User talk:The Uncyclopedian Master

STOP making an archive every time someone posts something in your talk page. In fact, stop removing any content from your talk page! --Mimo&maxus 21:50, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Okay. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 21:52, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Stuff

So, uh, I like your enthusiasm, and I guess making all templates uniform ain't a bad idea--I'd been thinking about doing something like that for just about two and a half years now. Howevah, I have a couple of real quick pointers for you. 1) Don't make new templates; there are already enough to strangle a horse. 2) Don't get into a revert war. If somebody reverts something you did, do what I do: either ask them nicely on their talk page if they're sure my edit was unwanted, or else just leave the edit alone, and track them down off-line and murder their family. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Dec 28 '13 22:24 (UTC)

It's funny because the first thing he did after you wrote this was revert your edit in Gimp, thus getting into a revert war. Again. --Mimo&maxus 23:45, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

I like new users, I really do. That's why I'm not gonna ban him until I can prove he's one of I_Love_Bizzeebeever's 27 sockpuppets. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Dec 28 '13 23:48 (UTC)

What's wrong with I_Love_Bizzeebeever anyway? You finally find someone who claims to love you and is, probably, not your mother and you ban him right away? Not cool man, not cool. --Mimo&maxus 23:54, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

I am not I_Love_Bizzeebeever. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 00:00, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

Ok I'll take your word for it.

Seriously, you do know this isn't Wikipedia, right? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 29 '13 0:05 (UTC)

I know this isn't Wikipedia. I'm just a GIMP user who opposes the claims in the old version. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 00:07, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

Well, I'm a GIMP user, too. And you're sucking the funny out of the article. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 29 '13 0:08 (UTC)

I do not suck funny out of articles. I am the master of Uncyclopedia, even better than Benson. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 00:10, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

WAIIIIT A MINUTE!!! Are you the master of Uncyclopedia or the Uncyclopedian Master? Big difference. --Mimo&maxus 00:47, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

There is no difference. They are the same. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 00:48, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

You helped me understand a lot of things today. Thank you. --Mimo&maxus 00:56, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

Have you stopped reverting me? The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 02:43, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

He's not gonna stop reverting you because you're banned. Now sit in your corner for two days and think about what you've done. When you get back, remember, no edit-warring. Also, take constructive criticism. (Even if it amounts to "Stop doing that.") ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 29 '13 3:07 (UTC)

Don't worry, because my first three articles were huffed, I only write in userspace. The Uncyclopedian Master (talk) 03:13, 31 December 2013 (UTC)