jag for the company car; no rush. We have people to rush for us. Actually we don't have people to rush for us; we just 'chop them into pics. It's the same thing, really.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:30, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Modus. You have no idea how happy whatever it is you just said makes me. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, Zb...don't let this go to your head but; you're the most helpful 'chopper around here that I know of. I've seen your contribs at RadX's place; I've filled out requests there two or three times and helped the users that have asked for pics on my talkpage a few more. You, on the other hand, do it all the time. I'd say that you were the RadX of that page, but some dang fool beat you to it. I'd give you a cookie, but there isn't one big enough to show how much we love you. You'll have to settle for a bottle of green ketchup instead.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha ha. You know what the wonderful thing is though? This year at school I'm taking a class called "Graphic Design" where they tried to teach me Photoshop. I'm getting like 100% in the course, and its all thanks to Uncyclopedia! So yah, not only are you guys giving me green ketchup, but you're also helping me get good grades. :D --The Zombiebaron 21:26, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes...that was our plan all along. We had a forum topic on it and everything. /me looks furtive. You voted against, if memory serves...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:32, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

What does "furtive" mean? I'm to lazy to google-define it. --The Zombiebaron 21:34, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm too sly and sneaky to define it for you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:38, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Well I'm to damn sexy care. So there! --The Zombiebaron 21:42, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

AotM

Thanks for your vote. Rather than giving you a template of thanks, in honour of the occassion I wrote UnUnNews: Lindsay Lohan says "Gonch is for chumps" (snappy title, eh?). Don't worry, it makes more sense after you read it. Or less, I haven't decided yet.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:29, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, no problem. And by the way, that's one mighty fine UnUnNews you got there. --Sir Zombiebaron 07:48, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

It would have been merely UnNews, but I had to add an 'Un' and hide it under my userpage, for vanity it be.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:12, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Lend me a hand?

I think this is an easy job. If I had Photoshop and good fonts, I would do it myself. This article:

Onomatopoeia

needs cartoonish balloons in a white background (they will appear without frame) instead of HTML gimmicks. Can you please help me? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 17:00, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Ummm. Okay, so you want me to make bubbles around the words "Sploosh" "Cough Cough" and what not? I don't really see the point. Aswell, hate to break it to you but I'm on vaction. Look at my userpage (please!). If you really need it, and its not there when I get back (in January), I'll fire up Photoshop and see what I can do. However, someone with Adobe Illistrator might be able to make better balloons. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:11, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and thanks for the PotM vote, and for coming to me. :) --Sir Zombiebaron 17:12, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

No problemo, you already helped me before. So who should I talk to now? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 17:15, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

You might just wanna try the irc channel, plenty of people are ussually there and some of them may be able to help. But yah, Rad, Mhaille, Spin, Modus, and Hindel are my "short list" of people whose talk pages you should hit up. Anyway, Zombiebaron over and out. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:21, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Roger. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 17:23, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Tango Delta. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:24, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Fear not! It's just Santa Singh on his rounds this Xmas. He wants you to have a jolly good Xmas and ring in the New Year with jingle bells outsourced from his country. (He also thanks you for making his son, Mowgli, feel hospitable and welcome here ... once upon a time, once upon a place. May god bless you.)

Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas. As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry whatever

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:24, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Hollins University

Hollins University is an old and well-established university in Virginia with 1,400 enrolled. This is not a vanity page. How do I prove this? I'm a n00b. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Rmj12345 (talk • contribs)

Sorry. As I said, new to this. Rmj12345 03:21, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, so since you "a n00b", I'm gonna explain this to you nice and slow. Okay, so I go through new pages everyday, because Uncyclopedia gets spammed with tons hundreds of vanity/unfunny articles each day. While I am not an admin, I make it my goal to find such pages and make it easier for the admins to then find and delete them. There are a bunch of tags and pages I use to do this, the {{vanity2}} template being one of them. One of the first things that drew my attention was the fact that Hollins university is written without a capital "u" in the article title, ussually a sign of someone not really carring as the set about to defame their classmates. I then read the first paragraph which call the majority of the people who attend Hollins "lesbians". That is not so much vanity as "slandanity" (slander against people that not many people know). Slandanity is a great way to get an article deleted, because in the recent past Uncyclopedia has had negative media pointing out various "slandanity" pages, and that media is not something Uncyclopedia needs. So, I still deam it vanity and/or slandanity. I doubt there is anyway to make it not such, as it is about a school I you probably attend. Your best bet is to just write anouther article and just wait for this one to get deleted. However, if you feel like saving it, please talk to me or an admin before removing the vanity tag. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:28, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

The iWin Image

Changed the caption... does it make sense now? --The Llama Llover!!! 02:58, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha! That's a pretty damn good caption. However, it does not fit the image. Aswell, I for one vote on images. The caption is second to the image. The image should make sense on its own, and then the caption should give it an extra "POW". The image still makes no sense. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:04, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, thanks anyway! --The Llama Llover!!! 03:08, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, don't worry I'm always glad to help with images. On that note, to make the image match the caption maybe have it be an iPod on the ground, not just a guy with an iPod. Oh, and maybe make a choice of who is winning, and work that in somehow. --Sir Zombiebaron 03:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Darth Vader Image

I'm just trying to make my Darth Vader picture as much like the original Uncle Sam posters, that's all... --The Llama Llover!!! 01:13, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

This is the "original" Uncle Sam "I Want You" poster. Notice the white backgroud? This is the original "I Want You" poster, also from WWI, but from Britain. Niether is pink, neither is as dark, niether relies on text to make an image related joke, and niether get my vote. Sorry chap, but you need to make vader a bit lighter, aswell as everthing else, before I'll even consider it. But like I said, it is funny, but is it "VFP funny"? I still say no. --Sir Zombiebaron 04:26, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

This] is the picture I used to make the image... it's much better if it's not so blinding to the eyes, wouldn't you say? --The Llama Llover!!! 05:20, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, so yours is better quality then the one I linked, but it is darker, and the pink looks well...pink. And I still stand by Vader being too dark, --Sir Zombiebaron 23:09, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

PLS?

Would you be interested in being a judge for the next one? If so, lemme know at my talk page. If not, lemme know at my talk page.  ;) I'll be waiting on your reply with baited breath. No, don't read anything into that.--<<>> 18:34, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'm off to your talk page now to let you know which way I swing. --Sir Zombiebaron 19:18, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:33, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

• Dude, first off I'm Jewish...so yah...no Christ here...or Christmas for that matter. Second of all, thanks for thinking of me you dirty sig spamming link whore. :) --Sir Zombiebaron 03:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so yeah. Pretend it's talking about Hannukah and not some Messiah who hasn't come yet ;) )--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:20, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Commercial Conformity Period. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:25, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

And another. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:35, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Okay...thanks guys...you all spammed your sig here...good job...and may you all have a Decadent December....--Sir Zombiebaron 18:38, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

We're not done yet. Stand down.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• ARG YOU'VE ALL MADE MY PRETTY WHITE PAGE SO UGLY! :) --Sir Zombiebaron 23:40, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Braydie has awarded you some sweets! For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

and good luck with PotM --—Braydie 16:58, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! --Sir Zombiebaron 00:01, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Question

Are we not using the template {{welcome}} anymore? Because if that's the case, I will comply. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 18:20, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

We will carry on any further discussion on you're talk page, because I got their first! :) --Sir Zombiebaron 18:21, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awww... You're awesome too, Zombie. Though, I have to point out, I think there was a spelling error somewhere on your vote for me. Maybe it was just Canadian spelling... Thanks again for your vote. Support from long-time members always makes me smile.--<<>> 13:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• As a past UotM winner, I feel that you deserve it greatly old chap. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:58, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Untitled Message

Hey, I stole your idea of "UnBooks:If We All Vote For Each Other, Then Everybody Wins: A Communist's Guide to Democracy" I just thought you might want to know. Reach me at my talk page if you have any objections. Oh, and the article is under contruction, that's why it is so lame but it will be improved --Rodrigo! 03:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• It looks alright, and I'm glad that my ideas are getting milage, cause I suck at article writing. However, make sure that you stear clear of making anything to randumb, because it seems that its kind of leading you in that direction. I was planning on writing it in the form of a book (as that is what the UnBook name space is for) but also as a textbook type thing. Think "if I just arrived in a democatic soceity, after living in a communist society, how could a book help me deal?", and you'll be on the right track. But thumbs up for effort! --Sir Zombiebaron 03:55, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Bucket of Piss!

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Much thanks for the images many lifetimes ago. By the way, check out the second one. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• You're welcome. If you want I can edit the first cover so that it says Volume Deux on it...sometime next week or something...but yah, if you want it I can do it. Oh, and you're welcome (of course). Plus, maybe next time follow the BIG INSTRUCTIONS AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND ADD NEW STUFF AT THE TOP :) --Sir Zombiebaron 03:29, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you so much!

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For cleaning up the mess of code on Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages. --General Insineratehymn 19:06, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

• Its as if I don't have enough cookies or something in here....ha ha ha. Anyway, you're welcome. In the future, you can use {{subst:ExampleTemplat}} and then clean up any code mess stuff. It takes two edits, but its worth it. --Sir Zombiebaron 19:08, 2 December 2006 (UTC)