User talk:Lyrithya/archive06

Hello Lyrithya!

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Any particular reason why you're not always capitalising the beginnings of your sentences? And 'You see because here at uncyclopedia tend to frown apon that.' is just bad grammar. 'You see because needs' a comma, and who exactly is frowning? And the whole slitting folks' throats is just silly; no actual feasible way to do that.

Also, the sentences you added are still pretty choppy, and you randomly switch between singular and plural speakers - are you 'I' or 'we'?. Try to vary your structure a little more, will you? And smileys? What are you, trying to be friendly after the death threat? 1234 ~ 02:58, 29 December 2010

Jimbo Banners

Say Ms. L, would you have time to refresh the banners (ie - make new grahpics for 2011?) I want to advertise the upcoming PLS more aggressively, the 2010 WOTY, UOTY POTY etc and the Top Ten Vote. If you have the time could you create banners based on Jimbo and the various prize logos or something related to it? ~ 08:05, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Er... maybe. Somehow I've actually managed to get even more busy than I was before, so major projects are kind of not an option, but templates might be doable. What exactly did you have in mind? As in, just how 'refreshed' did you want them? And how soon? 1234 ~ 21:16, 29 December 2010

Even adding the various logos (or something to identify the voting pages with) can be good - for sometimes next week. But if you're not busy, don't bother too much, we can just rearrange the current ones. Thanks! ~ 16:17, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

...they have logos? Since when? Oh, but that should be doable, then. It should be... I may or may not get around to it soonish. I wonder... will Zombiebaron keep helping me put crazy things in the sitenotice, or should I actually be reasonable about this one? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16:32, 30 December 2010

Whatever's keeping you busy isn't as important as Uncyclopedia. Stop doing what you're doing and do the new graphics immediately. ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:37, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Right now, I'm at work. You want me to get fired?

Although I was actually writing a review between random bouts of other sidetrackery, since this job lends itself so well to multitasking. And I really should get that done first, as while Chief said he's currently probably not going to ban any of us consistent reviewers for not getting them done when we say we will, it still doesn't make it any nicer for the person who actually wanted the review to have to wait even longer than we say it'll take... though I usually don't get them done when I say I will, anyway. In fact, I almost never do... my excuses suck, too. "I, er, got sidetracked and went on a page-blanking spree," for instance...

Feh, don't get your curls in an uproar, fellas. Things'll get done when they get done. Although if I start blanking pages again, that might be a bad sign. 1234 ~ 16:55, 30 December 2010

Getting fired is an effective way to find more Uncyclopedia time, I've found. Obviously you starve and have to dress like a homeless smackhead, but hey. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:58, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe, but the internet connection here is a lot better, and the fact that I usually even get paid in real money is a boon, too. Besides, I already dress like that. 1234 ~ 17:01, 30 December 2010

Those banners are coming up very nicely! Let me know when you're happy with them and I'll put them through. ~ 20:47, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Or I could get impatient and get Zombiebaron to do it, freak out when he forgets to protect them, suddenly realise I didn't even finish the one that was the main reason for my getting Zombiebaron to do it instead of you, and really, really hope Modus likes pink... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:31, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

Are you ready to start a new mafia-talking chat? --M&M (christmas mood) 10:25, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Are you ready to face the wrath of PUSTULIO? 1234 ~ 21:16, 29 December 2010

Pustis means fag in greek language. So what's PUSTULIO? I'm sure it contains fags. --M&M (christmas mood) 21:25, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Pus is the drippy stuff from... er, an infected wound, or some such. Pustulio is a demon of pus. It's disgusting. ('Fag' in what sense, though?) 1234 ~ 21:45, 29 December 2010

So... are you dead? --M&M (christmas mood) 07:59, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

...apparently. Odd. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 08:10, 30 December, 2010 (UTC)

Ohh... your sig... very big.. --M&M (christmas mood) 08:19, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. 1234 ~ 14:46, 30 December 2010

err... nuts maybe? --M&M (christmas mood) 22:17, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hm? 1234 ~ 22:22, 30 December 2010

Just saying... --M&M (christmas mood) 22:46, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

You lost me. 1234 ~ 22:48, 30 December 2010

Am I talking to someone who should be dead right now? --M&M (christmas mood) 22:58, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Am I? Sometimes I forget... *flexes a bit* Yup, I seem pretty dead. Why? 1234 ~ 23:18, 30 December 2010

Red Screen of Death

Hey Lyrithya,

I am unsure of who to contact or what exactly should be done on the matter, but there are two articles that are named "Red screen of death": Red Screen of Death is the older one, and Red screen of death was created yesterday. I tried contacting the author of the latter, Pent9, however they haven't done anything yet.

I know it was only yesterday that I mentioned it to them, but I am not sure if that article should go to VFD or if I would be right in replacing Red screen of death with a redirect to Red Screen of Death, since the one that is fully capitalized seems to have a bit more work put into it, and is the original. Thanks! → I am greatSoup? 23:02 29-Dec-10 ←

So you contact me, eh? Strange choice...

Well, having two articles on the same thing isn't really a problem so long as they're sufficiently different and not too awful; we do have a Islam and a Muslim, for instance, although that's not a very good example. Best I could think of, but anyway... these two, on the other hand... as it is, they're kind of... not good. Either of them. That does make things more interesting.

But bad articles under a week old go to QVFD, not VFD; that's for older ones, and articles with {{ICU}}s, {{Construction}}s, etc are generally exempt from QVFD since those templates expire anyway and are generally checked by admins to see if they (still) deserve deleting (or other removal from mainspace) at the end...

So might as well leave this one be. Folks rewrite existing articles fairly often, though this isn't the best way about it, perhaps this fellow can get his better with some work; I left him a note on his talkpage that may or may not effectively explain what he'll need to do if he does, but if he doesn't fix it up, it'll probably fall victim to the {{construction}} he stuck on it, anyhow. So it should work out either way.

I'm still not sure why you came to me, though. 1234 ~ 23:37, 29 December 2010

Should I not come to you about stuff? I didn't really know whether something like this would be a problem, and if so, how I could go about helping to rectify it, and I know you've been here longer than me and might have experience with similar things.

Anyways, thanks for the help! → I am greatSoup? 00:04 30-Dec-10 ←

Well, I mean... if you want to, sure. Sometimes I just start rambling about Nightmares instead of being helpful or even sane, as you might have noticed, so I'm a little surprised, is all. Although you seem to have some rather valid reasons, so I'll shut up.

Cheers. 1234 ~ 00:09, 30 December 2010

Purple Screen of Death?

Hey Lyrithya,

I am unsure of who to contact or what exactly should be done on the matter, but nobody explained to me where babies come from and how they relate to the birds and the bees.

I know it was only yesterday that I mentioned hamsters, but I am not sure something something something. Can you explain where babies come from to me? Thanks! → I am greatSoup? 00:18 30-Dec-10 ←

Puppy knows about this. Aleister 00:42 30 12 MMX

That... yup... that pretty much sums it up. O_o Impressive coding on that one, too. 1234 ~ 01:18, 30 December 2010

Did you see Puppy's newest coding page, White? A feast for the eye. Aleister 1:39 30 12

I can't. It doesn't work with my configuration. Logging out would be too much effort. 1234 ~ 01:48, 30 December 2010

Logging out opens it? I read it from the edit button. Aleister 1:58 30 12

If I do that logged in, it's all covered up. 1234 ~ 01:59, 30 December 2010

Haha, wow. I sure am glad someone had the forethought to make that. That is some awesome coding. → I am greatSoup? 02:05 30-Dec-10 ←

Some people here are awesome. Most of them suck, but some are awesome. 1234 ~ 02:10, 30 December 2010

Yes, it is evil. You can try [1] but I prefer to just select all (Ctrl+A on PC & Mac), although Safari for mobile won't show you the text, so you might have to cut and paste to another document. One other cheat is preferences allows you to edit a page on double-click. And I suck awesomely! Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 07:51, Dec 30 2010 UTC

No, the problem is that I have it set to preview on edit, so it's covered up anyway, and I kind of lost interest when that failed. It really didn't seem worth doing anything complicatedy to go around, either, sorry. Just white, some things you couldn't cover, and a few lines of text... why make it white at all? Gag a little old, dontcha think? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 08:01, 30 December, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, crikey... why did I do that to my sig? o__O Not signing not signing not signing...

And I thought my sigs were over the top. Very... umm... impressive. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 08:18, Dec 30 2010 UTC

L, you forgot to add this one: UN:N. --Black Flamingo 08:20, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorru. o__o Also, I could hardly link every acronym on the site; that hardly even worked on ?pedia. 1234 ~ 14:47, 30 December 2010

Word-wrapping on VFD

The difference in how we view that VFD box seems to be the fault of a special local CSS rule here. However, I put that rule in on purpose; computer code that wraps looks uglier than quotations that don't. You shouldn't use <code> for quotes; it's for, well, code. Spıke ¬ 17:12 30-Dec-10

Borg speak in code, though. I seen it. 1234 ~ 17:32, 30 December 2010

Well, somehow, it wraps for them. Spıke ¬ 17:48 30-Dec-10

They're magical fairies, though. Maybe that's why. 1234 ~ 17:51, 30 December 2010

USA

Hello, ghost of Christmas past! I've come to request favor, if your kindness kicks in at some point and you agree after seeing the page. 90s Joe21 and I have collabed on The USA versus the primitive Taliban, and one pic needs a tweek. Please look at the page first, and then I will say which one, because I don't want to give away the story before you read it. Twanks and good ghostin'. Aleister 2:34 New Year's Eve MMX

*emits aura of confusion* 1234 ~ 04:30, 31 December 2010

Newest (and last) revision of UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! A childrens picture book

As the first reviewer of my article, I thought I should give this to you. --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:36, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

It seems more bookish. Odd. How many secret pages did you mix in, anyhow? I can't be arsed to look. 1234 ~ 04:31, 31 December 2010

Only the one. --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:19, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Recommendations and celebrations

Hi Lyrithya. I owe you for ball rolling the noms that got me the WOTM and UOTM in November and December. I hadn't expected either but they were very welcome all the same. It has been great to have been able to get to know you here too, you are undoubtedly a great artistic talent but also a very thoughtful contributor. I wish you a Happy New Year, keep those bright eyes shifting! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:11, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you deserved them, love. Although what are you talking about? Thoughtful? Eeeh?

Well, happy new year, mon. I'm sure it'll be as horrible as the rest, but who knows... who knows. 1234 ~ 00:41, 1 January 2011

Happy Newest Year

Hello, I dropped in for something or two but can't because the locks are on the doors. But I saw your note, thanks or nothanks, depending on which one is warrented, for the ?pedia nom. I must drift over tomorrow and thank whoever it is that voted for the page, some idiots from here who've left or lurk I suppose. Thanks you. And the best of the New thing to you! Aleister 3:23 NewYearsDay II01I

Heehee. Cheers, and a happy new year to ye. 1234 ~ 03:26, 1 January 2011

MotM

	Magician of the month December 2010

Good job, magician. --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:27, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

You too, man. Although how in the 17 hells am I going to fit an acronym for this into that supid signature? 1234 ~ 05:37, 1 January 2011

Ya, but I can't give it to myself. Hint hint. -- 05:39, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I though you'd just taken it for yourself; that's what folks usually do... but sure, sure. I'll make an archive, too. 1234 ~ 05:40, 1 January 2011

Happy New Years!

→ I am greatSoup? 07:35 1-Jan-11 ←

AAAAGH! *runs away, flailing* 1234 ~ 07:58, 1 January 2011

I love you!

And here's to prove it!

Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude.... But tonight I'm HUGGING YOU! Scofield has deemed you worthy of a hug because he knows you're a girl. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged. At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

If you are even slightly grateful for my gesture, consider adding this to my userpage! --Scofield 12:45, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

While we're dispensing honoraria, Lyrithya, how about a gentle swat on the butt with a plastic wiffle-ball bat? for your kind words and vote for WotM.

Scofield, I'm confused: You want to be banned? or just declared to have been banned? Is your own userpage blocked against you? If so, you might already be banned! Spıke ¬ 14:20 1-Jan-11

*slaps SPIKE*

Scofield, just get yourself banned indefinitely, and I shall if whoever banned you forgets... otherwise, naw. Why do you want that, anyhow? 1234 ~ 15:51, 1 January 2011

The "Indefinitely Banned" Template is just too funny, that's why. --Scofield 16:11, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Why not spork it and have your own version say something more personalised to yourself? 1234 ~ 16:13, 1 January 2011

Well, now that you mentioned it, why don't you check out my userpage? --Scofield 16:50, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, I meant you could copy the source into a user subpage and modify it directly... that'd be more interesting. Now it's pretty meh. 1234 ~ 17:30, 1 January 2011

I hate that word! --Scofield 20:00, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, I'm having a few formatting issues. Please tell me how to fix this User:Scofield/Indefinitely Blocked User (Revised version). --Scofield 20:18, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

You added a row - needed to update the column count. Also, when doing this, you might as well remove the categories and interwikis and whatnot, since it's just for your own use as it is, no? I fixed it and removed the extraneous stuff, though. Cheers. 1234 ~ 04:49, 2 January 2011

Dance sign up page

I got it made here. --Dancing dude 15:01, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Good; those that wanted dances will appreciate that, then. Out of curiosity, however, why are you informing those of us who were so against it? 1234 ~ 15:53, 1 January 2011

I informed anyone who had anything to do with getting the page up and running. And seeing as you voted on the fourm, I thought you needed to know. --Dancing dude 20:37, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, fair enough. Thanks, then. 1234 ~ 04:43, 2 January 2011

Couple of things...

Hey there, just letting you know I left you a sort of hypothetical-if-I-had-two-votes for over at UotY. However it doesn't seem to have saved and I couldn't be bothered typing it again (not that this was any quicker). Also, how come my review of Dinosaur was only "ok", and not the usual "mega-awesome" that people normally put? Did you enjoy the calendar transaction? --Black Flamingo 16:43, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Bah; that guy deserves it. He's a nutter. I also suspect he might be a little drunk today, or something, but that's hardly the point... as for the review, I just copied what you wrote at the end. 'Hope the review is okay.' You know? I'm boring like that.

The calendar transaction sucks. Care to argue? 1234 ~ 16:46, 1 January 2011

Ah I see, quite funny actually. New year was ok, although I think I've caught thrush. You're right, things only get worse. --Black Flamingo 16:55, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah... that sucks. 1234 ~ 18:11, 1 January 2011

Diarrhea

So, how it feels being dead? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:14, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Rather ghostly. *rattles chains* 1234 ~ 17:31, 1 January 2011

*can't give money to mafia* --M&M (christmas mood) 17:42, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

*Force-chokes Mimo&maxus* 1234 ~ 18:10, 1 January 2011

*can't understand what Lyrithya said and decides to use google translator* --M&M (christmas mood) 19:15, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Star Wars... Vader would choke people with the Force... sort of thing a ghost would still be able to do... eh, nevermind. 1234 ~ 19:18, 1 January 2011

Sorry I wasn't listening. I was eating some popcorn. So, what were you saying? --M&M (christmas mood) 19:43, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! *runs around flailing* 1234 ~ 04:42, 2 January 2011

Lyrithya, I am your father! --M&M (christmas mood) 10:57, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Funny; I'm your mother. 1234 ~ 15:30, 2 January 2011

How can that happen if I am your father? --M&M (christmas mood) 15:50, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

...you don't want to know. o__o 1234 ~ 15:52, 2 January 2011

Does it include an orgy? If yes, then I want to know. --M&M (christmas mood) 15:56, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. 1234 ~ 16:03, 2 January 2011

I still want to know. --M&M (christmas mood) 09:07, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Too bad. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:51, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah but you haven't told me how did that happen, yet. --M&M (christmas mood) 14:59, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not going to. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:02, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe because YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER? I lost my mother when I was five but I remember she wasn't as ugly as you are. --M&M (christmas mood) 15:30, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

*slaps Mimo&maxus* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:33, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

*cries over Jonathan's dead body* --M&M (christmas mood) 16:49, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

FIYC

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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For being a perfectionist in your design work for Uncyclopedia's site notice (also, you don't have to put it in your hat). --EMC ^[TALK] 04:40 Jan 2 2011

*twitch* But it's still not... perfect... Thanks. >.< 1234 ~ 04:42, 2 January 2011

Roberto Durán ofrecer su agradecimiento

Roberto celebrates his feature article in Uncyclopedia – thanks to you.

--Funnybony    08:57, Jan 2

Ofrecer? Shouldn't it be 'ofrece' or something? It's like saying he offer his thanks... *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 15:37, 2 January 2011

Not everyone's as good at Spanish as you are, Lyrithya. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 2 January 2011

...I'm not good at spanish, either. I don't even speak it. I just play videogames in it. 1234 ~ 15:42, 2 January 2011

It should be; but it seems that he changed to "da sus gracias" in subsequent messages, so he got help. Spıke ¬ 12:02 3-Jan-11

Section

Well, you won the reviewer of the month award anyway ;). Congratulations. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 16:30, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, that was awhile ago, but thanks. Bit depressing that nobody new has been worthy since, though. 1234 ~ 16:42, 2 January 2011

Mercy move from UnNews (Strangeman70)

That was eerily complete and well done. Spıke ¬ 12:00 3-Jan-11

I'm a stalker. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:57, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

I have returned from my Hiatis...

... and saw the work you did on the Riker page. It is absolutely perfect!!! Thanks a million times over. I got you this souvenior Tee shirt during my travels as a way to say thanks. Enjoy! --—John Lydon 15:09, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Er... thanks. I assume you also saw the incredibly stupid workaround? And the controversy... you saw that, too, right? Mleeaaagh. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:02, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

I did see all the madness. I still decided to mainspace it though. I thought the humor was there and the work that was put in by different folks should still be appreciated. I put an explanation on the articles talk page but I'm expecting to see it huffed fairly soon. As Garfield always said, "I'll just go take a nap now". --—John Lydon 16:39, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Meh, your logic makes sense. As for the plan to take a nap after... oh, there may well be hope for you. Yes, yes... much hope indeed... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Collab

I've wanted to collab with you for a while now, and I think I've come up with the perfect idea. See this article. Basically it's going to be a load of funny lonely hearts columns, but I need some fancy formatting (and also more ideas for ads, if you can think of any, in fact we could get any number of writers involved). What do you think? --Black Flamingo 22:19, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

That... could work. Except I've no idea what that is... o_O; 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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You don't know what a lonely hearts column is? They might call it something different in your country/dimension. Basically I want to make it look like the personal ads in the newspaper. --Black Flamingo 08:15, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I really... wouldn't know. Never entirely did understand what 'personals' are, either. I don't read a newspaper. Never really have. o__o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Yeah, but could you help anyway? --Black Flamingo 15:32, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I could certainly try. Just tell me what you want and be prepared to wait awhile. *is slightly overextended already* And you may need to remind me a few times. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Thanks L. And I realise you're stretched right now. What I'll probably do is write a few more "ads" (maybe with the help of other writers) and then get back to you. If you do get the chance to glimpse at a newspaper in the meantime, maybe check out the personals to get an idea of what I'm talking about. Many thanks. --Black Flamingo 17:44, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, they look like this. But it would be better if you spruced it up a little; some colour, maybe some red and some heart shapes. Also it'd have to be big enough to read. I've written a few ads already but we probably need quite a few.

--Black Flamingo 18:07, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I can't see it. Server says it doesn't exist. Bloody Wikia... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Oh, now I can. Seems doable. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Lyrithya!

I see why you were soo angry before. I'm very sorry. I swear when I posted that thing on Poiz's talk page I ment to say "if you like it". I have informed him of this fact, and told him if he really didn't love it he could cross out his vote. Again, soory. -- 00:06, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You must take care with these things... they are very delicate. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Hee hee

Thanks for allllll the fish. You nommed me for Magic Man of the Month, which is probably the best unknown honorariumidion on the site. I bow to you. And for all of the nice words one after the other you put down on Uncy of the Year about me and the other people, you are so classy that when someone opens up the cellar door and sees all of us from Uncy milling about in the dark they spot you and ask "What are you doing there? Get up here and put on some clean clothes". Iz honored to be honored by you. Thanks. Aleister 00:44 4 1 '11

Aleister, I am not classy. I'm just a cranky old arse with a spoon. Realise that now, or I'll make you realise it! *gets out spoon and swings it menacingly* And hey, you are rather magical. And as for the nice words, well... such nice people, I might was well honour them somehow. You. All of you. I just felt like it. Can't figure out what to say about JT without involving ferrets, though. Should I just involve ferrets? Just how many ferrets does he have, anyway? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Maniac mcpee is making a comeback after making the wrong decision to retire

Hey i'm not finished yet. I could produce so much. And how is what sad? --MANIAC MCPEE 02:23, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Good. And now it isn't; things have worked out. Good day. *passes over a box of mildly green chocoloates and then swoops past* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Just curuous...how do you customize your signature?--MANIAC MCPEE 03:45, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You type your name, then some numbers, and then you throw them into a blender. Turn the blender on, wait around (you can watch the stuff go around in the blender, and maybe add some colors in there), and then turn it off. Ta da! Just link that to some real tiny box in your preference section, and you've got a signature. Here is my fancy signature, I don't use it much. ~   4:23 4 1 '11

Aleister, you... eh, mcpee, you'll probably want to read UN:SIG... but what you need to do is create a template in your userspace, say, User:Maniac mcpee/sig, that contains the relevant parts and follows the rule-y things... (nothing too crazy, basically) ...or Mordillo might explode. Or possibly I will. Actually, him exploding might be better, since he's an admin and can actually resort to practical matters, whereas I am not and thus tend to resort to impractical matters. I painted a guy's cat green, once. No joke. I did. He was very distraught afterwards, but vengeance was mine, and it... er... I digress, sorry.

Anyway, once you have your signature template, just put {{User:Maniac mcpee/sig}} in the signature thing in your preferences, make sure the 'custom signature' box is checked, and wa la... that should do it. I think. That help? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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But...how do you make a template? --MANIAC MCPEE 04:50, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You get a piece of your tin. You do have tin, don't you? Then grab a hammer and start in on it. Never mind the complaints about the noise. Soon you will have a template. Use sparingly. Aleister 4:54 4 1 '11

A template is just a page that you include inside another page, or 'transclude' as the savvy folks like to say. I could transclude your userpage here if I wanted (using {{User:Maniac mcpee}}), but that'd be a bad idea. Eh, go look at Aleister's sig: {{user:Aleister in Chains/sig}}. Transcluding includes everything not in a <noinclude> tag. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Like this?

Aye, but put something one that page - it'll show up here and wherever else you use it. And use a timestamp, mon. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Oh, aye - but make the image into a link (add a '|link=User:Maniac mcpee' to the File:...) 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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And crop the white space - it's too tall. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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There! Did it! :) -- 22:00, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Maniac, I cropped it to just the size of the font, and it is 16 pixels, which makes it more in-line with the regular text on the wiki. You can use the cropped image if you want, I uploaded it here [[File:Msig.png]]. 18 pixels still kinda bumps the line up. Although, I might just be nit-picking, who knows? Just thought I'd try to help. Also, someone is bound to bitch at you at some point if you don't include a link to your talk page in your sig, too. → I am greatSoup? 22:04 4-Jan-11 ←

How do you do that. (Wow, i'm learning a lot here today) -- 22:06, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry kids. Mimo&maxus saved the day again. I corrected his sig. --M&M (christmas mood) 22:07, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Gee thanks. -- 22:23, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Well, like Lyrithya has it as [[User_talk:Lyrithya|(talk)]]. I have mine set up like a button, which is more code... Feel free to look at User:Bevanz/sig if you want to see how I made the buttons in my sig. When I see your sig, I get the feeling you could also seperate it into two images and have "maniac" link to your user page, and "mcpee" link to your talk page, or something of that nature. Sigs are just supposed to be a quick way to express yourself, while also linking to your page and talk page, so be creative. → I am greatSoup? 22:13 4-Jan-11 ←

Oh, hi, guys... didn't see you all loitering here. You seem to have sorted it out, though. Good job. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Think I just did it. -- 23:18, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that gets the job done, but keep in mind that a regular line of text is 16 pixels, and your images are 18 and 24 pixels tall... Not a huge deal, just disrupts the layout of the lines (see how your response has a large white space above and below it?) → I am greatSoup? 22:25 4-Jan-11 ←

Didn't I just said I saved the day? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:28, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but what did you do? → I am greatSoup? 22:30 4-Jan-11 ←

He's right, you know. Miro&Maxus did nothing. -- 23:18, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You're right. Miro&maxus did nothing. Mimo&maxus did something. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:45, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Good point, Maxie. Miro&maxus helped a lot by doing nothing by doing something. Thanks for doing nothing, which was something. -- 22:48, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:53, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

→ I am greatSoup? 22:55 4-Jan-11 ←

Okay...-- 22:56, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey that's me! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:59, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Here, you should use these in your sig, Mimo→ I am greatSoup? 23:04 4-Jan-11 ←

Haha. -- 23:18, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Does it look good? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 23:19, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Sire, your signature makes you look ravishing. → I am greatSoup? 23:21 4-Jan-11 ←

Say, who wants to judge the changes made to my talkpage? -- 23:37, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

A photo favor

Both 90s Kid21 and I want to ask you if you could help us with a photo on our The USA versus the primitive Taliban page. There is a pic of a plane going towards the Twin Towers on 9/11. In our story Arnold has shot the plane down, and that's why it's crashing. Could you add in some flames coming out the back or the side of that plane, so it looks like its been shot and has partially exploded? Thanks, and we thank you with a walrus. Aleister 4:26 4 1 '11

That page means absolutely squat to me, but I can give the image a smack. But not right now. I'm trying to kill the mainpage right now. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Question!

I saw from the admin list, that you are not admin. Then i saw found this userpage of my friend (he is completely useless), and saw your Welcome-text. Can other people than admins do them? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 09:10, January 4, 201

Of course I'm not an admin. Folks here would have to be completely daft to make me an admin, because if I was, bad things would happen. Baaaaad things.

But in all seriousness, anyone can welcome folks, so long as they do it right and have the experience to back up what the template says and actually help the noobs... you might have noticed me complaining about Magic man's welcome template at the top of this page, but really, the welcomers are the first thing of the community proper that new users tend to see. It's vaguely important that it be done right. Vaguely. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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I also have a question regarding Cat the Colourful's topic. For pages like AAAAAAAAA! and others, the Uncyclopedia logo on the top left corner is either removed or edited. How do you do that? -- 22:28, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Here's the code for that: {{nologo}} <span style="position:absolute;top:-39px;left:-157px;z-index:1;">[[Image:Masaru-square.jpg|155px]]</span> pillow talk 22:11, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Tried, but it dosen't work. :S -- 23:26, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

It has to work. That's a copy-and-paste of the code that puts the picture on my own homepage. You didn't include the <nowiki> tag, did you?? pillow talk 22:37, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I fixed it for ya, he used {{no logo}} instead of {{nologo}}→ I am greatSoup? 22:39 4-Jan-11 ←

Thanks. -- 23:26, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Ah!

How divine hast thy signature become! Whenever I point my cursor over thy name, two more appear! Lyrithya, Athyria, Issara! How divine they all sound. For thy information, even I have an account on Wikipedia. It's ilov90210. Thou should check 't out sometime. --Scofield 15:23, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it's very long. I was going to leave it at full length, but I had to make it expanding so I wouldn't have to strangle myself... whoops.

And a suspected sockpuppet, eh? Odd. Although if I actually started editing, they'd probably think I was a sockpuppet, too... plenty of folks here do already. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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I was talking to Aleister...

And I've decided to try to win your back to at very least an abstain. But even better then that a for. So what can I do to win it back to an abstain? And even better, what can I do to win it back to a for? -- 16:07, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Pray? --M&M (christmas mood) 16:11, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I don't see how you can get a for; as I said, I just don't understand that sort of thing at all. Perhaps it is just what UU described as 'obvious', perhaps something else, but... eh. The disorder and jumpiness of the thing are problematic in of themselves, and the layout is really kind of ugly. Some images too big, some too small, some pages long, some short... not much consistency even in the format. Address those and I might be swayed. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:40, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

You! Make me a new sig now! Here! Now move on! --M&M (christmas mood) 16:13, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Er... no? Have you no manners? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:41, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Please? *sad puppy face* --M&M (christmas mood) 16:51, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

At least now you're asking, but really, why do you want me to make you a signature? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:58, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Because Lyrithya I TRUST YOU --M&M (christmas mood) 17:08, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Do you? You didn't trust me enough to ask nicely in the first place... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 17:10, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Well, people change, you know... --M&M (christmas mood) 17:27, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I went ahead and did it for you, just to save Lyrithya a little time, because her time is precious. pillow talk 18:15, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

OMG! It's wonderful! Thank you. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 18:47, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You're most eternally welcome, kind sir(s)! pillow talk 18:48, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I know Hyperbole's sig was A-W-E-S-O-M-E but I want another one from Lyrithya here. If she wants too, of course. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 18:56, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe later. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:50, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

So, you don't love me anymore? YOU DON'T MAKE ME SIGS ANY MORE?!!! WHY!?!! --M&M (christmas mood) 22:09, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Next time I go out to pick up women at bars, remind me not to invite you to be my wingman. pillow talk 22:12, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Please no! I use your sig. You're awesome boss. Please TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! See! I love your sig. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC)--Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:16, January 4, 2011 (UTC) IT'S GREAT are you gonna take me now?

I guess I could tell the ladies I'm taking care of my Down Syndrome brother and aim for sympathy points... pillow talk 22:19, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not even sure I want to know what's going on here. o_O 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 22:20, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Can I buy you a drink? I don't get out much these days, what with having to take care of my Down Syndrome brother up there. pillow talk 22:21, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Could you really do that for me? I LOVE YOU HYPERBOLE I'm going to tell mama I found a new brother. She'll be very happy. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:24, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

pillow talk 22:29, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

HEY! HEY! HOORAY! THAT'S ME AND MY AWESOME BROTHER!! WOOHOO!!! LET'S GO PLAY BROTHER! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 22:36, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Defacebook Update

• I think I've got all the logos up and in their proper spots. Let me know if you need more. Also, there are a bunch of profile pictures in the gallery. We need some more for users and IPs though. And you need to make one of yourself (unless you'd rather I do that). Everything looks great so far. I'm off for the night now, but I'll pop into IRC when I get back. -- The Zombiebaron 23:27, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

  Woah! Someone on my talkpage actually here to talk to me... this... this is so strange. o__o

  Er, I mean... it looks great, very convincing. Damn, this is getting better and better. What are all the profile pictures for, anyhow? Will there be conversations going on, or something? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:37, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

• The profile pictures will be for the fake recent changes. If you could work out a form/template for the entries on our fake recent changes, I can fill them with content later. -- The Zombiebaron 23:50, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

  Could you get me a picture of what it should look like? Because I really have no idea... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:52, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Can I play too? Here's my identifying pic from my user page. Don't know what you're doing but it sounds lapping. Aleister 1:18 5 1 '11

The plane pic

Thanks for the great tweek on the plane pic. Perfect. And much appreciated. And I'm glad you like the page as much as we do, saying it doesn't mean squat to you captures the feeling we wanted people to have, so yes, thanks again. That defacebook article sound interesting, or deinteresting. I'll post a pic there and see if I can play too. More soon. Aleister 1:14 5 1 '11

Not sure like is entirely the right term... too confusing. Oh well. At least other people get it, or something, cheers. I wish I knew where the defacebook thing was going, but... eh. I guess I'll just have to see what the zombles does. Waiting is nice. I guess. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:45, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't realize everyone's has a different time here

Here in Canada it's 8:33 P.M. -- 01:34, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Apparently everyone's has a different grammar here too. --Black Flamingo 10:51, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Me so Eastern Standard. Spıke ¬ 10:58 5-Jan-11

My computer thinks it's wednesday. I hate wednesdays. They're as bad as tuesdays, and they come after tuesdays. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:46, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, does Canada have its own time zone now?

I like Wednesday because now we're half way through the week. Just think about it, another two and a half days, and it'll be the weekend! And then we can start all over again! Don't you love it?! → I am greatSoup? 17:23 5-Jan-11 ←

I hate weekends. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 17:25, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Me so Friday. Spıke ¬ 17:30 5-Jan-11

It's Wednesday here too. Fucking Wednesdays... -- 18:07, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

They really do suck. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 18:10, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart. Oh, Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday I'm in love. pillow talk 18:13, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Fridays are absolute rubbish. Utterly horrid. I could tell you about them, but then I'd probably try to kill you. Spite, and all. To awful. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 18:17, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Are there any days you do like, Lyri? You seem to have woken up on one particular side of the bed this morning. pillow talk 18:20, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

I just hate the universe. I'm not bitter, I swear. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 18:55, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, my computer thinks it's Wednesday too! Is this, like, a computer virus being spread by Uncyclopedia? Spıke ¬ 18:57 5-Jan-11

I can't say I like the sound of that... probably spread not by the software, but the content. Perhaps it really is hazardous... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 19:00, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

What time is it in Scotland now? -- 23:20, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Time to panic. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:24, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed. → I am greatSoup? 23:26 5-Jan-11 ←

I just created a new page. See if you like it. YouTube Poop. -- 03:14, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

I gave it an ICU tag. Seriously, huh? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:15, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, it needs a bit of work. I'm fixing it. While i'm at it, does anybody want to help me fix it up here? Or am I doing it alone? -- 21:17, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sig

I told you to make me a sig and you said you were gonna make it later but you didn't and I'm gonna cry. Of course Hyperbole's sig is going to be better than yours. HYPERBOLE! HOORAY! So, could you please make me a new sig? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 10:43, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Make this sig. Please. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:46, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Patience, mon. 'Sides, what's with this deathly insistence and effective bossiness over a favour, hmm? I do have other things that need doing, after all. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:49, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I... I thought you were my friend... *lies to get the sig he wants* Pleeease? Friend? Friend? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:54, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

O_o... Go away! 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:56, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

me not friend? You is not me friend? E.T. phone home. Me cry? You no E.T. friend? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 15:02, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

*wonders what would happen if she put Mimo&maxus on ban patrol for 'being excessively annoying'* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:09, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

*continues being annoying because he wants a ban* I thought we were friends. I will never save you from being killed by mafia, again. Unless you make me my new sig. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 15:12, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo&maxus, I'll be entirely serious for a strange moment - enough is enough. Please, stop. Being annoying can be amusing up to a point, but after that, all it is is annoying, and it does you few favours. Repeatedly begging and demanding that someone do something for you will only lessen the chance that they do it, or at least that they do it graciously. Might incite someone to do it just to get you to stop, but there is no grace to such favours, and spiteful person that I am, I am even less inclined to create a sig for you now than I was at the start. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:30, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

You know what? I'll be serious too. I quit. I hate serious people. I hate everyone. I won't come back at Uncy never again. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 15:41, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry. If you truly do feel that way, then I wish you well in your hateful journey about the webs, as apparently we share some common ground: I hate everyone too. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:21, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I didn't mean those things I said. I just... im sorry. can you just forget it? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:03, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, life is strange. Care for a spot of tea? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:38, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Tea, please. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 09:20, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Are you angry? --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 14:33, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Now that you've edit conflicted me trying to respond, yes. Also, folks don't always respond, anyhow. And anger is effort. Too much, really. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:36, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Alright. Looks like I'm not welcome in this cruel and cold world of yours. Poetic huh? You hate me too? --~   14:44, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, relax. I hate everyone, remember? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:13, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Oh you're right. So, you're angry and you hate everyone. Things have come back to normal. --~   22:21, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Cool sig, did Lyrithya make it? → I am greatSoup? 22:22 6-Jan-11 ←

Nope. This masterpiece is all made by me. --~   22:24, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Awesome → I am greatSoup? 22:26 6-Jan-11 ←

So, you welcome people? I want to do it too. --~   22:40, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

I welcome some people when I feel like it... I think I've only done it like three times. → I am greatSoup? 22:47 6-Jan-11 ←

You don't need any permission to do that, right? I will start welcoming people too. --~   22:55, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

If you do need permission, they let me slip by when I do it... And I don't see anything regarding it. I think it is probably better for more people to do it anyways, as it lets the message get by to more people. I think you just gotta make sure to link to some stuff to get the new users started on their way. I basically just ripped off Template:Oh_Dear for the links, which I think is what most people do... I might make my own welcome template at some point, but for now I just manually type it out. → I am greatSoup? 22:59 6-Jan-11 ←

If you ever make your own welcome template I suggest you not to change the part about the help, sig, etc. --~   23:04, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, yeah... I think I will make a welcome template for myself to use, cause I forgot to include those parts, which are pretty important, I suppose. I dunno if there is a standardized one other people use or not, cause it seems like a lot of people's are pretty similar. → I am greatSoup? 23:07 6-Jan-11 ←

I can help you too if you ever decide to create a new welcome template. --~   23:13, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

I continued this on your talk page so we can cease the unrelated conversation on Lythirya's page. → I am greatSoup? 23:24 6-Jan-11 ←

Good plan. Also, I think people usually use variations on the {{welcome}} template. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:38, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I actually found that a couple minutes ago by guessing the name (You'd think I might've done that in the first place or something). → I am greatSoup? 23:40 6-Jan-11 ←

Colonization

Hello. I mentioned on Puppy guy's page that I'll take some time later to look at our three colonizations which are thisclose to completion. Maybe if you have a few minutes and feel like it, join the fun. Or not. Rather middling choices when you come down to it. Writing or food. Writing or food. Food! Aleister 14:37 5 1 '11

Oh... could. Eventually. I suppose. Too much to do, too much to do, and this job I'm at ain't helping either. Guuh. Food and writing? I'll give it/them a poke if I remember. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:52, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the info

Can you read or review my article on nailing glasses to walls? – Preceding unsigned comment added by CrazyChopper (talk • contribs)

I'd like to answer that request as though it were addressed to me.

1. Ease up on the Uncyclopedia memes. We're sick of them. Lose the "epic fail" stuff, lose the "nobody cares" stuff, and, frankly, lose the "USERNAME" template.
2. Try to make the article actually resemble a how-to guide. That is, attempt to sound authoritative rather than like wacky twelve-year-old. Try to sound helpful instead of implying that the reader is stupid. Don't say "Who cares?"
3. Rewrite the ending to make sense. The glass breaks, you fail, and you collect $70 from your friend for winning the bet. That, friend, does not make sense.

In sum: start over. Except for the picture of the broken glass. That might be useful, as long as it's actually in the article and not hanging off the end. pillow talk 18:29, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, Hyperbole... thank you for barging in yet again, and you're so supportive, aren't you...

Anyhow, Chopper, fella, he's not wrong, though I wouldn't go so far as to say to start over; you have a definite idea here. You need to flesh it out better, however. Along with his specifics, making it read like a reasonable, normal howto of something folks would actually want to do would make it a lot funnier in of itself, since it really is so ridiculous a notion, and folks appreciate irony, you know?

But for now, you may even want to continue with what you're doing - learn by doing, see just what all works and doesn't. Not necessarily a good idea, but I've found it fun to work with doomed articles and concepts before without even doing anything about why they're doomed... maybe I just like doom.

Whatever you do, don't give up on it, though. Although you may want to suspend the review request until you have a little more...

Also, don't forget to sign your posts, four tildes (~~~~), and all that. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 18:40, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

All right, all right, I'll try to stop barging in. The thing is, no one ever puts a review request on my page, for some reason. pillow talk 18:44, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, if you want to barge in, go ahead; gives me a good excuse to disapprove of something. You give me so much to disapprove of, and I like disapproving... also, you make valid points, anyhow.

I wonder why... no, seriously, why? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 18:54, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

I'll treasure your disapproval always. I want my tombstone to read "HYPERBOLE. He made valid points. You can admit it now." pillow talk 18:58, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

What if that leads people to think that the latter part is a hyperbole? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 19:07, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Good point. My tombstone shall read: "HYPERBOLE. He made valid points. You can admit it now. Hyperbole is his username and not an indication that the two sentences preceding this one constituted hyperbole. I'm glad we could get that cleared up." pillow talk 19:55, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

That all fits on the headstone?

Mine reads TL;DR and has an arrow pointing to yours. Spıke ¬ 20:00 5-Jan-11

I'm going to have to rise from my grave and chisel "SPIKE is being a douche" on the headstone on the other side of you. pillow talk 20:03, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

If you pull off the former you are welcome to do the latter. Spıke ¬ 20:24 5-Jan-11

Sorry...

...that you won't win Useless gobshite. Maybe you should be more useless in the future, it is like you want to not win. → I am greatSoup? 21:32 5-Jan-11 ←

Why, thank you for the misformed box... although I plead being at work. See, I don't do anything work-related, so even if I do worklike stuff while not working, it's still not work. So I am useless! I am! *flails* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:37, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, well, just know that it cost my employer something like two dollars to pay me to do other things while I was making that, so you should be grateful to them or something of that nature. → I am greatSoup? 21:44 5-Jan-11 ←

I ran mine out about 50$ reskinning the mainpage here. *shifty eyes* No telling if it'll ever actually get done, though. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:25, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Oooo, is it gonna be fancier? → I am greatSoup? 23:33 5-Jan-11 ←

It's going to be a violent copyright violation. I guess. I dunno. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 00:16, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Microsoft developing Windows for phone chips

You are in the news again! Spıke ¬ 11:46 6-Jan-11

What the crap is grep? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 14:22, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

You won't claim that this portrayal of you is unrealistic too? Grep is the program you invoke from the Unix/Linux command line to search for strings inside text files. Spıke ¬ 19:39 6-Jan-11

Since it makes it out like I'm less clueless than I am, it is rather unrealistic. But I'm just clueless, okay? And seriously? That's what it does? O_o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 19:41, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

And that really was quite silly before. Sorry about that. 1234[[:#ifeq:{{{y}}}]] -- 19:43, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Degree of cluelessness is exaggeration, which is that large smear on our comedy palette. Spıke ¬ 19:50 6-Jan-11

You lost me. As usual. 1234#if:1 -- 20:15, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Deface

That defacebook thing is very nice, but what the hell is it for and why am I on it? --User:Black flamingo11/sig 13:54, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure anymore, and apparently you're notable. Congratulations! User:Lyrithya/sig -- 14:21, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Question

Does the maintenance tbale on the Pee commitee auto update when reviews are completed or does it need to be manually updated? If it's auto this one never made it. If it's manual, let me know, because I'd like to get some practice at doing that. --User:John Lydon/Sig 18:59, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, that's manual... usually folks do it all at once, though, copy them to the list, update the tables, mark the list. I just kept copying them to the list and then not actually checking them because I'm lazy, or something. Mind, you probably shouldn't be checking your own reviews unless there really is nobody else doing it... User:Lyrithya/sig -- 19:15, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

I don't like the idea of checking my own reviews so I think I'll shy away from that. But I will try my hand at adding to the maintenance table. --User:John Lydon/Sig 19:18, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Good, good. User:Lyrithya/sig -- 19:20, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

YAY!

I were just looking "how the hell did you made this Defacebook-thing ooh its so amazing... so im gonna take a nap", and i saw YOU had done these "fauforite users" thing. And i LOVED my section! Thanks! So im just gonna say that you have done good job and not destroyed my imago. THANKS!!!

(by the way, can some of us move it into page like "Defacebook", hmm?) User:Cat the Colourful/sig 08:58, January 7, 2011

Favorite users? Am I there? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 09:13, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. And sorry, i meanted that Most Popural Users, which is actually the Writer of the Month and N00b of the Month. (and i am n00b of the Month, YAY!) User:Cat the Colourful/sig 09:33, January 7, 2011

The official MonthlyAwards template was badly formatted and I had to make my own, and since they still hadn't updated the blurbs, I wrote my own, too. Glad you like them, though you may want to bug Chief or some admin about actually updating the real mainpage ones.

And I don't even know. Anything. Cheers. User:Lyrithya/sig -- 16:44, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

RE: Apologetic

Because I have nothing else to say... Template:Unsigned

Oh, well, then. Surely you have something to say... gerbils, perhaps? At any rate, sign your posts, will ya? Please? Don't put my and Mhaille's hard work to waste... User:Lyrithya/sig 02:51, 8 January 2011

←Blanked the page

←Blanked the page --←Blanked the page 05:22, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

←Blanked the page User:Lyrithya/sig 05:23, 9 January 2011

←Blanked the page User:Syndrome/sig 05:31, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

That'd ruin everything. User:Lyrithya/sig 05:33, 9 January 2011

It would be just like everything else in your life, you miserable little pile of secrets. User:Syndrome/sig 05:37, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Slightly mouldy and full of holes? User:Lyrithya/sig 05:41, 9 January 2011

←Mimoed the page --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 08:58, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

God's Answering Service

Whatever you're doing to spruce it up - carry on. Puppy's written thousands of lines of code and is probably bored with it, and I'm too much of a fuckwit to be any good at formatting. --Sog1970 17:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea what I'm doing and what shows up in the preview ain't what shows up on the page, though... I tried, it looked fine... until I saved it. Guuh.

Problem is, the way he's doing it is just battling with the wikicoding, for the most part. It comes out so messy... but it's the way Wikia has it set up, so what can one do? I just can't help but think that the wiki format must some features one could take advantage of, though... not that you'd have any idea what I'm talking about. User:Lyrithya/sig 17:39, 9 January 2011

Hellloooo

Hi. I linked the You Tube to a separate page because of you! I know you hate flash on the pages, so I moved it over. Don't recall any discussion about not doing this, maybe that was wikipedia and the Morning Glory incident. I was going to visit you here to tell you I moved this page over from ?pedia because it seemed to be shaping up into a non-random storyline. Maybe I just don't belong there, because I keep moving my pages over here, and that shouldn't be the way to do it. I haven't stopped by very much, as you seem to be the center of attention from lots of people and have your hands full of us nuts. Nice work on all the all you do. Aleister 18:00 10 1 '11

p.s. And I was going to try to find a pic of a demon from the back, and then line them up in front of the flash and have them listening to him. So more than just a youtube vid is planned.

All I have to say is HMPH. Although I tend to move my pages around, too, so... eh. Like Monday mornings, not even sure which I meant that for anymore. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:07, 10 January 2011

I love Monday Mornings. Cute cute cute. Maniac1075 has one like it, but of a different vein entirely. Not cats, darker things. On the Wally page, I'll pump it up with some other stuff so it stands alone too, like the extra page I did for Fishing for Children. Monday Mornings, my choice for winner of the cutest article on the site. Aleister 18:34 10 1 '11

So what's Maniac's? And sorry for overreacting about the flash... lurrrg. Lurg. Luuurg lurg. User:Lyrithya/sig 01:49, 12 January 2011

Stick poke lurg meow to you too

Hey, don't mention it about the review. Actually, I was a little afraid I didn't explain as well as I wanted too for a review, but oh well, I'm sure you'll discover that whenever you find time to get to it. So, an early apology if it isn't helpful and an exquisite yelp of joy if it does help. I'll keep researching and learning how to make better reviews, thanks for the advice.

In regards to the 'sir' title, I recently discovered how to write out a decent signature and in my manic state of happiness, seemed to have been knighted by the Queen. Not sure how it happened, doesn't violate any laws or anything, does it? Please say no, I don't want to upset the Queen...again...

Sincerly, --User:Oliphaunte/sig 04:39, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. I too am writing this in sleep-mode so I'm not sure if everything is 100% coherent. I hope it is, cause I'm too tired to check it and might fall asleep any momenoaoinfaslbjdkiajblfialoiangdjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Yaaay, tiredness... I'm tired again! I also forgot about my talkpage. Again. I need to quit doing that.

But the silver one was fine - had nice specifics and whatnot, and I'll admit to being selfish and being glad that it was the one that followed that wasn't so in-depth... I'll actually read the one you've done since in a bit, too, but from the giant mass of text that caused my eyes to glaze over... nurg, maybe I should just wake up and read it. Tables to fill out, and all...

I dunno, are you a knight of the Order of Uncyclopedia? *shifty eyes* Some people care, I think. User:Lyrithya/sig 01:58, 12 January 2011

Ah, good, glad to be of service and yea, I assume you're talking at the Robot Ninja one? Don't worry about getting to it anytime soon, I'm still working on it and was just looking for someones initial feeling about it, since I decided to re-write most of the damn thing. Stupid Robot Ninjas, if I ever meet one...well...I'll probably get killed, but not before expressing my extreme displeasure to it about writing an article on the bastards. Anyways, glad to know I could help and good luck getting some sleep. I think I'll go do that too...

So there is...I guess I'll have to get an article featured before the Queen notices --User:Oliphaunte/sig 04:38, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

What? No, no... I check reviews. Help make sure they're in-depth, talk to folks when they ain't, that's what the whole committee thing is about, I think. I was saying the last one you did looked better. Because it does. I think. Got a mite awkwarded up since one of the reviews was of one of my own articles, though, I think...

That, or it really was just tiredness.

I opted to eat popcorn instead of sleep. I AM A LOG! User:Lyrithya/sig 05:31, 12 January 2011

Oh, sorry. I completely forgot about that review, I thought you were talking about my article, my bad. Anyways, thanks about that other one looking better. Actually, the reason that the second one wasn't as in-depth was because the article to me, seemed good already, just had some minor issues that caused big problems. Either that, or it's because I was reviewing it at 4 in morning. I ain't say which one it is...

Popcorn as a stimulant? There's an idea for an article...hmmm....--User:Oliphaunte/sig 17:23, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

This is what Chief said (he checked that one): "Your style is good and your points are valid, but you need to talk a bit more about how things can be improved and perhaps even suggest ways that could be done."

Even if an article is good, there are usually things that can be made better, after all. If there really aren't any, it should be on VFH already and there wouldn't be much use for a review, you know?

But popcorn only works so well - it's just food. Sugar, basically. Energy for the stuff that uses it, but it won't so easily change modes of the brain and whatnot. Could make for an article, though. Could. User:Lyrithya/sig 17:39, 12 January 2011

Yea, I understand now. Reading it again, that makes sense, thanks for that.

Perhaps a storyline about mitochondria and popcorn? You've presented me with a challenge and I dare say I must pursue it to the end. Unless I can't think of anything, in which case I give up. But not really.

Thanks for the assistance, by the way, it's really helped out.--User:Oliphaunte/sig 18:17, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Whooo... I'm not completely useless. Okay, maybe I am, but not to everyone? Or something. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:38, 12 January 2011

Yayyy --User:Oliphaunte/sig 18:56, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

MEOW!

Just click this link, okay? Thanks! User:Cat the Colourful/sig 05:53, January 11, 2011

Meow. Maniac's is right here, under this blue thing. Aleister 1:54 12 1 '11

Meow! Cat, I couldn't help myself. I make no excuses. Aleister, that's... aww, it got deleted? Crap, is mine going to get deleted, too? I mean, if anyone besides RDB notices it exists... User:Lyrithya/sig 02:02, 12 January 2011

Naw, yours is much too cute. Feature, actually. Shit Pickle was so misunderstood, it is a legitimate satire page about Shit Pickle, a character who says nothing else but "Shit pickle". If you have a minute and don't know Shit Pickle, watch one of the YouTube vids Maniac linked on his external links (oh, I forgot about you and Youtubes, never mind). Shit Pickle. Shit Pickle shit pickel, shit pickle

That's the problem - his did have a reason behind it. Mine was just that I wanted to make an article out of the word lurg. The end. Nothing to it, save some upsetness and having the category Cat images open... feh. User:Lyrithya/sig 04:45, 12 January 2011

Gubza

So, what's up? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 19:51, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Luuurg. *implodes* User:Lyrithya/sig 20:42, 12 January 2011

• makes juice from a Lyrithya's brain* --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 20:44, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Formatty thing

That top banner thing for the personals page is great, thanks for making it. It also makes the text in the whole page turn into Georgia, which is always nice. Any ideas what you're going to add next? --User:Black flamingo11/sig 21:15, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Also, when do I get a status update on defacebook? --User:Black flamingo11/sig 21:17, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Er, I wandered off in the middle of it, sorry... glad it's decent so far, though. Was going to add columns and boxes and some more headers, make a space for an introduction of sorts, perhaps, that kind of thing... I need to actually be arsed one of these days. Arg.

As for the defacebook, beats me. We got it doneish, but only about a week after the intended time. User:Lyrithya/sig 22:06, 12 January 2011

No fair

Why is it never my page that is vandalized by religious nutjobs. And I read your rules and I think a point of order should be made - who says masturbation is unsavory? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Thursday, 06:28, Jan 13 2011 UTC

They don't like you enough, I guess. And I say it is. If done here. Elsewhere, I don't care. But not here, dammit! Also, you may well be the first person to have actually read said rules... User:Lyrithya/sig 14:51, 13 January 2011

Complaints

I had heard that yesterday's feature had an inspiring UnNews Audio associated with it, but it transfers at 0 bytes. This isn't your fault, and I don't know who runs this, but I figure you might. Other UnNews Audios transfer successfully. Do they disable audios from FAs, just in case the audio is not as feature-worthy as the text?!

Separately, does your VFH vote on Flint, Michigan mean you're never actually going to read it? It is a breezier trip than KDE.

I saw you were busy last night adding 1 byte to various talk pages.... User:SPIKE/signature14:02 13-Jan-11

That seems to be a wikia problem with files in general - sometimes they just... aren't actually on whatever server the system thinks they should be on, or something. Usually the files show up after a few hours, though... at least with images. Audio files may be different. It didn't show up at all, even at the beginning? Did you ask sannse? She might be able to get someone to do something about it, though if it is what I think it is, it has been going on for months with sundry complaints throughout.

Oh, relax, love. I read it; wouldn't have voted for unless I actually thought it was good. I was just being silly with the reason.

And what can I say? I am a bot, after all... and ChiefjusticeDS isn't exactly the most... technically-savvy folks around; you really expect me to not do completely illogical spammy things from time to time? User:Lyrithya/sig 15:02, 13 January 2011

Even if he's not technically savvy, it's not hard to distinguish this Wednesday from last Wednesday. Though Chief wrote it correctly, and I think it was Puppy who "delivered" the first batch of papers. The server problem last blew up when I was trying to get Template:Tl to work and it couldn't find the narration. I'll mention it to Sannse. Thanks. User:SPIKE/signature16:53 13-Jan-11

Sure it is. Variables are small. Easy to miss... I just do what I'm told. Exactly what I'm told, literally.

The servers just hate everyone, though. Perhaps what they really need is some therapy. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:00, 13 January 2011

I don't know what to do so I think I'll just sit here and talk with you waiting for someone to ban me. Happy?

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS--User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:01, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Go blank some pages or something.

I mean, write something. Read something. Draw something. Review something. Believe me, there is plenty that needs doing. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:05, 13 January 2011

I painted you and me. Do you like it? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:09, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Get a drawing tablet. Mouses suck. (Eraser-heads are worse.) User:SPIKE/signature18:12 13-Jan-11

Hello Spike. I made you too. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:15, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, gods... dammit, don't use jpegs! Bad! User:Lyrithya/sig 18:16, 13 January 2011

Why not? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:17, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

They use a lossy compression algorithm that was designed with photographs in mind - it actually works fairly well when it comes to size and still being able to tell what things are for those, but looks bloody awful with anything else, and either way, the data is lost. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:42, 13 January 2011

But I like it... --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:43, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's bad. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:49, 13 January 2011

So, do you want another painting? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 18:52, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

No! Now get off my talkpage and go do something useful! User:Lyrithya/sig 19:01, 13 January 2011

Like making another painting? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 19:03, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

Please do, I lolled pretty hard when I saw them. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 19:10, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

No. User:Lyrithya/sig 19:22, 13 January 2011

But they're so expressive. I love the honesty of the piece; you can really feel the happiness of the two subjects, and infer the yearning the artist has for it to be reality. It's quite beautiful. You're like that guy who told Van Gough not to paint. --User:Black flamingo11/sig 19:30, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's good to know that I'm not the only one who edits while drunk. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Thursday, 21:17, Jan 13 2011 UTC

I made one of you and me, Black flamingo.

How do you like it? --User:Magic man/sig 21:56, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

I declare it a masterpiece. You really captured the glee I feel whenever I see... what the hell is that, some kind of cake? --User:Black flamingo11/sig 22:04, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's my magic wand silly! --User:Magic man/sig 22:07, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

And I thought I did well with File:Puppy opt.gif - you truly are magic. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Thursday, 22:24, Jan 13 2011 UTC

I told ya. --User:Magic man/sig 23:42, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'm the only one who can paint well here. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 13:28, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Why can't you share the spot light? --User:Magic man/sig 15:35, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

You want to know how I make those beautiful paintings? Well, I won't tell you but we can create a company where we are going to make paintings and then sell them to people. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 15:51, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Um... What? --User:Magic man/sig 20:20, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Look everybody, I painted all of us! How do you like my picture! --User:Maniac mcpee/sig 00:54, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Ahem. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Monday, 01:11, Jan 17 2011 UTC

Funny, when I saw that picture I thought the same thing. Anyway, here puppy:

--User:Magic man/sig 01:36, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Awwww. I had just created another one. --User:Maniac mcpee/sig 01:42, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Template:Box

Ooh! It was you!!!!

So you were responsible for the beautiful Jimbo templates!!!! I have never been so proud of a grand-noob! User:Zana Dark/sig 09:06, 14 January 2011

Erm... no, it wasn't. It was that guy over there. *gestures vaguely and then uses the distraction to run away* User:Lyrithya/sig 16:26, 14 January 2011

*is angry*

So you sent them to ban me huh? You're gonna pay that. YOU'RE GONNA PAY THAT WITH BLOOD. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 13:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

...you were asking for it. At least, you certainly seemed to be. *shifty eyes* User:Lyrithya/sig

Be what? --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 16:30, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

When a sentence neglects to specify a subject, it is generally still referring to the subject of the previous. You seemed to be asking for it. User:Lyrithya/sig 16:36, 14 January 2011

er...If you say so. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 16:40, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Except that "asking for it" is a verb clause occupying the latter half of the predicate of that sentence - not its subject. User:Hyperbole/sig 18:24, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Verb clauses are subjects. *shifty eyes* Ï spent my grammar classed reading completely unrelated books in the back of the rooms, okay? User:Lyrithya/sig 18:26, 14 January 2011

Verb clauses are only subjects if they appear in the subject of the sentence, e.g., "Walking my dog gives me a hard-on." User:Hyperbole/sig 18:28, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Meh, I figure if a thing refers to something, it's a subject. User:Lyrithya/sig 18:30, 14 January 2011

Everyone shut up! Verb is a subject and I am an essential. --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 19:47, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Illogicopedia

Gomphog got banned at ?pedia! Hahahahahah heeheeheehee hahahahahahahaha. What did he do to earn such an honor? And since you are an admin at ?, ban me, please, ban me. Would it help if I blanked a page? Or 10 pages? Aleister 20:02 14 1 '11

HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO ASKS OTHERS TO BAN ME SO STOP! --User:Mimo&maxus/sig3 20:04, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

He kept messing with Romartus' talkpage. And reverting me. *shifty eyes*

And suddenly I have this urge to just deop myself... ugh, Mimo, no, you ain't. User:Lyrithya/sig 20:19, 14 January 2011

Favour

I'm looking for a code guru who knows dpl. Is that you? Or is it someone you know? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Saturday, 00:52, Jan 15 2011 UTC

There's this semi-new code guy, Airhogs777 and just yesterday I was urging him on his talk page to meet you. Sharon-dip-en-dee? Aleister 1:00 15 1 '11

Tried Mr. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user? My use of it is severely... er, crappy, pretty much limited to copying from elsewhere. Can't even always do that right, either, but Socky's bailed me out at least once... User:Lyrithya/sig 01:09, 15 January 2011

Thanks, ouch

I thank you for reviewing my article. I did find your criticism constructive and passionate. I have thought about rewriting the article over the last week and think I have a better understanding, from reading other articles, how to go about it. Once again, thank you. If you had not reviewed the article I think it would still be sitting stagnant in the pee review. --Omnifluff 15:28, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Heh, best of luck to you, mon. Hopefully some of it will be of use, too... cheers. User:Lyrithya/sig 15:56, 15 January 2011

Thanks! Again!

Template:Box

What, Duty again? User:Lyrithya/sig 15:54, 15 January 2011

I don't normally give these out, but...

Template:Ninjastar

-- User:Zombiebaron/sig 18:08, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Mad dreams are the best dreams. User:Lyrithya/sig 19:49, 16 January 2011

Did someone mention a facebook reskin? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Sunday, 20:42, Jan 16 2011 UTC

Eeeek. User:Lyrithya/sig 20:56, 16 January 2011

Wiki robber

Hi, actualy I'm a wiki robber from the french Uncyclopedia (This sheet). Me and my monkeys were really impressed by your Facebook-like design!!! We're now trying to steal your wiki code but it looks harder than we thought (yes, we often steal all your stuff, ha ha ha ha). Maybe you could offer us a clue for this wonderful design? My userpage is waiting for help from you smart and intelligent wiki staff! Mu Kappa Pi 20:37, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Eh, it's just what you see, with a custom stylesheet I didn't really make use of and a javascript pointer to said stylesheet, since it does at least hide the usual interface... User:Lyrithya/sig 20:48, 16 January 2011

okay, I found it! Really nice again, see you! Mu Kappa Pi 21:05, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Arrrrrrrr!

Can you please stop with the mock blanked the page edit summaries? They give me a start every time I see them. Thanks. User:Mordillo/sig3 20:40, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, love... I don't know why I keep trying to annoy you poor folks, especially with all the other crap you put up with... well, you know what? It only takes being asked five times, but I'm not completely dense, really! I'm not, and to prove it, I'll try to be nice to you admins from now on. I will! *beams* User:Lyrithya/sig 21:04, 16 January 2011

Where's Protagonist????

I thought Protagonist was going to be in the Top Ten contest. I actually looked at the names three times to see if I missed it. ??? Aleister 3:31 17-1-'11

It didn't make it. User:Lyrithya/sig 03:39, 17 January 2011

I seem to recall it was one of the top three of the month, maybe memory drugs have switched things on to "the way it should be" rather than "what the hell is this universe doing here?". And there seem to be a lot less articles in the Top Ten voting than I expected. Oh well, I only have one vote left, which was for Protagonist (fools, not to have chosen that as one of the top five for sure) and I'll keep that one for awhile. Aleister 3:44 17(1) '11

*shakes head* It was close, but no. At least, I recall it being close. Fuzzily... I like to keep a vote for last minute tying up of things, myself, though... think you'll do that, too? could be fun. User:Lyrithya/sig 03:57, 17 January 2011

I know, I almost did that for that exact purpose, and then remembered how good the mystery writers page was and lost my vote to carelessness. We should make up a user page for "Best Articles Not listed in the Top Ten Voting", to vote on. I'd nom "Protogonist" immediately. Of mine I like Cemetery of the Absurd, Mortal Sin, and Warm piss water the best, although others are high up there. The two of mine on the "official" list are probably not even in the top ten of my own pages. What are your favorite personal articles? Aleister 14:20 17-1-'11

Hello there

So ol friend pal acquaintance sextoy.... person. Its been a while. I beailve the last discussion we had was what the difference is between poisonous and venomous.

Would you like to continue that or speak about it later? --User:Happymonkey39/sig 03:29, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Meh. User:Lyrithya/sig 03:42, 17 January 2011

Hi, though. User:Lyrithya/sig 03:43, 17 January 2011

Poisonous is a joke about your mother. Venomous is a joke about your dead mother. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall Monday, 03:53, Jan 17 2011 UTC

At my dead mother's wake my siblings and I all did that wishbone thing with her collarbones, but dad rushed in and won. Cheater. Aleister 3:58 17-1-'11

Main Page

Hi, Lyrithya. I just came Uncyclopedia few seconds ago, and someone had done something to Main Page. Something weird... So here is part of my stories in the new Main Page:

Cat the Colourful: "Aah, look at there! We have a nice new Main Page! Isnt this that Defacebook thing? Yes, i think it is. But where on the earth i can Log in? C`mon, this sucks! I WANT TO LOG IN, GWARH! No, it did not work. Screaming wont work. So, some idiot had not done a Log In-thing out there, and i now i cant to log in... Im gonna blame on Lyrithya, it must be her fault. Well, lets look a bit into this Source. (I will never tell you how i find it) So there is Template called "Defacebook", nothing else... HEY, WHY I CANT EDIT IT?!! I cant never log in... Oh, wait. If i go to another page, i can..."

Would you do something on the page, like: Feel free to Log in. Its Free today! Hmh? User:Cat the Colourful/sig 06:01, January 17, 2011

Hmm... that might have been something to add... on the other hand, since that was the logged-in screen, where could we have reasonably put a login thing, anyhow?

Oh well, it's a bit late now. User:Lyrithya/sig 14:27, 17 January 2011

Thanks!

User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks8 Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. Oh well, MS Paint drawings are nice too, I guess. User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig409:45, 17 January 2011

Strange culture... you know, I'd spam such things myself if I wasn't so lazy. As for the Paint stuff, I don't even know what's up with that. User:Lyrithya/sig 14:30, 17 January 2011