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Heavens to Murgatroid

We seem to have someone voting against all the images except one on VFP. Again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I shall inform the police and see if something deeper then foolishness is afoot. -- The Zombiebaron 14:17, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Already been there, done that. And now I have the TShirt. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Alright, I must just be foots and feet of foolishness then. We really must get better voters one of these days. -- The Zombiebaron 14:36, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


The Great Saint Jimmy sends you his blessings.
Why must the goyem always bless me? But yah, thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 01:13, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
They're jealous. That's why. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:15, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 23:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Not sure what this is for...but thanks anyway! -- The Zombiebaron 13:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Noob Alert!

I know, I know, we already talked this month, but I have a question: An IP keeps posting random things on several pages. He general says something along the lines of this:

“Sex sex sex Misty fucks Ash. Hehe I'm so funny!”

~ User: on Misty

I kept reverting it, so he posted this on my User Page (not the talk mind you, my biography)

“Serq Fet is a Nazi because he keeps deleting golden work!”

~ User: on Serq Fet

An admin reverted it for me. I have posted a request under User:'s discussion, requesting that if he posts something, to keep it consistant with the page it is on, and to at least be funnier. However, what should I do if this keeps occuring?

This happens to me a lot, actually. I saw that nearly twice a day when Pokemon (Show) first came out, among different users. I used this same stratgy for each (if it persists, talk to them), but is really bold. Am I handling it correctly? Thanks for reading this lengthy one! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

If somebody is being a real knob, and is for instance defacing your userpage, just add them to Ban Patrol. The admins there, including myself, will know what to do. Good luck, -- The Zombiebaron 13:42, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


I wrote this originally. I put it on Wikipedia for a joke and it was removed. So I put it on Uncyclopedia. So it was not stolen. Can you put it back?

Sorry, here at Uncyclopedia we delete articles that are stolen from Wikipedia. For that reason it was deleted, and for that reason it will stay deleted. -- The Zombiebaron 13:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

IRC request

I'll dive in when I've recharged from whatever embarrassing piece of garbage I just finished. I'm picturing a Julia Childs/Unibomber mashup... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that sounds good! Also, while your adding whatever awesome image you create, do you think you could glance at the spelling and such, as you did for that other article I wrote? But yah, thanks in advance for any and everything you can do for me. Cheers, -- The Zombiebaron 13:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
I dipped my toes in. More to follow, hopefully. Also, Ceridwyn, for reasons that I don't entirely understand, started up a Proofreading Service. Crazy, I know. But Ceridwyn, get this, enjoys proofreading. Give it a try. You'll make her ever so happy. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:34, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I'll drop it on her doorstep once I get a chance to wikify it a bit. -- The Zombiebaron 13:39, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
I added a pic. Better late than never, I say. I'd have written a suitable recipe for Molotov cocktails, but my brain It gave me an excuse to airbrush a fish out of a pic, and 'chop in a bottle, at least. You'd be surprised how rarely the opportunity comes up for such chicanery. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ha ha ha . I like it! Thanks for all the tiny bits of whatnot that you added, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 04:28, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
No problem. It would appear that our Zb is all growed up. Mazel Tov! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:36, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Oy vey, now you'll be expecting more articles from me? Psh. That one was hard enough thank you. :D -- The Zombiebaron 04:46, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Aw, muffin. They tend to get better, not easier. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:11, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Meh, one article every six months would be a pretty good ratio for me. -- The Zombiebaron 05:34, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
No pressure. That's a good thing about Uncyc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:43, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
I acctaully ban people who write Featured Articles and then stop writing. True story. Just ask tompkins. He's infibanned. -- The Zombiebaron 05:50, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
That's why we make our best and brightest admins. Oh, and you, for some reason. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:13, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ha ha ha. Ouch. -- The Zombiebaron 08:03, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for me

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Yeah... thanks for helping in turning me into a mindless deletion drone :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:36, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Mindless? Hardly. More like "gay-joking, vandal-beating, cruft-smacking drone that will always love Zombiebaron." -- The Zombiebaron 17:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
With all my heart and soul baby :P... and look, I responded almost instantly... damn Recent Changes trawling! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)



You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of April 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Although I think you'll agree you sometimes need to calm the fuck down, your commitment and work ethic leave many in the shade. Keep up the great work. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

OH MY GAWD I AM SO FECKING CLAM. Plus, thanks mate, I'm sure I completely deserve this. :) -- The Zombiebaron 22:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Lake Eerie

Why is Lake Spooky still around and Lake Eerie is huffed? Lake Eerie had more "cool" and fun info than the other lake. Jelly

I huffed Lake Eerie because the {{ICU}} template on it expired. I can bring it back in your subspace if you want though. -- The Zombiebaron 14:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Err, help?

Well, it turns out that the pokemon page is indeed about pokemon. I made a template to warn less notified people about the dangerous pokemon content, but unfortunately, this page seems to get vandalized a lot, and got locked off. I need an admin to do the deed. Could you pretty please with sugar on top place in this template?: Thanks Zombiebaron! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)


It's not safe to go alone... take this

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I thought you might want need one of these :D -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:37, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, after our "adventure" last night, we could both use with several of these. And ice. I can't sit down, thanks to your massive Pole friend. I mean, I never heard about Polish guys taping tacs to chairs before! -- The Zombiebaron 23:44, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Gt on IRC fgt

I mean... yeah, get your sexy white Jewish arse on IRC --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Maybe later tonight, maybe tommorow, I dunno. -- The Zombiebaron 22:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)


Thank you very much for your vote (and nom). This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Your welcome. Instead of voting for Spang, I was acctually going to nom someone, but since I can't nom myself, I'll nom someone'll see. -- The Zombiebaron 02:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
I'm all a'quiver in anticipation. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Go take a look... -- The Zombiebaron 02:59, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

You forgot something...

In the VFD archives, you said you deleted this. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:04, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Seems sombody else did it for me. That's much better. -- The Zombiebaron 21:37, 28 April 2007 (UTC)


I think the number of VFD articles on there at any one given moment isn't really an issue... if there's cruft to be dealt with then volume is irrelevant and it should be addressed pronto. unless you *really* want to split VFD into sub pages :P

Also, Mitch is only trying to help by putting articles on the VFD, and banning the guy is not cool at all, so I've unbanned him... also, I think it might be an idea to discuss the 15 article limit over at the dump. --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:51, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, the problem here is that adding too many articles discourages voting - if someone comes to VFD and sees 15 new articles, chances are they won't be bothered viewing them all, so each article will probably get about 2 votes and hence we can't delete them.
Also, we do have an obvious warning about adding more than 15 articles to VFD, so I support giving users short blocks for it. When I was guilty of such a crime, I did the honourable thing and reported myself to Ban Patrol. I got 2 days. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
I actually didn't fill VFD up to more than the 15 article limit. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Right. But you did add about 10 articles at a time, which also warrants a ban. Sorry we didn't have a warning message for it before. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:13, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, banning for breaking unwritten rules does seem a bit harsh. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:31, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh, believe me, the admins are harsh. We just have to live with that. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:34, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dearest Olipro, Congrats on becoming an admin, eh? But I disagree. I'm not sure what happened to the flooding rule on VFD, but it was there, and it is now there again. The more pages on VFD, the less votes, the less deletions, the more crap pages, that's how it works in my view. We need to keep VFD small, with votes high, so that we can delete pages fast and get more noms. That is why we ban people who bring the number of 15, and that is why Mitch was banned, for what turned out to be a couple of hours less then a day. Also, VFD subpages have been phased out due to complete disuse. Feel free to discuss the limit on the Dump. -- The Zombiebaron 21:35, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Have an Award!

Stopping a blanking rampage gave you "succsess"? Wow, didn't realize you placed wagers. -- The Zombiebaron 01:05, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
I don't, I just hate Blankers. Capercorn 01:11, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
I'll take $14 on Zombiebaron in the fifth. He's looking like lumber. -- The Zombiebaron 01:41, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I are Dunecat

I controls the spice, I controls the universe. —Braydie 17:48, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

You've changed man, you've changed. There was once a point in time when I kinda understood you. Now its all "March of This" and "Dune of That". Your no fun anymore. -- The Zombiebaron 17:58, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Newcookie.gif Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number three from my free cookie giveaway – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gert5 (talk • contribs)

Thanks Gert. -- The Zombiebaron 15:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)


Here, about that FP you won, Rcmurphy put it up on the main page and that ruins the set. Mind moving that to the awards section? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Oops, I think I just did move it to the ay-wurds secrum --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 08:12, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Please never edit my userpage again Gert. I will move my {{FP}}s, when I see them, to their proper place on my awards page. I'm sure that you were only trying to help, but please never edit my userpage, or any of its subpages, again. I would protect my userpages, but then I wouldn't get to see what the vandals think of me. -- The Zombiebaron 15:29, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

A Quick Question

Hi, it's me again, I'm wondering how to revert pages, I was just trying to revert one and couldn't find how to. Catmaxy-Certified Yiddisher Kop 23:01, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Here is how: Click "history" at the top beside "edit", click the date of the revisoin which you wish to revert to, click edit (once you are looking at the version of the page you want), type "revert" into the summary, click save. And presto-changeo, you've reverted a page. -- The Zombiebaron 23:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, thats what I thought except, duh, I pressed undo instead of edit, huh67.183.136.165 00:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Undo is probably not what you want. -- The Zombiebaron 00:33, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Zombiebaron/archive3

Could you take your subpage out of a category for templates? Maybe put that copied template into a subsubpage? PatPeter 18:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

It's an archive, I can't edit it. Nobody can edit it. That's the rules. Sorry. -- The Zombiebaron 19:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

About the flagging on QDb

Yeah, this should explain why not to remove them.

<Bradaway> yeah, I removed the [flagged ones] Yesterday
<Bradaway> but now I think I'll just leave them
<Bradaway> forever
<Bradaway> and EVERY quote can be flagged
<Bradaway> that'll show the little bastards

Braydie 22:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Serves them right. -- The Zombiebaron 23:35, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

White People

Thought I'd being this unfunny, racist IP to your attention, just in case you use your modding power for something other than acting like an asshole. --THINKER 06:07, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I doubt that I understand. Also, bans should be requested at Ban Patrol, unless there is a mass blanking going down and I'm in the middle of not looking at recent changes but still active. -- The Zombiebaron 23:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Reefer Desk

Thanks for leaving comments on the Reefer Desk. I've been mostly alone there for so long...I'm cold and hungry. Don't let it be a one-time thing; more eyes are better than whatever number of eyes I have. Two, I think. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Wow. You know, I expect you at least to know how to give a proper Ninjastar Modus. But thanks anyway. -- The Zombiebaron 00:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
There, happy? My box of ninjastars only just arrived today, and the instructions are in L33T. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:49, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
'Aye. Thanks again. I'm sure my line about my "baby making wand" is the real reason for the ninjastar, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 23:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)


Pantsless Ninjastar.png Your continued cuntiness amuses the hell out of me. :) --THINKER 23:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Your continued feeding of my ego makes me feel warm and fuzzy. -- The Zombiebaron 00:09, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Any time pal. --THINKER 00:15, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Woot, it seems people are using my ninjastar.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 01:50, 16 April 2007 (UTC)


I see you have a talent for making templates. Could you teach how to make one--☭Mr.Huffy☭ 22:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Making a template is the same as making a regular page. You just type in the name of the template you want, for example Template:Zombiebaron-is-an-awesome-dude, put some content on it, and then place it on pages using the regular {{Zombiebaron-is-an-awesome-dude}}. As for making pretty boxes, its best to just copy box codes from other templates, or at least that's how I do it. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, 14 April 2007 (UTC)


I suggest you ban You all suck ASAP. He doesn't seem to be planning to stop his vandalism spree anytime soon. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:28, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Done. Thanks for telling me. -- The Zombiebaron 14:34, 12 April 2007 (UTC)


Hey, I wrote an article called "Motörheadbanger" and I was wondering why you deleted it. It was funny, had a good length, and was linked to other pages, the only thing it didn't have was a picture or a table. So why did you delete it? Did you not find it funny or did I do somethin wrong?...Or is it that you don't like Motörhead or Danzig? Whatever I did wrong let me know so I can write it again and not mess it up so it won't get deleted. Thanks 20:46, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

I have recreated the article. It was deleted because the {{construction}} template placed on it was over a week old. I have now given you 30 days to make it look pretty. -- The Zombiebaron 21:38, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey thanks man for recreating the article. I will work on it. Thanks again. 19:19, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Your welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 01:38, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Until I Create the Fiery Spike Template....this is for all your hard work

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
Award for your recent Crudblitz
Oh my god thank you Mhaille. -- The Zombiebaron 00:30, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Just a quick question

What's the quickest way of finding new users so I can welcome them? I'm a bit confused...--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 03:36, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

The quickest way is to have two browser windows open, and in one create a sockpuppet account, whilst in the other add the Welcome template. Simple, huh? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Also, you could go through Mhaille's contributions, and replace every instance of his signature on a Welcome message with your own. -- The Zombiebaron 14:19, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Great. You guys are sooo helpful.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:19, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
That's what we're paid for. -- The Zombiebaron 23:11, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Sorry to burst your bubble. You are not being paid. You really need to stop drinking. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:37, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Can someone please answer the question I came for?--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:53, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
But if we were to simply link you to the page that would take all the fun out our paycheck. -- The Zombiebaron 21:55, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Anna Frank

Hey ZB, You mind reverting the moving of the article to it's original name? Not really funny in my opinion and I didn't want to do it myself and cause havoc and redirects. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:12, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille got it. Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, that's a load off my shoulders. -- The Zombiebaron 21:15, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
You want a badly formatted Ninja Star for your good intentions? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Have I ever turned one down before? -- The Zombiebaron 21:22, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Sweet peas! -- The Zombiebaron 16:40, 10 April 2007 (UTC)