User talk:Zombiebaron/archive11

As I promised

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for banning me for a week, so I would be forced to study and do good on my exams.

Once again, thank you. Capercorn 02:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I hope you passed, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 18:09, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

The Exams were patheticly easy. Capercorn 17:54, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Pokemon

This is the article that some admins let a group of IPs write a pokemon article on, not the normal one. It has devolved into random humor, and a series of disgusting gay and sex jokes and comments. I would include a quote, but it is just too ugly to do that. I tried to fix it up, and make it presentable. It didn't help. The IPs resplonsible message me every once and a while, and demand that I delete a similar article (Pokemon (Show)) to it that I made a while ago (with no gay/sex jokes). They also routinely vandalize pokemon (show). I've had it with this embarrassing article that they continue to flaunt.

May I please put this article in UN:VFD? If it just isn't bad enough to be obliterated, please may I move it to an area where people typing in Pokemon won't happen upon it? Thanks! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Go ahead and VFD it. -- The Zombiebaron 18:11, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Everything all right?

That message you got on your front page is a bit disturbing....What's up, if you don't mind me asking? ~ 15:52, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm...well...I'll tell you on IRC at some point. It's not really the kind of thing that I'd write about on my talk page. -- The Zombiebaron 15:54, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

OK. Hang in there. ~ 16:01, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

:) -- The Zombiebaron 16:06, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

cow

You don"t have to be proud of it, but you should be.

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN cable!!

I'm sure that you would never be sucking up to an admin, but thanks anyway. :) -- The Zombiebaron 15:33, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:10, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 15:34, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Prostetnic Vogon Jelts has something to say

Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

~ 14:57, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Yay. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Huh?

What did you do to the main page?

It's called a "reskin". -- The Zombiebaron 15:35, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

As the deal said...

You have earned the Combat Honor Medal for banning Han for seven seconds, cause he's been waiting for a joke ban.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Joke bans are funny. That was a request ban. Diffrent things. Although, I'm sure it doesn't matter. -- The Zombiebaron 23:00, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Request of DOOM

This is probally the wierdest request you will ever get, but I have final exams all next week, so I need to ask if you can ban me until May 31, 2007 so I'm not tempted to come on here. I know you will have fun with this. Thanks in advance (Expect an award after my return). Capercorn 22:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO

Thanks for your input. I think I fixed it. Uncyclopedia:VFP#Lego_Assassination Do you like it now? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 21:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

While I admit you changed the image, I acctaully like it a tiny bit worse now. The crowd is still too dark, the motorcycles are still at odd angles, the text is till distracting, and the image is just generally cluttered. I'm sorry sliferjam, I'm not going to change my vote buddy. -- The Zombiebaron 22:30, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Question

Is there any way I can get that vandalism alert meter thing (wikicon or something) from wikipedia to display on my article Wiki Edit War? On wikipedia it's under template:Wdefcon I think.

I'm not sure I understand. If you want to copy a template from Wikipedia, all you have to do is take the code from Wikipedia:Template:Wdefcon and past it on your page. -- The Zombiebaron 14:14, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Heeeh

Congrats, you also found that progress-wheel obviously ;-) --Rieke Hain 06:49, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Yup. Stole it off your wikia userpage :) -- The Zombiebaron 13:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

I suggest you redirect that page to CVP, considering how much it is being recreated. --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

What is this? Open mike night at the Apollo? Get back in your seat young man. -- The Zombiebaron 01:38, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Also, in case you were not acctually aware, I was recreating that page to test out a javascript that Olipro wrote. So yah, CVP would be a waste. -- The Zombiebaron 01:40, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

A Favour

Hi Zombie - I was wondering if you could take over one of Braydie's jobs while he's away on his Quest for the Golden Exam Result. We have a little arrangement going at User:Braydie/redirect where I find Broken/Double/generally pointless redirects from old QVFD, move logs, etc, and he deletes them. For non-broken redirects I always check to see if anything links to them and correct things before reporting them, and I believe Braydie set up some sort of code in the Template:Hlink to give admins one-click(?) deletion, so it shouldn't be too tricky. I just don't want him to have to come back to a million things to huff when he gets back. But have a look at the page history before you reply, so you know what you're letting yourself in for! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Meh, sure. I'll add it to my watchlist. I can't promise nothing, but I'll try to tack it on to the other stuff I do, which, is pretty much nothing. -- The Zombiebaron 22:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Cool. No hurry to huff things quickly or anything - if it gets too crowded on there we can always enlist more help. I would do some now, but (shock, horror!) I'm actually working on a new article for a change. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Sorry, I left rather rudely on the IRC, hope you weren't offended. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Perfectly alright buddy. -- The Zombiebaron 22:19, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Forgive the generic template, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for answering my questions on IRC without sarcasm or "you didn't know that? we must excommunicate you!" Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Always glad to help. If you need anything else, just ask, either here or there. -- The Zombiebaron 01:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Vogonopedia

It took me ages to realized that you played with the CSS file, I just couldn't realize where that new logo came from...you naughty naughty bastard. Anyways, what about the previous one with Douglas Adams' portrait? You didn't like it? ~ 14:36, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

The previous one was a bit...ugly. Plus, I made this newer one so I like it better. :) -- The Zombiebaron 16:05, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Also, if you look close, the current Vogonopedia logo does have Douglas Adams' portrait on it, its just really really small. -- The Zombiebaron 16:11, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Now what? Do we need to cast any spells or make any sacrifices to majik it onto the frontpage at the appropriate time? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Yah. The magic words are "Zombiebaron, we are done". :) -- The Zombiebaron 18:57, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I can't say "we", but "I" was done right after I stole the code from Tom mayfair. This is Mordillo's nerdy baby. I just tagged along for the bonfire and cookout at the end. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:07, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Alright. Then I'll go bug Mordillo... -- The Zombiebaron 19:10, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

ZB, I just won't have the time to work any further with it, and it's the 25th tomorrow, could you possibly make it work (i.e. - moving it wherever it needs to be moved to?) ~ 14:24, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Untitled And Misplaced Letter To Zombiebaron

Hi I suck at the editing, I'm Yakuzahitman. I did the joke on Emma Watson. Could you please find someone to improve on what I've done. I know I suck at it.

Regards Yakuzahitman.

I'm fairly certain that page was deleted. If you want to spend time on your articles that suck without them getting deleted, place them in your usersubspace. -- The Zombiebaron 16:08, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

NOoooooo!!!!

My connection isn't broken, Starnestommy lied! I was just pre-occupied watching a film, come back! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:29, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• In a bit. I'm kinda in the middle of kicking the crap out of the unused image list. :) -- The Zombiebaron 23:32, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Cake

Pongo Version 2 has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!

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--For flooding recent changes huffing pointless redirects ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 09:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• Thank you, and your welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 21:51, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

CVP request

I would like to request that Borat The Game be CVPd. It has been huffed 12 times. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

That page has not been edited since April 29th, just short of a month ago. If it is deleted again, I'm sure the person who huffs it will CVP it as they see fit. Thanks for helping out though :) -- The Zombiebaron 04:47, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

IMAGE REQUEST WTF

So, yeah. Ever played Lost Vikings? I'm making an article on that, and there are two images I need, although more would be good (see my sandbocks for details). The first one is to have these guys behind a sports newscaster's desk. This goes at the top of my new article. The second involves the guy with the sword (Baleog) in one of those police record things. Do it well and a hippie could be yours! Ж Kalir _{where's my house?} 20:54, 19 May 2007 (UTC) _{warning: hippie may be high at time of ingestion. please eat responsibly.}

Should be easy enough. I'll have something done for you in good time (good time may or may not be less then a week, but does ussually take less then a week). -- The Zombiebaron 20:57, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- The Zombiebaron 01:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Excellent! Ж Kalir _{where's my house?} 01:57, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

TestPage

i decided to sandbox a page, because some people were testing the ability to edit on it. unfortunately, uncyclopedia:sandbox is hard to get to for n00bs, and the article sandbox is well, and article. so people will go to testpage to do their edit. thet first edit there, wasnt to be funny, but because i wanted a huge string of curses. ONX 14:47, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I really isn't up to you to determine what noobs can and can't find. If we get a bunch of noobs looking for the sandbox, we'll derect them to the sandbox, its just that easy. If a user wants to test wikicode, they can use their userpage, or a subpage of their userpage. Sorry to seem harsh, but that's how it goes down. -- The Zombiebaron 14:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

eh whatever. not that i really care about it. oh, by the way, have i been around here longer than you? if so then... HAH ONX 14:52, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

My first edit was September 2nd 2005. Your first edit was October 22nd 2005. Not that it really matters. -- The Zombiebaron 14:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

oh well. we are of similar levels of experience. though i'm just another user at this point, you're an admin. i at LEAST deserve rollback privs! i've been campaigning for them lately. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ONX (talk • contribs)

You can steal a javascript from either my javascript or Volte that will make reverting easier. -- The Zombiebaron 19:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

You are at the same level and you don't even know how to sign your posts....~ 09:43, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Powerpoint

Just happened to notice that you huffed the images "Powerpoint1.png" to "Powerpoint7.png". These are in use on PowerPoint presentation, although they're not linked directly for some reason. So if we could have them back that would be very good. Merci buckets. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:33, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh shit, yah, I'll do that right away. I'm currently going through Special:Unusedimages, and it has no way of tell which images are linked through html. If you could continue to report deleted images that were linked through html to me (or who ever else deletes them), that would be SUPER. :) -- The Zombiebaron 14:39, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

If I do, then I will. Although it was quite lucky I saw those to be honest - I was going through the move log looking for useless redirects to report at the time, and thought Hmm, those could be the pictures used there... Good luck not deleting anything useful! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:48, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Heh. Well, as a better step to save Uncyclopedia from me, you might want to add {{notorphan}} to any images you see linked through html, because that might not get them deleted. :) -- The Zombiebaron 14:52, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I was about to reply that of course there was no way to do that, until I realised that the right search for bits of the urls might do it even with our rubbish search engine. So I found some (maybe even all?) and tagged them - thanks for the inspiration! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:46, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Inspiration? Me? No, I'm just a lazy bugger with a ban gun, that's all. But, on a more serious note, thank you very much for saving me from the metaphorical "pie on my face" of making the "Powerpoint Image Mistake" again. -- The Zombiebaron 19:36, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Procect me!

excuse me. I use a shared I.P. at a whogivesashit school in PA. There are a lot of kids who know about uncyclopedia here, and lots of them probably want to vandalize it. Is there anyway to protect my account so that if someone were to get our I.P. banned, I'd still be able to use my registered account. It would help me sleep a little better at night. Jimmy the Hellhound 13:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

PS:Have you seen my stapler?

Ummm...why are you editing at school man? You should be doing work, smoking behind the school, or something. Plus, there is no way to protect you. Sorry. :( -- The Zombiebaron 23:43, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Do you have a light? Jimmy the Hellhound 11:40, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Reskin

Would you mind giving Mordillo and I a hand with a reskin? I know nothing of these things, and Mordillo says he's an expert, but he uses terms like "thingamajig" and "oy!", so I'm pretty sure he knows less than you. I stole Tom mayfair's commie reskin and put it here. Any help is appreciated (the colours need to change, for one). Also, if it's formatted wrong, it's Tom's fault, 'cause I, as previously mentioned, stole it from him. If you want to pass the buck, pass us to someone who knows about these things. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:24, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Oy! you misplaced that thingamajig! ~ 20:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Also, look here for some nice possible logos....I'll start working on content tomorrow....~ 20:32, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

• I'll see what I can do boys, and then I'll pass it along to sombody who can undo all the mistakes I make and do what I was trying to do correctly. -- The Zombiebaron 01:45, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty, I've swapped a couple of colors, and subst:'d all the templates, so I'm sure that you two bright gentlemen (by looking at my edits in the history) can figure out how to change the horrible colors I picked into something more eye-pleasing. I am now off to see if I can figure out what "javascript" is and how it can work to help your reskin. -- The Zombiebaron 02:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh sweet. I am like the best coder since that one coder guy...you know..."The CSS King"? He had like bumperstickers and everthing. But yah, I figured out how to add a logo, and by stealing code from the other better coded reskins I might just be able to get some kind of fancy font going on. -- The Zombiebaron 03:03, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't hurt yourself. Any job worth doing is worth not doing well. My dad taught me that. Lazy bastard. Any of the logos from the page that Mordillo linked will do in the top-left corner, but I prefer this, 'cause the page is totally Vogonish, and I made it myself. I did! PNG and everything. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

We need a logo with transparentsy stuff, I may end up making one myself. -- The Zombiebaron 03:38, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I thought that a PNG with no background was a transparency thingy. It's all good. How do you make the transparency thingy, anyway? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:45, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

If you can see through parts of the image to the checkerboard (in Photoshop but since I know you don't use Photoshop...) it should be transparent in those parts when you save it as a PNG. -- The Zombiebaron 03:49, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Ah. It is, and it didn't. Probably a setting somewhere. Since this is the first time it's come up, I'm not entirely sure that I care. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:55, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure that I can set aside some time tommrow to make a logo that will suck. -- The Zombiebaron 04:04, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to intrude, but it would be 5 seconds' work to make the background on that logo transparent... If you want to use it, ut'd be no problem. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:08, 15 May 2007

I said I'd make a logo, and make a logo I shall. -- The Zombiebaron 04:13, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Spoken like a true PotM. Still, I'm listening to Spang. Nobody else does, and I hear he's lonely. But since Zb is doing the tough stuff, I'm listening to him also. And I'm listening to Mordillo. It never ends. The listening, I mean. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

I hear you brother, the voices in my head, they're nasty. And they finish each sentence with eh?. As for the reskin - although it is most certainly vogonpedia, I'm thinking how we can put other elements of the guide. Can we have a huge water mark all over the page saying - don't panic? or maybe start with an empty page saying don't panic which then will send you over to the main page of vogopedia. As for the featured stuff, I think that we can do two mock up featured vogon poems, reskins have postponed regular features in the past (like fished price, 2007 reskin etc...). ~ 06:00, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Template:Mutlee

Can i still use it for articles like Goth and things like that? I 'm trying to be funny on here but it's harder than in real life.Besides I am not trying to be vain or i would have made an article about myself like i did when i first began. - User:Mutlee

No. For three reasons. First, it is vanity. Second, it is one hell of an ugly template. Third, we don't need templates about which articles each user likes, if you like an article, put a link to in on your userpage, or nominate it or something. -- The Zombiebaron 14:57, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Ceiling Cat with Eyebeams

Re:Against, Friends don't nom friend's unfunny images on VFP. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron KUN • UotM • PotM • AotM • UPotM • MAFE • UGotM (shout) 22:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC). Just wanted to clear up a few things, Mr Baron sir. User Juan Kerr is a friend of mine - but, so are other people who use Uncyc and have created articles and images I have nommed and voted for - examples include Sannse's Magritte pipe image and Keitei's Women article. The only difference being I know Juan Kerr in the flesh, as it were, while others are people I know only from here and IRC - nevertheless, they are friends. I personally find the image funny, if you don't that's fine and the world would be an extremely boring place if we all had the same tastes and opinions; but the fact that I think it is is the reason why I nommed it. Had I have discovered it on the upload log and had it have been by someone I'd never met in real life or online, I'd still have put it on VFP. Anyway, it appears that general consensus is against - fair enough so no matter. Meanwhile, have a beer on me. RabbiTechno 11:29, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Tesco Value Lager! it's cheap, but it gets you pissed Cheers! RabbiTechno

Yes, I agree. In fact, as I have said before, the only reason that I come to Uncyclopedia is that I feel I have friends here. I mean, its funny, its fun, and beats doing whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing right now, but if Uncyclopedia wasn't a friendly place, I would leave. That being said, I'm not sure I understand why you came to my talk page to tell me all that. There is nothing wrong with having friends that you have had physical contact with on Uncyclopedia, and there is certainly nothing wrong with nomming images that you find funnny. I was merely pointing out that I didn't find the image very funny, while at the same time making a "humourus" play on the standard "Friends don't let friends..." style of advice. Thanks for the beer mate. -- The Zombiebaron 14:11, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Ah, misunderstanding on my part. I'd just got up when I looked at VFP this morning and was in the depths of a spectacular hangover as well as being more than a little pissed-off about the fact that I had to go to work for the tenth day running - hence, I suffered temporary sense of humour loss and missed the humourous intention (and, it transpires, the point)in the "Friends don't let friends..." bit. D'oh. Incidentally, after a long time using my plain text sig, I'm getting bored of it - can you point me in the direction of anywhere on Uncyc that contains info on sprucing it up a bit? Many thanks RabbiTechno 17:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I admit, I'm not really that good at written humour, but I try it none-the-less, but I'm glad that I cleared up our misunderstanding. As for the question about your signature, Todd Lyons made a wrote a pretty good explanation, which I have now linked to three times. What Todd, understandably, left out was a primer on the codes used within signatures to make them look pretty, and for that I suggest that you look at the signatures of users with fancy coded signatures, and steal the wiki/html code for your own signature (just a side note that I'm not playing favorites with the signatures that I just linked you to, and acctaully cringe at more then one of them). I hope that helps. -- The Zombiebaron 19:12, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers matey - I especially always liked Savethemooses's sig. RabbiTechno 11:04, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Devil's Advocate Time

For your information, HHH (aka Triple H) is an American "professional" wrestler. While I agree that the article was shit on a stick, it's not in violation of UN:VAIN. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:57, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I CVP'd it. Much better now. -- The Zombiebaron 17:34, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Man, that was quick service with the welcome!

I'm Anotherpongo under a different username. So I'm not a noob... well, not really noobish. Yeah. --Pongo Version 2 08:47, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

The admis are always watching. We also saw that Village Dump Entry that you made. What Starnestommy said about talking to sannse is what you should do. Hope you get your username back, -- The Zombiebaron 08:51, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. —Pongo (talk) (gs) 09:38, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

HallBugs!

HallBugs!!

Gert5 Invites You To Become A Contestant In HallBugs At User:Gert5/hallbugs. VOTE!!

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I can't wait to win! :D -- The Zombiebaron 08:48, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Ask and you shall receive!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 06:53, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Heh, I was just talking man, not asking. But since you gave it to me, thanks a bunch mate! -- The Zombiebaron 08:02, 12 May 2007 (UTC)