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Article: Google

Score: -0.5 Googols

Nominated by: Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC)
For: 5
  1. It's a fun one. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like gimmick articles, I guess. Gammakid999 Have a Holly Jolly!(meth) 00:49, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. yeah. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 00:52, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I also like gimmick articles.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 18:36, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 18:14, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 15:21, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
Against: 5.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Look, it's a well made replica of google search, but the AI image really bugs me and there is basically nothing to see past the first page and the two links below the search bar. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:21, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
    1. Also something i'd like to note since i didn't notice earlier: this article looks atrocious on mobile. Like, it's really bad. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:36, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against per Alula Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Sun-asplode.gif 13:24, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. the article isn't bad, but to be featurable it needs something more than just a parody of the Google front page. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 16:48, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. The article isn't that bad, but we need to be realistic. How do you feature it? There's no first paragraph of text to put into the featured paragraph part of the main page, and it relies on formatting which is simply impossible in the featured article part of the main page. Buv, 20:12, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Half Against. I see the vision and i love goofy gimmick pages as much as the next person, but it feels a bit undercooked as is and could do with some more subpages. โ„๏ธSystemPhantom, with a ๐Ÿ‰watermelon for you! (talk)โ„๏ธ 05:14, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against. due to the collab in the works. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 21:45, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Yeah I see the points. What if offset1 was rewritten to be an article about Google, and that was featured instead (if it gets nominated) somehow? Offset1 could use more content anyway Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:10, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:No it doesn't. That's just your opinion, which is perfectly fine to have, but that's still just an opinion, not a rule.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 01:22, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: It's true that it's not a rule, but I do see their point - there's not much actual text to be featured... There's a bunch of ways to feature it though. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 01:27, 6 December 2025 (UTC)

@Buv: see this. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 23:06, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

I've got a better idea, a solution to the problems - what if Offset1 was turned into an article about Google? Complete with the cards from offset2, etc. And that gets featured Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 23:09, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
Not keen to support this. Too much of a headache. ShabiDOO 01:24, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Update: To try and mitigate issues with featuring this, I reorganized the pages so there's actually something to feature. Feel free to edit, but there's no pressure.
Hope it helps somewhat Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 03:16, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

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