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| That's right, bitches! I, Scofield, have been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
| Due to my site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to me have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and I will not be returning to my former tasks anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping I would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is currently outside my job description. | |
| Hey, wait a minute! It's not like I can't ever reply to the messages right? Like, maybe when I have the time I could...? | |
| WHAT? You're kidding me, right? Oh my God. Oh SHIT! NOOOOOOOO! |