User:Buv

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usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
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This user has 37 pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level.
This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers.
This user is a native speaker of Lesbian.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
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Sex
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
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This user has lost the game!
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Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable cartilage. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and obliterate at an arcade.
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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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This user is a fan of the Oakland A's. Pray for them.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.