User talk:Zombiebaron/archive26

Yay!

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug of the annoyingly clingy sort. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged. At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Though I've now probably convinced you to not vote for anything of mine again, thank you. Because it really is... er... AGH! MY HAIR IS BURNING! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:38 (UTC)

<3

<3 <3 <3--Bennson 03:48, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

BP

Right you are. Thanks for sorting this out. Spıke ¬ 00:10 30-Oct-10

No problem man, it's my job. Thanks for being helpful too. -- The Zombiebaron 00:12, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! Award!

Because I'm totally not the one who should be presenting you with this... I stole it out of the cupboard. Nobody was there, though, so I figured it was fine.

Your Unbooks AotM thingy:

	UnBooks Author of the Month October 2010

...did I do that right? Oh well, congratulations and stuff. Now let's see if I can come up with something nice to write about you, Mr. Author... *whistles jovially and wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 03:52 (UTC)

Thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 05:08, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sincere thanks

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony    14:19, Nov 1

Congratulations man. -- The Zombiebaron 18:22, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Wanted to ask...

There's a few of my own old articles I'd like to get rid of, I want to know if you're still an admin or not first. If that's okay? -- Hanyouman 12:12, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sure man I'd love to help you delete your articles. If you could list them here on my talkpage I can take a look at them and then delete them. -- The Zombiebaron 17:43, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

I appreciate it, mang.

Inspector Gadget, The Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, and Erin Esurance, if that's fine.

There's a few others I'm contemplating too, it's a matter on if I can really figure out what I can do with them or not. I'd have gotten to improving them sooner but personal matters are getting in the way. Again, thanks a lot. If I decide I want to get rid of them I'll let you know. -- Hanyouman 21:46, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Okay I've deleted your articles. If you have any more that you would like deleted just let me know, it's my pleasure. -- The Zombiebaron 03:58, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. By the way... is it possible to already have an article deleted while it's still in VFD? -- Hanyouman 14:01, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

If an article is nominated for VFD you should allow the voting to take its natural course. If, however, you are the primary author of that article, and it gets kept against your wishes, you can come see me again after it is no longer on VFD. -- The Zombiebaron 16:49, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

That's what I thought. Ah well, thanks anyhow. :) -- Hanyouman 21:12, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Welcoming Users

Actually, it's now OK to welcome users without edits, just not users who have been banned, and it's only classed as an offence if the person has been welcoming multiple banned accounts... such as by doing it off the ban list. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:57, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

See here and there for a couple recent examples. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:05, 6 November 2010

But that way my socks will get welcomes... I don't want my socks to get welcomes! They don't deserve it, lowly despicable things... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:13 (UTC)

They won't be welcomed if they've already got talkpages. You could, like, redirect those to your talkpage. Also, if you created your socks while being logged in, it will show up on the user creation log, and people usually don't welcome them in that case. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 6 November 2010

But I only sometimes make them while logged in... and giving them talkpages would imply that I was paying enough attention at the time to remember. Which I'm usually not when making accounts, thus the incredibly stupid names. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:25 (UTC)

Oh ok. Thanks for letting me know Olipro. I guess I shouldn't have banned Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. Sorry about that everybody. -- The Zombiebaron 16:49, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Was this what you were looking for? Gen. Fudgem0bile Buy cats. Light them on fire. 08:42, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hahahaha. I'm glad you snapped a photo of that. -- The Zombiebaron 09:06, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

So welcoming users that have only been banned three months is fine? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 16:26 (UTC)

According to Olipro it's only a problem if you welcome a whole bunch of people that have been banned. So no, I guess it's not a problem. -- The Zombiebaron 18:26, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

That's odd. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 18:29 (UTC)

Well, except if you welcome a bajillion people of which a whole bunch are banned users. Mordillo gets homicidal when that happens. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 7 November 2010

Unprotect

Would you mind trying unprotection on some of these pages?

Madagascar

Bob Marley

Simba

The Rescuers

Talk:The Rescuers

The Little Mermaid

Telugu language

Talk:Telugu language

Teletubbies

Talk:Teletubbies

Charlotte's Web

Talk:Charlotte's Web

Cinderella

Talk:Cinderella

My Neighbor Cthulhu

The Great Teletubby War

Talk:The Great Teletubby War

The Aristocats

Happy Feet

Pong

The Notorious Teletubbies

The Simpsons

Finding Emo

The egghead 18:50, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

No I don't think so. Most of those pages are only protected so that IPs and newly created accounts can't edit them. This is because of recent vandalism to the pages. You should have no trouble editing them at the moment. -- The Zombiebaron 18:58, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

What about some of the others? And since the Spider's Web guy still vandalized... The egghead 19:00, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

What "others"? Happy Feet is protected so that only admins can edit it, if you would like it unprotected please speak with Roman Dog Bird. My Neighbor Cthulhu is protected so that only admins can edit it, if you'd like it unprotected please speak with Roman Dog Bird. Charlotte's Web and Teletubbies were also protected by Roman Dog Bird. So I think you should really be talking to Roman Dog Bird about this, not me. -- The Zombiebaron 19:19, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiez!

my mate, the psycoipath User nooblet: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Nooblet has asked to be unbanned, so he can apologise. I promised him over 9000 pounds that i'd convey this message well. He's not a bad guy, it's just his time of the month... And I'm not going to bother with the "suck up to Admin stuff". Thanks for your time though, appreciated. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Altercations (talk • contribs)

Alright I'll unban him but if he vandalizes my pages again he won't be so lucky. -- The Zombiebaron 19:20, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Poke.

Zombiebaron, darling, could you be a dear and unban Scottystreet? He blanked a page, yes, but he says it was his own page; he just started as an IP when writing it... apparently he gave up, or something. He's on IRC right now, see. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 20:41 (UTC)

Sure. -- The Zombiebaron 20:43, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 20:45 (UTC)

p.s. - he says thanks as well.

Sincere Apologies

Hey Zombie, i wanted to thank you for lifting the ban that had been put upon me. My sincere apologies with the upmost respect, i guess i was annoyed at you for deleting my first post which i admit i found reasonably funny. Still, if you could give me a reason for the deletion i will understand and hopefully convince you to let me put it back up. Thanks again and my apologies -Nooblet

Oh no worries. I deleted your first article, YAGB, for two reasons. The first is that it was listed on QVFD. I followed the link from that page to your article and after reading it I didn't feel it was very good. So I deleted it. But now I've restored it. So you can work on it with your friend. I have also placed a {{WIP}} tag your page. Please take it off once you are finished writing your article. Also you may want to peruse our humour guidelines at HTBFANJS. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 22:52, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

I have been generally disappointed with Uncyclopedia. Me and my friend Nooblet (No I'm not asking for an unban, he's even more fed up than me at this) came here to write some funny articles. The second we finish drafting, Lyrithya VFDs our article. My friend then protested, and was banned accordingly, (and rightly) by you for a month. I ask for him to be unbanned, he is and we continue writing the article, only for him to be ban nominated by hyperbole. He was then banned by chiefjusticeDS. This is honestly appaling, I thought uncyclopedia was a place to write and enjoy funny articles, not a place for users to ban nominate everything new. Honestly those cock sucking morons do nothing but sit in front of a screen, reverting every edit and trying to ban everything they can by sucking up to what are clearly overworked admins. This site is fails not only at parodying wikipedia's articles, but it also has a very serious infestation of what I would call "teachers pets", or snitches, or grasses, or whatever. Honestly, I'm done with this, I can't even write an article, block me or whatever but this is bollocks.

Emphasis; I don't even see how he trolled, he edited our article and doctor and he was originally banned for raging at you. He then apologised.

Although, again, a applaude the efficency of the ban system, perhaps you should focus more on banning iP addresses, and not users who write articles. And I'm sure you dont need me to tell you that more experienced users aren't necessarily right about everything.--Altercate with me, less than threee 19:13, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Wow man that sucks I'm sorry you and your friend feel that way. Sadly after I unbanned Nooblet I stopped paying attention to this issue so I wasn't involved in the later events. I agree that there are some users on this site who have an unhealthy bloodlust. But not everyone is like that. I hope you and your friend someday return to our hallowed halls of humour. -- The Zombiebaron 19:17, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

*sniffle*

Why are you killing my socks? They never hurt anyone... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 19:25, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Because sockpuppets are bad. If we start letting people have sockpuppets as a joke that sets a bad precedent. -- The Zombiebaron 19:36, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well... foo. I mean, that's a good point, but... foo. Still, why just mine? And why such a message as the one you used? *shifty eyes* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 19:41 (UTC)

It's not just yours, I ban every active sockpuppet that I find. And the ban message is because I can't understand why you have at least three sockpuppets. There is no reason you would require that many accounts. -- The Zombiebaron 22:01, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, so you only noticed mine? Likely story...but seriously, these (besides the Sockhog, obviously) were from when Wikia was messing with their skins for the main lot and wrecking this place in a very strange way - only new accounts were affected, but once one did make an account, it had the wikia skin instead of the uncyclopedia one as the defualt. Subsequently, making new accounts was the only way to see if they had fixed it yet. I... accumulated a few before Sannse finally did fix it. *whistles innocently* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 22:19 (UTC)

Sincere Apologies

For your lack of votes for my articles on VFH....I'm really sorry... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I accept your apology, Mhaille. Don't worry. You are forgiven. -- The Zombiebaron 19:21, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal

This guy: User:ERrodhowlettt —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:20, 19 November 2010

Thanks man. -- The Zombiebaron 01:23, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

No featurette

Hello Mr. Admin Zombiebaron. There is no feature on the que for today, a sad thing which shocks the world when it occurs. Since you are the only admin to come around at this time of day in months, if not years, I bring this problem to your doorstep and leave. Good day Sir. Aleister 1:23 19 11

Ok. I'll do it. What time is it supposed to be done daily? -- The Zombiebaron 01:26, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Whenever, really. Usually before the day starts. Although your lack of knowing what you're doing is strangely cheering... *huggle* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 01:37 (UTC)

The feature changes at 00:00, so it usually is put up before that, although very often none is put up for hours. A day or two lead is best to keep the que flowing like a river. Geese will then float upon that river. Thanks. Aleister 1:42 19 11

WHAT? GEESE?! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 01:45 (UTC)

Hell-o

Hello. I, am the cat, Cat the Colourful, and i wish to talk with you, my precious Zombiebaron, who welcomed Me. So... Correct if im wrong, but it seems that you have entred to the race; The Aristocrats Turkey Day Ball!!! Hm... Have you that Hitler-pic AND that unBooks-thing? So, can you enter to two consept? That what im trying to say, is, can you put things on TWO consept? I thought you can enter in ONE consept, so... Correct if im wrong... - Cat the Colourful, that have no userpage yet, but is gonna enter into the Aristocrts-competetion...

To quote the rules, "You may enter only once for each category for which you are eligible (one article per category per person)." So, yes, you "can put things in TWO conscept." Good luck! -- The Zombiebaron 23:07, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, Baron. Now i know everything... And, by the way, i can say that youre that Hitler-photo is hilarious! And i did love that HowTo-thing! Im really waiting what you will write next on that HowTo... Good luck and may the best Uncyclopedist win! - Cat the Colourful, who is still doing his aristocrats-photo-thing with his sacred computer...

Thanks man! I'm not sure which HowTo you're talking about, because I haven't written a HowTo in several years, but thanks! -- The Zombiebaron 20:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oops, my mistake... I did mean that UnBooks, oops. - Cat the Colourful, who did his first mistake on Uncyclopedia.

Oh okay. I'm glad you like it. -- The Zombiebaron 06:01, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

You

Should come on IRC more. We miss you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 20:44 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

WOW! YOU WON!

Pretend it is like this, except you are the massive (and did I mention rather manly) goblin thing, and the crying people are my soldiers who I have failed to lead to victory! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 17:58, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Haha thanks Kalir. It was a great game of chess. We should play again sometime. -- The Zombiebaron 19:02, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Feature

Could you put up a feature? Pleeeease? Today is all lonely and doesn't have one, yet there are two more than adequate articles sitting all poor and neglected on VFH... they've been waiting, waiting for days, perhaps, indeed, for you, Mr. Admin Zombiebaron... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 00:18 (UTC)

Urp... that... it... oh, gods... *is absolutely petrified* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:06 (UTC)

Did I do it wrong? -- The Zombiebaron 01:08, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Um... I have no idea. I just have this strange fear that I'm going to die horribly now. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:10 (UTC)

And thanks, by the way. For doing the features. Making it all pretty, and whatnot. Do you folks ever really get thanked for that? Seems like the rest of us just take it for granted... odd. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 03:31 (UTC)

No problem. Make sure to let me know if there ever isn't a feature again and I'll do it agains. -- The Zombiebaron 04:05, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Probably a better place for this...

Ways in which the world could have been much better

a Chanukah sermon from Rabbi Techno

Having successfully rebelled against the Seleucid Empire, the Maccabees decided to go on an almighty piss-up to celebrate.
When they checked the fridge, they were dismayed to discover that they only had enough beer to last for one single day.
However, a great miracle happened there. G-d made the beer last for eight days,
enough time for the Maccabees to go to the off-licence and buy more.
from Rabbi Techno
Now let's go down the pub to celebrate.

---

Chanukah sameach :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:59, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Lol don't worry I saw it when you added it to the talkpage of my awards page. I notice you've put quite a few templates there that I hadn't noticed before. Cool man thanks, I hope you are doing well at this time of year. Shalom. -- The Zombiebaron 09:11, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Was just saying to 'Dillo that I seem to be sending out fewer Chanukah greetings on here every year, so I like to remember everyone who is at least semi-active. Had any latkes yet or waiting for the 25th? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:15, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Not yet. My grandmother makes the latkes in my family so we'll probably eat some when we're over at her house later this month. -- The Zombiebaron 09:18, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Had 'em last night, as we had some people round for dinner. Tried a new recipe involving garlic, red onion and coriander - seems I do like latkes after all. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:51, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

I had a whole bunch of latkes on Saturday. My grandmother's traditional recipe. I wish I could eat latkes forever. -- The Zombiebaron 18:26, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review

Your right person to ask I hope, How do I put my article in the pee review to be reviewed again I keep keeping message that says it already been done --PUTTY 22:39, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea. I suggest you turn your computer off and then back on again. If that doesn't fix the problem, you might wanna talk to ChiefjusticeDS about it. -- The Zombiebaron 22:52, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Just add (revised) or something after the article title when using the little submitty boxy thing to create the review request. Just make sure it actually winds up linking to the right thing. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 22:54 (UTC)

You should also turn off all the lights in your house. They may be emitting static charges that interfere with Uncyclopedia's sensors. -- The Zombiebaron 22:57, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Microwaves. They play havoc with that stuff, so turn off the microwave machine and maybe take it out to the backyard and leave it there, at least overnight. That should do it. And by the way, no feature is on the que, Mr. Zombiebaron Sir. Please pick one of mine, even though they don't have the votes, but you can do it, c'mon, fight the power. Thanks! Aleister 1:32 3 12